ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"[views:1231459][posts:1721]______________________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 10:30am - Rawb's Tribal Schnoz ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 11:04am - Dr. Oz ""] Um didn't he have cancerous polyps in that thing hahahahahahahhaha |
| ________________________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 11:29am - Rawb‘s Tribal Schnoz ""] almost did |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 12:41pm - Real David Vincent ""] MEDIA RELEASE!! PLEASE SHARE!!! I am aware of Rawb's announcement of a collaboration with Chasse's and Stixx's replacements on new music. However, the inference that I have left Still Well Angel is incorrect. To be clear, I have not left Still Well Angel nor have I been asked to do so. Listen, I thought up a lot of that stuff on No Halo, it was really interesting to me as well. Raww Balls came in and he had some crazy ideas. And I said, Great. Let's have fun with it. No Halos. It is pretty simple, a very easy concept to understand. No Halo, it means what it says, the fans understood it. We are packing shows full of new fans, gettings tons of likes on Facebook. Legendary Dobbs was sold out, we went on at 3pm and it was sold out. No Halos, it is not even a concept album, it just really gets to the point. And for the record, I am still represented by Peter Grimm headwear. Pete said some stuff, Mike Browning said some things, STIXX did too, but he does not even like hats, I'm still getting my hats from Peter Grimm headwear. Sold out shows man, No Halos. [img] |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 7:21pm - SWA facebook troll appreciation ""] hail to Greg Wright: Greg Wright: Yeah, I heard they had a medical issue...like being sick of your shit. Hahahaha you guys are the best, 2 members down and you haven't even made it below the Mason/Dixon. You've lost more band members than there have been people in attendance on the " Do Haydo Earst Coarst Tour" |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 7:57pm - REAL TALK 1.0 ""] [img][img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2015 8:00pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] "Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!" |
| ________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 12:00pm - Anon ""] I love watching these dudes chew at their own balls like they're something important. It's some of the fucking best entertainment I get all day. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 2:25pm - i_am_lazy ""] A friend of mine with a track record of joining awful, awful bands is apparently their new drummer. Had he asked me like he occasionally used to, I would've talked him out of it. He probably would've somehow found an even worse band to join, though, like the last time. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 2:32pm - Sacreligion ""] You should ask if Robb told him that our singer got busted for soliciting gay sex from an undercover cop, because he has apparently been telling people that lately. Not a closeted homophobic response to getting trolled at all. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 2:32pm - lol wut ""] is raw balls old enough to be his father? did you ask what happened to the turtle twin? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2015 2:41pm - Anon ""] Yeah dude, if you have a line into the sanctum santorum of the SWApecave, you need to get us deets. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 3:49pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 9:00pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] Good god. They make it so easy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 9:02pm - Sacreligion ""] Also, someone needs to buy this legendary drum kit. [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 9:13pm - Alx_Casket ""] Wtf, no rocktagon?! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 9:16pm - Legit question ""] Sacreligion said:[img] "Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!" Did Eric Paone book this? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 9:25pm - I LIKE TUWWTLES ""] PURPLE DRUMKIT BUNDLLLRRRED URRRRP |
| __________________________________________________ [Jun 17,2015 10:04pm - Wise old man on a hill ""] Is he giving up drumming? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2015 1:55pm - Stillborn ""] Turtle Twin Stixx wanted to hang up his Animal mask, so Turtle Twin Cowboy Hat had no choice but to eat him and keep going. It’s all spelled out in their shit lyrics. “Devour and...CARRY ON, CARRY ON, CARRY ON.” |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2015 2:25pm - wat ""] hhahhahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 2:37pm - Raw Balls ""] What's this about Rawb lying about seeing combat in Iraq now? https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/posts/10152995927162219?comment_id=10152995939222219&offset=0&total_comments=1&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2015 3:15pm - wat ""] did he have to sell tickets in order to fight? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 3:20pm - Sacreligion ""] WORLDWIDE distribution. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 3:29pm - Kult ov SWAfaggotry ""] Sacreligion said:WORLDWIDE distribution. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 4:22pm - Sacreligion ""] https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/robbwells Robb really needs to get off the couch and find himself a woman. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 4:34pm - Alx_Casket ""] Uh, he's using couchsurfing as a dating website. Also, this: PHILOSOPHY A nerdy girl who's a nympho knows more about the universe than ANY library. Why? Well, if you don't know then your in the wrong club! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 4:39pm - Kult ov SWAfaggotry ""] also he lists himself as 30 yrs old NICE TRY |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 5:26pm - mike_network ""] WAIT, isn't he married or something? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 6:04pm - Spydre ""] Not on the road. That's the life of a world famous arena rock star like Robb Wells. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 6:14pm - Spydre ""] Also, I thought couchsurfing.com was for people looking for a cheap/free place to crash and maybe meet interesting people not a place for creepy old men to find their latest date rape victims. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 19,2015 6:50pm - Wise old man on a hill ""] You are correct sir. You forgot who we are talking about- and besides, that all goes out the window when you are WORLD FAMOUS |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 26,2015 3:04pm - Raw Balls ""] Carolinas burndled urrrrrppppp! |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 29,2015 12:09pm - no coincidence here ""] http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/...ergroup-stillwell-plotting-comeback |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 29,2015 12:29pm - Flappy Gums ""] Must be something in the name, that was terrible! I wonder how long before Rawbbert tries to sue them for stealing their name... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 30,2015 6:30am - Raw Balls ""] Jesus Christ that was terrible. Not SWA bad but damn near. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 30,2015 9:36pm - SRSLY U GYZ ""] THREAD BROKE MY COMPUTER |
| _______________________________ [Jul 2,2015 11:11am - Anon ""] http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003591619..._207342_answer_3_xlarge_xlarge.jpeg |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2015 11:32am - TRUE FACT: ""] Robb wells does NOT like Niggers. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2015 12:30pm - Alx_Casket ""] SRSLY%20U%20GYZ said:THREAD BROKE MY COMPUTER This link exists mainly for browsing this thread: http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 6,2015 8:28pm - coaxial flutter ""] [img] death to false metal |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2015 12:10pm - mike_network ""] today's blind rage is brought to you by Rob Wells, ironically calling someone's spelling mistakes out: https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155741589720176 i hate this man. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 7,2015 12:27pm - THE GREEK MYSTIQUE ""] ....that's what he calls himself now? and wants to tamper with asses? k. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 7,2015 12:28pm - THE GREEK MYSTIQUE ""] Rawb's caption for this photo reads " A typical day for SWA ". Finally he says something truthful. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jul 7,2015 12:38pm - PUDDIN ""] HAHAHAHA |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 7,2015 12:43pm - Rebel Mic Stands ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 8,2015 4:31pm - Jealous of THERE Sucksess ""] That is one quality mic stand. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 8,2015 6:16pm - xmikex ""] Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK.... Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 8,2015 6:53pm - Wise old man on a hill ""] Robb's looking for a side project? How does a world-class musician find the time? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 8,2015 7:16pm - still well angel tour rider ""] SOUTH CAROLINA or BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA.... tent camping... near Simpsonville (or south/southeast of)... any ideas to actual sites? |