the breaking up with your girlfriend appreciation thread[views:11296][posts:117]____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:31pm - arilliusbm ""] I know somewhere out there, there is probably a girl that would perfectly suit my needs on all ends of the spectrum; but I highly doubt I'd meet that girl.. therefore I plan on staying single for quite sometime. Not many women dig dudes in their 20s with kids anyways.. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:31pm - mOe ""] And, chris rock said it best. What do women want?? EVERYTHING. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:32pm - arilliusbm ""] the worst kind of women are the superficial ones that want to be spoiled non-stop. I eat lunch with a couple hot chicks everyday and all they talk about is how they want a boyfriend that makes a shitton of money and buys them everything. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:33pm - RichHorror ""] mOe said: RichHorror said: the_reverend said:whoah... on moe's comment. it had to happen for various reasons...the only shitty thing about it is living a completely different life than the one you had for the past 6 years...kinda boring, haha...if i didnt have music i'd be hanging by my neck in my fucking closet after the 4 moths that i've just had. I do realize i'm better off alone now, but the lonlieness gets to ya at the end of the day. Yeah, when I ended my long-term relationship I just did nothing but wake up, go to work and go to bed as soon as I got home from work for a year just because after 7 years I had no idea how to function as a sole entity. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] arilliusbm said:the worst kind of women are the superficial ones that want to be spoiled non-stop. I eat lunch with a couple hot chicks everyday and all they talk about is how they want a boyfriend that makes a shitton of money and buys them everything. There's a slutty-dressing girls store in Worcester called "Spoil'd" which makes me vomit everytime I drive by there. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:37pm - succubus ""] Jul 13,2009 12:18pm - the_reverend] darkwor please refer to seinfied for your answer there. Also, once you are over the 2.5year hump, things change. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:37pm - SacreligionNLI ""] awkward thread is awkward. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:38pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron must get beat the fuck up all the time. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:38pm - arilliusbm ""] rttp needs more vagina that has no strings attached. /thread |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:38pm - succubus ""] damn text... i was wanted to correct aaron and say after 6 months things change...not 2.5 years... BUT aaron and i resolved our issues by me buying him a little boy to have butt seks with =) |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:42pm - SacreligionNLI ""] They have a lot of weird shit in the Philipino dept. of BJ's. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:43pm - arilliusbm ""] mmmm philipino BJs |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:48pm - succubus ""] Jul 13,2009 1:38pm - RichHorror] Aaron must get beat the fuck up all the time. ~~~~~ hahaha not anymore...i stopped when he started hitting back! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:49pm - Conservationist ""] succubus said:i was wanted to correct aaron and say after 6 months things change...not 2.5 years... I think it depends a lot on the woman. Your average person is a slag with no self-control, so makes things difficult. Except my hand. My hand > humanity. Tautological loop detection in 3...2..1... |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:50pm - arilliusbm ""] Conservationist's hand has an IQ of 84. Watch out, folks. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:52pm - reimroc ""] arilliusbm said:the worst kind of women are the superficial ones that want to be spoiled non-stop. I eat lunch with a couple hot chicks everyday and all they talk about is how they want a boyfriend that makes a shitton of money and buys them everything. theres a lot of girls like that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:52pm - timma nli ""] blue said:Moe's better off anyway. Forgive me for speaking completely out of turn and/or bounds, but... SECONDED, sir. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:54pm - arilliusbm ""] "A diamond lasts forever" Yea, fuck you it does. It's a gem that has no meaning other than its rarity (which is controlled by the mining companies) but 90% of woman would rather have a dimond ring than something that really matters. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:55pm - mOe ""] reimroc said: arilliusbm said:the worst kind of women are the superficial ones that want to be spoiled non-stop. I eat lunch with a couple hot chicks everyday and all they talk about is how they want a boyfriend that makes a shitton of money and buys them everything. theres a lot of girls like that. yea, unbeknownst to me i was kinda dating one |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:56pm - succubus ""] hmm guess it's hard to convey when you're joking on a message board...it's easier in person....When i go home and tell aaron about this crazy girl at the office who---he interrupts me by telling me not to be redundant...i said it's a girl..no need to add the crazy part-it's understood...and then he smiles...and i roll my eyes...but i guess it doesnt' work in written form... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:56pm - SacreligionNLI ""] There's a whole societal system amongst women where they are defined by the size of the shiny rock on their finger. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:58pm - arilliusbm ""] I swear if I see that fucking Jewelry Exchange in Sudbury commercial with every employee on the planet waving at the end one more time I'm going to shoot myself. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 1:58pm - succubus ""] whoah moe...just saw your posts...glad you are doing fine! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:02pm - darkwor ""] i got over the 2 year hump, almost got married to a girl with a kid. big mistake. my life would be very different right now. i'm with yeti - if sex is there, it's great, but i don't go out looking to nail chicks. also - materialistic women are the scum of the earth. but i also enjoy looking at smoking hot fine dressed women. WHAT THE FUCK |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:03pm - SacreligionNLI ""] darkwor said:WHAT THE FUCK [/thread] |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:04pm - reimroc ""] i would never get myself into being a baby's daddy unless if its mine. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:06pm - mOe ""] succubus said:whoah moe...just saw your posts...glad you are doing fine! Thanks Carina! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:07pm - I_am_not_me ""] Funny, half this thread is surprise about moe's situation. (I'll include myself in that half.) |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:07pm - brian_dc ""] I'm still in honeymoon period with my new girl. She seems like an actual keeper, though. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:09pm - darkwor ""] arilliusbm said:"A diamond lasts forever" Yea, fuck you it does. It's a gem that has no meaning other than its rarity (which is controlled by the mining companies) but 90% of woman would rather have a dimond ring than something that really matters. i bought a diamond because i was young and stupid, fully knowing the diamond trade and how i felt about them, and the whole idea of it. but that is what a girl can do to you. NEVER AGAIN will I buy one for anybody. the best part though, is i got that fucking rock back and traded it for my loaded HDTV. best deal i ever made. I WIN. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:15pm - goatcatalyst ""] Girls are faggots. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:20pm - mOe ""] yea, i'm switchin to d00dz |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:23pm - narkybark ""] I was going to make a "join the dark side" joke but then I realized it was racist. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:23pm - reimroc ""] become gay or you are a pussy. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:27pm - darkwor ""] join the dark side - they have bigger dicks. was that it? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:29pm - RichHorror ""] narkybark said:I was going to make a "join the dark side" joke but then I realized it was racist. You had a black guy in your band, you can get away with it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:31pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde ""] Conservationist said: MikeOvDecrepitvde said:Women are the most intolerable creatures. I don't think I'd ever move in with one. We must liberate this planet from female creatures, and create a true Utopia: A MALE-ONLY PLANET http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5121649266422516795 Haha, they may be intolerable, but they still make my daddy region tingle with delight. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:47pm - yummy ""] RichHorror said: mOe said: RichHorror said: the_reverend said:whoah... on moe's comment. it had to happen for various reasons...the only shitty thing about it is living a completely different life than the one you had for the past 6 years...kinda boring, haha...if i didnt have music i'd be hanging by my neck in my fucking closet after the 4 moths that i've just had. I do realize i'm better off alone now, but the loneliness gets to ya at the end of the day. Yeah, when I ended my long-term relationship I just did nothing but wake up, go to work and go to bed as soon as I got home from work for a year just because after 7 years I had no idea how to function as a sole entity. I can relate to both of you. Even though I grew tired of the lifestyle(haha, girlfriend is a lifestyle) I had for almost 8 years when it was over my brain couldn't just transform. Everything had a pattern. Then there was no structure. Almost like I could've functioned normally being broken up even if my ex was fucking someone else just as long as we fell asleep in the same bed. I spent almost a year waking up, goin to work, coming home, and going to sleep. My only comfort was our son. It kept me focused. But, that was every other day now opposed to everyday. Gets pretty lonely when you have a purpose everyday then it turns to here and there. I'm in love with a girl now and just got keys to our new place today. I may or may not be making a great decision but I'm doin it. I'm goin to Lake George with her, goin to Adirondack Extreme Adventure Course for a couple days. My ex woulda never done that. I win. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:48pm - mOe ""] narkybark said:I was going to make a "join the dark side" joke but then I realized it was racist. YEA, DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO'...eeehhh, i dont care |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:54pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I'm dealing with a breakup as well. Why do women insist on being whores? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:54pm - arilliusbm ""] so you're going to be a single father as well? welcome to the club |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:55pm - SacreligionNLI ""] is that a trick question? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:57pm - MillenialKingdom ""] arilliusbm said:so you're going to be a single father as well? welcome to the club Indeed. I'm so sick of this shit. I'm tired of being miserable and I deserve so much more. Vagina is evil but oh so irresistible. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 2:58pm - brian_dc ""] I wear a condom 24/7. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 3:00pm - yummy ""] That means you got a dirty dick cuz you dont take it off in da shower |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 3:14pm - brian_dc ""] laying in the tub with a condom on my dick while pissing, ftw |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 3:18pm - yummy ""] I missed you..right up to that post. Game on. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2009 3:19pm - brian_dc ""] People are jealous of my lavish lifestyle. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 3:23pm - Yeti ""] darkwor said:i got over the 2 year hump, almost got married to a girl with a kid. big mistake. my life would be very different right now. i'm with yeti - if sex is there, it's great, but i don't go out looking to nail chicks. also - materialistic women are the scum of the earth. but i also enjoy looking at smoking hot fine dressed women. WHAT THE FUCK yeah it took me a good 2 years to fully get over the last dingbat, even foolishly gave a ring. it was fun while it lasted, but i'm glad it ended. i discovered who i am through it. i just don't get the whole "dude i need to bang something tonight" mentality. sure, its fun, but it leads to nothing but bullshit. the chance that you'll actually find a girl who doesn't mind the occasional boot-knocking and DOESN'T turn psycho is so sickeningly rare that it just isn't worth it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 13,2009 3:24pm - yummy ""] You mean girlfriend. I don't know her, but yes I am. |