Beautiful Gorgeous signs to Hold True Recordings[views:13187][posts:111]______________________________ [Sep 28,2007 11:50am - HTR ""] This past weekend Hold True Recordings secured a deal with the Central MA band Beautiful Gorgeous, a band renowned for its sheer technical talent and askew sense of humor. For those of you that have never heard Beautiful Gorgeous, the band members proclaim their music to be of a "rock nature” (though people seeking a genus might begin to feel the inclination to call them Grindcore). Hold True Recordings has picked up the band’s back catalogue including the new six song EP called "Roses," which features hit songs such as "Drunkie Brewster" and "The Best Part About Being With Angelina Jolie is I'm That Much Closer to Brad Pitt.” The bands back catalogue will soon be available on I-Tunes and other digital music outlets. For more info please visit www.HoldTrue.com or http://www.myspace.com/beautifulgorgeousmusic |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 28,2007 11:54am - the_reverend ""] oops, I meant to post that last night. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 28,2007 7:28pm - haha ""] genus? really? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2007 8:18pm - GoatCatalyst ""] sweet name. i'll bet they have EPIC hair |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 28,2007 8:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] despite the effeminate name... these guys have some badass music |
| _________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 3:18am - What?! ""] yeah but they suck |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 5:46pm - dick captain ""] this band actually owns. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 5:59pm - thegreatspaldino ""] holy shit! these guys not only have a gay band name... but they fucking suck as well... who woulda thunk it?! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 7:39pm - eatbabies ""] i disagree, maybe the name is a bit off, but the music is good, i guess you just have to now what takes real thought and sill. Hats off to them for not playing the gay ass breadowns all the time. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:03pm - penis11 ""] your all faggots that take it up the ass by rabbit penis beautiful gorgeus is thee best so shutcho mouths u fuckin puss infected cum bubbles |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:05pm - alexlikesBG ""] AYE fuck you guys BG owns your mom |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I love when people get legitimately pissed off that not everyone loves their favorite band(s). Get the fuck over it. With a name like Beautiful Gorgeous, it should be expected that they'd get shit. Deal with it. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:15pm - penis11 ""] dude your a cocksucker ill get mad if i want a matter of fact im furios i could just fuck your mom and your dad and any syblans or pets u have and your second cousin so id stfu if i wuz u u cocker |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] What the fuck is a syblan? If I have any of those, you can definitely fuck them. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:31pm - penis11 ""] wut r u straight? u like pussy hmmmm? hmmmm? yeah well go have sex with a hot chick |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 8:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ewww, pussy has cooties. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 10:55pm - Sybian ""] From Wikipedia: A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual stimulation. Hmm. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 29,2007 11:56pm - HTR ""] you can Click Here for an explanatory video on Sybians. By the way, that link MAY contain some adult content. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 1:57am - thegreatspaldino ""] just because something takes skill doesnt make it good. case in point... Psyopus. i wish i could be half as good as any bass player they have... or any of the other musicians for that matter, but they are downright unlistenable... a lot of meedly and noodly noises with blasts and awkward timing... wow... that sounds really enjoyable to listen to. these d00dz while they maybe somewhat skilled, its nothing i cant do, but their songs are beyond weak. its generic without the parts that make it somewhat enjoyable sometimes: the breakdowns. it doesnt mean i would like them if they had breakdowns, its just that i could chalk their shittiness up to being a bandwagon band instead of a band that tries to suck. "hey guys, lets play that terrible music that all those young high school fake ass scenester tough guy pansies like... but you know... instead... to be like WAY TOTALLY different... lets play everything the same. just take out the breakdowns. OMG then no one can say we suck! GENIUS" yep... you're still horrible. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 2:13am - the_reverend ""] sybians cost A LOT. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 2:14am - thegreatspaldino ""] it stretches out your asshole... not that i would know or anything... |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 2:19am - the_reverend ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian $1300!\' |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 2:20am - the_reverend ""] spaldino, you weren't on stern and you don't have $50/mo for a practice space let alone $1300 for a sybian. do't lie. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 4:08am - metalmayhem ""] I love the hair comment. Obviously never seen this band (and have no fucking clue what they are about). They are technically amazing and you really cant call them grind although that is what they resemble. Plus they are so young it makes me sick. Hey, this is a total plug. I love you guys. See you at the jamspot on the 26th of october. AND BY THE WAY RTTP, IF YOU WANT SOME AWESOME PICS AT A GREAT UNDERGROUND SHOW, THEN SHOW UP, YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINTED. Keep it up BG. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 4:11am - metalmayhem ""] acaryia, she nasty, magna matr, beautiful gorgeous, destroy the witness, etc, etc, etc...show up and take some pics. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 4:55am - GoatCatalyst ""] tell me, ms. mayhem... what are they about. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 5:36am - thegreatspaldino ""] GoatCatalyst said:tell me, ms. mayhem... what are they about. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:20pm - EricE.B. ""] Im going to have to say that while the name might be weak.. no one knows the real reason behind it, some do and will not give a shit about the name. Its about the music... Might not be for YOU, but it is for some and for those people.. its good shit. Doesnt matter if it doesnt have breakdowns, or is to "tech" for some. Not like the band is trying to please everyone. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:24pm - EricE.B. ""] -and to the psyopus comment above... maybe they arnt tollerable after a while of the same shit they do... but it takes an unbeliveable amount of thought, timming, skill, accuracy, and musical theory to know how to even approach music like that. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sybian said:From Wikipedia: A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual stimulation. Hmm. I know what a Sybian is. He told me he'd fuck my SYBLANS. I guess that's what people who don't know how to speak English call brothers and sisters. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:27pm - cav ""] metalmayhem said:I love the hair comment. Obviously never seen this band (and have no fucking clue what they are about). They are technically amazing and you really cant call them grind although that is what they resemble. Plus they are so young it makes me sick. Hey, this is a total plug. I love you guys. See you at the jamspot on the 26th of october. AND BY THE WAY RTTP, IF YOU WANT SOME AWESOME PICS AT A GREAT UNDERGROUND SHOW, THEN SHOW UP, YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPPOINTED. Keep it up BG. i dunno man the jamspot is pretty scummy and the sound blows. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:33pm - dani0captain ""] hahaha Pussy shit... you def havnt seen them live, its intense. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:35pm - Ryan0hio ""] I saw these guys when they were in Ohio, it was def intense like Dani0captain said. All really really nice dudes too. I cant get anough of the Roses EP. love it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:39pm - fuck your mother ""] THIS TAKEN FROM THE BANDS PAGE ABOUT THE BAND NAME.... "We are from west/central Massachusetts. We are made up of five humans. We have one vocalist. We have a human drummer. We write our own songs. We dont care if you dont like it. We live to play shows. Without you guys, there wouldnt be an us. We plan on touring the country as much as we possibly can. We are not a Grind band, Metal band, Hardcore band, Screamo band, 2-step band, Death band, Tech band, "Myspace" band, Emo band, Alternative band, Folk band, Aggressive band, Jazz band, Indie band, Punk band, Electro band, and so on... We play music of the Rock nature. Dont ask us about our name, it just happend. We are not Gutted with gutted guts, blood and the blood blood, Death kill destroyer machine, animal filled cunt whistle, or any of your other animal, robot, machine, and color names. Deal with it." THEY OBVIOUSLY DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS, I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:39pm - AMTED ""] While the BGs may not be for everyone, i find it hard to say they suck. they push the envelope, the play some crazy technical shit and they're really cool guys. Congrats to them on getting signed and keep up the good shit. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:45pm - carbomb ""] Im going with AMITED on this one. Congrats on getting signed BG. You def deserve it... putting yourself on an east coast tour, releasing two cds by yourselves, playing non stop for the past 2 years... finnaly you got signed and i honestly cant wait for what the future brings for a new album. Def keep up the good work! |
| _________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 3:58pm - sammyb ""] weve been playing for almost 2 years now and people dont give a fuck? now were recording our first full length in november. weve done shows with multiple national acts, sold t shirts, carpooled kids from bucksport and back, and still, NE knows nothing about apothis. its not about the time you give, its about the passion you share. even after no big recognition we dont give a fuck. prog death metal rock coming soon. and by the way, bg are a legit group of kids. did a show with em in bath and they rocked it. even if its not your style, you probably shouldnt be knockin em. just go listen to the music you care about and leave it be. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 4:00pm - RichHorror ""] Fuck you guys, this is the manliest band name I've ever heard in my life. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 4:11pm - treefire ""] ill second what sammyb had to say.. "bg are a legit group of kids. even if its not your style, you probably shouldnt be knockin em. just go listen to the music you care about and leave it be." |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 4:34pm - furbeach ""] bg is awsome, there dif, and there not like every other band that all sounds the same and has no character or style too it. they dont give a shit if u say they suck cause honestly they'll just tell u that u suck mass amounts of dick! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 5:24pm - thegreatspaldino ""] EricE.B. said:-and to the psyopus comment above... maybe they arnt tollerable after a while of the same shit they do... but it takes an unbeliveable amount of thought, timming, skill, accuracy, and musical theory to know how to even approach music like that. sorry i didnt graduate berklee with high honors when i was just coming out of the womb or something... i've PLAYED with Psyopus back when no one gave a shit about them and they were fun as hell to watch play their songs but i did not get any enjoyment out of just the music. just because you know the difference between mixolydian mode and diminished 5ths by sound doesnt mean you can write whole-heartedly good tunes. im tired of hipster fags that think because someone doesnt like a band, its because they dont "understand" them or whatever... fucking snob assed bastards. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 5:33pm - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Sybian said:From Wikipedia: A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual stimulation. Hmm. I know what a Sybian is. He told me he'd fuck my SYBLANS. I guess that's what people who don't know how to speak English call brothers and sisters. this caused a chortle to rise forth from my throat. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 5:33pm - tagalong ""] I've read loads of bullshit throughout my life, the majority of it has been on the internet. but after these past fifteen minutes, i can proudly say that the majority of the bullshit i have read is in a size 7 font and a retina scorching background. Yet, none of it(save for some fill in the blank this band ___) relevant to the topic at hand.(including this post) thanks for tipping the scales, returntothepit.com, i can now reorganize my knowledge of douchebags and safely say that the largest inhabitants reside on this thread. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 6:09pm - HAMMERTRON ""] this band is most good. i clap for them often. keep it breezy. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 7:27pm - haysuzer ""] thegreatspaldino wrote: "the breakdowns. it doesnt mean i would like them if they had breakdowns, its just that i could chalk their shittiness up to being a bandwagon band" Does this mean them having breakdowns makes them a band that would be "up to par" with other acts of today? If so, id have to strongly disagree. Kind of cliche to say actually. Kind of makes you the "hipster fag" you speak of saying a band has to have break downs to even be up to the same standards of other bands. Im not putting down the bands who do have them or some sort of them.. i enjoy it to an extent, its just to repetative. As is very tech music... but then again all music is repetative today, most mosic does suck today, and so does most peoples opinions on music because everyone thinks they are in a possision to judge music like they have the thought that others will care what they think? ...if that is what you meant in the first place. If not, you still sound very much like a tool. Congrats. Thank you for voicing your opinion on music and thank you for allowing me to pick you out of all of these posts here today. Sorry for mussing up this page even more with comments that dont have anythgint o do with this news post. Congrats to BG for getting signed, whether you suck or not... you made it there. Props. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 7:31pm - RockFacE ""] ehh. they're different, ill give them the benefit of the doubt. Ill wait till the full length cd to judge them, thats when bands change the sound up. Dont they have different members now anyways? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 7:37pm - brian_dc ""] WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 8:11pm - blankman ""] i did not know about this band before, i do now. i like them, ill probably listen to them more often now. Thats my opinion. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 8:14pm - blankman ""] found this on the shows page.... go to it, see them live. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 10:35pm - thegreatspaldino ""] haysuzer said:thegreatspaldino wrote: "the breakdowns. it doesnt mean i would like them if they had breakdowns, its just that i could chalk their shittiness up to being a bandwagon band" Does this mean them having breakdowns makes them a band that would be "up to par" with other acts of today? If so, id have to strongly disagree. Kind of cliche to say actually. Kind of makes you the "hipster fag" you speak of saying a band has to have break downs to even be up to the same standards of other bands. Im not putting down the bands who do have them or some sort of them.. i enjoy it to an extent, its just to repetative. As is very tech music... but then again all music is repetative today, most mosic does suck today, and so does most peoples opinions on music because everyone thinks they are in a possision to judge music like they have the thought that others will care what they think? ...if that is what you meant in the first place. If not, you still sound very much like a tool. Congrats. Thank you for voicing your opinion on music and thank you for allowing me to pick you out of all of these posts here today. Sorry for mussing up this page even more with comments that dont have anythgint o do with this news post. Congrats to BG for getting signed, whether you suck or not... you made it there. Props. quit thinking too much, spermburper... i was saying that it would be easier to make fun of them if they had generic breakdowns. these guys seem to be getting a lot of praise based on the fact that they DON'T have breakdowns. because of this, now theres people going "well atleast they dont have breakdowns! LOL THESE GUYZ ROOL" when they still lack anything that makes me want to listen to them. i just said they suck and have a really lame and somewhat limp-wristed name and probably had a band meeting that comprised of "dont have breakdowns... keep the rest of the terrible filler that those crap bands have and call it a day" and bam... you have BG. i am far from a hipster fag. i dont jump on the cock of every new "scene sensation" and talk about how i was AIMing it up with the vocalist and how i swap bulletins and messages on myspace with the drummer or whatever. just listen to whatever... even if it sucks. i could give a shit less if you bagged on video game music or classical. i'd surely call you a moron for not actually giving it a try before bashing it, but hey... im sure you would call me a moron for bashing something i listened to a couple times (which is the case here as i listened through BG's gayspace twice). my distaste for things are usually warranted. i get an understanding for them then make my opinion. make yourself a drano smoothie and take a nap, you'll feel much better. |