RTTP Fighting (me vs Dwyer) official thread.
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[Feb 13,2009 2:09pm - niccolai ""]
So.
I found a potential place that could host this, one of my dudes is trying to work out a deal.
It's still in the works, but if it goes through, this will be the best place to do it.
I have to work out procuring a ring, but I'm looking for possible cash sponsers that would be willing to set up a table and sell shit in return for fronting me some money to secure the ring, hall, etc.
Even if I haveto get some volunteers to help me build a ring, so be it.
The place has great live sound, and a full bar. They sell food, and can house probably about 1000 people.
I'm shooting for a mid-late summer date.
SO here's how it's gonna go down
I will be booking bands for this, Which will play before the fight.
I would like to get some decent local bands with a good turnout. if you want your 5th grade metalcore band with 4 friends to play, sorry but it won't cut it.
as it's looking like now, since this is a charity event and may be expensive to set up, I WILL PROBABLY NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO PAY BANDS. So if you think you're god's gift to metal and want to send me a message saying you want a 500 dollar garantee, I'm sorry but I don't think I can swing that.
However, you will be able to sell merch, CDs, and I'm not opposed to the idea of kissing booths or full-blown prostitution.
As for the fight details:
If it's happening, it's going to haveto be formal.
As fun as it would be for everyone to find everyone else in parking lots and smash bottles on eachother, I just dont see too much of a point.
It will be a gloved match, with three 5 minute rounds, or five 3 min rounds.
2 minute respite between each round.
I'm thinking 20 bucks a head. (not completely sure yet, i haveto figure costs first)
If i'm going to participate, procedes will be split between RTTP to pay for aarons server and domain expenses and The Outlook to raise awareness of how retarded it is that our culture thinks fighting is the most important thing in the world. (and yes, that means you tardfaces)
Fouls:
1. Butting with the head.
2. Eye gouging of any kind.
3. Biting.
4. Hair pulling.
5. Fish hooking.
6. Groin attacks of any kind.
7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
8. Small joint manipulation.
9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
13. Grabbing the clavicle.
14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
16. Stomping a grounded opponent.
17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
21. Spitting at an opponent.
22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
23. Holding the ropes or the fence.
24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat.
28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee.
29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
30. Interference by the corner.
31. Throwing in the towel during competition.
Ways To Win:
1. Submission by:
Physical tap out.
Verbal tap out.
2. Technical knockout by the referee stopping the contest.
3. Decision via the scorecards, including:
Unanimous decision.
Split decision.
Majority decision.
Draw, including:
Unanimous draw.
Majority draw.
Split draw.
4. Technical decision.
5. Technical draw.
6. Disqualification.
7. Forfeit.
8. No contest.
I will post any and all updates in this thread, I'm welcome to promotion ideas, band ideas, shirt ideas, etc.
[Feb 13,2009 2:15pm - W3 @ work ""]
I got a dime on Dwyer.
[Feb 13,2009 2:20pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Wanna do three 5 minute rounds, or five 3 min rounds?
[Feb 13,2009 2:30pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I'll wreck all you faggots, I'm the Fat Fedor.
[Feb 13,2009 2:47pm - W3 @ work ""]
lol i'll fight you jensen but in a pizza and beer gorge to the finish.
[Feb 13,2009 2:48pm - niccolai ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:Wanna do three 5 minute rounds, or five 3 min rounds?
5 3min rounds would be better.
even if we made it through a five minute somehow, we would be too drained. most professional fighters are tired after 5 minutes.
[Feb 13,2009 2:49pm - niccolai ""]
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[Feb 13,2009 2:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
SISSYFIGHT OF THE CENTURY
[Feb 13,2009 2:53pm - pam ""]
LOL WUT?
[Feb 13,2009 2:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
PEE-WEE AND THE KIWI
[Feb 13,2009 3:00pm - W3 @ work ""]
this site just needs have an all out war in like cage or something everyone who posts on here right now whatever weapon they want but no guns.
ready.
set.
go.
[Feb 13,2009 3:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
NOT IN THE FACE!!!
[Feb 13,2009 3:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
This fight is useless without Joe Christianni.
[Feb 13,2009 3:31pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Cool. you need to punch the elitism right out of his arrogant head.
[Feb 13,2009 3:36pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
SNOOTY AND THE BEAST
[Feb 13,2009 4:18pm - xmikex ""]
What's the under card to this spectacle? Or is it just 1 fight?
[Feb 13,2009 4:29pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
niccolai said:[img]
Awesome, can't wait dude, gonna be fun!
[Feb 13,2009 4:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
xmikex said:What's the under card to this spectacle? Or is it just 1 fight?
We should do:
band 1
an opening fight
band 2
our fight
band 3
That would rule.
"Eye of The Tiger!"
[Feb 13,2009 4:44pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
SHOW ME BLOOD!!
[Feb 13,2009 4:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
There will be blood.
I don't just punch things, I punch through them!
[Feb 13,2009 4:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
LOL @ my NY Times press credentials
[Feb 13,2009 5:03pm - SkinSandwich ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:There will be blood.
I don't just punch things, I punch through them!
Hit yourself then.:bartmoon:
[Feb 13,2009 5:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I'm putting in my application for ring girl as of NOW.
[Feb 13,2009 5:17pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
warm-up fight....
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VS.
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[Feb 13,2009 8:50pm - corpus_columbine ""]
My_Dying_Bride said:warm up fight....
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i'd leave after the "warm up fight."
[Feb 13,2009 11:48pm - Hater ""]
You are such faggots, just fight like fucking men, or fuck each others ass, or shut the fuck up.
no rounds, gloves, etc faggot shit. Fight on the cement. First guy to sleep loses. The end.
[Feb 13,2009 11:49pm - Hater ""]
God Forbid something really awful happen to Dwyers old fat ass.
[Feb 13,2009 11:51pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
Yar.
[Feb 14,2009 2:01am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
How do we raise money for The Rev that way?
Nah, we are gonna have a blast doing it our way.
[Feb 14,2009 2:03am - dftg ""]
I'm actually interested in doing this. Who would be a good match to fight me?
[Feb 14,2009 2:17am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Josh Staples?
[Feb 14,2009 3:30am - BSV ""]
dude, I fucking listen to Duffy. I don't fight random people in the scene!
[Feb 14,2009 3:58am - W3 nli ""]
i'll fight you gawy, i'm not random.
let's do this shit staples ha
[Feb 14,2009 4:15am - dftg ""]
Josh and I are far from being in the same weight class.
[Feb 14,2009 11:48am - joeyumbrella ""]
zombifying venom wants to play this....
put us on or your a pussy
[Feb 14,2009 12:04pm - archaeon ""]
I'll fight a 12 year old girl.
[Feb 14,2009 4:24pm - xmikex ""]
Is this an MMA fight or a boxing match? I don't like Niccolai's chances at all in a strictly standup match. I see Dwyer just punching over his strikes the whole match, and using his height advantage to control the whole fight. On the flip side I don't see Dwyer having a ton of mobility on the ground, and it would be interesting to see if Niccolai could close the gap and take him down.
Also, may I suggest 3 minute rounds? It's not gonna be worth the price of admission to see both you goons gassing out half way through a round 5 times in a row. 5 rounds, 3 minutes, do it to it.
[Feb 14,2009 4:31pm - xmikex ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:
xmikex said:What's the under card to this spectacle? Or is it just 1 fight?
We should do:
band 1
an opening fight
band 2
our fight
band 3
That would rule.
"Eye of The Tiger!"
That sounds like a cool idea on paper, but realistically if I watch 2 guys beat the crap out of eachother for 20 minutes I'm never gonna have the attention span to sit through a black metal band. There was an MMA event in Braintree like a year ago that tried to do the same thing, and from what I heard all it did was cause confusion.
[Feb 14,2009 4:31pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Boxing, i am too old for MMA.
[Feb 14,2009 8:53pm - xmikex ""]
Hater said:You are such faggots, just fight like fucking men, or fuck each others ass, or shut the fuck up.
no rounds, gloves, etc faggot shit. Fight on the cement. First guy to sleep loses. The end.
I want your balls in my mouth.
[Feb 15,2009 9:00am - niccolai ""]
Well I pretty much can't box, due to shoulder injuries and the fact that my right foot is incapable of motion.
in order for me to fight, it would kindof haveto be mma.
Is this something I will be able to talk you into dwyer? or are we going to haveto reconstruct the event?
[Feb 15,2009 11:46am - narkybark ""]
I think the fights should consist of nothing but bear hugs.
[Feb 15,2009 11:51am - RustyPS ""]
narkybark said:I think the fights should consist of nothing but Zangief-style wrestling moves.
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[Feb 15,2009 12:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
niccolai said:Well I pretty much can't box
Maybe DFTG wants to box me.
And you can MMA with someone else.
[Feb 15,2009 4:28pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
And the waffling begins...
[Feb 15,2009 5:07pm - Conservationist ""]
Hater said:fuck each others ass
FUCK THE ASS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY
[Feb 15,2009 7:17pm - xmikex ""]
One guy can't punch or move his foot, and the other will have a heart attack if he's on the ground.
I don't know how I feel about this main event.
[Feb 15,2009 7:50pm - niccolai ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:
niccolai said:Well I pretty much can't box
Maybe DFTG wants to box me.
And you can MMA with someone else.
You're not too old for MMA. Besides, it will be a boxing match anyway till we're on the ground. then all you'll haveto do is sleep.
[Feb 15,2009 7:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Nope, box me or you are a pussy.
[Feb 15,2009 8:11pm - niccolai ""]
I'll box. till we end up on the ground. Then I'm fighting Maori Mau.