fat chicks give good head[views:15175][posts:168]_________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 11:58am - Josh_hates_you ""] discuss. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 11:59am - Korpse-l- ""] agreed |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:00pm - assuck ""] so i've heard |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:00pm - Hoser ""] Never tried one. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:01pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] fat chicks scare me |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:01pm - swamplorddvm ""] Don't know. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:01pm - dirteecrayon ""] thats a load of bs! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:02pm - Lincoln ""] No thats true......fat chicks do give good head. More...ummmm...suction I think. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:03pm - the_reverend ""] there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl "show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal" |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:05pm - Lincoln ""] Point taken. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:06pm - dirteecrayon ""] people without any teeth give good head! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:06pm - swamplorddvm ""] like new borns. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:07pm - dirteecrayon ""] or the elderly |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:08pm - vivi ""] nuns give good head :satancross: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:08pm - Lincoln ""] Sick......just plain sick |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:09pm - wood ""] Yes... yes they do. it's either a way to make up for the fact that they are fat and It gives you an excuse to keep on bangin them, or they think of it like food and just know how to pack shit into their mouths... I think its the former cause hot chicks don't give good head. they don't have too... they are hot and we want them anyway; and I hate that. so I just bash hot chicks in the face with an axe handel while gettin a BJ from a fat chick. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:11pm - Lincoln ""] I think it's because fat chicks have more in their cheeks to suck with. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:15pm - Shannon ""] Thats because they are sooo hungry!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:16pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I think fat chicks should kill themselves, or stop eating so much...maybe exercise a little? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:16pm - Lincoln ""] Yeah but then they'd stop giving good head |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:18pm - shatteredliz ""] Oh what a quandry... |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:19pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Id rather fuck a skinny chick in the mouth, then let a fat chick suck my dick. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:19pm - Lincoln ""] Yeah well you've never gotten head from a fat chick before have you? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:19pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i dont know if its because they are good with food or if the extra mass comes with extra estrogen making them natural cockgobblers. or maybe cause alot of guys dont mind getting head from them but dont want to fuck them so they get used for head. know your role. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:19pm - dirteecrayon ""] well shit --- skinny girls should leave all the cock sucking to fat girls |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:19pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] nice going guys |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:21pm - Lincoln ""] Yeah this is starting to get disturbing..... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:21pm - retzam ""] This thread makes me want to throw up on something. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:22pm - Josh_hates_you ""] this thread rules |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:23pm - succubus ""] ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:23pm - Lincoln ""] I do. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] RULE #1: No FAT chicks! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:24pm - succubus ""] i meant in general...like you are generalizing fat chicks...what about guys? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:24pm - shatteredliz ""] Hey Lincoln, if you'd rather get head from a fat chick, go find one! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:25pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:RULE #1: No FAT chicks! RULE #2: No FAT chicks! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:25pm - the_reverend ""] I have a theory that fat chicks are like rabbits. if you have sex with them they bodies know that they aren't going to get laid too often so they store the sperm up inside and for YEARS they can pop out little thumpers. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:25pm - Shannon ""] succubus said:ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then? The smart ones,. but there ain't any of those so we have to deal with what we get. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:25pm - the_reverend ""] oh, if you need proof of that, go to haverhill or lawrence |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:26pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] succubus said:ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then? Irish guys |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:26pm - Lincoln ""] HAHA...what makes you think I haven't already? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:26pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Lincoln's bed is actually a woman to fat to walk, she just lays on a mattress inside his bedroom and he lays on top her. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:27pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:oh, if you need proof of that, go to haverhill or lawrence ...or Salem =) (sorry i couldn't resist that one) hahaha |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:28pm - Lincoln ""] ....and is grafted to the bed. SO it's an easy target...I never have to leave the house.....just don't tell anyone ok? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:28pm - Shannon ""] Here we go, time for the men to beat on their chests and step up to the plate as the Lap Lickin King!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:28pm - shatteredliz ""] OK, well then stop begging me for it! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:29pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Shannon wants all the guys on this board to go down on her over the next week, and then she will suck all our dicks. In one month's time she will tell us who eats pussy the best. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:29pm - Lincoln ""] I think it's an art form as far as eating is concerned....you need a strong tounge. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:29pm - Lincoln ""] ........and I don't have to beg for shit...... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:32pm - retzam ""] Pokemon is the slave trade and Pikachu's the slave master. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:32pm - dirteecrayon ""] i have yet been with a guy that has given good oral |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] you have my # |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:34pm - succubus ""] dirteecrayon said:i have yet been with a guy that has given good oral i won't comment..although i want to |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:34pm - dirteecrayon ""] i want references! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:34pm - succubus ""] oh and i didn't mean about you |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] [img][img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:36pm - christraper ""] Shannon said:succubus said:ok well..what kind of guys give good oral sex then? The smart ones,. but there ain't any of those so we have to deal with what we get. I cant vouch for everyone here but i love going down on girls. Dont know why, its just a hobby of mine. As for the fat chicks thing i cant say for sure. Ive never been with a fat girl but i dated a girl who definitely had some meat on her and she gave awsome head. But ive been with a few barbie dolls that are wicked good at givin head too so i think it all depends on the technique. 8===D:thescream: |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:36pm - the_reverend ""] dirteecrayon said:i want references! do you really have time to go to a kindergarten now? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:37pm - succubus ""] christraper said:i think it all depends on the technique. 8===D:thescream: EXACTLY |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:37pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I am the master of cunnilingus. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:38pm - dirteecrayon ""] i have horror stories! i've been bitten!!!!!! not fucking cool! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:38pm - Shannon ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Shannon wants all the guys on this board to go down on her over the next week, and then she will suck all our dicks. In one month's time she will tell us who eats pussy the best. All but you Joe...... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:39pm - the_reverend ""] some girls like being "bitten" down there. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:40pm - Lincoln ""] Yes I must agree with christraper going down on girls is great!!!! Very nice...especially when they appreciate it. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:40pm - dirteecrayon ""] usually the bad ones are the ones that proclaim they are good at cunni!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:41pm - succubus ""] dirteecrayon said:usually the bad ones are the ones that proclaim they are good at cunni!!! i was going to say that hahahahahaha ask shannon |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:41pm - christraper ""] Lincoln said:Yes I must agree with christraper going down on girls is great!!!! Very nice...especially when they appreciate it. Indeed. The sex is so much better after that. They really appreciate it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:42pm - Shannon ""] Hey Succubus, I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:42pm - dirteecrayon ""] the_reverend said:some girls like being "bitten" down there. yeah i think this idiot was hungry or something b/c it was more of a chomp than a bite. totally not expected! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:43pm - the_reverend ""] rare? if you ain't learned something in your time here on earth, boys lie. If not, just ask my HUGE D1CK!11!!11!1!11 |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:44pm - Lincoln ""] Indeed. The sex is so much better after that. They really appreciate it Yes indeed they do.......well I think they do...I could be getting lied to as well...... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:45pm - christraper ""] Lincoln said:...I could be getting lied to as well...... Hahaha yea girls are good at that |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:45pm - dirteecrayon ""] rev watch it, you almost poked me in the eye |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:46pm - assuck ""] i was gone for 20 minutes and this thread took off. who woulda thunk it? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:47pm - christraper ""] great thread. very informative |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:47pm - succubus ""] christraper said:Lincoln said:...I could be getting lied to as well...... Hahaha yea girls are good at that i suck at lying unfortunately |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:47pm - Lincoln ""] I noticed how my counterpart ahsn't chimed in to give me praise yet......hmmmmm...maybe I AM getting lied to. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:48pm - dirteecrayon ""] take notes! might learn a thing or two |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:49pm - shatteredliz ""] Well you gave her so much praise to begin with, that must be why she hasn't said anything about you. Oh, and if you think she's ever sleeping on that fat woman grafted to your mattress again, you're sorely mistaken. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:49pm - Lincoln ""] Probably...... |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:49pm - christraper ""] succubus said:christraper said:Lincoln said:...I could be getting lied to as well...... Hahaha yea girls are good at that i suck at lying unfortunately Thats good though. If i dont make a girl cum id rather she told me so that i can work harder at it. Faking orgasms gets you nowhere. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:51pm - armageddonday ""] Shannon said:Hey Succubus, I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. yeap...:satancross: |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:56pm - the_reverend ""] female orgasm? yeah right, wayto make up lies again girls. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 12:58pm - Lincoln ""] I think after this post I'll be getting NO head or eating anything. I should have kept my mouth shut....no pun intended |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:00pm - Josh_hates_you ""] 80 + posts in under an hour, this thread rules. i too like to go down on women as long as is clean. i like it too be shaved too. ultimately i dont care about the hair either way but i think it tastes better when it is hairless. easier to navigate around too. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:01pm - Shannon ""] Yes, maybe we have found the only ones in existence. Seems we have stumbled upon a group of men that claim to enjoy going down and being good at it. This is a strange phenomenon |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:01pm - assuck ""] its all about the landing strip |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I still hate fat chicks because im superficial |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:05pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i never said i was good at it. maybe i am maybe im not. either way if it tastes good(which not all of them do) i will lick it for an hour, im bound to do something right and if not then try try try again. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:08pm - armageddonday ""] Josh_hates_you said: i like it too be shaved too. . It's so much better when it's shaved too! The bad part is when it's growing back... |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:09pm - Abbath ""] fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:09pm - Lincoln ""] THE LANDING STRIP!!!!! I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!! going down on girls rules!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:11pm - succubus ""] when yer BOTH shaved the suction is pretty neat |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:12pm - Lincoln ""] Hmmmmm.......really? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:14pm - succubus ""] yeah, try it ~~ oh and i vary...from shaving it all..to not shaving at all...and everything in between, i take requests, well from 1 person...(having said that..i'm not hairy anyhow) |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:16pm - Shannon ""] Notice how none of the women are saying "How good the are at sucking this and blowing that" and they say we lie! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:16pm - dirteecrayon ""] armageddonday said:Josh_hates_you said: i like it too be shaved too. . It's so much better when it's shaved too! The bad part is when it's growing back... i've been thinking about getting the laser hair removal thing! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:18pm - succubus ""] i want to do the laser for my 7 arm pit hairs (since i don't have more than that) and then try the few in the bikini area |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:19pm - the_reverend ""] !!!!!YOU'VE BEEN BEARDED!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:21pm - Josh_hates_you ""] dirteecrayon said: i've been thinking about getting the laser hair removal thing! if you do then call me |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:22pm - Josh_hates_you ""] Abbath said:fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay hahaha family guy. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:23pm - dirteecrayon ""] we should go together! i just want the bikini area and legs done. i hope it's not too expensive! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:25pm - succubus ""] unfortunately it is quite pricey =( |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2004 1:51pm - Blue ""] i love cunnilingus! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 2:09pm - Abbath ""] Josh_hates_you said:Abbath said:fat chicks need loving too.... but they gotta pay hahaha family guy. \m/ greatest show ever \m/ |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 2:24pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I have Volume 1 (seasons 1 & 2) and my sister has Volume 2 (season 3) on DVD, they rule! Everyone needs to watch the 2 hour FAMILY GUY marathon tonight on Fox. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 2:29pm - JoeDavolla ""] Having a fat chick blow you is like sticking your dick in a pig's mouth.Id rather jerk off instead |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 2:52pm - retzam ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I have Volume 1 (seasons 1 & 2) and my sister has Volume 2 (season 3) on DVD, they rule! Everyone needs to watch the 2 hour FAMILY GUY marathon tonight on Fox. \m/ |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 2:56pm - retzam ""] YES!! I just checked the episode summeries and they are all episodes that I either havn't seen or havn't seen in a long time. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:07pm - Josh_Martin ""] armageddonday said:Shannon said:Hey Succubus, I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. yeap...:satancross: So, vegans can't even eat pussy? Since when is a guy who likes to eat pussy rare? You guys must know a lot more faggots than I do. I got drunk and fucked a big fat whale about ten years ago. She gave awful awful head. A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:08pm - armageddonday ""] Vegan? who's vegan here? Anyone? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:09pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] * note to Josh * if you make her suck your dick every day, then she will inevitably get better at it |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:10pm - succubus ""] Josh_Martin said:armageddonday said:Shannon said:Hey Succubus, I think we may have found a coven of a rare breed of man here. yeap...:satancross: So, vegans can't even eat pussy? Since when is a guy who likes to eat pussy rare? You guys must know a lot more faggots than I do. I got drunk and fucked a big fat whale about ten years ago. She gave awful awful head. A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness. hahahaha my favorite quote of the day! and for the record i have (actually had) a lot of male friends who loved giving it too..most guys i know do |
| ________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:11pm - retzam ""] Josh_Martin said:A hot chick who gives bad head is an oxymoron. Once you know she is fellatally challenged, she loses her hotness. I think you mean paradox. An oxymoron is a type of paradox made up of two words, an adjective and a noun. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:13pm - Blue ""] actually, vegans can eat pussy and swallow stuff. vegans dont eat the meat/dairy/etc products of OTHER animals, humans dont count. i was a vegan for like 8 months and ate assloads of poontang. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:13pm - succubus ""] armageddonday said:Vegan? who's vegan here? Anyone? vegetarian |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:14pm - Blue ""] veggies represent. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 3:15pm - succubus ""] oh and i wanted to add, i also enjoy sucking on veggie sausage 1 in particular hahahaha heh. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 4:25pm - Lincoln ""] So whats the verdict??? Do fat chicks give better head than not-fat chicks? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 4:57pm - armageddonday ""] I think as long as the girl is enjoying it, it must be very good. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 5:00pm - the_reverend ""] and if she doesn't swallow, you can just cook her breakfast and hide your navy men in her eggs. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 5:04pm - MyDeadDoll ""] humm... so much to say, so little space. umm... fat chicks are scary... but my friend is a little on the fat side and we had a buge party at my house this weekend and she so got hit on by my good friend and my husband. maybe it's 'cos she has huge boobies, maybe it is because they know fat chicks give good head. i have no idea. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 5:13pm - dreadkill ""] the only girls i like to eat are shaved. the others don't taste as good. this dude i know has this theory that hot girls give the best head because "they think it's a popsicle or a hot dog or something." he always makes sure to hook up with a fat chick early in the night and a hot one later. hehehe |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 5:17pm - MyDeadDoll ""] shaved is good, but how 'bout shaved with a little design in it? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 5:25pm - succubus ""] MyDeadDoll said:shaved is good, but how 'bout shaved with a little design in it? that's what i have now! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 5:27pm - MyDeadDoll ""] what design??? i'll tell you mine! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 6:14pm - dreadkill ""] shaved with a little design on it rules. i want my girl to shave a design in. a small amount of hair isn't bad. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 8:23pm - headexplosion ""] Yeah - because they have to. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 10:03pm - intricateprocess ""] shave little lines into it MC HAMMER STYLE |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 10:26pm - AASSUUCCKK ""] gice the "vanilla ice's eyebrow" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 10:27pm - the_reverend ""] that girl is poooooooisooooooooooooooon |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 11:22pm - assuck ""] i dont what i typed for the first word of my last post |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 11:30pm - the_reverend ""] I gice'd once |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2004 11:53pm - assuck ""] i made up a word unintentionally. my parents will be so proud |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 12:59am - Josh_hates_you ""] the_reverend said:that girl is poooooooisooooooooooooooon i hope that was not an attempt at a vanilla ice reference because that song was bell biv devoe.....predecesor to boys II men |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:11am - the_reverend ""] it was a bell biv devoe quote |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:21am - Josh_hates_you ""] well then that just came out of left field. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:28am - the_reverend ""] some one needs a cup of pimonade |
| ______________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:16am - Blue ""] whos #1 in the charts? bell biv devoe. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:53am - sacreligion ""] fat chicks are afraid they'll never get laid again so they go all out |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 3:44am - MyDeadDoll ""] so what's up with all the sex talk today?? did we all wake up horny?? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 5:12am - the_reverend ""] well, yes. but some of us didn't walke up at all. and that's the sadest thing ever. thanks, now I need to go cry. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 12:54pm - assuck ""] i wake up horny everyday |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:02pm - swamplorddvm ""] Me too. I spank off almost every night. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:03pm - assuck ""] once when i wake up, once before i go to bed, i'm on a schedule. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:04pm - the_reverend ""] you got to clean them pipes. I mean... you don't want to go out with a loaded weapon do you? |
| ________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:05pm - assuck ""] he speaks the troof |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:10pm - Lincoln ""] You guys don't get laid enough. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:25pm - assuck ""] he also speaks the troof |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:29pm - Lincoln ""] Thats ok though....they have 1-900 numbers for that sort of thing...you could get head from a fat and a skinny chick at the same time |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:31pm - the_reverend ""] but it would really be a dude, dude |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:33pm - succubus ""] in college i worked for one of those "hotline numbers" for a bit... and nope, the girls are not all male, fat and ugly lmao |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:33pm - Lincoln ""] Yeah but you'd never know.....wait thats sick...sorry. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:35pm - succubus ""] it's true..you never know...and it's a sleazy operation...you have to make guys stay on the phone and spend $$$$ i couldn't do it my heart is too big |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:37pm - Lincoln ""] I don't really need to to be honest...but it sounds like some people on this poll could use it. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:38pm - succubus ""] what poll? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:40pm - Lincoln ""] OK the discussion thats going on...true its not a poll....I gotta be more careful. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:42pm - succubus ""] ok i'm just confused, sorry |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:44pm - Lincoln ""] Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone" |
| __________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:46pm - succubus ""] i could go on about that "hotline" numbers thingy...but i'll take your advice and stop right there! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 1:52pm - Lincoln ""] HAHA!!! Good call |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:03pm - sacreligion ""] FUPA! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:06pm - Lincoln ""] FUPA????Hmmmmmmm....dunno that one. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:14pm - sacreligion ""] Fat Upper Pussy Area if they have uber bush than its called Fupa McD if it's a ridiculously large fupa with uber bush it's a Fupa McDonis yes my friends and i are bored a lot |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:27pm - Korpse-l- ""] fupa! that's the best thing i ever heard. i'm sold! i'll be using that word alot. (i mean... i hope i don't have to use it at all but... you know what i mean) |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 2:31pm - dyingmuse ""] i actually had the best head of my life from a fat chick |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 3:03pm - Josh_Martin ""] Lincoln said:Nah thats cool....I'm a confusing person. But yes in the Phoenix theres a whole buncha numbers that are effective..........for those of you looking for that "special someone" That section of the Phoenix is evil. Combine it with alcohol, cocaine, and a royalty check and you've got a lethal combination. One night several years ago me and a friend were getting loaded at his apartment. I had a bunch of money burning a hole in my pocket so we figured we'd be better off trying out one of those escort services than making the effort of going to a bar and trying to pick up chicks. We got two whores to come over and blow us. What a fucking waste of money that was. One of the chicks was white, probably in her mid-40's, and she had that total junkie whore look. The other one was younger but she was some kind of dot-head. They didn't even pretend like they were into it. They kept looking at their watches every ten seconds. I took the white one. As soon as I came she yelled out "Bingo!" so the other one could hear her from the other room and hurry up and finish. They got dressed and took off in 5 seconds flat. I don't remember how much it cost but it was ridiculous. And everything was extra. There was the flat rate for them to take off their tops and blow us. It was extra for them to get completely nude. It was extra to touch their titties. I learned the hard way that getting a hooker is totally stupid. Thank god I'm married now and my wife is super hot. When I get fucked up and horny all I have to do now is ask. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2004 3:27pm - Lincoln ""] Damn man sounds like a bad experience...see I'venever done that but I know some who have. They got varied results......I've heard some were hot...some were very much not. I guess it all depends on how much your willing to spend. Yes I too have a super hot girlfriend so no worries here either. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 21,2005 9:51am - Josh_hates_you ""] fat girls need love too. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 21,2005 9:57am - pisscup ""] the_reverend said:there's a line in a tom robbins book spoken by a 300lb black girl "show me a wife that doesn't give head and I'll show you a husband I can steal" thank you for quoting Tom Robbins. I thought I was alone. |