ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:762676][posts:1711]
[Dec 30,2014 1:13pm - wat ""]
they couldn't pay waaf $200 to play their song hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Dec 30,2014 1:31pm - Frank Cotton in Hell ""]
Reading those images is almost as painful as the music itself. BTW, did you hear they're big in the UK and Egypt now?
[Dec 30,2014 2:39pm - Boston Methuen = Same place ""]
Im amazed the rest of this gay band hasnt kicked out the mighty Rob Wells yet. Its truly sad that people like this exist. How the hell is this douche king married?!?!? The raptor riding the great white while shooting an uzi rules.
[Dec 30,2014 2:43pm - Sully Paul Sullivan ""]
In his defense that Dumpster Fire song isprobably the best song he's ever had anything to do with
[Dec 30,2014 2:53pm - Still well, holding onto the 90's ""]
I'd agree Sully, if he didn't also help spawn this thread.
[Dec 30,2014 3:03pm - Sacreligion ""]
Speaking of stuck in the 90s, why is the picture link to their Twitter page a picture of the guitar player from Disturbed?
[Dec 30,2014 3:13pm - xmikex ""]
"The police told us to let it go"
[Dec 30,2014 4:40pm - lootsrednuht gnik ""]
[Dec 30,2014 4:51pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
That reveal legit just surprised the shit out of me. Brah-vo.
[Dec 30,2014 5:42pm - That shit is Raw,B ""]
https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass Be sure to go "Like" this page!!
[Dec 30,2014 5:48pm - Momm Wells ""]
I'd probably have a roof by now if I didn't have a fagget 4 a son.
[Dec 30,2014 5:50pm - parents just don't understand ""]
Are multiple facebook pages really necessary to handle the teeming throngs of SWA fans?
[Dec 30,2014 7:39pm - Rawb the philosopher ""]
[Dec 30,2014 7:45pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Is that a personal anecdote or is he setting the stage for another benefit caper?
[Dec 30,2014 7:52pm - wut ""]
wtf is he even talking about.
[Dec 30,2014 8:01pm - Sacreligion ""]
[Dec 30,2014 8:13pm - xmikex ""]
[Dec 30,2014 8:13pm - Charles Berthoud's custom Warwick fretless bass ""]
"PLUS, here and ONLY on here will you learn about EXCLUSIVE parties like the one planned for August 3 in Manchester (area) IF I win this bass solo competition.
Peace and stay tuned!"
TOO BAD ROBBIE BOY!!!!
What the was he thinking? Winning the bass competition? With this pantyhose rape mask, and random strumming? Nope. what a fucking ASSHOLE
[Dec 30,2014 8:15pm - Sacreligion ""]
Keep calm and realize that there is a NEW bass solo video coming soon.
[Dec 30,2014 8:17pm - What an asshole ""]
"This page is soley set up for YOU!!! If your reading this then you must be one of the cooler kids around because, this page is for those who wanna get in on some extra things most others don't get the chance for in regards to Still Well Angel or myself.
So, tell me, what do YOU wanna see more of, on this page?"
[Dec 30,2014 8:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
The fucking biography on that page...
[Dec 30,2014 8:30pm - Rob Well's Bass solo ""]
Blah dun da dun dant dunsaefhuishgaliuh3etry2189y39hqeiofahejksfnkn " HEY!!"oiehsagh382hr dungsnnkdgjaljlgjeoirj "HEEEEAAY" oiheisofdojfisojidojfskdjfljsljkdfklsjdgjibupih3wiu "HEY!!". I cannot describe the cringe that watching that video causes, but its impossible to look away. A spastic 6 year old child could pick up the bass and play better then this dude.
[Dec 30,2014 9:13pm - paulgreeley ""]
The boys from Dumpster fire deserve a fucking statue or a WB contract for their Reggie masquerade.Well done boys.I tip my bedazzled cowboy hat to you!
[Dec 31,2014 2:03am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
FLOORED by the Reggie Trolling...
KATFISH OF KHAOS!!!
"I never said anything homophobic....only literally every 2nd word in my angry response to those "6 people on RTTP"
*Dead* @ "Put me in the liner notes"
[Dec 31,2014 10:40am - Rawb's bass strings ""]
Ugghhhh please change me! I'm filled with shame and almost cancer.
[Dec 31,2014 1:44pm - THE CYBER POLICE ""]
ATTENTION CITIZENS, THIS IS SAAAHGENT HAGHERTY OF THA CYBA POLICE MELROSE DIVISION. THIS THREAD IS BEIN CHAARGED WITH THE FOLLOWIN COUNTS -
ONE COUNT IMPERSONATIN SLAPSHOT
ONE COUNT ENGAGING A DUMPSTER FIRE WITHOUT A PERMIT
AND ONE COUNT FA HARRASSIN A FAHKIN RETAAAAHD AS WE BELIEVE MR WELLS TO BE
MR PEPELIS HAS BEEN ORDA-ED TO TURN IN ALL HIS FLOPPY DISKS AND TRANSCRIPTS OF SAID EVENTS OR WE WILL BUST HIS ASS ON ABSTRUCTSHION A JUSTICE. I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO VACATE THE THREAD WHICH IS NOW AN ACTIVE CRIME SCENE UNTIL WHICH TIME YOU ARE CLEEEYAHED TO RETURN FAHKIN... HENCEFORTH. THANK YOU.
[Dec 31,2014 4:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
This guy still thinks we are all just jealous. It's adorable. Or insane.
[Dec 31,2014 4:36pm - You Can Tell It's A Robb Wells Original... ""]
...Because NO ONE REPLIED.
[Dec 31,2014 4:38pm - Sacreligion ""]
Get the fuck after it.
[Dec 31,2014 5:28pm - parents just don‘t understand ""]
What's worse, getting 20 people to notice you, or taking 20 years to get people to notice you?
[Jan 1,2015 11:43am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
The phrase "did yous drop out of 5th grade" will probably haunt me in my sleep. Cannot wrap my head around it.
[Jan 1,2015 11:56am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Also "we don't do drugs or drink" and then I almost died of LOL (like Robb's wife almost died of his wasted ass crashing his truck).
[Jan 1,2015 12:08pm - Anger LOLing ""]
random find just now
[Jan 1,2015 12:09pm - Anger LOLing ""]
[Jan 1,2015 12:10pm - Anger LOLing ""]
oh man, the hits just keep on coming
[Jan 1,2015 12:22pm - Anger LOLing ""]
[Jan 1,2015 12:39pm - Sacreligion ""]
It takes a special kind of person to list Lil Wayne, Madball, Nile, Lady Gaga, and Godsmack in their influences. Then have the song be whatever the fuck that was I just heard.
[Jan 1,2015 2:37pm - KING ROOFHOLESTEEL ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM THE GREATEST ROOF HOLE OF ALL TIME!! I'M DRIPPING ON ROBB'S MOTHER'S HEAD RIGHT NOW!! MOLD IS GETTING INTO HER WALLS!!! THE ONLY THING SHE HAS TO STOP ME IS AN OLD CROCKPOT AND A FAGGET SON WHO CAN'T RAISE ANY MONEY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[Jan 1,2015 2:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
Forgot about this little chestnut. A conversation from 2011 between Sully and Robb. Robb had gone online and said some terrible things about the Lucky Dog and its owner. He booked the club for a whole weekend for a benefit show for his deceased drummer. When nobody came out and the show made no money, delusional Robb Wells convinced himself that the club must have been stealing, because he is too big of a rock star for something he is involved in to fail.
Dem ReverbNation statistics tho...
[Jan 1,2015 4:09pm - xmikex ""]
My favorite thing about bands like SWA is how many terrible hardcore bands full of 20 somethings there are that can organize national/international tours and play to more people in 1 show than SWA has combined in their entire career. And then act like it never happened.
[Jan 1,2015 5:44pm - AC DURP DC ""]
Is LadySpitFire legit mentally retarded?
[Jan 1,2015 10:22pm - Frank Cotton in Hell ""]
legit LOL at "your riffs are on the level of a pig farting into a coffee can"
[Jan 2,2015 12:45am - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
He calls himself...and the guitarist with no personality...
"The Toxic Twins"
No drugs...No alcohol...but yet right on par with Sixx/Lee and Perry/Tyler
Die in a boat fire, Robb.
[Jan 2,2015 1:38am - Sacreligion ""]
Vote for Still Well Angel as New England's best metal act!!
But seriously, that list is a bundle of LOLs. One of those bands labels themselves "radio metal".
[Jan 2,2015 2:00am - Sacreligion ""]
[Jan 2,2015 2:23am - narkybark ""]
I can't hate that guy just because of the bad Chris Farley impersonation
[Jan 2,2015 8:32am - Yeti ""]
I wonder if they paint their own fingernails or if they have SWA manicures.
[Jan 2,2015 9:23am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
I like to imagine that they actually paid to make 10 seconds of a video (@1:08) and now they're raising funds for the next 10 seconds.
[Jan 2,2015 9:30am - Alx_Casket ""]
Is LadySpitFire legit mentally retarded?
[Jan 2,2015 10:07am - Real Doctor ""]
Toxic Twins my ass. Robb is old enough to be that guitar player's grandpa.