ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:1124729][posts:1721]_____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 2:17pm - stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL ""] PTF said:I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us. A+ thread. there has GOT to be a video of this. DO WANT. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 12,2014 2:37pm - Yeti ""] we need to commission Smaug to interview Robb Wells. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:05pm - Sully Paul Sullivan ""] Hi Everybody, Loving this thread. So from that back and forth I had with Rob I got a lot of anti Robb fan mail. All that stuff I posted during our little spat was stuff that was sent to me and I put it up as I got. I just got this and it is the best one I've gotten so far. After watching I have decided to accept Robb's musical challenge though I play no instruments. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Robb's bass solo video http://youtu.be/4WCR9tENuXE |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:08pm - Sacreligion ""] bennyhillifier Embedded for your pleasure. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:21pm - j Satan ""] Holy crap! I see why they have 13k fans! That was painful. It was like one of those shreds videos. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:24pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""] Sweet fucking hell. I think I love you for posting that. Almost as much as Robb loves coordinating his bass and his nail polish. |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:32pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Sacreligion said: bennyhillifier Embedded for your pleasure. My face right now [img] |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:33pm - Bass Solo No Fun at All ""] It sounds like he has never actually heard music, but someone described it to him a few years ago and his memory is a little foggy about what they said. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:36pm - Alx_Casket ""] j%20Satan said: It was like one of those shreds videos. THIS. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:40pm - ouchdrummer ""] oh my fucking god. It's a really slow day at my office, so i just read this entire thread. This really makes my day. So dude was in State of Correction and not State of Corruption right? I'm surprisingly not familiar with the former, but am sadly familiar with the latter. and also YES, Wren admits to not liking a band. Mind = blown. I'll never be the same. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:41pm - Slow Clap ""] Sully just made my entire week. That solo is astonishing! It's like something you'd find when you end in that weird part of youtube at 3am after 1/2 a handle of vodka. I'm going to have to watch it again to make sure I didn't make it up in my head... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:44pm - Sacreligion ""] Relevant: bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:46pm - ouchdrummer ""] I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:49pm - The Talentless Robb Wells ""] This is the guy who won. bennyhillifier It's fucking stupid but notice how the notes actually make something cohesive and showcase his ability. ...Almost like he gave a shit. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:51pm - Red Head Redemption ""] no mask, disqualified |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:51pm - Corrections ""] Yeah, it was "Welcome to our Society!!" State of Corrections |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:52pm - stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL ""] ouchdrummer said:I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate! ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately. SHUT IT DOWN! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:56pm - xmikex ""] HOLY SHIT. The video of "Rawb" (fucking seriously) at the 2:30 mark. BRRUDU-BRMP-BA-BMRP Hey! BRRDMP-BMPR-BA-BRMP Heyyyyyy! While the rest of the audience avoids eye contact in embarrassment. Shunned and ostracized by a room full of bass dorks. Yet another hallmark of a band that documents EVERYTHING they do and still claims we don't get how successful they are. jizzzzZZZZzzzz |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 3:59pm - ouchdrummer ""] stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL said: ouchdrummer said:I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate! ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately. SHUT IT DOWN! I've missed this site so much <3 |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:02pm - xmikex ""] Inb4 classically mysterious anon shows up with "I think this guy is really good. You guys just sound jealous" that we are expected to believe is not Robb. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:06pm - old wise man on a hill ""] Oh, you mean like Reggie? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:14pm - Crunch ""] ******MEDIA RELEASE******MEDIA RELEASE****** "Breathe out... loud"! Here it is, friends. The brand new SINGLE/lyric video for single Cykill Cyclonis. #2 of 6 to be release before March 27, 2015. Enjoy and feel free to SHARE it with ALL of your friends! http://youtu.be/UI4dSYqLdak I shit you not....TGIF |
| ______________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:15pm - Yeti ""] through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:18pm - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment. Wait, you don't wear a mask? That's actually your face? I khed, i khed. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:19pm - State of Confusions ""] How on earth did he pass an audition? Even for goddamn Stinkwell he is atrocious. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:24pm - GREELEY PAULZA ""] It was a record setting crowd for him, he's just vibing MMMMMHHHEEEYYYUUNNNNNN |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:31pm - Still Well Aril ""] They are Khand enough to let me shred the keys for them on an upcoming release. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:36pm - Jasper Stillwell ""] Robbs ***MEDIA RELEASE*** has 8 comments. 6 are Robb. 2 are Reggie. |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:38pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Watching that solo when I get home is going to be the crowning moment of what has already been a banner week. I've got goosebumps from the anticipation. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:38pm - Drop My Name Out Ya Mouth! ""] Not bad for 13k fans... Let's hear it for Still Well Casualty |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:42pm - Rawb the Khaosenizer ""] Somehow Scott Stapp believing he's a CIA assassin is actually still less absurd than SWA's claims of fame and WORLD DOMINATIOONNYEAH |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:54pm - killfags4life ""] [img] this |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 4:58pm - killfags4life ""] i heard the reason why they tossed their last bass player was because he slept with the singers wife... |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 5:01pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Did the singer recently give birth? Those nips look like he's fed at least 3 kids on'em. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 5:10pm - killfags4life ""] not sure but you don't fuck with that |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 5:11pm - Sacreligion ""] INB4 my sexy black and white shirtless photo shoot. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 5:20pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""] @3:45 in the video, fat dude behind Rawb(Jesus fucking Christ) just loses it and has to walk away as he laughs at Robb's failure as a human being. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 5:26pm - Mortal Kombat-ah ""] Is Cykill Cyclonis a reference to something I don't know? A play on words? Total gibberish? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 6:12pm - Samantha ""] Mortal%20Kombat-ah said:Is Cykill Cyclonis a reference to something I don't know? A play on words? Total gibberish? Battlestar Galactica fans with bad spelling? [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 6:17pm - shutup_daddet ""] "On behalf of Daddy's Junky Music, we'd like to rethink this." bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 6:48pm - Sacreligion ""] Has this band done anything that can't be made fun of immediately? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 7:52pm - Crunch ""] well let me think on |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 7:56pm - Sacreligion ""] The delusion is alive and still well: [img] In reference to his night at the bass solo competition. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:01pm - Sacreligion ""] People keep sending us these screen grabs. Successful and hung Robb Wells is rollin deep in that pussy. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:06pm - Crunch ""] it never ends, killing me |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:15pm - Rawbz swingin dikk ""] Luckily for that poor woman, he isn't good looking, hung or technically in a "band" Stillwell is more a make a wish type situation it seems. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:20pm - anonymous ""] This thread is the best thing in my life |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:22pm - screaming townies ""] SHOW US YA CAWK, RAWB |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:33pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Just on a whim, I did a Something search for "state of corrections" metallum and came up with exactly 3 results. #2 was Eric Paone's Facebook. You cannot fucking make this shit up. |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 12,2014 8:49pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Only New England Concerts could deliver a show this intense: bennyhillifier Best part, from the comments This band is kickass!!!!!! I have seen them on several occassions and they always get the crowd going...... >> cut to 3:00 for crickets |