ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:1231383][posts:1721]____________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 12:21pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 12:28pm - pissingblazers ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] i was really hoping someone would step up to the plate and get that screen capture. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 12:39pm - Alx_Casket ""] When I got to the end of that video, that face made me almost jump out of my seat. Truly terrifying. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 12:49pm - Sacreligion ""] YOU GONNA GET RAWBED |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 12:54pm - im so scared faggets ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] the blair witch rawbject |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 5,2015 1:35pm - im so scared faggets ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 6,2015 12:52am - xmikex ""] How hard would it be to set up a fake promotion agency that does nothing but bill SWA $25 a week to repost their videos on Facebook? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 6,2015 8:55am - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""] xmikex said:How hard would it be to set up a fake promotion agency that does nothing but bill SWA $25 a week to repost their videos on Facebook? Nice going dickhead. Now somebody from SWA is gonna see that and know what you're up to! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 6,2015 9:22pm - Faust ""] Rob Wellz climbed meth mountain and still resides on the peak |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 1:45pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""] I'm surprised that we haven't heard anything more from SWA. Aren't we supposed to get another lameshit puzzle piece soon or something? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 3:42pm - Sacreligion ""] It's taking them weeks to come up with something that isn't immediately trollable. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 3:48pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""] Maybe they're all stuffing their fat faces with grilled dickcheese sandwiches! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 10,2015 9:20am - Roll Call ""] MEGA MEDIA BLAST POST!!! Looking for a sick drummer with some serious shredding chops on guitar to play with sub-par bassist who will take credit for all of your ideas! Must have professional gear! Band is guaranteed to ALMOST get signed!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 10,2015 11:28am - narcosis ""] i'm still entertained. [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 11,2015 9:20am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""] Why is the hambeast guitarist grabbing his crotch in that picture? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2015 1:11pm - SWA's fight against bullying ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2015 1:11pm - wise old man on a hill ""] because no one else will? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2015 3:10pm - HAHA Hambeast! ""] Maybe he's holding his pants together so they don't split? |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 11,2015 7:56pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""] Killing that Lynch Crotch Grab!![img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 12:44pm - Sacreligion ""] Super successful band is almost done booking it's HUGE ALMOST NATIONWIDE tour but can't find shows in its own area. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 12:45pm - Anon ""] I love that Robb's still talking up their "BIG HUGE NATIONAL TOUR!" while providing absolutely no concrete info on it. "Still Well Angel's "NO HALOS, East Coast, Tour, 2015" Friday, April 3rd- Maine Saturday, April 4th- Maine Friday, April 10th- Vermont Saturday, April 11th- Vermont Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire Friday, April 17th- New Hampshire Saturday, April 18th- N.E.M.A.- Patriots Place, Foxboro, Ma. Thurs, April 23rd- Massachusetts Friday, April 24th- Massachusetts Saturday, April 25th- Massachusetts Friday, May 1st- Rhode Island Saturday, May 2nd- Rhode Island Friday, May 8th- Connecticut Saturday, May 9th- Connecticut Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut Friday, May 15th- New Jersey Saturday, May 16th- New Jersey Friday, May 22nd- New York Saturday, May 23rd- New York Sunday, May 24th- New York Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania Saturday, June 13th- Pennsylvania Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland Friday, June 19th- Maryland Sat, June 20th -Maryland/Washington, D.C. Sun, June 21st- West Virginia Tues, June 23rd- Richmond, Virginia Weds, June 24th- Virginia Beach, Virginia Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina Fri, June 26th- North Carolina Sat, June 27th- North Carolina Fri, July 17th- South Carolina Sat, July 18th- South Carolina Sunday, July 19th- Georgia Tues, July 21st- Georgia Weds, July 22nd- Alabama Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama Friday, July 24th- Florida Saturday, July 25th- Florida Sunday, July 26th- Florida" Bets on their tour turning into "three p2p shows and a 'festival' attended by five kids"? |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 4:10pm - Rob Wellz' meth stash ""] you forgot to add hemp fest. No dates on the way back? three dates in the same state? Idiots. If they do end up in one of the southern states I hope that some local hicks chase them out of town with pitchforks for looking and being completely unhetero. Fuck their family friendly TGIF "metal" dress up game they call music. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 6:53pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""] Two dates in Rhode Island right after four dates in Massachusetts. I'm pretty sure that the person who set up this tour itinerary is actually retarded. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 8:23pm - Alx_Casket ""] They have 2 alternatives at the end of their tour: hitting it big, since the south is a time capsule where their sound is still relevant, or rushing out onto a nascar track for the grand finale of their No Return tour. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 9:53pm - xmikex ""] "We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!" Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2015 11:24pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""] June 27th in North Carolina July 17th in South Carolina Someone want to explain that to me? Are they flying home with their equipment, then going back 3 weeks later? Are they staying down there for 3 weeks? Is there a Kickstarter for these massive expenses in their future?!? They don't have enough money to actually make real CDs, but they have these plans?? And how will all of this be covered up later when it inevitably fails spectacularly? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2015 2:30am - xgodzillax ""] xmikex said:"We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!" Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked. Where is Carl Cheddarsmooth when you need him... |
| _______________________________ [Feb 17,2015 9:25am - Anon ""] This band's gonna be sucking dick at a truck stop in Jersey to make enough gas money to limp home. Calling it now. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2015 2:05pm - wise old man on a hill ""] That sure is a pretty list with absolutely no show dates on it! |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 9:16am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""] Now now, they have one show date on there; a shitty one I'm sure they'll be shilling tickets for, but I guess it's technically booked. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 1:35pm - Alx_Casket ""] The only confirmed date is because they were nerminated for a New England Music Award. Not sure they're actually playing, just dressing in their finest red and black. I really would like to see them play live, after the success of this thread. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 18,2015 1:53pm - Anon ""] Isn't it purple and black now? The color scheme for No Halo is "infected cock", right? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 3:13pm - Honest Opinion ""] Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes! |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 3:18pm - STATLER VS WALDORF ""] Honest%20Opinion said:Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes! SO MAKE ONE FAGGET |
| ______________________________ [Feb 18,2015 4:42pm - Yeti ""] Honest%20Opinion said:Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes! I'm begging you to find another band that could lead to a thread of this quality. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 6:11pm - Fuck off ""] Honest%20Opinion said:Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes! This is the best thing that's ever happened to the internet |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 7:32pm - wise old man on a hill ""] They make the jokes for us, we just repeat 'em! |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 7:44pm - The Real Robb Wells ""] http://heyevent.com/event/732865983445748/...soperators-bands-all-media-and-fans "PROMOTERS/BOOKING AGENTS/VENUE OWNERS-OPERATORS: Here you can look at the dates STILL WELL ANGEL needs to fill to make the NO HALOS tour happen for 2015. (The norm is 10-15% but we also have 'bonuses'. For 'specific' shows, the closer we're booked to the headliner the bigger the percentage (on top of the 10-15%) YOU get.) MEDIA (t.v., radio programs (online/mainstream), magazines, etc.) Hit us up as we'd love the support as well as make new friends. It's a hard road and we could use all the help we can get. BANDS: Want to play with Still Well Angel? Drop us your bands name, contact info, date and show details. If simply looking to jump on one of the tour dates as an opener, shoot us your info! FANS: Suggest a venue and we'll look into it for you. We wouldn't wanna miss ya! This tour INCLUDES any NATIONAL TOURING ACTS in need of support. For North East we'll have a FULL TOUR PACKAGE (2-3 other bands). For South East it'll just be Still Well Angel. Like every band, we'd like more larger venues/arenas. Only difference is, we'll work twice as hard as any other band to get it and maintain it. I don't need to tell YOUS this. You already know." |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 8:59pm - Herb Chambers ""] in b4 the inevitable No Halos tour bus fundraiser... |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 9:03pm - Alx_Casket ""] Just showed that schedule to my gf, her reaction: "look at those dates. These guys definitely don't have jobs, this band must be the only thing they have going for them. This is what they're doing before someone like, dies of cancer. They sound like a bunch of losers. This has to be their grand finale. This is the most exhausting tour schedule I've ever seen." |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 9:29pm - wise old man on a hill ""] 10-15% of zero can be yours, promoters! Sign up today! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 9:36pm - Sacreligion ""] Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 18,2015 9:44pm - Don't dream it, be it ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________________________________________________ [Feb 19,2015 4:15am - OK we get it. Everyone agrees that SWA are level 1000 fags ""] Thread died around page 17. You dumpster faggets need to step it up with some IRL humiliation as the faggetry in this thread is nearly maxed out (pic of dudes asshole with pentagram tattoo is technically missing). |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 19,2015 6:30am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""] Sacreligion said:Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out. It'll be gold once the pictures show up on Facebook of them playing to 5 12 year olds and a couple pissed off bartenders. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 19,2015 8:30am - Yeti ""] Sacreligion said:Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out. I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 19,2015 11:44am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""] Yeti said: I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have. "well, y'know, we took some of our own roofies, just to make the show interesting! The thousands of screaming fans must have really liked it though, and we woke up after the 2 hour autograph session, we think!" |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 19,2015 11:56am - Puzzle Piece ""] The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately. |
| _______________________________________________ [Feb 20,2015 2:10am - Hippo Press Magazine ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 20,2015 10:12am - Anon ""] Puzzle%20Piece said:The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately. That's what I think too; Robb's a fucking embarrassment, I'd be shocked if he's not looking to restart his old band because he knows he's getting on everybody's last nerve. |