DRUNK . . . again!!!!![views:6720][posts:110]______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:18pm - Dave_Maggot ""] HANDS UP THE FUDGE MUFFIN |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:26pm - RichHorror ""] Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jews |
______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] together me and rich form drunken voltron!! |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:38pm - the_reverend ""] sex offender's registry fails again. |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:39pm - RichHorror ""] She isn't hot at all dude. :( |
______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 10:43pm - Dave_Maggot ""] small tits but hot body and DSL |
____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:16pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:Cowmaximus (10:21:07 PM): hahaha I made my roomie's kid cry tonight Cowmaximus (10:21:25 PM): I told her she was a nazi and that she killed 6 million jewsamazing |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:19pm - the_reverend ""] rizzle |
__________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:23pm - W3 nli ""] ive been sober since monday, i hate you all |
______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:24pm - Dave_Maggot ""] this movie has waaaay too much plot |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:27pm - the_reverend ""] dave maggot loves 20 hogs x 5 |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:29pm - RichHorror ""] Roll x2 for critical hit points |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:33pm - the_reverend ""] more penis. |
______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im all about the farm love i guess |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:34pm - the_reverend ""] ARRESTED |
______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i swear, the goat told me it was 18 |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:37pm - RichHorror ""] penis or gtfo |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:41pm - the_reverend ""] jealous again |
__________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:42pm - W3 nli ""] tv party |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - the_reverend ""] family man |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - RichHorror ""] wasted |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:43pm - the_reverend ""] drinking and driving |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:44pm - RichHorror ""] annihilate this week |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:45pm - the_reverend ""] [img] oh hi, i maked a cameo in ya movie |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:46pm - RichHorror ""] THE CHASE STARRING CHARLIE SHEEN OMG FTW |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:46pm - the_reverend ""] depression |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:47pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0738433/ a lot more than just the chase. |
__________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:48pm - W3 nli ""] dood way to ruin the film |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:48pm - RichHorror ""] stfu |
__________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:49pm - W3 nli ""] i was talking to aaron, so go back to yelling at your empty bottle of jameson |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:50pm - the_reverend ""] don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies. |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:51pm - RichHorror ""] IT AINT EMTY |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:53pm - the_reverend ""] epic fail |
_____________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:53pm - RichHorror ""] [Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*} Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!) And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot) Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!) And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED! [Verse One] One, two, three and I come with the wicked style and you know that I'm from, the wicked crew, act like you knew Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's Play ya and I'll slay ya I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust Lookin for the one that did it but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills Sittin at the pad just chillin cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin So shake that nigga and pass me the pill and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ??? Kick it cause I get wicked Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate) [Verse Two] Won't say nuttin, just listen Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison Come my way and get served Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin Never seen with a happy grin Show the fat foul cause I'm down Take a look around and all you see is big black boots steppin Use my steel toe as a weapon Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to label this nigga, tape with the sticker Kickin out girls that's nicety Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T From here to New York I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork Swine, pig, dick Listen to the flow of a so-called negro who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett Dig it cause I get wicked Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate) [Verse Three] People wanna know how come I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm Ready to bring that noise Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys April 29th was power to the people and we might just see a sequel cos police got equal pay A horse is a pig that don't fly straight Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams down with the pilgrims Just a super slave We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave I'm wicked enough to board this Cos now it's on to the fullest Gorilla straight from the mist But I don't miss when it comes to this Bring the yellow tape The white cape, cause I'm so straight Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it Bigot, cause I get wicked |
__________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:54pm - W3 nli ""] the_reverend said:don't blame me for henry ruining 72 movies. im gonna shit in your cheesestick |
_______________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:56pm - the_reverend ""] keep your poop in your poopsack [img] |
__________________________________ [Feb 22,2008 11:57pm - W3 nli ""] someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster. the world is a beautiful place. |
___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:16am - Ma_Dukes ""] W3%20nli said:someone was telling me they were trying to make a female condom that girls actually keep inside them for a month and it literally would be like a cum dumpster. the world is a beautiful place. wow i cannot wait for this one:pukeface: |
_______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:17am - the_reverend ""] you feminist. |
_______________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:19am - the_reverend ""] I'm drinking cream+kaluha+vodka... mmm |
___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:24am - Ma_Dukes ""] me a feminist? come on..... i got "talked to" by my boss at my second job (a coffee shop in toga) for telling an employee (who happens to be an actual feminist) "extremely offensive" feminist jokes in front of customers. and for telling her she just needs a man to put her in her place.... apparently this isnt politcally correct |
_____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:27am - RichHorror ""] Let's make 7 babies |
__________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:27am - W3 nli ""] if she gets me drunk ill show that lady a homeless man's goodtime |
___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:30am - Ma_Dukes ""] :CHEERS: |
_____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:31am - RichHorror ""] You broke my heart |
__________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:33am - W3 nli ""] see a girl knows a goodtime when you she's told it rich, and i learned that from you. but yet you dont use your own advice on the babes. |
_____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:35am - RichHorror ""] I... what |
__________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:36am - W3 nli ""] say what again |
_____________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:37am - RichHorror ""] say wut now |
___________________________________ [Feb 23,2008 12:39am - Ma_Dukes ""] wait huh? |