ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:790604][posts:1711]
[Jan 6,2015 3:03pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
On Robb's January 2nd stat us that had him asking how to get war footage:
"Lol! We can work on finding... each other! Lol! We're, well, Steve, is building a video and finding old war footage that doesn't have copywrite issues is what we need. Stuff we can promote (for NO money) without getting sued. Lol!"
So one, they "started" this video less than 5 days ago (HUGE surprise there)
And two, how is this insane, supposed East Coast being funded? How do they play North Carolina, have 3 weeks off, then play South Carolina? Where is the gas money? Are we all supposed to believe ANY of this?!?
They can't even put $10 into a lyric video...
[Jan 6,2015 3:09pm - joeyvsdavidlopan nli ""]
I had the same thought watching that video. There's absolutely no way they have the aspirations they say they do and are letting shit like this slide.
[Jan 6,2015 3:15pm - pissing blazers ""]
ITT: the long con continues to evolve before our eyes. prepare thou selves forst the unveiling
[Jan 6,2015 3:18pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
Just you wait! Soon they'll win the NE Music Awards!
I mean, how can they not, by begging for votes and sharing that status on 89 different facebook pages? (literally 89)
[Jan 6,2015 3:19pm - xmikex ""]
Who is that guy that uses all that war footage for his songs that everyone loves?
Oh yeah... BOYD RICE. Let's be more like him.
[Jan 6,2015 3:39pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
That guys job is fucking Video editing!!!! I made the Farnsworth reveal video in a half an hour with windows movie maker, this guy has a fucking studio!!!
[Jan 6,2015 3:40pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
[Jan 6,2015 3:41pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Fuck that Image
[Jan 6,2015 3:41pm - Alx_Casket ""]
[Jan 6,2015 4:32pm - Headbanging_Man ""]
"Million Person Guitar March & Fundraiser"
[Jan 6,2015 5:00pm - Yeti ""]
August 6th 2016. with any luck the lady from Ghostbusters 2 was right and the world will have long been destroyed.
[Jan 6,2015 5:09pm - pissing blazers ""]
Yeti said:August 6th 2016. with any luck the script for the lady Ghostbusters 3 will have long been destroyed.
[Jan 6,2015 5:10pm - xmikex ""]
I think I see the issue with this band... not enough NTSC monitors.
[Jan 6,2015 5:51pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
No%20Halo%20Productions said:It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome
[Jan 6,2015 6:39pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
[Jan 7,2015 1:57am - BOYD RICES' NAZI MEMORABILIA ""]
126 views on that piece of trash called a "music" video and I can almost guarantee they are all from people on this board. Gotta start booking shows for this band
[Jan 7,2015 7:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
Sacreligion said:To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.
I just rewatched the bass competition video and have to agree. There is no fucking way this is not a joke band. I'm starting to see the humor they surreptitiously embedded.
[Jan 7,2015 12:11pm - damn ""]
holy shit it is indeed some long con god level troll. hats off to SWA.
they are like the Lloyd Christmas of music pretending to be brain dead this whole time. But that bass competition vid definitely gave it away
[Jan 7,2015 12:23pm - Alx_Casket ""]
This whole thread was pointless. We look so gullible, wasting our time falling for their joke. I'm sure they'll come clean about SWA and all its self-liking social media bullshit on April 1, 2015... Right?
[Jan 7,2015 12:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
INB4 Robb claims he was in on it the whole time and we are all just jealous of their comedic abilities.
[Jan 7,2015 12:30pm - NO WAI ""]
You're all giving them too much credit. They're not smart enough to be trolls. They are serious about their shit music.
[Jan 7,2015 12:35pm - Dance Mayor McCheese Dance ""]
I'm still patiently awaiting the new bass solo video.
If this was all a Rawbbie troll job, I'd have no problem with him taking home a lifetime achievement award. Hell, I might even donate to his mom's swiss cheese roof...
[Jan 7,2015 1:25pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
WHERE IS OUR THIS PUZZLE PIECE!!
THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL "NO RETREAT" SINGLE IS OUT AND RACKING UP YOUTUBE PLAYS!!
I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING MORE OF THIS AMAZING ALBUM COVER!!
WHAT DO DOWN THUMBS MEAN ON YOUTUBE, BY THE WAY??
PUZZLE PIECE!! KHAOS DEMANDS PUZZLES!!
[Jan 7,2015 1:26pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
[Jan 7,2015 1:45pm - KOK ""]
At least it was better than KERNER OF KAERRS because you don't have to see the one dude dressed in white wearing a cowboy hat. or any of them. youtube analytics must be funny for this on.
[Jan 7,2015 3:30pm - Almost Robb Wells ""]
is the bass solo on Youtube?
[Jan 7,2015 3:50pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am reposting the first one because it deserves it. I know the second one is in the works but I don't have a timeline for it.
[Jan 7,2015 4:07pm - bdrnnnggg YEAH! ""]
Ayup, he's THAT dude right there...
[Jan 7,2015 5:00pm - GREELEY PAULZA ""]
[Jan 7,2015 6:07pm - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
State Of Corrections
ROBB WAS THE SINGER?!?!?!
[Jan 7,2015 6:14pm - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
Robb as a frontman is everything you would figure.
Awful delivery, mixed with triumphant "I Am Awesome!" poses, and banter that mimics his retarded comebacks of the now, even years ago.
His sucking is a terminal condition, apparently.
[Jan 7,2015 8:15pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Trolling began in a different band, incredible work. Bravo!
[Jan 8,2015 10:09am - Welcome To Our Society! ""]
Robb really is the worst. And State of Corrections was far from his solo project. Hopefully he doesn't try and sue me for typing out the name of the band. I mean it is copyrighted and all...
[Jan 8,2015 2:42pm - best thread ""]
Endless material, this thread rules. Pure gold.
[Jan 8,2015 8:39pm - BOYD RICES‘ TOTENKOPF T SHIRT ""]
Its sad and a disgrace to the drummer that he posted this even after the drummer told him not to post this. sad
[Jan 9,2015 9:25am - Sterht of Khorect-i-YEAHRH ""]
[Jan 9,2015 10:41am - xmikex ""]
^ Saw that this morning. Can't wait!
[Jan 9,2015 12:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
We have worldwide distro on YouTube you jealous fgt.
[Jan 9,2015 12:26pm - narkybark ""]
I hope it's true so the world can share our suffering.
[Jan 9,2015 2:43pm - IN B4 ""]
IN B4 THEY TOUR WITH NICKELBACK
[Jan 10,2015 9:08am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Holy Shit!! These Retards made another Lyric Video!!
[Jan 10,2015 9:52am - truthinator ""]
Sacreligion said:Vote for Still Well Angel as New England's best metal act!!
But seriously, that list is a bundle of LOLs. One of those bands labels themselves "radio metal".
The only other band listed in the "metal" category I've heard of is Anaria. And even that's only because fits. And progmetaldrumr.
[Jan 10,2015 9:54am - truthinator ""]
Fits = tits. Fucking autocorrect.
[Jan 10,2015 3:36pm - Snowden ""]
Did the singer and drummer have one set of five o'clock shadow to share between them?
[Jan 10,2015 11:30pm - METAL!?!?!?!! ""]
[Jan 11,2015 6:32pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
New lyric vid is twice the quality of the first.
[Jan 11,2015 7:47pm - whattttttt ""]
I will never get those 4 minutes out of mind...see big tour possibilities for SWA with these jackasses
[Jan 12,2015 10:14am - Best song yet ""]
Emotions Bundled Duuuuuppp is their best and most creative song yet.
[Jan 12,2015 11:19am - Yeti ""]
hahahaha holy shit. Even though that is a joke it still sounds exactly like every one of their songs.
[Jan 12,2015 11:45am - Alx_Casket ""]
Has their America's Got Talent submission video been posted yet?