vattnet viskar is even gayer than we thought[views:34974][posts:158]________________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:35pm - vattnet gaybar ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:38pm - Lamp ""] These threads are almost as dumb as all the GSS bullshit on this board |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:38pm - returntothepiss ""] well at least they took the high road. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:40pm - lol lol ""] Liturgy of new england. Lynch at next show please |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:43pm - amorok666 ""] Not enough humming birds on the left |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:45pm - chernobyl ""] I don't get it because the majority of people who make fun of them.. A. have had sex or have girlfriends B. have jobs and do not live with their mothers. C. Wearing V necks is as gay as wearing jeans with precuts and stains in them. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:47pm - chernobyl ""] also whoever judges a band based on the instruments and amps they choose is a fucking moron unless they are playing like pink fender amps or something. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 5:52pm - Chriskah ""] CAN WE GET ON THIS? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 6:02pm - assbagger ""] LOL @ bands compaining about ANYTHING after landing a major record deal. fucking dickbags. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 6:12pm - STLUCIFUREVA ""] Lamp said:These threads are almost as dumb as all the GSS bullshit on this board You called ? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 6:41pm - Alx_Casket ""] I'm in the process of starting a black metal band that looks like this in order to attract attention away from V.V. [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2012 7:03pm - mattvc ""] chernobyl said:also whoever judges a band based on the instruments and amps they choose is a fucking moron unless they are playing like pink fender amps or something. There's something to be said about bands that expect to be taken seriously but play through gear that makes them sound like shit. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2012 7:05pm - KEVORD ""] I give it less than two years till they're in all black wearing spikes just like Abigail Williams. Just like every deathcore band that wants to call themselves just death metal now. Cause once the trend is over all that's left is the diehards who like shit stupid, campy, and trve. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 7:06pm - chernobyl ""] mattvc said: chernobyl said:also whoever judges a band based on the instruments and amps they choose is a fucking moron unless they are playing like pink fender amps or something. There's something to be said about bands that expect to be taken seriously but play through gear that makes them sound like shit. You're right but I guess I kind of made that post based on their distaste for BC Riches and how they look solely. Its like saying they met someone who said "you have to have a BC rich to play a certain genre of metal" |
| _________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 9:26pm - chriskar ""] chernobyl said: mattvc said: chernobyl said:also whoever judges a band based on the instruments and amps they choose is a fucking moron unless they are playing like pink fender amps or something. There's something to be said about bands that expect to be taken seriously but play through gear that makes them sound like shit. You're right but I guess I kind of made that post based on their distaste for BC Riches and how they look solely. Its like saying they met someone who said "you have to have a BC rich to play a certain genre of metal" wouldn't that be like saying "you have to wear a certain type of clothing to play a certain genre of metal"? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 9:30pm - chernobyl ""] chriskar said: chernobyl said: mattvc said: chernobyl said:also whoever judges a band based on the instruments and amps they choose is a fucking moron unless they are playing like pink fender amps or something. There's something to be said about bands that expect to be taken seriously but play through gear that makes them sound like shit. You're right but I guess I kind of made that post based on their distaste for BC Riches and how they look solely. Its like saying they met someone who said "you have to have a BC rich to play a certain genre of metal" wouldn't that be like saying "you have to wear a certain type of clothing to play a certain genre of metal"? Touche. V-necks suck though dude. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 9:33pm - chriskar ""] but they show off my sweet chest tattoo dude. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 9:42pm - chernobyl ""] Is it written in cursive and does it say something like "Faith in stuff" or whatever the fuck those things say tied with brass knuckles. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 9:55pm - chriskar ""] I WISH! I've never seen that before! DAMNIT. i wish i would've thought of that. can someone from RTTP come and dress me every morning? I think that might help our image a bit. I'm willing to offer droning monotonous repetitive boring guitar riffs as payment. first come first serve. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 10:14pm - nekronaut ""] You want a job as VV stylist? YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY, YOU GOT THE JOB! [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 10:21pm - Burnsy ""] Bahahaha, win. I was hoping that would be the image . |
| ________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 10:45pm - xmikex ""] Think about why people hate Liturgy so much... They lead the charge for a whole faux-BM movement. Go out of their way to play with everyone but metal bands. Go out of their way to not even promote to metal fans. Go out of their way to dress and act differently from every BM band on the planet. Go out of their way to differentiate themselves from black metal and become it's intellectual superior (fail and turn into an ultimo running joke forever). Then they then turn around and ask "but why black metals no like us? :C" Now enter a band that rode the trendy faux-BM wave at just the right time and with just the right amount of chest hair exposed to cash in bigtime on the hardwork of other terrible bands and score a deal with a high profile (lol) record label. I had never heard your band before today, and I don't even hate it. But if you want to know why no one here likes you, do the math. Also there is only 1 tr00 BM band on Century Media [img] All else are burned and died |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 11:03pm - nekroxinBastard245nli you morbid? ""] I will not let faggotry into my scene! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 11:12pm - chriskar ""] LOL at cash in big time. Yeah, our advance rivals Ghost's. Honestly, i've never been more poor in my life. You obviously have no idea how the music industry works when a huge label signs a small NH band. I hadn't heard Liturgy until about a year ago. Assume all you guys want, but Liturgy has never influenced me in any way. Frankly, i think they suck and sound even worse live. I'm 29. As far as our choice of shows, i grew up in a time in this area(99-2002) when shows weren't 4 or 8 of the same type of band on one show. I never understood why someone would want to go see 5 hardcore bands on the same bill...same with metal, or even subgenres of that. So you all might think of it one way, but in booking i see it another. Diverse shows are more fun, and draw a more diverse crowd. And we always try and promote other bands we meet and think are amazing. assume what you will guys, but ive grown up on metal my whole life. from my first tape i ever bought to my discovering "black metal" when i first heard Emperor at the age of 13. We started this band trying to accomplish one thing, but it ended up being something different...if you hate it, thats cool, if not, even cooler. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 11:18pm - chriskar ""] on a serious note...who's gonna dress me in the morning? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 11:37pm - Burnsy ""] Ya mum, kid. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 11:45pm - chriskar ""] MIKE. DRESS ME. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 4,2012 11:52pm - xmikex ""] This is a Stuck Mojo thread. I can't help you if you don't stay on topic. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 12:32am - i_am_not_me ""] ...wait, Vattnet's on Century Media now? How'd I miss that? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 8:26am - arillius_the_brown ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 8:31am - arillius_the_brown ""] [IMG] http://i.qkme.me/3pl65a.jpg[/IMG] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 8:32am - arillius_the_brown ""] arillius_the_brown said:[img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 8:50am - quintessence ""] Why don't you just shut up and play instead of crying cause you aren't fitting into the label you have given yourself looking for acceptance. You are not black metal because you do not possess the values and spirit and MINDSET of black metal. Which above all is a complete and total fuck off attitude towards people and and "fans" All of this whining proves it. Not to mention your music... You deserve all the trolling from this board. Good day. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 9:16am - Alx_Casket ""] True Klingon black metal. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 9:44am - Hugo Dong ""] quintessence said:Why don't you just shut up and play instead of crying cause you aren't fitting into the label you have given yourself looking for acceptance. You are not black metal because you do not possess the values and spirit and MINDSET of black metal. Which above all is a complete and total fuck off attitude towards people and and "fans" All of this whining proves it. Not to mention your music... You deserve all the trolling from this board. Good day. LOL @ Total fuck off attitude towards fans. LOL at the same story from the same people who said the same stupid shit about a million other subsubgenres of music and just happen to be saying it about black metal now. LOL at people who define a subsubgenre in such a way that they can argue any band they don't like is not genuine. LOL at creating rules and definitions for genres that no current (or even actual originator) of said genre can live up to. LOL at the reality that black metal is the direct result of talentless metalheads listening to venom, hanging out at anthrax shows, and starting what amount to shitty punk bands in the name of metal. LOL at being so butthurt that a band playing mainstream music is having mainstream successs. LOL at thinking its crazy for a label that's put out nothing but mainstream metal for 15 years (maybe forever?) would sign a band that plays mainstream music and wants fans. LOL at the same shitty generic sell out whining. What's the point of creating for nobody? Fuck VV and fuck your ignorant arguments too. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 9:49am - xanonymousx ""] did they seriously write that? haha this thread is too funny. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 9:56am - arillius_the_brown ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 9:57am - posbleak ""] chriskar said: can someone from RTTP come and dress me every morning? I think that might help our image a bit. I'm willing to offer droning monotonous repetitive boring guitar riffs as payment. first come first serve. OH MY GOD PICK ME PICK ME DESIGNER SHROUDS FOR YOUR ENTIRE BAND |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 10:04am - arillius_the_brown ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 10:08am - butthurt bonanza ""] mothafuckas be wilin out in dis piece |
| ______________________________ [Jun 5,2012 10:24am - Lol ""] Wolves In The Throne Room: making falses start black metal bands since 2006 |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 10:24am - Happy Hipster ""] Vattnet Viskar is still miles above the other crappy black metal bands who post on this forum. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 10:34am - hotel management ""] Bring forth the spiked v-necks, and commence with the metallurgy [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 11:04am - trioxin_245 ""] this band still kills sign of the goat |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 11:43am - dreadkill ""] nekronaut said:You want a job as VV stylist? YOU GOT THE JOB BUDDY, YOU GOT THE JOB! [img] you can either eat that goddamn roast beef or you can go to bed |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 11:59am - Jealous Metalhead ""] "we sometimes don't play with other TRVE black metal bands" Yeah, you guys are the real deal alright. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 5,2012 12:04pm - MB ""] use of "TRVE" = instant disqualification |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 12:06pm - butthurt bonanza ""] Uattnet Uiskar ist TrVe |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 12:06pm - trioxin_245 ""] MB said:use of the 'weve actually had sex' argument = instant disqualification ANYONE can get laid people, what're we 11? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 5,2012 12:10pm - arillius_the_brown ""] Black metal chicks are/were easy to lay |