ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:1230049][posts:1721]__________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 12:28pm - NH Brufaggotry ""] If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 12:46pm - legitimate question ""] NH%20Brufaggotry said:If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget. Do we pay you or does the $18 go to your probation officer? |
| _________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:13pm - Snowden ""] That dude's dead, doll's eyes in the hat ad pushed this from "funny" to "sad." |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:16pm - boblovesmusic ""] Sacreligion said:Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections. I was wondering about him, I saw that he's fb friends with a ton of friends of mine in the scene. I kinda figured he would be making better music then this with that type of connections around the area. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:23pm - Timriley ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:29pm - Yeti ""] Sacreligion said:Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections. good lord. I had completely forgotten that band existed. with good reason. |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:45pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 1:47pm - Any volunteers? ""] Ladies, don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime! [img] |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 3:49pm - xmikex ""] Still Well Angel: Homophobe Elite. Maybe they're hoping iTunes will pick up their music if they work on their hate speech. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 4:13pm - ......... ""] "an edgy look that brings out the rock star in you" Does that include the coffee ground and bleached dick beard? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 5:00pm - robotpie ""] Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it... |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2014 5:02pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] robotpie said:Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it... What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get? I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 10:02am - birthday boyz! ""] DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said: robotpie said:Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it... What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get? I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course. [img] The line for autographs must have been around the block with a fanbase like that!! |
| _______________________________ [Nov 25,2014 10:30am - Yeti ""] how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 25,2014 10:54am - Yeti ""] If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical. And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 11:12am - xmikex ""] "To Robb, Practicing my autograph signature for the day someone actally asks for it. How's it look? Keep Shreddin, Robb" |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 12:56pm - CJ Peeper ""] Yeti said:how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive. hot topic guy fieri mall fags |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:04pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] Figures, they never showed up. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:06pm - All haircut ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] Figures, they never showed up. Guess they didnt "feel" like "doing" the "legwork" to sell tickets. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:17pm - Samantha ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:49pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Bad news, guys - looks like this is sold out. |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:54pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Yeti said:If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical. And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct. lyric video "THIS KHAOS HAS TAKING ME" Weird - wouldn't have figured these guys for the whole 'Fago worship faux-Engrish thing. |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:54pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] "If you are not a false don't entry, because you'll be meeted and greeted' |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 1:55pm - isthissoldout ""] i heard something about free trips to the moon being offered. can i get a ride to this?? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 3:14pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] I'm pretty sure this is sold out. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 4:46pm - robotpie ""] Holy shit.... bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 4:50pm - robotpie ""] Fuck...their youtube channel is a goldmine. bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 4:57pm - anonymous ""] Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 25,2014 5:24pm - potential fan ""] anonymous said:Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you I thought the show was sold out. No? |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 8:22am - i dont get it ""] Alx_Casket said:[img] I'm pretty sure this is sold out. is steve trying to get tickets to his own band? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 8:33am - Alx_Casket ""] ^Typical SWA Steve being viral on the internet! |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 9:59am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] You guys just don't understand The Biz. |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 9:59am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] I graduated from the Eric Paone School of Music Management, I know. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2014 10:31am - Yeti ""] This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 10:41am - the band ""] Yeti said:This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band. TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNAY, SHOOT THE LOAD RIGHT ON MY FACCCCCCE |
| __________________________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 11:20am - Hardest working one-sided conversation ""] Screen caps don't do this justice, so here is the link. https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/ It's the ramblings of a delusional man talking to himself between both his personal page and the band's page. This is some serious Inverticrux type delusion of grandeur. Maybe they can work on a split 7" or at least teach each other how to fire a gun properly. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 11:32am - Alx_Casket ""] ^I have no words for my amazement. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2014 11:43am - Yeti ""] GET OFF MY PAGE! [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 12:02pm - what.the.fuck. ""] The contents of the "event" in that link is unbelievable and absolutely horrifying! That has to be the most pathetic display that ive ever seen from a local band; written by someone who has huge issues with insecurity, and is very delusional, self absorbed, and passive aggressive. I like how they go from: We need EVERYONE'S help/we need YOU to make this happen! To: We are angry because nobody is paying attention to this and blowing us up with show offers - the hardest working band in New England doesnt need YOU! World domination happens without YOU! Also: We are too good and work too hard to play bars and small clubs! First tour will be arenas and BIG venues only! |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2014 12:18pm - Yeti ""] It's ok, that page is only a ghost, it was DONE and DELETED as of October 14th. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 12:20pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""] Yeti said:GET OFF MY PAGE! [img] *golf clap* |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 12:27pm - Warner Bros. ""] I tried listening to Still Well Fingel to see what the hardest working band in New England sounds like, but I didn't like it. The music was bad but the vocals were worse. I felt embarrassment for them while listening to the music. They also look like buttholes. You can really sense their desperation of waking up one day and realizing that they are close to 40 and the band they've been in for 13 years isn't going anywhere. But they are Still Well Fingel. They have over 13,000 facebook likes that they paid for and 750,000 fans worldwide. SWF does not need you or Warner Bros. Records. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 12:51pm - narkybark ""] I feel legitimately bad. Like I'm watching a hurt animal. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2014 12:59pm - Yeti ""] hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 1:26pm - robotpie ""] Yeti said:hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck. Pretty sure if you just stand aside and watch it will run itself down with a truck. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 1:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] Rumors of the show being sold out confirmed by Mistress Carrie. [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 6:34pm - You can't make this shit up ""] http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/news ****Media Release**** October 11, 2013 Still Well Angel and our new single “Devour and Carry on”, has been chosen and submitted by a member of the Grammy committee last week for “Best Metal Performance” for 2013. To be given a chance and considered for this is a amazing opportunity for a SWA to get a Grammy and make a life long dream come true. Only 10 artist…s get picked per category and the finalists are then selected at the pre Grammy awards in Nashville. No telling if we make the final 5 with a chance to get a Grammy and attend the awards ceremony but just to be chosen for this is unbelievable. This is a huge blessing and a dream come true for me and SWA, a band I created in 1999 and have had nothing stop me from perusing everything this band deserves. Other big things coming soon the doors are open its time we walk though. More “Khaos” is coming starting in October….Thank you to our friends/family/ and fans for the support and believing in SWA. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 6:55pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""] HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THIS YET [YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw] at 2:59 dude asks where they're from and dudeguy goes "oh, Boston" *head down in chest* "actually... Methuen..." and then they talk about Fuck the Fire Department lady. I just keep waiting for Tommy Dice to call in. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 6:55pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""] [YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw] |
| _______________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2014 6:56pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""] dammit bennyhillifier |