IWRESTLEDABEARONCE Announces 'Musical Shift' To Black Metal[views:15928][posts:158]___________________________________ [May 18,2011 3:38am - poopshit ""] i guess you guys didn't read all of the link then. right after the paragraph about turning BM, they then go and talk about their new album and how it's very similar to the last one etc. not like they won't still suck old hobo's ballbags or anything.... |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 5:24am - spaldino ""] these guys are totally trying to troll. too bad Cephalic Carnage did it before them... and before that Impaled Northern Moonforest... way to be like... 6+ years late to the party, faggots. |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 6:44am - ouchdrummer ""] poopshit said:i guess you guys didn't read all of the link then. right after the paragraph about turning BM, they then go and talk about their new album and how it's very similar to the last one etc. not like they won't still suck old hobo's ballbags or anything.... YOU'RE RIGHT!! I DIDN'T read the whole story, i read just the blurb that was quoted in the original post... and that was enough for me. Why would i spend the time clicking a link that discusses Iwrestled...'s style change? Fuck this band. |
| ______________________________ [May 18,2011 8:21am - blue ""] I just started liking this band A LOT more. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 8:34am - spaldino ""] they are fucking awful. they get publicity because they have some cumdumpster for a vocalist. this is a total troll and they will remain to be fucking awful. they arent brutal or good. please cast them into the sun. |
| _________________________________ [May 18,2011 8:48am - eddnli ""] Black metallers need to realize they're not special and not a part of anything "greater." I accuse the thousands of nameless faces that felt as if they were a part of some movement or brotherhood. Guess what? You weren’t. You only felt that way because of the obscurity. “Your” genera was whored from the beginning. FACT! There is no difference between what’s going on now, than from its conception. At least the originals were innovative. This band won’t be. black metallers are worse than punks for fucks sake. you people don't own anything |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 8:55am - arilliusbm ""] There's no difference between 1st wave BM and today's BM? Are you on crack? |
| __________________________________________________ [May 18,2011 8:56am - aril‘s personal fluffer ""] this is hilarious |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 8:56am - arilliusbm ""] That's like saying 1950s rock is the same as 1970s rock. Does not compute. |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 8:59am - ouchdrummer ""] it's not the same sonically, but the elitism needs to go. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:00am - arilliusbm ""] Elitism died around 2005. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:04am - Alx_Casket ""] aril, can you make a new thread with a visual timeline of black metal? I'd be very interested to see this. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:05am - spaldino ""] BLACK METAL DIED IN THE 80'S! |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:06am - arilliusbm ""] That would be full of lulz. |
| _________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:07am - eddnli ""] ouchdrummer said:it's not the same sonically, but the elitism needs to go. Its not really the elitism thats annoying, its the pure unholy fucking sense of entitlement that comes with it. |
| __________________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:09am - largefreakatzero ""] Regardless of if the trend-hop is real or troll, all members of this band should be beaten to unconsciousness or death. |
| _________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:11am - eddnli ""] arilliusbm said:There's no difference between 1st wave BM and today's BM? Are you on crack? never been to the money cult of mayhem? (i like deathcrush as much as the next guy) |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:14am - arilliusbm ""] Les Légions Noires or gtfo. |
| _____________________________ [May 18,2011 9:16am - pam ""] Slag said:Your genre was/is/has been a joke for years. Get over it. Who gives a fuck. Listen to music, care less. this. |
| __________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:22am - brian_dc ""] I like the cut of Slag's jib. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:22am - arilliusbm ""] if anything, i agree but am being an opinionated douche about it because the direction metal is going in angers me. never going to let it go, as pessimism is where it's at when it comes to a watered down shit genre of music. |
| _______________________________ [May 18,2011 9:25am - Pires ""] "It's still real to me damnit!" |
| ______________________________ [May 18,2011 9:27am - blue ""] I'm gonna go listen to Morbid Tales & Blood Fire Death and think about how much everything after suuuucks |
| __________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:27am - brian_dc ""] There will be real stuff so long as people who care about it still make it. The garbage will pass and new garbage will be born. Put yourself outside it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:27am - arilliusbm ""] be a crotchety old man / whiney bitch about it or gtfo niggas. If someone really likes metal, they should care about conserving it and preserving its values. I know most will disagree with this, but oh well. |
| _____________________________ [May 18,2011 9:29am - pam ""] But if there weren't curmudgeonly men like you to piss off, would this band even exist? Therefor you are destroying black metal, Aril...nice fucking job. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:32am - arilliusbm ""] I do. Never heard what this band sounds like nor do I care. I listen to what I like, ands it's usually the classics. That being said, nothings going to stop me from caring about how metal is dying. I've been LOLing about black metal for years. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:40am - arilliusbm ""] Only typing too much about something that doesn't really matter is real. |
| ________________________________ [May 18,2011 9:49am - burnsy ""] Iwrestledabbathonce |
| ___________________________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:11am - aril‘s personal fluffer ""] theres a difference between being an elitist and being annoyed that a metalcore band goes from a joke of a genre(metalcore) to a not-so-much of a joke of a genre(black metal). |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:14am - eddnlie ""] arilliusbm said:I do. Never heard what this band sounds like nor do I care. I listen to what I like, ands it's usually the classics. That being said, nothings going to stop me from caring about how metal is dying. I've been LOLing about black metal for years. "If someone really likes metal, they should care about conserving it and preserving its values." |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:17am - arilliusbm ""] *slowly walks away from thread* my trolljob is done here. carry on. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:17am - eddnlie ""] aril‘s%20personal%20fluffer said:theres a difference between being an elitist and being annoyed that a metalcore band goes from a joke of a genre(metalcore) to a not-so-much of a joke of a genre(black metal). haha i forgot this thread was about that. I just don't like the black metal elitist subculture so i'm being a dick. I think this is gay as much as aril. |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:20am - arilliusbm ""] totally gay. after all, real black metal is about sodomy. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:21am - brian_dc ""] Also, metalcore was briefly a respectable genre...like 20 years ago. |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:21am - Alx_Casket ""] Cool predicted loop closing bro. iwrestledabarothnce |
| _______________________________ [May 18,2011 10:22am - ark ""] jim, you're too much. metal has been mocked from the 60's and metalheads in the 80's were complaining about the "direction it's going in" and guess what, there are still amazing bands making great albums. it's following the natural evolution of music. look at great blues musicians, their music was taken and sold off as something else, and 100 years later, there are still great blues musicians making great recordings. one rule of art is the more patrons it has, the less value it has. most metal is recycled garbage, it's not immune to art evolution. look at any genre of music and it's all saturated with bullshit because the cost of entry into music is so goddamn low these days. specifically to black metal, i'm with slag and eddie. a long time ago in a galaxy far far away it was created, but it still followed law of musical evolution and stole from someone else. the sound is defining and immortal but the ideas will morph and change. jim i totally agree if someone likes metal they should conserve it. i do that. you can't control what other people do with it and it's a waste of life to care about it. well, this band wins troll of the month award for this publicity stunt. i will continue to listen to good bands and not give a fuck! |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:23am - eddnlie ""] arilliusbm said:totally gay. after all, real black metal is about sodomy. black metal music = freedom black metal subculture = entitlement |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:24am - arilliusbm ""] Any form of elitism is dumb. Some of my typings may br borderline elitism, and for that I apologize. Again, trying to be the voice of reason that everyone likes to hate. |
| _______________________________ [May 18,2011 10:26am - ark ""] you're 100% right about how hip hop's evolution parallels black metal's evolution. it's almost too similar. |
| _______________________________ [May 18,2011 10:28am - ark ""] nah jim it's a good discussion even though it's a total repost. elitism is only wrong when you don't think you are "different" but instead think you are "better". |
| ______________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:30am - The_Rooster ""] Pretty sure this is an attempt at humor. |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:32am - arilliusbm ""] I agree with what you said, but must add that there are simply too many bands now. Yes, filter em out, and yes there are still amazing bands. But it's not like it was in the 80s. Or 90s for that matter. Alx Casket nailed it earlier when he mentioned file sharing. Both good and bad. I know for a fact that most modern BM fans wouldn't have discovered it it werent for downloading. |
| ____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:32am - narkybark ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [May 18,2011 10:32am - ark ""] also an attempt at pissing off elitists, pretty sure they succeeded. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:32am - eddnlie ""] ark said:nah jim it's a good discussion even though it's a total repost. elitism is only wrong when you don't think you are "different" but instead think you are "better". is this the dark legions or rttp? |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:34am - arilliusbm ""] You guys can label me as an elitist if you want. Frankly, I don't give a fuck. I'm a realist and a metalhead. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:36am - eddnlie ""] arilliusbm said:I agree with what you said, but must add that there are simply too many bands now. Yes, filter em out, and yes there are still amazing bands. But it's not like it was in the 80s. Or 90s for that matter. Alx Casket nailed it earlier when he mentioned file sharing. Both good and bad. I know for a fact that most modern BM fans wouldn't have discovered it it werent for downloading. meh, if they weren't downloading they'd be cassette trading. thing with posers is that they aren't able to tell whats good or not outside classics. |
| _____________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:36am - Alx_Casket ""] @ark: How is elitism ever right? In Lady Gaga's "Born This Way," the message she's positing is that everyone is different, and that makes us all the same. |
| ___________________________________ [May 18,2011 10:36am - eddnlie ""] arilliusbm said:You guys can label me as an elitist if you want. Frankly, I don't give a fuck. I'm a realist and a metalhead. nobody has called you anything. |