ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:1230337][posts:1721]________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 12:47am - whoa ""] Alx_Casket said:Robb Wells = King Gofundmestool Is Vital Remains looking for a bass player? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 10:23am - bumpmaster_flex ""] keeping this travesty on the front page yo |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 11:36am - Sacreligion ""] [img] Oh Millman. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 12:17pm - paulgreeley ""] 20 more bucks donated to their gofundme.Lady spitfire must have been feeling generous. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 24,2015 1:34pm - paulgreeley ""] 20 more bucks donated to their gofundme.Lady spitfire must have been feeling generous. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 25,2015 5:57pm - Alx_Casket ""] rttp is the #2 source for "still well angel sucks" behind this guy |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 25,2015 6:33pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 27,2015 5:11pm - Robb Wells Bullies Me ""] "Anti-bullying song" Nope, just gibberish that occasionally rhymes. They have managed to soften their sound to a Theory Of A NickelGrace level here, making his horrible vocal delivery even worse (!!!!!). Bonus points for terrible, offbeat double pedal attempts from the less-developed clone (Go Team Venture!). EXTRA Bonus points for including this in the chorus: "This cancer in my system will never, ever-----Diiiiie" Nice of them to shout out their almost-cancer-ridden 63 yr old bassist. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2015 6:18pm - Sacreligion ""] bennyhillifier Good lord. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2015 6:39pm - paulgreeley ""] I want you to come along with me........BASS! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2015 8:41pm - narkybark ""] I feel like I just lost a beloved family pet. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 7:13am - King Thûndérstøol ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A TEN INCH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 10:15am - SWA IS NUMBA ONE! ""] Hurrrrrrrrrrhhh YEAH! |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 11:45am - SWAit a minute ""] "I beat it in my head over and over again" |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 12:22pm - DID YOU KNOW? ""] FUN FACT: "Rob played his bass for an hour a day for 365 days straight?" THIS must be how he pulled off that insane bass solo we saw. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 1:14pm - Snowden ""] Oh man, imagine this guy's rigorous 1-hour practice regimen. 0:00 - 0:15 Wait for nails to dry 0:15 - 0:25 Dig red and black outfit out of hamper, put on mask 0:25 - 0:50 Practice rock moves in front of mirror 0:50 - 1:00 Play pentatonic scale as fast as possible, alternating with strummed power chords |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 1:24pm - SWAit a minute ""] hey you ruined the secret of teh bass solo! are you died?? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 1:44pm - THE OPINION ""] The Still Well Angel thing was funny for a while but now it's getting old. Find a new joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 1:55pm - Sacreligion ""] Still well hilarious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 1:56pm - casual bystander ""] i'd like to order a loop video with the audio segment of the "poop push" at the beginning of their latest single. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 2:54pm - wise old man on a hill ""] I was about to say the same thing. It sounds like he's pushing out a really dry and hardened log at the 10 second mark. All it needs is a toilet splash. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 7:14pm - paulgreeley ""] http://youtu.be/2QNWJiIZNJk And of course Rawb's ego has gotten to everyones favorite meatball guitarist.Chasse now has an 'ask me' video segment. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 7:17pm - paulgreeley ""] http://youtu.be/EQHcadlwhJ4 And...Stillwell have a new promo video.Promoting their fake 'band of the year shit'.Worst.Promo.Ever. They are like the Roman Reigns of video promos. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 7:54pm - Sacreligion ""] BUHLEE DAT |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 8:12pm - Puzzle piece numbah three ""] paulgreeley said:http://youtu.be/2QNWJiIZNJk And of course Rawb's ego has gotten to everyones favorite meatball guitarist.Chasse now has an 'ask me' video segment. Nice fucking guy-liner and Disturbed singer piercings you fucking twat |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 8:31pm - douchebag_patrol ""] paulgreeley said:http://youtu.be/EQHcadlwhJ4 And...Stillwell have a new promo video.Promoting their fake 'band of the year shit'.Worst.Promo.Ever. They are like the Roman Reigns of video promos. bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 28,2015 10:44pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""] I constantly am amazed at how bad these guys really are, no friend of mine sounds like a junior high band. They either really are the all time greatest rttp trolls, or are retarded. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 2:13am - Sacreligion ""] FINALLY! I have been waiting for them to make one of their big announcements! [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 2:15am - Sacreligion ""] Apparently I am in the wrong business. You mean to tell me there are people willing to pay $25 for a post on my FB page and a copy-and-pasted letter giving advice on how to make a more cohesive song with better production ? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 2:31am - paulgreeley ""] The post about swa on the cmc fb page has three likes.All from members of stillwell.Hahaa 13k likes,eh? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 6:22am - Sacreligion ""] So I couldn't sleep and this was the end result: Jim Ross Calls The Robb Wells Bass Solo bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 9:38am - reggie support ""] HAhahahahaha you are fucking insane, but that was funny. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 9:49am - pissingblazers ""] Sacreligion said:FINALLY! I have been waiting for them to make one of their big announcements! [img] [img] Soo this means they hit the big time now? Yay! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 29,2015 11:09am - Yeti ""] ok "No Friend of Mine" has to be a joke. the EHR's are so bad I refuse to believe he is serious. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 5:13pm - Beating it in my head ""] That song is about anti-bullying? Sounds more like a sad break up... |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 5:29pm - Narcosis ""] that new song though. [img] bury these guys in fecal matter and they'll probably grab shovels and try to help you out. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2015 9:25pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""] https://imgflip.com/i/gzq0f They continue to amaze.... |
| ______________________________ [Jan 29,2015 9:32pm - lol ""] fuck. only SWA would offer autographed downloads. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 2,2015 8:23pm - What the???? ""] Fun facts? are you fucking kidding me?!?!? Fun fact fatzo ghoul guitarist once played metallicas entire black album while internet peeping freshmen. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 4,2015 12:19am - Reggie Farnsworth ""] It seems Robb is trying to start up State of Corrections again. Could he have been kicked out of the the mighty SWA. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2015 12:22am - Sacreligion ""] [img] The long-awaited reunion is here! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2015 12:24am - Sacreligion ""] PRO |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2015 3:29am - paulgreeley ""] Age limit of 32? Nice to see 64 year old Robb giving a younger generation a chance. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2015 7:26am - Alx_Casket ""] Reggie%20Farnsworth said:It seems Robb is trying to start up State of Corrections again. Could he have been kicked out of the the mighty SWA. Another possible explanation is that Robb's 2 bands will be touring as a diverse package deal that club owners would be fools to pass up. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 4,2015 8:31am - Yeti ""] Sacreligion said:PRO YOUR |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2015 11:11am - Narcosis ""] sadly, still well angel appears to have relocated to finland. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertai...es-to-raise-awareness-10017489.html |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 12:23am - Sacreligion ""] [img] Sweet video shoot bro. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 8:52am - pissingblazers ""] oh man I cant wait for this video. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 9:00am - Anonymous ""] Right? This is going to be epic. I can't wait to hear the malformed twins grunt and shit themselves over a video of a nun lecturing. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 9:15am - No friend of meeeeeiiiiinnnneeee ""] This new video will be an instant classic! |