Jude Law has a small pee pee[views:10294][posts:100]__________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:04pm - succubus ""] JUDE LAW FAILS TO IMPRESS WHERE IT COUNTS "That was the surprise reaction of unimpressed female media types who got a sneak peek at full-frontal nude shots of Jude Law that are being shopped to the tabloids. In snapshots that recall George Costanza's infamous "shrinkage" episode on "Seinfeld," the love-rat actor's meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law's house in Vaudelnay, France. "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure," sighed one unimpressed publicist who viewed copies of the paparazzi pix obtained by PAGE SIX. Late yesterday afternoon, e-mail images of the photos were being forwarded around the offices of Women's Wear Daily under the headline "Jude in the Nude in France," and accompanied by a not-so-subtle dig at Law's loins: "Ha!" Law's rep, Simon Halls, declined to discuss his client's apparently puny package, telling us: "Oh, please! The guy is on vacation in France with his kids. People need to give him a little bit of a break." When we asked Halls if Law, 32, is crying in one photo that shows him grimacing while talking on the phone outside the house — he supposedly has been begging former fiancée Sienna Miller to take him back — the rep scoffed, "Come on — he's got the sun in his eyes!" Law has seen his A-list image take a nosedive after his kids' former nanny, 26-year-old Daisy Wright, blabbed to the London papers last month that she and Law had "mind-blowing, rampant sex" during a secret fling. Law's ex-wife, Sadie Frost, angrily fired Wright after one of the couple's sons told her how he'd caught Daddy in the sack with the nanny. As a result, Law's actress fiancée, Miller, 23, ripped off her ring and called an end to their engagement. A remorseful Jude, who admitted his betrayal, is reportedly desperate to win Miller back, sending her flowers and deluging her with tearful phone calls. Since the scandal, Miller has been spotted hanging out with ex-boyfriend Orlando Bloom." |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:17pm - succubus ""] holy crap! look at all the hair http://www.supload.com/free/dm22-478847.jpg/view/ |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:20pm - succubus ""] http://www.supload.com/free/dm21-336722.jpg/view/ holy geez and pre implants and boob job...though if you saw the movie with rob lowe you already saw them |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:22pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:24pm - Dissector ""] succubus said:holy crap! look at all the hair http://www.supload.com/free/dm22-478847.jpg/view/ That's gross. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:26pm - jonny8pins ""] that is one lawn i wouldnt mind trimming! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:30pm - succubus ""] i figured make a thread about pee pees and then link to a female haha you recognize her right? now dating a guy half her age...someone linked me the jude law story and photo and i was more entertained by those as for the pee pee pic..whatever |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:31pm - Hooker nli ""] demi? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:31pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] wow, and people say that plastic surgery is bad. i beg to differ |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:34pm - Hooker nli ""] real tits > fake tits always |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:35pm - succubus ""] Hooker nli said:demi? yep |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:35pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] yes when they arent the same as a fat 12 year old boys tits |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:35pm - succubus ""] fizzfizzplopplop said:yes when they arent the same as a fat 12 year old boys tits hahahahahaahahaha |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:40pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] so does this man[img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:40pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] god the female form is so much better |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:41pm - jonny8pins ""] ha ha ha you gotta give this guy credit it takes alot of balls to...well...then again i guess it doesnt.ha ha ha |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:42pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] hahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:43pm - succubus ""] hahahahaha that guy has a tiny pee pee, i think jude law's looks normal http://gamma.applepics.com/7/userfiles/43025c25a9738.jpg just a bad angle maybe? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:43pm - jonny8pins ""] he has to be aware of that i just cant believe anyone wouldnt be a able to tell if the general was out of the bunker |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:44pm - succubus ""] did you guys see the pic the rev took of another band with his wee wee sticking out? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:44pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] is he circumsized? not too small. i guess |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:47pm - jonny8pins ""] succubus said:did you guys see the pic the rev took of another band with his wee wee sticking out? unfortunately i missed that one but its kind of disturbing that has happened more than once maybe this will take the place of the horns |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:47pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] guten nacht...i will have pleasant dreams now of weiners dancing all through my head....arggggg. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:49pm - jonny8pins ""] hopefully theyll be bigger than this clowns! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:53pm - fizzfizzplopplop ""] hopefully......mmmmmm. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 9:56pm - jonny8pins ""] nothing better than a big fat cock to put a smile on a girls face |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 17,2005 11:48pm - pre-school race war ""] of course he's small he's ENGLISH |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 7:40am - dwellingsickness ""] fizzfizzplopplop said:so does this man[img] Hey look it is Sebastian Bach with Corpse Paint:NEWHORNS: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 7:57am - succubus ""] pre-school race war said:of course he's small he's ENGLISH looked normal that corpse paint guy is small |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:40am - anonymous ""] it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it :tightiewhities: |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:41am - succubus ""] touche |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:44am - boobtoucher ""] FRIGGIN WEINERS |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:47am - dirteecrayon nli ""] i'd like to see some ethan hawke pics heh |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:56am - i am nli ""] heath ledger is supposed to be pretty small too |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 10:59am - largefreakatzero ""] I just saw those bush pictures. That is not right. Excessive bush = not hot. Ladies, please trim regulary or shave completely (that's better). |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:00am - succubus ""] even if i stopped shaving totally i would NEVER be that hairy |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:27am - largefreakatzero ""] succubus said:even if i stopped shaving totally i would NEVER be that hairy And I am sure Aaron appreciates that. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:04pm - RustedAngel ""] succubus said:hahahahaha that guy has a tiny pee pee, i think jude law's looks normal http://gamma.applepics.com/7/userfiles/43025c25a9738.jpg just a bad angle maybe? do girls realize that when a pp is soft it is usually small? a pp can grow at least 2x the size so there is no way to really know unless you see his junk boned out. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:08pm - the_reverend ""] that girl looks like a bush baby. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:44pm - succubus ""] again, that girl=demi moore pre implants and his pee pee looked normal to me as i said above when you quoted me...the media went into a frenzy |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:46pm - retzam ""] RustedAngel said:succubus said:hahahahaha that guy has a tiny pee pee, i think jude law's looks normal http://gamma.applepics.com/7/userfiles/43025c25a9738.jpg just a bad angle maybe? do girls realize that when a pp is soft it is usually small? a pp can grow at least 2x the size so there is no way to really know unless you see his junk boned out. This is true. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:52pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] This post is officially shallow, and so am I for posting in it. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:41pm - Ma_Dukes ""] no shit it gets bigger, i think the majority of women would be even bitchier if it didnt work that way...however i have seen the opposite hold true too though..big soft...doesnt get much bigger hard..poor ol chum...wonder what happened to him. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:44pm - kRIStEn D. ""] i don't know what all the fuss is about, you can't judge it when its soft. trust me i've seen my share |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:45pm - Joe Christianni's Girlfriend ""] I've seen my fair share and that's 10 times the size of my Joey's |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:46pm - Ma_Dukes ""] first impressions stick..hehehehe |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:46pm - Ma_Dukes ""] who is joe christiani? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:48pm - the_reverend ""] don't they know about shrinkage? [img] http://davidmlane.com/hyperstat/A108353.html |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:50pm - Ma_Dukes ""] yes i know about shrinkage. actually i am really intreugied by these things that male genitalia do. warm? balls drop. cold weiny shrinks and balls try and be ovaries. it is pretty cool. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:54pm - succubus ""] hahahahaha is this turning into let me tell you how many penises I've seen? LMAO Only 1 for me and it's the only one that matters EOS |