Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old?[views:41847][posts:182]_________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 8:47pm - Martins ""] Dwyer is the missing link. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 8:49pm - Dankill ""] Dwyer can divide by zero. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 8:53pm - archaeon ""] Dwyer came...only once. He has ED. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 8:54pm - Martins ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:06pm - RichHorror ""] The two on the couch look taken aback by this turn of events. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer faked the first orgasm. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:46pm - ellesarusrex ""] john dwyer is living the dream. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer invented dreams and subsequently nightmares, as many females have seen him there. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:54pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] 1987: [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer invented the camera so he could post pictures of himself since the beginning of time for all to see. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:15pm - MillenialKingdom ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer faked the first orgasm. HAHAHAH WINNAR! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer wrote the bible so he could make fun of people who read it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:50pm - DrewBlood ""] Those lyrics were written on the back of the magna carta. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahahaha...excellent work Drew. Dwyer was Moses' chief advisor when he had to write the 10 Commandments. Thou shalt not steal was originally Thou shalt not steal music, thou shalt buy it from my distro. A compromise was made. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:17pm - RichHorror ""] Dwyer is Bill Brasky. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer wants a cup of coffee with lots of cream. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:15am - pam ""] Holy fuck, this thread is amazing. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:35am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Where's MY Wiki page? The John Dwyer in Prov from THE COACHMEN has one and he didn't almost go over Niagara! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:43am - dftg ""] ahahaha this thread made my night. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer taught Australiopithecus Apharensus (sp?) how to wipe. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 10:57am - Josh_Martin ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:1987: [img] Nice shirt Dwyer. Were you auditioning for Loverboy? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:16am - archaeon ""] Dwyer is really the one who impregnated The "Virigin" Mary. She was so appalled by her actions that she told her husband it happened from the "hand" of God. Dwyer also took pictures afterward. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer is the father of humanity. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:25am - archaeon ""] But Dwyer is the Grandfather of mankind |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:32am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It was dwyer's idea to put the cowbell in Don't Fear The Reaper. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:33am - dreadkill ""] the big bang occurred when dwyer farted for the first time |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:34am - archaeon ""] Dwyer originally named the song "BUYMYMERCHBUYMYMERCHBUYMYMERCH" but the label didn't approve. So he just started his own and thats how Pathos Productions was formed est. Stonehedge. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:34am - Josh_Martin ""] [img] Seriously Dwyer, the guy 2nd from the right wants his shirt back. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:38am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer put the bomp in the bomp shabomp. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:48am - atthehauntedNLI ""] Wasn't Dwyer a Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:50am - archaeon ""] Dwyer build the pyramids of Giza. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:55am - dreadkill ""] dwyer is an old geeza |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 12:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer is the process of aging itself. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 12:27pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Dwyer invented the first butt plug. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer created homosexuality. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 12:44pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer created homosexuality. This actually made me laugh. Simplicity wins. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 12:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I do what I can sir. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 12:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer is responsible for the extinction of dodo birds. Way to go, asshole. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:27pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] this is the first time the world had seen art, and it was solely because dwyer wanted to convince his peers that he hangs out with females. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer invented females so because he was sick of taking pictures with dudes. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:42pm - SkinSandwich ""] Dwyer gave us Culture Club. Suck a dick! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:42pm - Sacreligion ""] Dwyer also discovered fire. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 1:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You know who invented the wheel? Well, it wasn't Dwyer but he's still old as dirt. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:00pm - Sacreligion ""] not old as dirt...he NAMED dirt...and most of the things we recognize today. it's also been said that opposable thumbs were created solely for running a merch booth. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:03pm - grizloch ""] [Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards] Dwyer taught Australopithecus Afarensis how to walk. (funny cause A. Afarensis is the first hominin biped... paleoanthropology humor, fuck you) |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] grizloch said:[Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards] Dwyer taught Australopithecus Afarensis how to walk. (funny cause A. Afarensis is the first hominin biped... paleoanthropology humor, fuck you) That's why I said it. But, I said WIPE. To throw everyone off. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:49pm - AndrewBastard ""] Josh_Martin said: AUTOPSY_666 said:1987: [img] Nice shirt Dwyer. Were you auditioning for Loverboy? Dwyer is the one singing with the bad brains shirt. Not the goofy duck with the guitar. Off topic: John Ill be in Newport tonight... Any thing going on? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:51pm - AndrewBastard ""] Goofy fuck I meant. My gay iPod corrected me and wrote duck. I hate posting on RTtP a this thing. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer used to sell phonograph cylinders in his distro. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:52pm - Blacktooth ""] Wasn't Dwyer the waitress at the Last Supper? |