Getting robbed disappreesh..[views:18598][posts:104]____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:00am - DukeManjunk ""] so last night i decided to walk down to the honey farms at the end of my street for a late night snack, and while i was walking home a couple of jungle bunnies walked up behind me and planted handguns firmly against my skull. they took everything i had...$5 and my ipod. i fucking hate worcester. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:07am - aaron_michael ""] I got held up a couple years ago by a couple of handguns on that backstreet by Jillian's and Landsdowne. $75 bucks and probably my phone would have been gone if my friends didn't pull up to say hi. They tried to run the guys over after they took off, but alas, failed. I no longer carry cash on me. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:12am - DukeManjunk ""] yeah, the shitty thing was i bumped into my friends at honey farms, and they offered me a ride home, i declined cause i live right up the street.....30 seconds later....pistols at dawn. once they let me go and got into their car and started turning around i did a hundred yard sprint that would have rivaled anything Usain Bolt has ever done trying to get their plates before i went back into honey farms and told the dude to call the cops. the quote of the day also came out of this "you chased guys with guns down the street?!, what are you fuckin' nuts?!"-Worcester police officer "well, i used to be a special operator in the army and have been to iraq several times, i'm used to getting shot at...i'm a bit tapped"-me |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:13am - DukeManjunk ""] i really hope the darkies are enjoying all the Skrewdriver i had on my ipod right now. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:14am - Alexecutioner ""] dude that fucking blows man. which honey farms was this? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:15am - DukeManjunk ""] grafton street, literally at the end of my street, not more than 3/4 mile from my house. from now on my .45 goes wherever i go. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:18am - Alexecutioner ""] well shit, i've walked there plenty of times myself. good to know i guess. that shit sucks. buddy of mine got held at gun point by Fields Corner in Boston a while back. He gave the guy an 8th of weed and he took off with a shit eating grin on his face, little did he know my friend was carrying an extra oz haha. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:18am - xmikex ""] Risking armed robbery/attempted murder charges for $5 and an iPod. I'll never understand shit like that. Also inb4 mysterious new hip hop song comes out sampling Back With a Bang |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:20am - DukeManjunk ""] i've survived multiple tours of combat in iraq,only to nearly have my brains splattered all over the place for $5 and an ipod full of white power music, on the street that i've called home for nearly 20 years. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:20am - aaron_michael ""] I wonder what the criminal mentality is for who to rob and who not to rob? You'd think a top priority would be someone business-y. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:21am - DukeManjunk ""] xmikex said:Risking armed robbery/attempted murder charges for $5 and an iPod. I'll never understand shit like that. Also inb4 mysterious new hip hop song comes out sampling Back With a Bang back with the gang nowwwww! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:23am - DukeManjunk ""] aaron_michael said:I wonder what the criminal mentality is for who to rob and who not to rob? You'd think a top priority would be someone business-y. i know right, i normally look like a homeless person myself, the guy told me "times is tight" and i was like "motherfucker, i havent worked in MONTHS i dont have fucking anything, AND you're stealing a fucking christmas present from me" then he was like "man, stop making me feel bad" apparently these guys were not robin hoods though, because the continued to steal from the poor... i.e. me. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:33am - Alexecutioner ""] that shits fucking weak man. Get my number dude and give me a call, i might have something i can give you for free to replace your ipod |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:39am - the_reverend ""] DukeManjunk said:grafton street, literally at the end of my street, not more than 3/4 mile from my house. from now on my .45 goes wherever i go.Cool, then they would have gotten your 45 as well as your iPod/$5. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:42am - DukeManjunk ""] nah, they didnt really search me too well, otherwise they woulda gotten the wad of cash i had in my front pocket...then once they let me go, i turn around and double tap both of them. guns with sights that glow in the dark rule. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:48am - the_reverend ""] it really is too bad you didn't kill them. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 9:52am - DukeManjunk ""] seriously one day a real rain will come and wash all the scum from the streets. if i have it my way it'll be steel rain. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:17am - PANZERBASTARDS COKE DEALER ""] Got yo iPod biiiiiiiiiaaaaatch! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:17am - DukeManjunk ""] not funny, at all. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:19am - PANZERBASTARDS COKE DEALER ""] It ain't- hit play an got a buncha whiteboys defaming my people and urrrrrythaang. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:26am - kadoogler ""] DukeManjunk said:i really hope the darkies are enjoying all the Skrewdriver i had on my ipod right now. Maybe black folks wouldn't have to rob so often if they hadn't been shit on for so long by fundamental racist bullshit. Or maybe it's all that gangster rap music the kids are talking about these days. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:28am - kirk kingsley ""] at least they robbed someone who was already racist |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:29am - Alexecutioner ""] inb4 Ben comes back and posts a three paragraph long diatribe about how racist he is |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:31am - DukeManjunk ""] listining to skrewdriver automatically turns you into a lvl 100 nazi hell spawn. this even includes the templars...an all black skinhead band who cover skrewdriver, and lynard skynard because skrewdriver covered sweet home alabama, and the rolling stones, because skrewdriver covered paint it black. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:32am - goatcatalyst ""] Scum. Shame you didn't have your .45 |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:32am - Paul Kersey ""] You see, the ideal outcome here would have been if all three of you blew each others heads off. Two scumbag muggers and one racist asshole wearing toe tags. Sounds good to me. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:33am - kadoogler ""] It might be the words "junglebunny" and "darkies" that make you racist. Racists listen to racist music, not the other way around. If music turned anyone into anything, I'd be a serial-killing 99 year old black man from Mississippi by now. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:34am - kadoogler ""] DukeManjunk said:listining to skrewdriver automatically turns you into a lvl 100 nazi hell spawn. this even includes the templars...an all black skinhead band who cover skrewdriver, and lynard skynard because skrewdriver covered sweet home alabama, and the rolling stones, because skrewdriver covered paint it black. also, if the Rolling Stone had covered Skrewdriver, THEN THEY'D BE RACIST. You gotta whole lotta shit backwards, from the looks of it. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:34am - aaron_michael ""] DukeManjunk said:listining to skrewdriver automatically turns you into a lvl 100 nazi hell spawn. this even includes the templars...an all black skinhead band who cover skrewdriver, and lynard skynard because skrewdriver covered sweet home alabama, and the rolling stones, because skrewdriver covered paint it black. Seven degrees of Joseph Gerbils. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:35am - DukeManjunk ""] theres a difference between black people and niggers who go around robbing people at gunpoint. i realize this, you apparently dont. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:35am - kadoogler ""] Paul%20Kersey said:You see, the ideal outcome here would have been if all three of you blew each others heads off. Two scumbag muggers and one racist asshole wearing toe tags. Sounds good to me. I like the way this cat thinks, yo. Dawg, yo dawg, let's go rob some crackas and then shoot ourselves in face, you down? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:36am - kadoogler ""] DukeManjunk said:theres a difference between black people and niggers who go around robbing people at gunpoint. i realize this, you apparently dont. and there's a difference between white people and crackers who think they can qualify their racism. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:38am - goatcatalyst ""] Hail Bernhardt Goetz. I really hope I get to take some subhuman's life before I exit this shithole |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:40am - DukeManjunk ""] i'm not trying to qualify anything, i'm just saying there is a difference between respectable, honest people and the fucking scum of the earth, reguardless of skin color. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:44am - kadoogler ""] DukeManjunk said:i'm not trying to qualify anything, i'm just saying there is a difference between respectable, honest people and the fucking scum of the earth, reguardless of skin color. I can't even begin to disagree with that one. But YOU ADD TO THE PILE OF BIRDSHIT (white shit) by furthering stupid ass racist shit. I don't mean to come off as Captain White Guilt here, but what you just said means that those black dudes who robbed you could very well have been justified in doing it, assuming they somehow knew you hated black people so much. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:46am - kadoogler ""] racism = numb dumbness = waste of space, no? same goes for blacks who hate whites for no reason other than their daddies told 'em to etc etc etc etc DOES THIS CONVERSATION REALLY STILL NEED TO BE HAD AT THIS POINT?! Fuck. I'm out. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:46am - DukeManjunk ""] yes, i am such a terrible person for hating the people who stuck fucking handguns to my head last night and stole my shit because they needed money and decided against having a real job like a respectable honest person. what fucking respect do they deserve for this? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:56am - posbleak ""] Even Chris Rock went on record saying that his "black people vs. niggers" routine wasn't funny in hindsight Mostly because moronic racist whites loved to repeat it |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:56am - i'm thinkin slarby's ""] they always mess up my order at KFC |
| __________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 10:58am - posbleak ""] Also it must suck to be a guy 'cause I can just throw a spare empty wallet in the bottom of my purse The guy who held me up with a puny little knife while I was stopped on my bike at an intersection in Everett got a glittery Tinkerbell wallet stuffed with old receipts and pennies heh |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:00am - DukeManjunk ""] seriously, they got $5 and a few home made business cards made with 3x5 index cards and a stamp for my tattoo artist friend. and my ipod. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:03am - largefreakatzero ""] This is why I carry everywhere I go (in NH). I just picked my wife up a Ruger LCP .380 with Crimson Trace laser grips, and an application for her CCL. Good luck carrying anything in MA. You'll probably get busted for a felony weapons charge, while the dark folk continue to rob and steal. Love that state. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:04am - DukeManjunk ""] hahahaha yeah, sadly my most easily concealed gun is a 1911..... |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:07am - largefreakatzero ""] I carry an S&W Model 638 .38 Airweight. It's chambered for the +P rounds which are quite nasty. I'd love it if someone tried to rob me. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:11am - Alx_Casket ""] yal trolls is postin inna nigga tread |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:14am - DukeManjunk ""] largefreakatzero said:I carry an S&W Model 638 .38 Airweight. It's chambered for the +P rounds which are quite nasty. I'd love it if someone tried to rob me. i got a sig 1911, a beretta 92 (my first gun, i bought it cause i had aquired about thirty 15 round magazines for it when i was in the army), S&W 66-4 (think model 19 .357, only stainless) and a colt ar-15. add the guns my dad has and we are well prepared for the zombie apocalypse |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:16am - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:19am - largefreakatzero ""] DukeManjunk said: largefreakatzero said:I carry an S&W Model 638 .38 Airweight. It's chambered for the +P rounds which are quite nasty. I'd love it if someone tried to rob me. i got a sig 1911, a beretta 92 (my first gun, i bought it cause i had aquired about thirty 15 round magazines for it when i was in the army), S&W 66-4 (think model 19 .357, only stainless) and a colt ar-15. add the guns my dad has and we are well prepared for the zombie apocalypse Solid assortment. Problem is that the state of MA will never let you legally carry. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:22am - arktouros ""] Grafton st sucks. I lived right near that h farms for 3 years. Never had a problem and was on my bike when I could be but that area is one reason to hate on worc |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 8,2012 11:22am - DukeManjunk ""] friends in high places FTW! your right though, when i came home for R&R from iraq i went to a gun shop to eye some pistols, they wouldnt let me handle them because i didnt have an LTC...apparently my active duty military ID wasnt good enough. i was like "so let me get this straight, last week i was carrying an M249 with me 24/7 but you wont let me touch that unloaded handgun?!" |