The Official FUNDERGROUND Thread - 2013 Edition[views:34682][posts:130]_______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 7:36am - Funderground ""] [img] A place where metal is happy and not disgusting. A place where somebody would rather message you on Facebook or text you when you're nowhere near them in the show. A place where one man's smile is another man's laughter. A place where the boisterous voices of jokes and YouTube discussion outweigh any serious topic. A place where it's okay to have star tattoos covering your flabby forearm. A place where MetalArchives reviews are that of a fact. A place moshing and dancing lost it's edge. A place where everybody knows your name and is friends with you on Facebook. A place where threads are made about you on a dying board that is absolutely horrible now thanks to the FUNDERGROUND. Fin. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 8:53am - Alex M00ney ""] *Like |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 8:58am - Randy_Marsh ""] LOL |
| ________________________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 11:21am - ridiculously obvious aril... ""] ...is ridiculously obvious |
| ______________________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 11:48am - Alex Mooney Fact Generator ""] Did you know: Peter Jackson nearly bankrupted New Line Cinema and shot the budget for the LotR trilogy when he traveled through time to record Alex Mooney speaking during a Woods of Ypres set to get the proper volume for the horn of Helm Hammerhand. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 11:56am - largefreakatzero ""] Excellent collection of non-terrifying "fans" in that photo. The star tattoo/flabby forearm line made me LOL. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 12:33pm - posbleak ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 12:47pm - iteY ""] A place where Zos Kia Kultos is widely accepted as brilliant. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 12:59pm - Funderground ""] I love all of you!! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 12:59pm - Anybody have any gauze? ""] I'm losing a lot of blood from these SWOUNDS. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 1:11pm - KEVORD FOOT TATTOO ""] Don't make me be literal and actually stick my foot up your asses. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 1:16pm - goatcatalyst ""] Buttdarts gonna buttdart |
| ________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 1:29pm - KEVORD ""] KEVORD%20FOOT%20TATTOO said:Don't make me be literal and actually stick my foot up your asses. The foot of the TrVE hath spoken. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 2:08pm - KEVORD ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 2:27pm - Randy_Marsh ""] The original picture in this thread is so fucking funny. What makes it even better is that Scott Wily is in it like its purposely some sort of RTTP meme. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 3:01pm - xmikex's understudy ""] KEVORD said:[img] THOSE RTTP MOTHERFUCKERS don't get corpse paint kid started on them |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 3:11pm - Shut up all of you ""] You are all jealous that we have more knowledge of metal than you old farts...And we have fun doing it. Seriously get a life. |
| __________________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 3:49pm - DYA is A FULL-ON RAPIST ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 3:53pm - largefreakatzero ""] I better hire some teenagers while they still know everything. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 4:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] largefreakatzero said:I better hire some teenagers while they still know everything. +15 |
| __________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 4:04pm - posbleak ""] WHO WORE IT BEST [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 4:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] A challenger appears! [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 4:23pm - Alx_Casket ""] Looks like high schooler did the photoshop touchups on her face, next please. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:16pm - the truth ""] Alx_Casket said:I am the "cool older kid" in the funderground. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:24pm - goatcatalyst ""] Buttdarts on ice. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:31pm - robotpie ""] Who is that kid in the corpse paint? I see him at every show in corpse paint, it is wildly inappropriate. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:36pm - KEVORD ""] robotpie said:Who is that kid in the corpse paint? I see him at every show in corpse paint, it is wildly inappropriate.Ummmmmm.....his name is right next to his picture in my post. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I heard he won a duck duck goose contest at Economy Paint Supply and they gave him all the grease paint in the back. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:48pm - is it me... ""] ... or does the kid from the first picture in this thread look like Kinski from Nightbreed? [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 5:49pm - is it me... ""] the kid helping the person in the foreground up, that is |
| __________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 6:16pm - ShadowSD ""] [img] = [img] + [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 12:45am - xmikex ""] KEVORD said:[img] Actually went and looked up who "Sungwoo Jeong" is [img] "good grief" indeed. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 12:51am - Alx_Casket ""] the%20truth said: Alx_Casket said:I am the "cool older kid" in the funderground. Years of fun haven't been kind to me, I'm younger than you might think. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 12:57am - neckbeards ""] Funderground said:[img] A place where metal is happy and not disgusting. A place where somebody would rather message you on Facebook or text you when you're nowhere near them in the show. A place where one man's smile is another man's laughter. A place where the boisterous voices of jokes and YouTube discussion outweigh any serious topic. A place where it's okay to have star tattoos covering your flabby forearm. A place where MetalArchives reviews are that of a fact. A place moshing and dancing lost it's edge. A place where everybody knows your name and is friends with you on Facebook. A place where threads are made about you on a dying board that is absolutely horrible now thanks to the FUNDERGROUND. Fin. Jesus christ, look at these faggots. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 12:58am - KEVORD ""] Sungwoo I guess is in this band http://aversed.bandcamp.com/ . It reminds me of the later Death albums that I don't like but not terrible. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 2:19am - Headbanging_Man ""] Dude on left (minus shitty tattoos of stars and the Bat Symbol): bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 6:05am - NEGROTIC OVERLORD ""] The FUNDERGROUND is totally useless. It's what happens when post-PC zombie propaganda bots invade your genre and try to make it "nice." I can't fault RTTP for this. Metal-Archives may have more to answer for, by both being doctrinaire about what metal is, and then accepting every *core band to use a squeal. I say we go back to the first Graveland album and destroy anything that isn't as good. That would eliminate 90% of post-2000 "metal" |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 7:24am - NEGROTIC OVERLORD ""] http://www.deathmetal.org/news/the-funderground-irks-longtime-fans/ |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 7:54am - ShadowSD ""] Yeah, Sungwood Jeong when I read that name I'm like hey I met that guy, Aversed opened up CTMetalFest in 2011 and went on right before Dark Passenger, all really young guys (16 - 18?) but surprisingly good for their age. The kid can play guitar. He did not show up looking like anything like that picture, however. WTF? That's so unmetal it feels like kryptonite to me looking at it. I find yet another reason to be thankful for not having a personal Facebook account and being subjected to people's grotesque appearances at their worst moments, or subjecting them to mine. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 8:01am - arilliusbm ""] Once I saw the Korean name, I challenged him to a Starcraft duel, only to be ignored. They were the band that opened up for Children of Boredom or some other wankery heavy band with no emotion. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 8:03am - arilliusbm ""] And yes, the FUNDERGROUND has existed for quite sometime now. It really depends on the show, though. Who is Brett Stevens? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 8:54am - goatcatalyst ""] Conservatio |
| ________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 9:29am - xmikex ""] Azn guitar prodigy = the Frank Thomas of Old News Here's to hoping he follows the path of many talented local youngsters to come before him: crushed under the weight of his own ego, never to be heard from again. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 13,2013 9:37am - ÆRK ""] good article, and the 't' word or 'h' word weren't even used. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 10:15am - largefreakatzero ""] xmikex said:Azn guitar prodigy = the Frank Thomas of Old News Here's to hoping he follows the path of many talented local youngsters to come before him: crushed under the weight of his own guitar cab, never to be heard from again. Fixed. First thing I thought when I saw the little squid was that he needed quite a bit of help to move around a 4x12 cab. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 10:30am - Patches Overnight ""] bennyhillifier Sunwheel, sunwheel spinning around. Look through my sunwheel and see what I found. [img] |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 10:39am - are you kidding me? ""] KEVORD said:Sungwoo I guess is in this band http://aversed.bandcamp.com/ . It reminds me of the later Death albums that I don't like but not terrible. this band is fucking stupid |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 10:50am - Carlton ""] arilliusbm said:And yes, the FUNDERGROUND has existed for quite sometime now. It really depends on the show, though. Who is Brett Stevens? That is Mr. Vijay Prozak of the ANUS organization-- often misunderstood by proles, his mission is both noble and indeed, necessary for the continuation of metal's existence in the century to come. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 11:12am - KEVORD ""] are%20you%20kidding%20me? said: KEVORD said:Sungwoo I guess is in this band http://aversed.bandcamp.com/ . It reminds me of the later Death albums that I don't like but not terrible. this band is fucking stupidI said it's not terrible as in the kids can play their instruments unlike most of the other Funderground bands. I still don't like it. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 13,2013 11:58am - Barren Joke ""] NEGROTIC%20OVERLORD said:http://www.deathmetal.org/news/the-funderground-irks-longtime-fans/ Why isn't Alx Casket President of the Funderground not mentioned? |