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When people you went to school with fail miserably

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[Mar 28,2008 8:42am - Karma-Enema  ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:
Karma-Enema said:
no. i take that back.
in all seriousness you got skillz man.
whatever shit storms i stir here let me take that one back.
my conscience compells the truth.
though i am not a fan of scratchy illegible logos your vision is solid and your work on a whole is clean and professional.
busting your ass is the only respectable way of honing ones craft
into something grand and i respect the dedication, time, patience and effort it takes to do what you do.
but i still think your an asshole:middlefinger:



So what was the point of all the senseless bashing? I didn't take one bit of it seriously at all, obviously, but you've got me a bit stumped as to why you'd go to such great lengths. So...thanks? I think?

As far as me being an asshole, take a step back and look at the situation: you got worked up over a dead baby joke. I made another dead baby joke, stating clearly that it was a joke, and you got even more worked up, resulting in quite the snowball effect of you getting pissed off at everyone in here for having a good time like we're all supposed to. Does my morbid sense of humor make me an asshole, even though it does not reflect my personal views and morale? Anyone can have the most vulgar, vile, morbid sense of humor but still be a good person...but I digress...I really don't care if you think I'm an asshole no matter what the reason is, because those who KNOW me can justifiably say I'm quite the opposite, and the world keeps turning.



taking a step back goes beyond yesterday. but a joke born from a father throwing his infant child against a wall is in the poorest of taste, good person or not.

Do you think i am an asshole? If so it is for the same reasons. Talking shit about someone we dont know.
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[Mar 28,2008 9:18am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i think its time for 9 rounds of bear-knuckle boxing. otherwise both of you STFU.
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[Mar 28,2008 9:49am - Karma-Enema  ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:i think its time for 9 rounds of bear-knuckle boxing. otherwise both of you STFU.


fuck you inbred. arent there cows you need to tip? or sheep that have gone too long without your company?

there are also those potential fans for you to ignore......
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[Mar 28,2008 10:08am - SkinSandwich ""]

corpus_colostomy said:a girl who I banged in the ass in highschool does porno now. she dropped out of franklin and marshall to pursue a job in the industry and now gets caved in by doods with hogans twice my size. glad i got to break'er in first..highschool ruled!


Videos please, K? tanks.
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[Mar 28,2008 10:25am - C.DEAD  ""]

SkinSandwich said:
corpus_colostomy said:a girl who I banged in the ass in highschool does porno now. she dropped out of franklin and marshall to pursue a job in the industry and now gets caved in by doods with hogans twice my size. glad i got to break'er in first..highschool ruled!


Videos please, K? tanks.



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[Mar 28,2008 10:44am - This_Is_Heresy ""]

Karma-Enema said:
This_Is_Heresy said:I sincerely wish I remembered laughing at your gay friend's shitty band.

whys that?



Well, now that I think about it, it would have made this whole thing a lot easier. I could either be like "Oh hey, we were laughing at something else at the time, no offense meant." (which would be the most likely case) OR I could say "Yep, I remember that group of ass clowns" and continue to laugh.

But because of the anonymity, I feel I have to say closer to the latter and thus no progress can be made.
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[Mar 28,2008 11:08am - Karma-Enema  ""]

This_Is_Heresy said:
Karma-Enema said:
This_Is_Heresy said:I sincerely wish I remembered laughing at your gay friend's shitty band.

whys that?



Well, now that I think about it, it would have made this whole thing a lot easier. I could either be like "Oh hey, we were laughing at something else at the time, no offense meant." (which would be the most likely case) OR I could say "Yep, I remember that group of ass clowns" and continue to laugh.

But because of the anonymity, I feel I have to say closer to the latter and thus no progress can be made.



gotcha.....if they were that worried about it they would have approached you fist first.
unfortunately anonymity is necessary. they dont want to be involved with what i do, though they find great amusement in it.

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[Mar 28,2008 11:38am - This_Is_Heresy ""]

Karma-Enema said:
This_Is_Heresy said:
Karma-Enema said:
This_Is_Heresy said:I sincerely wish I remembered laughing at your gay friend's shitty band.

whys that?



Well, now that I think about it, it would have made this whole thing a lot easier. I could either be like "Oh hey, we were laughing at something else at the time, no offense meant." (which would be the most likely case) OR I could say "Yep, I remember that group of ass clowns" and continue to laugh.

But because of the anonymity, I feel I have to say closer to the latter and thus no progress can be made.



gotcha.....if they were that worried about it they would have approached you fist first.
unfortunately anonymity is necessary. they dont want to be involved with what i do, though they find great amusement in it.




Fist first. Right. That would have ended in my personal amusement.
And the circles continue.

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[Mar 28,2008 11:46am - This_Is_Heresy ""]
Also:


bennyhillifier
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[Mar 28,2008 12:09pm - Karma-Enema  ""]

This_Is_Heresy said:
Karma-Enema said:
This_Is_Heresy said:
Karma-Enema said:
This_Is_Heresy said:I sincerely wish I remembered laughing at your gay friend's shitty band.

whys that?



Well, now that I think about it, it would have made this whole thing a lot easier. I could either be like "Oh hey, we were laughing at something else at the time, no offense meant." (which would be the most likely case) OR I could say "Yep, I remember that group of ass clowns" and continue to laugh.

But because of the anonymity, I feel I have to say closer to the latter and thus no progress can be made.



gotcha.....if they were that worried about it they would have approached you fist first.
unfortunately anonymity is necessary. they dont want to be involved with what i do, though they find great amusement in it.




Fist first. Right. That would have ended in my personal amusement.
And the circles continue.




amusing i guess if your into that sort of thing......make no mistake, if they cared THAT much....you would know.
yawn


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[Mar 28,2008 12:20pm - This_Is_Heresy ""]
Scary! Tell me another story daddy. This time with a ghost in it.

Whatever.
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[Mar 28,2008 1:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

i only tip hot waitresses.
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[Mar 28,2008 1:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
HAI GUYS, WHUT'S GOIN ON IN DIS THREAD?!?!??!?
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[Mar 28,2008 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:HAI GUYS, WHUT'S GOIN ON IN DIS THREAD?!?!??!?


:krusty::gun:
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[Mar 28,2008 1:34pm - xmikex ""]

Karma-Enema said:
well what can i say you seem to have all bases covered....cept the one where you actually have a kid.



Fine. If it makes you feel better I will have a kid just to win an argument on the internet. Send your wife over so I can blast a demon seed in her. Then in 9 months we'll see which one of us makes father of the year.

effortless......dare i start an anonymous thread asking parents out there how little effort it takes? hmmmmm i think you know how that would go.


Yeah, it'd go slowly, with you typing one finger at a time.

rhetoric and sentence structure are words I don't understand...........


fixed.

being a mom isnt a career


You got that right.

and your point with the popsicles eludes me.


Why? Are you a pudding pop man?

and as for that last bit that sounded like a quote from thorns lyrics or something

That last part was hilarious. If I stole any of that from anywhere it was from Sports Center quotes. Have your kid make you a sense of humor in arts & crafts class.

And I said cheers to you. The nerve of you not returning the favor.
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[Mar 28,2008 1:43pm - dreadkill ""]
hahaha, pudding pop man
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[Mar 28,2008 2:00pm - the_reverend ""]
hey, I'm in that video up there.
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[Mar 28,2008 2:26pm - This_Is_Heresy ""]

xmikex said: Have your kid make you a sense of humor in arts & crafts class.




WINWINWIN!!:bow:
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[Mar 28,2008 3:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
:CHEERS:
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[Mar 29,2008 11:11am - Karma--Enema  ""]

xmikex said:
Karma-Enema said:
well what can i say you seem to have all bases covered....cept the one where you actually have a kid.



Fine. If it makes you feel better I will have a kid just to win an argument on the internet. Send your wife over so I can blast a demon seed in her. Then in 9 months we'll see which one of us makes father of the year.

effortless......dare i start an anonymous thread asking parents out there how little effort it takes? hmmmmm i think you know how that would go.



Yeah, it'd go slowly, with you typing one finger at a time.

rhetoric and sentence structure are words I don't understand...........


fixed.

being a mom isnt a career


You got that right.

and your point with the popsicles eludes me.


Why? Are you a pudding pop man?

and as for that last bit that sounded like a quote from thorns lyrics or something

That last part was hilarious. If I stole any of that from anywhere it was from Sports Center quotes. Have your kid make you a sense of humor in arts & crafts class.

And I said cheers to you. The nerve of you not returning the favor.



mmmmk you defended your self so well....and way to enlighten me on the popsicles.....there is having a point and being a tard.....im leaning towards the latter....
yay lets all applaud the man with stunted affect ! win win win win win
win . yay your ALL winners.
lol
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[Mar 29,2008 1:14pm - DrewBlood ""]
hey guys! whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?



i don't have a corvette in my garage!
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[Mar 29,2008 1:29pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
i am there too rev!! getting punched in the dome piece by the lovable crowbilly
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[Mar 29,2008 4:18pm - Dankill  ""]
Some kids I went to High School with:
One dropped so much acid he is locked up in a rubber room.
Another guy is in jail for armed robbery on a number of banks and for banging 13 year old girls.
One should have just gotten out of jail after five years for selling E down around the Cape.
One died after her and her bf hit a tree so hard it ripped the car in half. They left behind a year old daughter.
One kid joined the Marines and did two tours in Iraq and re-uped for Round Three.
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[Mar 29,2008 11:50pm - i_am_lazy  ""]

corpus_colostomy said:a girl who I banged in the ass in highschool does porno now. she dropped out of franklin and marshall to pursue a job in the industry and now gets caved in by doods with hogans twice my size. glad i got to break'er in first..highschool ruled!


This post is useless without pics.

Or at least a name.
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[Mar 30,2008 10:32am - pam nli  ""]
At least 10 kids I went to high school with have either been murdered or overdosed in the last 10 years. Go, Quincy.
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[Mar 30,2008 1:58pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
i know what you're sayin, corpus...

anal was SO high school
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[Mar 31,2008 8:54am - xmikex ""]

Karma--Enema said:
mmmmk you defended your self so well....and way to enlighten me on the popsicles.....



So this is what it all boils down to? Popsicles? Alright....

My original Quote said:Being a mom isn't a career. It's a baby sitter that has to pay for her own free popsicles.


When you have some 13 year old babysit your kids you offer them $5 an hour and free popsicles out of the freezer. It's a great perk for someone who doesn't know they're being paid below minimum wage. My point is that a "full time mommy" (as I've seen listed as an occupation on the myspace profiles of fat useless messes that I went to high school with) is a baby sitter that can't even claim the privilege of free popsicles because in essence she's the one paying for them.

Of course the whole thing is turned upside down if you're at Karma Enema's house. All popsicle, and nonessential snack funds goto high speed internet access so daddy can get pwned on the interweb.
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SHA-LA-LA-LAAA
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[Mar 31,2008 10:00am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i miss freezepops
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[Mar 31,2008 10:36am - xmikex ""]
A look at my graduating class:

Fail:
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Fail:
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Gaining 100 lbs Fail:
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Tried to kill himself with a cafeteria plastic knife, now responsible for the lives of several children Fail:
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Didn't even wait to have a baby to get bloated Fail:
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FAIL:
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Mr. Important Athlete Guy, now doing nothing with his life except going bald:
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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[Mar 31,2008 3:44pm - tbone_r nli  ""]

xmikex said:A look at my graduating class:

Gaining 100 lbs Fail:
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she was in your graduating class? how fucking old are you? 35? 40?
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[Mar 31,2008 3:50pm - xmikex ""]

tbone_r%20nli said:
she was in your graduating class? how fucking old are you? 35? 40?



HAHA, Michelle said the exact same thing. I turn 26 next month. I can't believe how badly some of these kids aged.
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[Mar 31,2008 5:51pm - SkinSandwich ""]
OOOOOHHHHH LOOORRDY! THAT BLACK BITCH GONE DONE AND RUINED CHRISTMAS!
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[Mar 31,2008 7:37pm - Dankill  ""]

xmikex said:
tbone_r%20nli said:
she was in your graduating class? how fucking old are you? 35? 40?



HAHA, Michelle said the exact same thing. I turn 26 next month. I can't believe how badly some of these kids aged.



HAHAHAHAHA, Funny you should say that. I'm the same age as you and it's true. Some kids from my class and even younger have already aged HORRIBLY.
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[Mar 31,2008 7:44pm - the_reverend ""]
thug lizzife!

I should myspace and look for my class.
it would be hilarious I'm sure.
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[Mar 31,2008 7:46pm - RichHorror ""]
Everyone I went to school with is doing way better than me. MySpace stabbed me in the back.
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[Mar 31,2008 7:58pm - the_reverend ""]
you don't know that
they are probably finding your picture
and posting it in their message board
about "when people you went to school with fail miserably"
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[Mar 31,2008 7:59pm - RichHorror ""]
You just agreed with me, you idiot.
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[Mar 31,2008 8:35pm - xmikex ""]

SkinSandwich said:OOOOOHHHHH LOOORRDY! THAT BLACK BITCH GONE DONE AND RUINED CHRISTMAS!


HAHAHA!!

DA BABY JESUS DONE GONE SPUN IN HIS GRAVE
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[Mar 31,2008 9:27pm - dreadkill ""]

RichHorror said:You just agreed with me, you idiot.
hahahahahaha, acid is a helluva drug. aaron is living proof.
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[Mar 31,2008 9:28pm - the_reverend ""]
I was hoping to make it worse for you.
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[Mar 31,2008 9:28pm - dreadkill ""]

xmikex said:
SHA-LA-LA-LAAA

possibly the best thing in this thread.

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