YA Making fun of a dude's GF thread[views:8607][posts:108]_______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 11:54am - the_reverend ""] http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4936/zzzzzelpm.gif http://mason.gmu.edu/~atolent3/1.jpg http://mason.gmu.edu/~atolent3/25.jpg http://mason.gmu.edu/~atolent3/35.jpg you can change the last number to see more. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 11:56am - Conservationist ""] Looks like a man. The Supra kicks ass though. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 11:58am - W3 @ work ""] DO NOT WANT |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 11:59am - the_reverend ""] him looka like a man |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:00pm - rbss ""] People on the internet are fucking assholes. Like you're all so attractive you fat, slovenly, acne-covered, shitheaded geeks.. I'm tired of seeing mean shit like this, it's not funny |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:01pm - W3 @ work ""] lol |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:02pm - brian_dc ""] I'm fucking beautiful |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:02pm - the_reverend ""] the internet is all assholes. plus, I like hobbitses, my precious. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:03pm - the_reverend ""] BTW YA = Yet Another. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:09pm - rbss ""] I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:13pm - SkinSandwich ""] rbss said:I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:14pm - sacreligion ""] rbss said:I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. so is it safe to assume that you hooked up with both of those broads? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:15pm - rbss ""] SkinSandwich said: rbss said:I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? No, but I'll try it next time I have to go to the hospital, sounds fun |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:16pm - SkinSandwich ""] rbss said: SkinSandwich said: rbss said:I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? No, but I'll try it next time I have to go to the hospital, sounds fun You'll get opiates too! |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:17pm - rbss ""] sacreligion said: rbss said:I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. so is it safe to assume that you hooked up with both of those broads? It's safe to assume that I don't like judgmental assholes who are probably 50 lbs overweight and look like absolute shit yet spend their time making animated gifs mocking people who don't fit the stereotypes of beauty that have been brainwashed into their heads from a constant media/advertising barrage. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:18pm - ouchdrummer ""] hmmm.. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:19pm - W3 @ work ""] [img] are you serious |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:21pm - darkwor ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:21pm - rbss ""] I've said what I wanna say.. I'm not attracted to that person but that doesn't change my views on shit like this and the type of arrogant, judgemental, cruel culture that internet communication creates |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:22pm - sacreligion ""] oh so you just have sand in your vagina? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:23pm - rbss ""] Eat a dick chodes! I'm out, I have real shit to do. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:23pm - Murph ""] I think I see a Marine sticker in the back window. Musta met that androgynous piece serving our fine country. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:25pm - W3 @ work ""] I'm doing real shit, I'm getting paid to forums it up. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:26pm - sacreligion ""] by real shit he means plow harry potter on that too fast, too furious supra. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:27pm - ouchdrummer ""] yeah, i post to pass time while i do real shit. hmmm |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:27pm - reimroc ""] sacreligion said:by real shit he means plow harry potter on that too fast, too furious supra. rofl |
| _________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:32pm - xmikex ""] lol hard at Harry Potter |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] rbss said:I've said what I wanna say.. I'm not attracted to that person but that doesn't change my views on shit like this and the type of arrogant, judgemental, cruel culture that internet communication creates if it makes you feel any better i think most of these people are just as cruel and judgement in real life ...not just the internetz |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:42pm - sacreligion ""] IRL i'm probably the biggest douche you could ever meet. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:44pm - Conservationist ""] SkinSandwich said: rbss said:I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? NO JARS http://1man1jar.com/ |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:46pm - Lamp ""] At the very least, this girl is an improvement from the last "girl modeling with car" thread that surfaced on the web. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:50pm - Conservationist ""] Lamp said:At the very least, this girl is an improvement from the last "girl modeling with car" thread that surfaced on the web. RACITS!!1! This ugly girl is 75% more white than the other one. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 12:56pm - Murph ""] the_reverend said:the internet is all assholes. plus, I like hobbitses, my precious. this totally flew under my radar, but yes. This gal (?) is Gollum. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:11pm - sacreligion ""] W3%20@%20work said:[img] are you serious [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yeah this is like 90s Jenny McCarthy compared to that other one. (SINGLED OUTFAP, YO) |
| ______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:13pm - Lamp ""] Conservationist said: Lamp said:At the very least, this girl is an improvement from the last "girl modeling with car" thread that surfaced on the web. RACITS!!1! This ugly girl is 75% more white than the other one. I'll take the white girl without caved in eyeballs and a hideous smile any day, thanks. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:24pm - sxealex ""] looka lika man |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:26pm - ouchdrummer ""] I've definitely slept with much uglier. And ya'll would too. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] If you're buying the whisky, sure. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:29pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:30pm - ouchdrummer ""] oh you know you get drunk often enough that this could happen, shit, coulda happened to me sober. I like sex. Practice makes perfect. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] PROTIP: Search unpaid bills laying around for your new friend's name. Breakfast will be infinitesimally less awkward for it. (Also dispose of condom floating in cat's water bowl 'cause you're a gentleman.) |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 1:41pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:10pm - ouchdrummer ""] DYA: sounds like we took the same class. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:21pm - dftg ""] That girl isn't bad looking. I agree with Anthony that she's a finer piece than most internet denizens could possibly ever pull. Then again, if the owner of that car and girl wasn't taking mediocre quality photographs of his mediocre attractive girlfriend sprawled against his mediocre car and acting like both of those things are hot shit, then nobody would be making fun of him. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] dftg said:That girl isn't bad looking. I agree with Anthony that she's a finer piece than most internet denizens could possibly ever pull. Then again, if the owner of that car and girl wasn't taking mediocre quality photographs of his mediocre attractive girlfriend sprawled against his mediocre car and acting like both of those things are hot shit, then nobody would be making fun of him. Q'd for the T. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:30pm - Conservationist ""] Dude, no way, that car rocks. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:41pm - brian_dc ""] if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:44pm - dftg ""] brian_dc said:if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Princess Peach doesn't count. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 2:52pm - RustyPS ""] DestroyYouAlot said:(Also dispose of condom floating in cat's water bowl 'cause you're a gentleman.)awesome! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Haha, kitty. TAKE THAT. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:14pm - brian_dc ""] dftg said: brian_dc said:if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. welp...this is my current galpal. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DATESTAMP AND "'sup, /r/" OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN |
| ______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""] SkinSandwich said:[img] that is one of the creepiest things i've ever seen. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:22pm - dftg ""] That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them. Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:25pm - brian_dc ""] dftg said:That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them. Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. then my work here is done |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:28pm - W3 @ work ""] WALK ON HOME BOY! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:30pm - dftg ""] brian_dc said: dftg said:That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them. Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. then my work here is done good for you, that means you have time to have sex with your ugly girlfriend. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:34pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:37pm - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:him looka like a man In some shots, it kind of looks like if Tom C. had a sex change. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:37pm - Murph ""] GOOD WORK BRIAN. But I second Brian's sentiment, if that was the best I could pull, I'd accept death. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 3:47pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Are these pics work safe? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 4:06pm - the_reverend ""] yes. from what I see. and why bdc didn't post a picture of murph, I will never know. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 4:10pm - brian_dc ""] IF I COULD TUUUUURN BACK TIIIIME |
| _________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 4:15pm - RustyPS ""] NICE A/C!!!!!!!!!!!! YESH |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 5:45pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] W3%20@%20work said:WALK ON HOME BOY! NO WAY BUNK!! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 7:07pm - W3 nli ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said: W3%20@%20work said:WALK ON HOME BOY! NO WAY BUNK!! :bow: |
| _________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 7:14pm - RustyPS ""] I just looked at the pics in the original post for the first time.....does that thing have a penis? I mean, I am no looker....and I'm no ladies' man by any stretch of the imagination....but she (?) has the upper body of a high school linebacker |
| _______________________________ [Feb 26,2009 9:03pm - Hoser ""] I see a JEW nose...I'm out. Hang the bitch. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 11:54pm - fleshfries nli ""] sacreligion said: W3%20@%20work said:[img] are you serious [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 26,2009 11:58pm - DrewBlood ""] brian_dc said: dftg said: brian_dc said:if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. welp...this is my current galpal. [img] oooooooooh, mr. scheffield! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:17am - ........... ""] dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer. all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party. then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night. dftg, you're a total pussy. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:06am - DestroyYouAlot ""] A CHALLENGER APPEARS |
| _______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:04am - Murph ""] ........... said:dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer. all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party. then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night. dftg, you're a total pussy. Dude, Fucked the Girlfiend. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 6:59am - brian_dc ""] "Murph," he said, "post a picture of your girlfriend," he asked with absolutely not foreknowledge of what hilarity might ensue afterward. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 7:16am - Hater ""] dftg said:That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them. Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. For that fat pile, this girl is a goddess. You should see him!! |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 11:51am - ctb0rderpatrol ""] ........... said:dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer. all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party. then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night. dftg, you're a total pussy. says the person who won't divulge their identity |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 11:53am - W3 @ work ""] Wargooooooooooooooooooo !!!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:06pm - largefreakatzero ""] ctb0rderpatrol said: ........... said:dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer. all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party. then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night. dftg, you're a total pussy. says the person who won't divulge their identity Exactly, if Dave's such a pussy, why did you post anonymously? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:08pm - SkinSandwich ""] DrewBlood said: brian_dc said: dftg said: brian_dc said:if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. welp...this is my current galpal. [img] oooooooooh, mr. scheffield! Why are you dating a beer can? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:09pm - brian_dc ""] ONLY BEER UNDERSTANDS |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:11pm - W3 @ work ""] I'm gonna drink your date Bee-Rye |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 12:54pm - joeycobra ""] omg I'm terrible but i JUST HAD TO [img][img] |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2009 1:08pm - Yeti ""] she looks like a cross between Harry Potter, Jamie Presley, and Salacious Crumb. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I would've bet 20 bucks I was gonna come in here and see a Star Wars reference, Yeti. Thanks for making me 20 hypothetical dollars. (AND ANSWER YOUR TEXTZ GRAMPA) |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:20pm - RustyPS ""] MMMMMMMM PUT A BROWN BAG ON HER HEAD YOU MUST MMMMMMMMMM better? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:26pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] :tmnt3::tmnt4::tmnt2::tmnt1: Vs. :stupidflanders: & :cd: |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:27pm - sacreligion ""] teenage mutant flanders albums? |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:31pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] fight the CD or you're a pussy |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:33pm - sacreligion ""] i dunno dude. it sounds promising. i'll let it flower and if it sucks then i'll fight it. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:51pm - goatcatalyst ""] Fight Dave. You won't. (Anono)Pussy. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 2:51pm - orgymf@work ""] ........... said:dftg is a total wimp. dftg, you're a total pussy. now granted, i am not a big fan of dftg after he whined like a little girl about my opinions on some of the mediocre bands scheduled for NEDF. that being said, i find it funny that you call him a pussy without having the balls to attach a name. why don't ya step out of the glass house before ya chuck another rock at him? sissy |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:15pm - CassieLynn ""] She has potential |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:27pm - brian_dc ""] to play Medusa in the classic Greek Drama without any makeup |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:28pm - sacreligion ""] thanks for making me spit orange juice all over the desk, brian. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Dammit - that's way funnier than my WWF joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 3:32pm - sacreligion ""] go on... |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 4:45pm - ........... ""] ya ya i'm a big pussy cause I didn't put my name up here. i enjoy the fact i can post without telling you all who i am and talk shit. it's more fun cause you don't have shit on me, and you never will. who fucking cares really? there's very few people here who know me personally in the first place. even if i did say who i was you're all a bunch of wimps who wouldn't do anything about it. "fight me or your a pussy" is about all that would happen. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 5:12pm - sacreligion ""] yet you still don't. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 6:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] TROLL ON THE INTERWEBS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 7:01pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 7:02pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:07pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] ........... said:ya ya i'm a big pussy cause I didn't put my name up here. i enjoy the fact i can post without telling you all who i am and talk shit. it's more fun cause you don't have shit on me, and you never will. who fucking cares really? there's very few people here who know me personally in the first place. even if i did say who i was you're all a bunch of wimps who wouldn't do anything about it. "fight me or your a pussy" is about all that would happen. all i'm saying is calling someone else a pussy while staying annonymous is both hypocritical and fucking funny. you smoke pole |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:15pm - the_reverend ""] pole smoking?!? what a perfectly good idea. nothing shows class like a stache full of sperms. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 27,2009 9:24pm - Conservationist ""] Smoked Pole? Is that like smoked Salmonowicz? |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 11:18am - orgymaggotfeast ""] the_reverend said:pole smoking?!? what a perfectly good idea. nothing shows class like a stache full of sperms. haha indeed sir, indeed |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:54pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 1:57pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |