Biggest Man you ever seen gets punched and starts CRYING! So Funny![views:27335][posts:138]_____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 8:44am - Morbid_Mike ""] Man Cro Cop fucked Sapp up! |
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| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 9:41am - Morbid_Mike ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMgevrH8EI |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 9:41am - Morbid_Mike ""] Ok here is the link my bad I'm slow. BUMP |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 11:04am - brian_dc ""] someone said that punch shattered his orbital bone (outer eye socket bone). I think I would cry too. this is from his wikipedia site: "Despite losing his first fight by disqualification, Sapp was initially successful in K-1. He twice defeated four-time K-1 champion Ernesto Hoost by technical knockout. Sapp's initial success with his intimidating, blind chase-and-punch method slowly petered out into disqualifications for bullrushing and punching after referee breaks. Additionally, experienced opponents discovered Sapp's weak points—his weak chin and legs. In what marked the beginning of his K-1 decline, Sapp was knocked out by Croatian Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic in 86 seconds at the March 30, 2003, Saitama event. After Filipovic landed several solid kicks to his sides and legs, an overhand left broke Sapp's orbital bone." |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 11:08am - davefromthegrave ""] CroCop is a tough motherfucker. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 11:22am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Eh, everyone has their day with these matches, because it's real fighting. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the guys cry out in pain, but they never publicize that. Sapp gets props for appearing in a Takashi Miike film. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 11:26am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] sapp is huge but he isnt exactly that tough. no skill at all. he drops like a bitch when he gets hit decently. although a broken orbital bone would drop any one of you people too so you cant really fault him for that. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 11:37am - Hooker nli ""] ouchies |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 11:48am - SteveOTB ""] I disagree with biggest man you've ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP8uWqGXfH0&search=Khali |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 12:25pm - Morbid_Mike ""] Steve The Undertaker will always be #1 and secondly Cro Cop is the baddest of the bad if he could only beat that ass clown Fedor he would be #1 in the world. But someone everyone should watch because I believe he is the next big thing is Brandan "The Truth" Vera. He's chrasmatic and he can fuck people up. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 12:47pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] TheGreatSpaldino said:sapp is huge but he isnt exactly that tough. no skill at all. he drops like a bitch when he gets hit decently. although a broken orbital bone would drop any one of you people too so you cant really fault him for that. Well, almost any hit one of those guys make would drop any of US hehe. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 1:56pm - sacreligion ""] Morbid_Mike said:Steve The Undertaker will always be #1 and secondly Cro Cop is the baddest of the bad if he could only beat that ass clown Fedor he would be #1 in the world. But someone everyone should watch because I believe he is the next big thing is Brandan "The Truth" Vera. He's chrasmatic and he can fuck people up. he aint talking bout the undertaker. . . . . |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 2:46pm - Morbid_Mike ""] sacreligion said:Morbid_Mike said:Steve The Undertaker will always be #1 and secondly Cro Cop is the baddest of the bad if he could only beat that ass clown Fedor he would be #1 in the world. But someone everyone should watch because I believe he is the next big thing is Brandan "The Truth" Vera. He's chrasmatic and he can fuck people up. he aint talking bout the undertaker. . . . . NO WAY REALLY! I have a brain man but anyone named MORBID mike might have and affinity for MR Mark Callaway! p.s. I used to pro wrestle and the Undertaker was my number one superstar to rip off! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 2:46pm - Morbid_Mike ""] And on top of that the Freat Kahli is a filthy fucking MUSLIM! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:02pm - sacreligion ""] nah man he's from a mountain town in northern india he's probably pagan plus, he beat the undertaker's ass...and could tear your arms off |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:11pm - Morbid_Mike ""] sacreligion said:nah man he's from a mountain town in northern india he's probably pagan plus, he beat the undertaker's ass...and could tear your arms off He could try but I know much too much about the human anatomy to let that happen three pounds of pressure an ears gone! Even less for an eye! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:12pm - sacreligion ""] i think it's more than 3 pounds...i just pulled on my ear pretty hard and it's still there |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:15pm - Morbid_Mike ""] No I am quite sure my friend. Obviously you are going to stop yourself before your ear rips off and either way yea The Great Kahli is huge but fuck him he's a pro wrestler have him fight Fedor and I bet he gets beat badly! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:39pm - sacreligion ""] no way dude...he's not even strong enough to knock him over, or even make a dent for that matter if fedor came near khali it'd be like robot chicken's "most one-sided fist fights" |
| _____________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:47pm - mOe ""] OH YEAH!? well my dad can beat up your dad! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:48pm - brian_dc ""] ha...I was gonna say that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:49pm - RichHorror ""] I think it's funny how many people on here and quick to call the dude a pussy for going down like that. I had no idea there were so many professional shootfighters on this board. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:50pm - brian_dc ""] seriously. And he broke a fucking bone that holds your eye in place... |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:51pm - SteveOTB ""] Yeah well Kahli is a murderer (technically). He killed someone in the ring by accident. The guy died from his injuries. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:51pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, breaking your orbital bone is no joke. I know a little bit about it... and thats's no easy rehab. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:52pm - powerkok ""] sacreligion said:no way dude...he's not even strong enough to knock him over, or even make a dent for that matter if fedor came near khali it'd be like robot chicken's "most one-sided fist fights" you are not serious?! Fedor would turn that tall freak into a pile of goo with one punch. Theres a big difference in being big and jacked, than being a GREAT fighter. Size has nothing to do with it. And your Undertaker comment is laughable. Let me fill you in on something.....WRESTLING IS FAKE. IT IS A SHOW. nothing more. The Undertaker lost, because his script advised him to do so. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:52pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] If you broke your orbital bone, chances are you'd be bawling involuntarily anyway due to the stress on your optic nerve. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:53pm - powerkok ""] Sapp is an overgrown ape, that got ktfo'd by Kimo, a 250 lb mediocre fighter, with no gas. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:53pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah. Ken Shamrock didn't kill that big goof and every other jamoke he was in the ring with because he was getting a paycheck. If it was in UFC or PRIDE... oh boy. So much death. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:54pm - sacreligion ""] wrestling's fake?! oh my god dude...my life is over ass if you're a great fighter you can do all you want but if someone can tear off your arms it's kinda one-sided |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:54pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Eh, I've seen smaller fighters take out larger fighters many times. And champions get taken down by mediocre guys. That's how fickle a real fight can be. That's why the real ones rarely last long. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:56pm - sacreligion ""] yeah...but this dude is like 7'4 and weighs something like 450 pounds maybe if you broke his legs with a bat you'd stand a chance |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:56pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Also, just because wrestling is fake, does not by any means imply that WWE and other pro wrestlers (who do it for show) are weak. As fake as it is, you still have to take a pretty heavy beating and know what you are doing. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:56pm - SteveOTB ""] I wouldn't say wrestling is fake, that's real blood, those are real chairs, and those wrestlers really get hurt. Granted the matches are planed and it is scripted but seriously if there was no type of story or anything for the matches I think it would get pretty boring and some of these matches wouldn't even have a build up to them. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:57pm - RichHorror ""] Skill beats size. Always. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:57pm - sacreligion ""] yeah...professional wrestlers are some of the best-conditioned athletes in the world |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:58pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] sacreligion said:yeah...but this dude is like 7'4 and weighs something like 450 pounds Being Large sized means he suffers a -1 to his Armor Class, -1 to his attacks, but does get a +4 Grappling bonus and Reach. This is not Bob Sapp's first loss. Won't be the last. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:59pm - sacreligion ""] -1 to his armor class? that dude is like pure muscle im tellin ya dude he'll just tear your arms off |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 3:59pm - RichHorror ""] He can always pray for a saving throw. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:00pm - sacreligion ""] what if he has an amulet of infinite stat points? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:04pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] sacreligion said:-1 to his armor class? that dude is like pure muscle im tellin ya dude he'll just tear your arms off The -1 to his AC comes from the fact he is Large sized, and an easier target to hit. Humans do not normally receive a natural armor bonus, regardless of how muscled they are. You can purchase a Feat to gain natural armor, but Bob Sapp must have used his supply up. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:05pm - RichHorror ""] Man, I want to start a campaign so ba-- I mean, roleplaying games?! What the fuck, are you faggots serious? Go get laid. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:06pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I'm a 26 year veteran RPG faggot, and for most of that time, I could not get laid. Then I discovered the fine art of drink spiking. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:07pm - powerkok ""] wresters are in good shape.....cage fighters are in great shape....there is a difference, its called stamina. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:07pm - RichHorror ""] Man, I could never find enough people that did it for fun. My circle always consisted of nothing but rules nazis. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:13pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] My group plays for fun, rules are good to know and fun to keep it balanced (especially with the very wankable new edition), but we've pretty much kicked out all the rules lawyers over the years whose idea of a game is looking up stuff to get in a pissing contest with the DM, as opposed to playing their character and having a good time, and letting the DM have a little control over the game he put so much time into. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:16pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] powerkok said:wresters are in good shape.....cage fighters are in great shape....there is a difference, its called stamina. Some of them were one before the other, too, we can't forget that. I've always noticed that most cage, Pride, or mixed-martial arts fights that I watch, seem to be settled by how quickly you can apply your finishing hold. Ground and pound mayhem. That's why they are so quick, and very rarely do you see a fighter in those leagues with an outstanding, durable record, because so many are equally matched in talent, physique and technique. I wish Bas Rutten would fight some more. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:20pm - powerkok ""] Bas is the man....he's traing in cali now, and I believe he still trains his Neder-fighters as well. Bas is my favorite fighter of all time, what an efficent fighting machine, and a smart man. you dont find that very often. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 12,2006 4:22pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Nice, another Bas fan! You remember that special on TV, he was training that guy 'the Hammer' and that other guy (I forget the name) who later pussed out and quit? |