Why chicks can suck sometimes[views:13954][posts:118]______________________________________ [Jan 25,2004 4:21pm - swamplorddvm ""] "There is no pain like that of desire, is there no difference between women and fire? One burns the spirit, the other the flesh. Is sex worth the price of certain death?" I know you don't want to talk about such a retarded subject but I'm really fucking pissed right now. Damn sluts!!!:nuke: |
| ________________________________ [Jan 25,2004 9:41pm - XmikeX ""] sometimes?? SOMETIMES?!!! SOMETIMES?!!?! FUCKING SOMETIMES?!!! |
| ________________________________ [Jan 25,2004 9:42pm - XmikeX ""] ....wait....i have a girlfriend....i sold out but i still hate girls. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2004 11:42pm - dreadkill ""] this subject isn't retarded to me. i'm pissed now as well. i thought i had found the greatest girl, the one who would never fuck with my head or lie to me. i finally realized that she is a total liar and decided to break up with her at my band's show today. after she missed our set and gave me a bullshit excuse, i convinced her to walk 5 mins from her house to all asia so i could talk to her. after she got there and fed me more bullshit, i told her she was a fucking liar. i called her a cunt and told her i hoped she would die. then i told her i wished she had been aborted. a couple of my friends came outside and caught the best parts. she just walked away and sent me a nasty text message and im after she got home. best break up ever. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:04am - swamplorddvm ""] well congrats dreadkill. This chick thinks im " hot" BUT... she doesnt like me "that way". all of this after we sleep together. twat the hell!!! and other shit happend with other sluts. They live to kick us in the nads. But i still love the pussy. mmmmm... warm, wet pussy. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:18am - XmikeX ""] for 2 years i went out with a girl who lived an hour and a half away from me. she was bi-polar, and on top of that just a natural born whiner. but i put up with her shit every day for 2 years because i believed in her. i believed that despite the fact that she couldn't pick out a salad dressing without having a nervous breakdown that she would still do well for herself in life. i believed that despite the fact that she couldn't go a day without blaming her parents divorce for some mistake she'd made in life, that she'd still turn out alright. i believed that despite the fact that she had no sense of identity and changed who she was on a weekly basis that i could still trust her. she'd go on and on for hours at a time about "staying true". Yup, the cliche chant of the hardcore poser nerdarrio. Every other word out of her mouth was a verbal self righteous pat on the back about how much integrity she had for whatever petty reason. she condemned the rest of the world for not having any morals or values. Nobody wanted to be her friend.....was it because she was a clingy, overly emotional, doosh bag who sabotaged every relationship she ever had by being needy and self centered.....no....no it was because everyone everywhere was devoid of her omnipotent sense of morality. In spite of all this I stood by her, because I am a moron. what became of her 'integrity"? Well one day she went to college. She moved into a college that was 20 minutes away from me. It wasn't enough that I drove to see her 3 or 4 times a week taking time out of my busy schedule to do so. She wanted more. It wasn't enough that she was accepted by the geniunely nice but unpopular girls at school. She wanted more. She wanted to be friends with the stereotypical douchebag college girls that for the first 2 weeks of her stay there, had gone out of their way to snub her. I had the misfortune of meeting these girls on several occasions. Their activities were always the same: find random boys to be in their presence, then prance around them yelling to eachother about "OMG like I can't WAIT to lose my virginity!" (yes, this is all they ever discussed and that is an actual quote), stopping only to assert their presence as the popular kids (as popular as anyone can be in a school full of total strangers) by snubbing everyone who wasn't like them. What's the appeal in being friends with someone like this? Certainly someone who holds morals and integrity so high wouldn't want anything to do with people like these right? Nope. You see the appeal of douchebags like this to weak pathetic people is that if they should accept you then it means something. You're not being accepted just because it's the nice thing to do....or something stupid like that. You're being accepted because you fit someone else's set of standards. Congratualtions....you're someone else, who cares if who you are is a complete shitbag, you've met another person's minimal standards. So she did everything she could to turn herself into one of these cumrags. She changed her physical appearance, the way she acted, the way she talked, the things she talked about. She even tried to change me. She tried to get me to hang out with these kids. She tried to change the way I dressed and the way I acted. Self improvement is one thing, but when you bring your girlfriend to the mall looking for a pair of jeans and she tells you you're "boring" because you refuse to try on a pair of faded american eagle jeans with fucking flared pant legs there's a time to say "Your friends are douchebags and only faggots wear faded jeans now shutup." So within a mere 3 weeks (from the day she moved in)we had gone from best friends to total strangers. At the same time she had become ms. popular at school by leaching onto a clique of girls who she had previously hated and called me on the phone numerous times IN TEARS because of how much she couldn't stand them. Eventually she broke up with me citing that if I couldn't accept her "new best friends" (exact quote) then how could i have a relationship with her. We agreed to be friends....or at least that was the assumed conclusion, I didn't say much because it was all I could do to keep from smashing her face in. So I let the idea of being "friends" with someone who I now regarded as a total shitbag, and a complete stranger sink in. The conclusion I came up with was that I really didn't owe her anything, certainly not an effort to be friends. Afterall the proposed "friendship" was only intended to allow both of us to feel better about something that had gone horribly wrong....the both of us eventually forgetting about the other and moving on with our lives. Well I didn't much see the point in letting her feel alright about doing somehting inherently shitty. So I told her that not only did I never want to speak to her again but that she was a scumbag, and I hardly considered her a human being anymore. She tried to refute it by twisting things around and saying that I should have tried to stop her from breaknig up with me. She even wrote me some teary eyed email asking me to get back together with her. I told her, in breif, to go fuck herself because I have no time for strangers. I stopped by her livejournal a few weeks later to read some poorly constructed junior high poem she wrote about how she had triumphed in the face of some great tragedy that I had brought upon her. My reply was merely the citing of the Onion article "Children of Divorce Twice As Likely To Write Bad Poetry".....the poem was shortly after removed. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:20am - XmikeX ""] yeah that was pretty long, sorry i was just warming up for some writing for school. want to hear a great ex girlfriend story, ask terrence about the time he made his ex cry at bickfords. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:28am - swamplorddvm ""] Twat kind of fucked up "god" would creat love?!? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:32am - the_reverend ""] in the end, you quoted the onion. which made the whole thing so worth reading. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 1:22am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] talk about an Oprah special... anyone need any kleenex in this plizace? ;) im glad i dont really have to worry about this shit because plain and simple: I'm homely, I'm very large, I'm overly intelligent, I'm weird, I'm diverse, and I'm not emo... therefore, chicks dont really dig Spaldino. =) |
| ________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 1:35am - George ""] women are fucking retarted. i suppose im the big asshole in my last relationship ordeal. i fucked my best friends girlfriend, who was also my best friend at the time. we did it on and off for about 4 months. he knew about it and couldnt do shit about it. i didnt care too much cause he's kind of a dipshit anyway. she would tell me one day that she was breaking up with him and she wanted me, next day she would dissapear to franklin where he lived for a week. then she would call me and we'd start screaming at each other, then make up and fuck some more. at numerous times i decided that it had to stop, but she would call me weeks later crying telling me she missed me. and i suppose im an ass for going back to it, but i did. but its overwith now, i havnt spoken to her or seen her in about 2 months. the worst part is she is friends with all my friends in newton, so i am currently on bad terms with EVERYONE i used to be friends with except for my roommates and one other person. snuh. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 1:56am - swamplorddvm ""] So twat you're saying spaldin is: having natural humans emotions makes us less intelligent? and emo? Wisdom of life is goes a longer way in life than intelligence. Some day you will fall in "love" and you'll be like "Yay!!!" but then something WILL happen and then BAM your nuts fall and your heart blows up. I hope it doesn't happen to you for your own good. But maybe then you'll understand. You still have a long time in your life. it'll happen. Sorry. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:03am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i was being sarcastic. quit taking everything i say as an attack. im saying that i dont have to worry about this shit because im not overly involved with females. i have been, i have had my share of shit, and im over it. the way to a girl's heart is to poop on her chest and face so much that she dies and then you fuck her lifeless body. remember that. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:07am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Women are trouble. Lots of trouble. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:11am - swamplorddvm ""] Oh yeah pooping on girls is fun. Sorry dude. Some times with you it's hard to tell. Don't mind me. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 9:37am - the_reverend ""] someday, maybe I will understand women. they are both wonderful and horrible. and they make us to fucking retarded things. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 10:36am - succubus ""] mmm i thought guys liked it when we suck? seriously though...mike that sucks...sorry to hear that stuff...all i will say is that eventually you'll meet someone who is for you and won't pull that crap. i'm told i'm the best gf ever...except when i get insecure and self depricating...but i blame it on the fact of my parents almost dying when i was a kid and living with my uncle who beat me.. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:24pm - MyDeadDoll ""] wow this thread is depressing. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:32pm - XmikeX ""] actually i just started going out with a fantastic girl who doesn't whine, isn't bi polar, and isn't constant up my ass begging me to tell her she's worth something. who knew? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 12:32pm - succubus ""] yay! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:46pm - SinPromos ""] Well sine we're sharing relationship horror stories.... (and to show you guys are just as bad).. last one - was banging a 16 year old groupie while he was with me.. (he's 26..and I didn't find out til after I left his psycho ass)... he got way ultra weird and clingy so I broke it off, only to have him threaten me that if I didn't go to see him that weekend he'd ruin my reputation and quote: "you'll be sorry"... can you say sociopath? I thank god for having my tough guy friends who get thrills by drilling fear into pyschos or i might just be in a dumpster somewhere off long island right now... one before that -- was a total cokehead behind my back for the 6 months we were dating, pressured me to move in with him (i never did), faked a suicide attempt (and saying when he did it i never crossed his mind), and stopped talking to everyone he knew for weeks. Yet wanted me to wait around until he felt better, even though he wouldn't let me know what the hell was going through his whacked mind, take my calls, or even just go to a movie to hang out. I broke it off pretty quickly when it got to that point.. so ya.. guys can be just as crazy as chicks :P |
| __________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:52pm - succubus ""] ummm << one before that -- was a total cokehead behind my back for the 6 months we were dating, pressured me to move in with him (i never did), faked a suicide attempt (and saying when he did it i never crossed his mind), and stopped talking to everyone he knew for weeks. Yet wanted me to wait around until he felt better, even though he wouldn't let me know what the hell was going through his whacked mind, take my calls, or even just go to a movie to hang out. I broke it off pretty quickly when it got to that point.. >> hmmm i think we dated the same guy....actually not really...because i knew where he was for the most part...STALKING ME! =( |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:52pm - SinPromos ""] XmikeX said: My reply was merely the citing of the Onion article "Children of Divorce Twice As Likely To Write Bad Poetry".....the poem was shortly after removed. hahahahaha that rocks. >:] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 2:55pm - SinPromos ""] yeah girl..they come in all shapes and sizes.. stalking is scary!!!! Thank god I haven't run into one of those yet. Hope I never do... |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] um.. this is a thread about how craz girls are. if you vaginas want to make a crazy guy thread, go to the life channel's website. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 3:24pm - succubus ""] shaddup sexy! and yeah sinpromos...it is scary...i never got a restraining order against him...but i should have...but i do have a restraining order against another one...he shattered my windshield ..with his fist....never hit me though..but that sure scared the shit out of me! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 3:30pm - litacore ""] [img] let's scare him back |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 3:59pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] My ex was crazy. She made me go crazy. It was all very bad. 'Nuff said. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 4:59pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'll be the first to admit that i'm a crazy bitch, but i haven't done anything to hurt someone i've been dating. i've usually been the one hurt. but, i'm thinking about calling lifetime with all these stories... we could be famous... and loved by middle aged women who stay at home and eat bon bons |
| __________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 5:01pm - succubus ""] lmao |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 5:08pm - MyDeadDoll ""] really... can't you imagine it? like a reality show on lifetime. have everyone tell their shitty stories.... hehehe... we could call it... umm... "return to the pit people need love too" |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2004 9:29pm - JellyFish ""] I just have to say to xMikex: wow. That was a great story. And chicks suck indeed. Me and mine broke up yesterday. It was so the typical high school shit: 'We dont do anything and im carrying our relationship on my back alone,' were her main complaints. Please. I loved her, but I refuse to be jerked around like a piece of meat or brought down by a chick. Plus, Ill always have metal, so life still rules! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 12:43am - makelovesohard ""] significant others are pointless. friends with benefits are key. and i have to agree, girls are shit. and i'm a girl. so i can say that. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:08am - dreadkill ""] i agree with jellyfish. life still rules as long as there's metal. the only things that kept me sane in the two weeks leading up to yesterday's breakup were metal, my friends, my bandmates, and, most important of all, family guy. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:26am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I can't stand the whole friends with benefits idea. Part of why I'm so unhappy being a guy in the Girls Gone Wild generation. Fuck sluts and their idiocies. Fuck them with knives. Hooray for the decline of Western civilization. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:37am - MyDeadDoll ""] fuck me slowly with a chainsaw |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:38am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Ooh baby. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:40am - MyDeadDoll ""] does that turn you on too? hehehe |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:41am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I'm all about girl-holes full of chainsaws. Chainsaw DP anyone? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:50am - MyDeadDoll ""] count me in. hehehe. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:53am - MarkKevorkian ""] I was dropped and left homeless for the third time two days before Christmas, for another guy. This was after six years. It really sucks having a broken heart!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 1:56am - MyDeadDoll ""] wasn't that the subject of another thread? chicks like that give us a bad rep. i'd at least give you a thirty day notice. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 2:00am - MarkKevorkian ""] Much appreciated. Kind of like getting back your security deposit. What made it even worse is that she left me for an 18 year old wannabe nazi skinhead. I also lost me cat Dee Dee Ramone in the deal. Fucking CUNT. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 2:21am - MyDeadDoll ""] aw love, you're better off without, then. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 2:30am - MarkKevorkian ""] I know and I have accepted that. In an odd way I feel alot better now. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 11:32am - Joe/NotCommon ""] did you get your cats mark? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 2:57pm - SinPromos ""] oh dude.. when ex's fuck with your pets it's ON!!! that blows Mark. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 3:01pm - makelovesohard ""] DeOdiumMortis said:I can't stand the whole friends with benefits idea. Part of why I'm so unhappy being a guy in the Girls Gone Wild generation. Fuck sluts and their idiocies. Fuck them with knives. Hooray for the decline of Western civilization. just because you prefer friends with benefits, doesn't make you a slut. you can't lump sum, like that. key word : "friends" friends first, benefits later. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 3:47pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Mushed context. Girls Gone Wild girls = sluts. Friends with benefits girls... I'll just keep my mouth shut on that. I think my ex wanted to down-grade me to friends with benefits toward the end of our relationship... I'm not in the mood to type up a paper about it like xmikex did, but lets all just assume that I know all about that shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 27,2004 4:19pm - MyDeadDoll ""] will the complaints ever end? |