attn: Snooki[views:65210][posts:165]_____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:08pm - arilliusbm ""] lol @ tasteless |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 12:11pm - goatcatalyst ""] Ahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:12pm - blessed offal ""] xgodzillax said: blessed%20offal said:are you kidding me that bitch is disgusting thats all for slar this isnt slar, slar is slar |
| ______________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:14pm - Yeti ""] i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] yup |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:16pm - blessed offal ""] and id rather fuck a doll than that fake pile of plastic, at least a doll cant give you AIDS |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:21pm - RustyPS ""] Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy.I don't watch that shit...I only know about it by watching The Soup |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:27pm - arilliusbm ""] Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. us yetis think alike |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 1:46pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] TMZ is reporting that on the next episode, the male cast members all ejaculate on a plate of scungilli marinara, heat it up in the microwave and then force feed it to Snooki as they high-five each other. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 3:06pm - goatcatalyst ""] i've got the dvr set already |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 3:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] I support this thread. We all need our guilty pleasures. I |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 5:12pm - blessed offal ""] i hate this everything about this bitch to much to hate fuck her |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 6:51pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2010 8:37pm - xanonymousx ""] http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reena...t-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html |
| ______________________________ [Jan 17,2010 6:31pm - BSV ""] this is 2012, right here! I feel like I'm watching Romans in their final days whenever the show is on. Without a doubt some of the funniest, trashiest, sexist, racist shit going right now, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS??? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 17,2010 6:43pm - tylor ""] my sister is gonna paint me a portrait of snooki for my bday |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 17,2010 6:48pm - RichHorror ""] I would put my entire hand in her anus and leave my Swatch watch up there in accordace to prophecy. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:27am - martins ""] arilliusbm said: Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. us yetis think alike Getting angry about it is just as bad and even more futile. inb4 wasn't angry How many things do you love because of how bad they are? Is this any different for me and my buddies that I watch it with? No. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 10:37am - largefreakatzero ""] RichHorror said:I would put my entire hand in her anus and leave my Swatch watch up there in accordace to prophecy. 1985 called - they want their (S)watch back. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 10:54am - RustyPS ""] looks like 1985 will have to look up Snooki's ass to get it back...Rich Horror is a man of action |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 10:57am - largefreakatzero ""] Yup, 1985 will have to dig around quite a bit in that dishrag's cavernous dirt trail. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 12:24pm - Doomkid ""] Creepy that Snooki wasn't even born in 1985? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:04pm - Yeti ""] martins said: arilliusbm said: Yeti said:i'm with Jim on this one, the fact that any of you would waste one second of your brain power and time on something like this speaks volumes. i hate how the response to my Jersey Shore bashing is "i know it sucks, but it's so funny to watch these people". no, it's not. leave garbage like this to the useless fleshbags, you're actually making yourself stupider by watching. i don't care if they are scum, i don't care if their douchebaggery seems entertaining, shut it off or you're a pussy. us yetis think alike Getting angry about it is just as bad and even more futile. inb4 wasn't angry How many things do you love because of how bad they are? Is this any different for me and my buddies that I watch it with? No. i get what you mean, but there is a massive difference between liking something that is good/bad, and liking something that is bad/bad. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:05pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] She's had about 1,985 Guido dicks up her dirthole though. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:06pm - Yeti ""] i don't see how being angry about it is more futile. being angry about the existence of something as vile as this shows that i still believe in something more. it's easier to just watch it and say how much it's hated though instead of fighting against the further dumbing down of America. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:14pm - arilliusbm ""] Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather learn something if I'm watching the boob tube. If I want entertainment I'll flick on sports. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:14pm - martins ""] Well, I hold a disdain for the population that actually likes Jersey Shore because they admire the lifestyle... Me and my friends just love watching it and having a good laugh. Some hilarious things have been said on that show. Exhibit A: "It's so hard to find a good man these days, huh Snooks? That's why I date women." -DJ Pauly DelVecchio Exhibits B-D: "Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." "You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Ok, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half.. ya know?.. workin' on my fitness." "I’m like 'chill out, Freckles McGee.'" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:16pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] ''This scungilli tastes off...'' -Snooki |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:25pm - arilliusbm ""] [QUOTE="martins"... Me and my friends tifa and cloud don't count. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:31pm - martins ""] Wow, that was the best you could come up with? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 1:33pm - Doomkid ""] This thread needs more pics of Snooki photoshopped into porn. NOW. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:04pm - goatcatalyst ""] Yeti said:being angry about the existence of something as vile as this shows that i still believe in something more. I'm a nihilist, Yet-ti. I behlieve in nussing. (And for the record, I used to have five marmots.) |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:16pm - goatcatalyst ""] And if this show gets young women thinking it's fashionable to suck as much cock as almost-humanly possible before they die prematurely of skin cancer... I see nussing wrong with that. Population reduction + increased fellatio = thank you, feral boot niggers. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:25pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:30pm - RichHorror ""] Doomkid said:Creepy that Snooki wasn't even born in 1985? The last girl I slept with was born in 1990 so I'm comfortable with it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:34pm - goatcatalyst ""] Consent be damned. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:36pm - RichHorror ""] I checked her ID, it was all good. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:51pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] I bet she was a real looker. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 2:58pm - goatcatalyst ""] Never look a gift whore in the arse. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 3:03pm - RichHorror ""] Don't look at it, eat it. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 18,2010 3:14pm - Yeti ""] goatcatalyst said:And if this show gets young women thinking it's fashionable to suck as much cock as almost-humanly possible before they die prematurely of skin cancer... I see nussing wrong with that. Population reduction + increased fellatio = thank you, feral boot niggers. well at least this is solid justification for its existence. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 18,2010 7:41pm - c.DeAd ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Jan 18,2010 9:13pm - pam ""] thetruthaboutmuffdivers said:This useless cuntwhore needs a flesh enema. This. I don't know how you guys can sit through this shit. I can't even make it through a commercial. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 20,2010 3:10am - the_reverend ""] will never watch, but http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/snookis_ass_anyone.php |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 20,2010 10:50am - blessed offal ""] the_reverend said:will never watch, but http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/snookis_ass_anyone.php ha the best part is the description "I've honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it's hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. " |
| ______________________________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 1:30pm - Enzo Romano Fettucine Olivio ""] I would pound her anus with the girthiest length of sopressata I could find, then stuff mozzarella in her cunt to age for six months and make pizza with it afterwards. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 1:33pm - the_reverend ""] now that's italian. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 1:35pm - goatcatabisk ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 9,2010 2:30pm - Dice ""] Eohhh, let me tell ya what I'd do to this fuckin' skank. I'd drill her fat fuckin' ass like it was the fuckin' Deepwater Horizon. Then I'd pop plentiful amounts of pearly prick pudding on her puckered pooper, put a fuckin' cherry on top and force that fuckin' cunt J-WOW to eat it up like a fuckin' ice cream sundae, WITHOUT NO FUCKIN SPOON! Eohhhhh!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""] arilliusbm said:bag of cape cod jalepeno and cheddar potato chips > jaguar64 > your grandmothers old socks > blades of steel > Paul McCartney > rttp radio show > jersey shore lol what the fuck I don't remember typing this |