ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"
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[Nov 26,2014 7:01pm - Comic Store Guy ""]
Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.
[Nov 26,2014 7:10pm - SIMPSONS ELITIST ""]
Comic%20Store%20Guy said:Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.
Fag. It's "Comic Book Guy"
[Nov 26,2014 7:11pm - ULTIMATE LULZ BAND ""]
Best of Gravesideservce, Tommy Dice and the Hardcores, Scarecrow Hill and Rich Bova all wrapped up in one epic fail. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.
[Nov 26,2014 8:47pm - Sacreligion ""]
My friend and I watched that entire video on Saturday whilst shitfaced. I don't know where I went wrong with my life, but it was hilarious.
[Nov 26,2014 9:07pm - 23232323 ""]
He looks like a hamster storing food. I want to punch his fat swollen head off. What is with the spray painted beard?
[Nov 27,2014 12:48am - Crowd Participation ""]
WHEN I SAY SHUTUP YOU SAY FAGGET
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
[Nov 27,2014 1:46am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
[Nov 27,2014 2:26am - FundCeption ""]
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og
[Nov 27,2014 2:36am - Dicksmack ""]
LongDeadGod_nli said:Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
That singer appears to have also drank the Kool-Aid.
[Nov 27,2014 2:42am - Sacreligion ""]
The singer is the only original member.
STRAIGHT REPPIN "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN" SINCE '99 SON
[Nov 27,2014 2:44am - Sacreligion ""]
I desperately want to tell them that Bill Millman is currently nothing more than a local videographer but realize I have to wait until after or maybe even during this show for maximum effect.
[Nov 27,2014 10:08am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
There are a whole group of bands that think this is the way way to make it in music for whatever reason, they don't really seem to be concerned about actually making good music.
I see bands all the time posting about being signed to this management team, or making connections, vs. posting or writing actual songs, they're all living off their 8 year old demo with their 2 regional radio "hits" and all perpetually recording their debut
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
[Nov 27,2014 11:39am - LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN ""]
LongDeadGod_nli said:It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?
Yea, I didn't so.
[Nov 27,2014 12:04pm - Not Fake ""]
Pretty sure there's hundreds of entries to each category every year that get whittled down to that "Final Five", mostly garbage bands with "connections"
[Nov 27,2014 2:23pm - Mick Mayer ""]
Can Sonic Pulse get on this?
[Nov 28,2014 4:00am - Sacreligion ""]
This band in a nutshell:
bennyhillifier
[Nov 28,2014 2:54pm - the metal gods frown ""]
LEAGUE%20OF%20THEIR%20OWN said:
LongDeadGod_nli said:It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?
Yea, I didn't so.
For shame! Have you all of you forgotten the mighty Saint to Sinners' reign of regional dominance already?
LORD BOVA IS DISAPOINT.
[Nov 29,2014 12:02am - Hoser ""]
Ok...I just listened to that Korner of Khaos song. It's really bad....like really bad. I tried to approach it with an open mind, but...well fuck it's just terrible.
-overused harmonics across the board
-repetitive
-sounds like a Disturbed demo from 1994 (if there was such a thing, IDK)
-lyrics that sound like they were written in some high school kids art class
-the guitar solo sounds like it was written and played by an eighth grader still trying to master hammer on's, pull off's and tapping
Not trying to be a dick at all...just sayin'.
[Nov 29,2014 9:25am - Whoops ""]
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[Nov 29,2014 9:59am - CJ Peeper ""]
Whoops said:[img]
fags
and hilarious and must be real
[Nov 29,2014 2:32pm - xmikex ""]
Clearly 100% real. SMH
[Nov 29,2014 3:15pm - Kotex Scrotum Zine Legit ""]
IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF KOTEX SCROTUM AN IN DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH SWA AND THEIR PSYCHOSIS.
[Nov 29,2014 7:38pm - the_reverend ""]
I thought someone said that I took pictures of them.
[Nov 29,2014 10:41pm - GRUMPY CAT LIFETIME MOVIE ""]
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[Dec 2,2014 9:38am - exposed ""]
this scam is so hilarious. lots insider hilarious information about live music showcases shenanigans coming soon.
[Dec 2,2014 10:34am - Yeti ""]
my loins are tingling with anticipation for 12/5/14.
[Dec 2,2014 10:38am - tickertmaster ""]
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[Dec 2,2014 10:54am - Alx_Casket ""]
Got my bootleg ticket for this!
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[Dec 2,2014 11:16am - exposed ""]
http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/...-changes-at-reprise-and-warner-bros
[Dec 2,2014 11:41am - Aril's Doppelganger ""]
exposed said:
http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/56152/promo-staff-changes-at-reprise-and-warner-bros
old news
[Dec 2,2014 1:21pm - Sacreligion ""]
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.
[Dec 2,2014 1:26pm - tickertmaster ""]
Sacreligion said:All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.
they've been playing for 10+ years and can only get 30 people to confirm going to this "big gig" and they aren't deterred. So I highly doubt telling them that this is a scam would even slow them down. Guarantee they beat the staff there for load-in.
[Dec 2,2014 1:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
[Dec 2,2014 5:16pm - Bill Millman ""]
"I signed fuckin KORN!!"
[Dec 2,2014 6:05pm - xmikex ""]
Sacreligion said:I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.
[Dec 2,2014 6:31pm - backed ""]
xmikex said:
Sacreligion said:I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.
backed. plus the friday night/saturday morning fallout will be enjoyable as they process that either a) they knew it all along and now everyone knows, b) they didnt know and they were crushed, c) they cancel the show and video and have to reimburse everyone. but probably won't because they already spent their money on sweet ed hardy threads, guy fieri beard bleach, and got2b glued hair gel.
[Dec 2,2014 6:32pm - backed ""]
not to mention they owe bill the milkman millman some serious change for those tickets. unless they purchased the tickets themselves to hock. which they probably did.
[Dec 2,2014 6:37pm - Sacreligion ""]
Bill Millman isn't the promoter. Different entity altogether. He is just the stooge they are using to milk bands for their money. They have to pay up by 5 on Friday, so notifying them ahead of time would be a favor.
[Dec 2,2014 6:48pm - old wise man on a hill ""]
A favor, yes. But some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
[Dec 2,2014 8:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
Definitely a harder lesson to learn AFTER they've paid them.
[Dec 3,2014 2:54am - STILL WELL ASSHOLE ""]
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
[Dec 3,2014 3:00am - National Socialism Butt Rock ""]
Red Carpet treatment only for our true Aryan brothers FYI, godsmack4lyf \m/
[Dec 3,2014 8:30am - Yeti ""]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
[Dec 3,2014 9:41am - insider ""]
Yeti said:wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
[Dec 3,2014 9:56am - oh hi ""]
STILL%20WELL%20ASSHOLE said:I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
Only to find out it was really Bill Paxton.
[Dec 3,2014 10:17am - Samantha ""]
insider said:
Yeti said:wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
[Dec 3,2014 10:33am - insider ""]
Samantha said:
insider said:
Yeti said:wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
EXACTLY. Thats why I trolled them directly and called them out on their bullshit tactics.
[Dec 3,2014 10:34am - xmikex ""]
I'll put my money on "guy whose job it was to hand out promotional stickers and lanyards outside the Paradise" over "insider of the biz."
[Dec 3,2014 10:48am - insider ""]
He told me he was "part of the team that signed Korn" and "worked with Linkin park from the beginning. i recorded the phone conversations for lulz and may perhaps upload them at some point.
[Dec 3,2014 11:02am - Alx_Casket ""]
^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting a Sony record contact