DISMANTLE THE CYBORG NEEDS A NEW VOCALIST!!![views:17741][posts:114]________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:05pm - robski ""] Make sure you meet these requirements before contacting us: 1. Must have a job or some form of income. 2. Must have own PA or something to run vocals through at practice. 3. Must be willing to contribute money to band necessities. (i.e. practice space rent, merch, recording, etc.) 4. MUST NOT BE A COCKY DOUCHEBAG!!! If you are under the impression that your shit doesn't stink, don't waste our fucking time. We do this because we love it and enjoy having a good time with people we meet and friends we have made along the way. 5. Must have some form of transportation or live in the Manchester area. 6. Must be willing to practice at least once a week. Maybe even twice a week for a while due to the fact that we are currently writing for our full length and will still be playing the occasional show. The sooner you're caught up, the better. 7. Must be between the ages of 18 and 25. (Acceptions can be made.) 8. Must be willing to use the lyrics we have for the 4 songs that we have already recorded. Beleive it or not, some people actually know these words and sing along at shows. We will re-record your vocals over these songs when we go back into the studio and you will be able to write your own lyrics for all songs written from here-on-out. 9. Must be willing to commit to THIS band. So, if you're already in another band, chances are you won't be able to put 100% into THIS band. If you have read this and meet all this criteria then please, by all means, send us a message. We're totally stoked to meet you and try you out. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:10pm - archaeon ""] lol CTB got kicked out |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:12pm - Pires ""] Probably because he's going around saying he played with necrophagist. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:15pm - archaeon ""] I heard Necrophagist opened for him. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wow that was fast |
| ________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:17pm - robski ""] Yeah. There are a lot of reasons why the decision was made. But the main one is that his head was just way too big to front an unknown band. His attitude was shit. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:20pm - archaeon ""] LOL |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:26pm - dreadkill ""] was he acting like a cocky douchebagulars? |
| ________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:34pm - robski ""] YES |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:45pm - archaeon ""] Did he try reading the bible in between songs at practice? |
| _____________________________ [Jul 26,2009 6:48pm - ZJD ""] oh boy |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:15pm - MillenialKingdom ""] What the fuck? When the fuck was I a cocky asshole? If you got something to fucking say to me, Rob, do it to my goddamn face, motherfucker. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:21pm - Anonymous ""] Uh oh. http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?for...id=61942&highlight=bickering+thread Take it here, boys |
| ________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:27pm - robski ""] No. Not going that route dude. I posted this in hopes of finding a new vocalist, not to have a cyber-war with our old one. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:30pm - Pires ""] Cybahwars!!!!!!! All systems goooooooo!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:46pm - archaeon ""] Your welcome for making this thread way better. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:48pm - RichHorror ""] Least shocking thread ever. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 7:56pm - xgodzillax ""] MillenialKingdom said:What the fuck? When the fuck was I a cocky asshole? If you got something to fucking say to me, Rob, do it to my goddamn face, motherfucker. when ARENT you a cocky asshole? someones just mad cause they got kiiiiickeeed ouuuuuuut. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2009 9:19pm - Pires ""] Someone insert a Kenny Powers picture plz. I'm on my phone and can't. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 9:38pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2009 9:43pm - BlackoutRick ""] Im in another band but I'm down. Oh, I'm 34 and smoke weed. Is that cool? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 12:35am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] i happen to know weed is cool with DTC... and that they're cool dudes. Sorry to hear about the split MK. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 1:41am - SacreligionNLI ""] acceptions |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:33am - MillenialKingdom ""] Rob can think what he wants about me personally but the reason I'm out of the band is because I drive an hour to practice and since I'm currently unemployed again, it's hard to maintain the financial responsibility of being in this band. Rob has my number so if he wants to man up and call me to tell me what he really thinks about me and all that, he's more than welcome to. To post shit talk about me on a message board that wasn't fucking warranted is NOT something I'm willing to fucking tolerate. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:35am - MikeOv ""] Invoke the wrath of god, my son. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:36am - archaeon ""] He even has a big head about having a big head. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:37am - arilliusbm ""] needz more flatrimmed caps with stickers on it |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:38am - C.dEad ""] He played the Palladium you know. Show some respect for 21-year old living legend. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:40am - Murph ""] WHEN MY ASS WAS 19, I CHANGED PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL FOREVER. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:42am - brian_dc ""] Listen here you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:42am - RichHorror ""] Yachts on the reg. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:43am - arilliusbm ""] Zack Codso is going to bring it to these boys with STYLE |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:45am - RichHorror ""] Things you can count on - the sky being blue, the sun rising every morning and this fuckface getting kicked out of a band after a few months of joining, maximum. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:47am - brian_dc ""] The man with the golden dick, Dr. Cock & Balls. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:48am - arilliusbm ""] This will be a good test for CtB to test out his boxing skills |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:52am - SacreligionNLI ""] He's a Bovocalist. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 11:59am - dreadkill ""] kiss my ass and suck my dick |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 12:00pm - SacreligionNLI ""] MY ANUS TOO! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 27,2009 12:41pm - Yeti ""] lame for posting the reason why he was kicked out. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 1:38pm - metal_church101 ""] Pires said:Cybahwars!!!!!!! All systems goooooooo!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 1:42pm - brian_dc ""] Yeti said:lame for posting the reason why he was kicked out. TRUTH Some advice...when trying to score new members don't prove that you're band might be a giant ball o' drama. Just makes shit harder. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:17pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ^^I agree with Brian and yeti. Although i think it wouldn't always be bad to say the reason, it'd only be bad when the reason involved drama/personal shit/ect.. People trying out will usually want to know why the last person left. If you can't say something nice, then say they left for personal reasons.. That statement works for almost anything, and you can explain in depth once you're seriously talking about working together. I feel terrible for talking badly about the old Useful Idiot guitarist, I shoulda kept that shit to myself. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:24pm - Sacreligion ""] Typically in this situation everyone's pissed and shit will be said either way. It doesn't necessarily represent how the band or the people in the band are a majority of the time. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:26pm - ZJD ""] sure it does |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think everyone is just too used airing their dirty laundry on this site. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:29pm - Sacreligion ""] The whites! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:31pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] [Jul 27,2009 3:28pm - FuckIsMySignature] i think everyone is just too used airing their dirty laundry on this site. It's an easy trap to fall into, just gotta look out for it. Don't be tempted by hearing other people bitching. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:32pm - Yeti ""] and by the way, i will take my undies back. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:33pm - arilliusbm ""] remeber DYA's open letter? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2009 3:34pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] those were originally my undies.. i do have your skirt though. |