| Now Find a show to go to! Jan 31 (Sat) - Dysentery, Composted, boarcorpse, psytoxia, hivesmasher, broken cross, Heisai Yasokawa's Empty Orchestra, horrifying condiments - Club Oasis (Worcester, MA) + January 31st @ Bender's Bar in Worcester, MA: COMPOSTED CD RELEASE & More!!![views:59229][posts:228][show listing] ____________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] After a much needed break, COMPOSTED is making a semi-triumphant, slight return on Saturday, January 31st at Bender's Bar in Worcester to celebrate the release of our debut EP entitled "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." Czech Republic's Cephalic Records is co-releasing the CD with our own start-up label, Gemini Multimedia. The brand new disc will be available for $6 at the show; every purchase will come with a free sticker, 2 buttons and a fancy-ass "Compostcard" (Get it? Fuck you). All designs and show flyer can be seen below! We will also have a very, very, very limited number of High On Kyrlon t-shirts in very few sizes available at the show! This is going to be a very special evening, and as always COMPOSTED will be kicking up the retardation levels to an all-time high. Some of you will be pissed off...some of you will want to give us at least half a handjob at the end of the show...the only way to find out is to come to the show and get fucking silly. http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal http://www.myspace.com/cephalicrec http://www.myspace.com/geminimultimedia [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] Hugz & Kissez, COMPOSTED P.S. I hope you like the capitalization of our band name, Prof. Dwyer. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:42pm - RichHorror ""] Good news. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:58pm - Archaeon ""] Fuck you. I'll be doing merch for these niggas at this shit so buy some distro CDs too. MMHMM |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:59pm - RichHorror ""] NO FUCK YOU |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ULTRA MEGA RETARD SPACE SAUCE IN THE FACE AHHHHHH |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:03pm - archaeon ""] RichHorror said:NO FUCK YOU oh where are those CDs you owe me? OH YEAH YOU DIDNT SEND THEM YOU FUCKING....... DOUBLE NIGGER. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:07pm - RichHorror ""] I didn't send them so much that I sent them and you're looking at them right now. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:07pm - boblovesmusicatthefilmplace ""] dammit! Now I really want to come to this show... but I have a silly family party thing to go to... Save me a copy of the CD! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:08pm - RichHorror ""] I tried getting Mike to take them from me to give to you since he's around my area a lot but he's too busy having sex with a female of legal age. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] boblovesmusicatthefilmplace said:dammit! Now I really want to come to this show... but I have a silly family party thing to go to... Save me a copy of the CD! Don't worry Wren, we'll have plenty of copies! And if the first batch miraculously sells out we'll be making a 2nd pressing posthaste. You should bring your family to this. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:23pm - archaeon ""] RichHorror said:I tried getting Mike to take them from me to give to you since he's around my area a lot but he's too busy having sex with a female of legal age. psh whats the point then? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:24pm - RichHorror ""] What's love got to do with it? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:38pm - timtirpation ""] This will be the first show I will be attending upon my return from Hong Kong.....an excellent first show to come home to indeed. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:46pm - RustyPS ""] ....sure is hot in these rhinos....... |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:59pm - DrewBlood ""] I was about to ask when the composted CD would be out. Can't wait to hear it! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 11:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] RustyPS said:....sure is hot in these rhinos....... Hahahahaha, excellent. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 12:23am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] RichHorror said:I tried getting Mike to take them from me to give to you since he's around my area a lot but he's too busy having sex with a female of legal age. To my credit, she's only been able to buy alcohol leglly for a few months now. Rich, let's hoox it up. I gots times to hang. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 12:24am - RichHorror ""] Ok, gimme a call/text/message/whatever. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 2:19am - BRADMANN ""] this'll be a hoot...wish i could make it |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 12:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dear RTTP, Bump. Thank You, Mark Fucking Richards |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:00pm - ChainsawGutfuck ""] My diapers full. I'll be there. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:00pm - blue ""] may i add that we will be debuting a new 4 piece dysentery at this show, now with 50% more proficiency with their instruments! |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] 4 x 50%= 2 BROOTAL |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:09pm - ouchdrummer ""] did i mention that i took eliots place in composted? I was lying. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:10pm - HA ""] soudns like something u would do |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm gonna be the new guitarist for the Stooges. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:39pm - ouchdrummer ""] HA said:soudns like something u would do not nice :( |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 1:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ACHTUNG! I need contact info for all the bands playing. Either PM me or send to tgretschel@gmail.com |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 2:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] There is a chance that a 2nd Fucking Richards Family Member will be performing with us at this show. We're breakin' reckids with this shit kehd. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 2:47pm - archaeon ""] I hope its your sister. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 3:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeah, you would. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 3:14pm - boblovesmusic ""] I hope its your brother. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 3:28pm - ChainsawGutfuck ""] Did I mention my diapers full? I hope it's pete. It better be pete. Im telling pete. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 3:28pm - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ACHTUNG! I need contact info for all the bands playing. Either PM me or send to tgretschel@gmail.com DUN |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 3:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shit, I don't have a brother...or do I? Pete can play too. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2009 5:51pm - dertoxia ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ACHTUNG! I need contact info for all the bands playing. Either PM me or send to tgretschel@gmail.com you've got mail! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 12:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Up |
| ______________________________ [Jan 8,2009 12:51pm - Yeti ""] i think i'm going to start early this night and walk down Park Ave. hitting up the bars before ending up loaded at Benders. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 12:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] park ave crawl hey |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 12:54pm - boblovesmusic ""] btw, Mark, where are my CDs? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 8,2009 12:55pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:park ave crawl hey thats what i was thinking. after the show is done head back up Park Ave. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 12:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shipped em out Monday! I tossed in a TYAG CD too. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:00pm - boblovesmusic ""] thanks dude! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:03pm - fishcakes ""] I will be at this shit...I hope |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] No pron Wren! Fish, you won't want to miss this. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:28pm - fishcakes ""] gonna try and get the whole band to go... |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That would be fucking sick! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:31pm - DogbiteDaveHumphreys ""] Slambamthankyouslam. I'll be there. Will it be beach gear? I got an inner tube with an Abnormality sticker on it and everything. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] surfs up! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 1:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha, no beach gear but bring it anyway Dave! The only thing I can say is that we are going above and beyond for this show. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:21pm - Pires ""] mark, do you have the CDs yet? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Not yet, I'll have them next Thursday. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:25pm - Dave_Maggot ""] sweeeeet |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] facebook invites sent. massive craziness to ensue |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:31pm - Martins ""] If I got a Composted CD, I think my family would disown me. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] pffft families are overrated anyways. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:47pm - archaeon ""] wtf is a family? |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 2:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only juggalo family is real |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:16pm - Yeti ""] BLASPHEMER!!! |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:16pm - Yeti ""] Tom you could probably get an assload of people to go. i'll organize as many as i can. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm tryin to get this to sell out... max capacity is 175 i think |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:21pm - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'm tryin to get this to sell out... max capacity is 175 i think That'd be fucking amazing! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] just tell everyone to expect the unexpected. . . with the elipses at the end. you gotta verbalize the elipses. elipses. elipses. truth be told. . .i don't even know if i'm spelling that word right. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:58pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] ellipsis |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 3:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha if that many people showed up to witness such an event I would laugh until I ejaculated. Twice. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] haha thank you drew |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:04pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] no problem, i had a dwyer moment there |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Somebody's gotta do it now that Dwyer is going senile. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:12pm - Martins ""] Dwyer is Mothman. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer is more like that huge spider in a diaper on Aqua Teen played by MC Chris. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "I eat people juice! No one's gonna hire a people juice eater!" -MC Dwyerpants |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:35pm - ouchdrummer ""] the Horrifying Condiments have been preparing for this show by eating a gallon of mayonaise per day.... and then punching each other in the kidneys till out knuckles bleed..... then masturbating. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 4:35pm - ouchdrummer ""] ....it's the most fun i've had with a band since i threw fluffanutter all over a crowd in 96'. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 5:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Horrifying Condiments is the most fun you can have with your pants on. Or off. In other news, Composted will have brand new, LIMITED EDITION t shirts for THIS SHOW ONLY! We're only making 20-25 and they're going to be retarded. I'll post the design as soon as I finish it. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 6:18pm - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:facebook invites sent. massive craziness to ensue invite me......pwetty pwease? http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=650577373 |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 6:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you have to accept my facebook fwiendship first |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 6:27pm - archaeon ""] http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1232340416 dew it |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 7:06pm - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:you have to accept my facebook fwiendship first done...and done |
| ________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 7:07pm - RustyPS ""] gotcha too Grant |
| _________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 7:11pm - archaeon ""] damn right. peanuts. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 10:08pm - archaeon ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 11:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I cannot stop laughing at that fucking picture. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2009 11:31pm - Dave_Maggot ""] HAAAAAA!! |
| _____________________________ [Jan 9,2009 7:19am - Yeti ""] the best part of this is the style of bar that Bender's is. has anyone besides Tom and I been there? its not quite what you'll expect. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:27am - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:the best part of this is the style of bar that Bender's is. has anyone besides Tom and I been there? its not quite what you'll expect. oh oh oh... is it a strip bar? |
| ________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:33am - ScmFck ""] its kinda sucks, i've been kicked out of there on 3 consecutive st. patricks day bar crawls. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:33am - ScmFck ""] never been there for a show though |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 9:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said:the best part of this is the style of bar that Bender's is. has anyone besides Tom and I been there? its not quite what you'll expect. haha its gonna be like serving prime rib on the lid of a garbage can |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 11:54am - ouchdrummer ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Yeti said:the best part of this is the style of bar that Bender's is. has anyone besides Tom and I been there? its not quite what you'll expect. haha its gonna be like serving prime rib on the lid of a garbage can is the prime rib the music.... or is the prime rib the establishment? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:00pm - Sacreligion ""] this show just got 1000x more awesome. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrummer said: FuckIsMySignature said: Yeti said:the best part of this is the style of bar that Bender's is. has anyone besides Tom and I been there? its not quite what you'll expect. haha its gonna be like serving prime rib on the lid of a garbage can is the prime rib the music.... or is the prime rib the establishment? i was relating the music to the steak... i guess its all a matter of perspective though. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sac, do you have something to contribute to Horrifying Condiments? Cuz you should. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:17pm - Sacreligion ""] i have a meat whistle and a couple of bells i could throw down. i'll be making some kind of noise. be sure of that... in all actuality i have one of the most annoying noisemakers you'll ever hear. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Is it your face? OH SNAP! I cannot wait for this fucking show. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:27pm - ouchdrummer ""] Sacreligion said:i have a meat whistle and a couple of bells i could throw down. i'll be making some kind of noise. be sure of that... in all actuality i have one of the most annoying noisemakers you'll ever hear. your mouth? OH SNAP! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:28pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow....... how gay was that? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:29pm - ouchdrummer ""] Mark- your post seriously wasn't their when i did mine.... |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:31pm - Sacreligion ""] that sounds like a guilty tone to me, sir. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:31pm - RustyPS ""] that was so cute....lol |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:32pm - ouchdrummer ""] RustyPS- YOU are the one that is "so cute"! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha, JIM, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:40pm - ouchdrummer ""] sorry, i know that was totally uncalled for.... FIMS- you are also adorable. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:40pm - Yeti ""] this show is going to be like a Bjork song. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] is youUOUouoUououOUOUOuouuuuuuuu |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:41pm - Sacreligion ""] FuckIsMySignature said:[img][img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i dont remember saying red x alot of times |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:44pm - ouchdrummer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Hahahaha, JIM, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! You shouldn't be so nervous, i am not the one who will give you throat cancer by being in your head..... i will leave it at that. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:44pm - Yeti ""] yeah that worked the first time. FAIL ON MIKE. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeti, I am so confused by your post, but I kinda like it. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:50pm - Yeti ""] and here's another one. those folks back in New York don't know what they're missing. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] YEAH. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:52pm - Yeti ""] how much are those shirts going to be? i'll get there like 5 hours early to get one. it should say Worcester somewhere on it. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] $10 sir. Design will be up TONIGHT. All I have to say is: wiggers, slambulance, jets. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:55pm - Yeti ""] oh man i can't wait. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:56pm - RustyPS ""] ouchdrummer said:RustyPS- YOU are the one that is "so cute"!*blushes* |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 12:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pig pile on Rusty! |
| ________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:09pm - RustyPS ""] GAH! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:15pm - narkybark ""] there's so much gay in here, I had to avert my eyes. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 9,2009 1:16pm - Yeti ""] what are you doing? i'm averting my eyes oh lord. well don't! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 2:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] narkybark said:there's so much gay in here, I had to avert my eyes. ya, cause that makes sense. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 3:00pm - narkybark ""] well, you know, if it was something hot I would've had to watch. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 6:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Another note for this show: anyone who knows the lyrics to Land On A Cock BETTER be singing along. And those who don't know the lyrics better fucking learn them. You have 3 weeks. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 6:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] awwww hoooomework... i'll make up my own words the night before instead. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 6:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I wish I had homework like learning the lyrics to a song about dicks, sung in the voice of a whorish old woman. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 7:07pm - archaeon ""] i knew the lyrics to this song before it was poorly improvised. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 7:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You'll have to set the record straight then Grannywanny. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I believe we will also have these stickers in stock for the show: [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:52pm - archaeon ""] You're right. that is ugly. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i wanna unwrap it and eat it |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 8:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] WHO WILL POSSESS THE GOLDEN TICKET?! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 1:05pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 7:55pm - immortal13 ""] I'll be going to this show. It's a saturday night and I'll probably have nothing else to do, plus the lineup is great. I'll make sure to bring some extra dough for merch too. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 9:40pm - ouchdrummer ""] narkybark(damon Boarcorpse bassplayer) is now playing in horrifying condiments. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 9:43pm - rustyps ""] Horrifying Condiments is taking over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 12:22am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Horrifying Condiments is surprisingly coming along a lot better and not as shitty as I expected. I expect ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS to ruin it with noisemakers, kazoos, trash cans, your shitty fucking faceholes and whatever else you have that could cause a ruckus. If you don't like it, you will be directed towards the door. The Horrifying Condiments line up will be: -Yours truly, AKA Duderonymous Cacaface on the potty mouth -Eliot "The Blackness Monster" Bayless, AKA Dr. Huxtable's Illegitimate FunkChild on the guitfiddle -Damon Pessaris or however the fuck you spell your last name you son of a bitch, AKA Lowend McPoopiepants on the fat bottom boat ride -Jimbo Fitzyfitz, AKA Jungle Jim or some other stupid nickname on the hitty things -ALL OF YOU ON EVERYTHING EVER A few songs you can expect to hear: -Tom Cruise Control: this is a song about being obsessed with Tom Cruise and how much you want his seed across your cocksucker. -Gynaecomastic Rage: the anthem for dudes who are really fucking angry about having m00bs. -Black Metal Fashion Show: black metal is gay and so are you. -Breakdown's Syndrome: breakdowns are retarded and so are you. Lastly, that Composted sticker above should have a pink background, not purple; not sure why it came out that way. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 2:26am - ouchdrummer ""] all i can say is that the HC practice today was.....enlightening... i will never be the same. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:42am - SacreligionNLI ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 10:01am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha excellent! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 4:59pm - vesgoreNLI ""] i am already pretty spooked about horrifying condiments |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 5:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] As you should be, Vessy. I'm probably going to make sexual advances towards you. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 6:28pm - SacreligionNLI ""] vessy's just afraid of black people in his experimental metal. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 6:29pm - ouchdrummer ""] SacreligionNLI said:vessy's just afraid of black people in his experimental metal. I am not really sure that you would call it experimental... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 6:32pm - SacreligionNLI ""] from the way i've seen it described, experimental seems to be the only proper word. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 7:14pm - ouchdrummer ""] yeah. honestly though, that doesn't fit. I would say.. ah fuck it, you'll see. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 7:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's more sensually experimental. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:02pm - boblovesmusic ""] I might be able to make part of this show! At least 10 to whenever! Also, the CDs finally came! Thanks again! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:14pm - ouchdrummer ""] ren!? you won't see the our set? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 8:27pm - boblovesmusic ""] Trust me! I'm bummed! I have like three things that night that I'm required to be at! This is one of them, plus a family party and an a cappella show at the synagogue that I work at! Please have another show! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 10:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Glad you got the CDs dude! If you get there at 10, you'll probably only catch Composted and Dysentery. Horrifying Condiments will definitely have more shows. Who knows when and where though. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 10:12pm - the_reverend ""] ps: he won for your sins! http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/11/golden.globes/index.html [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 3:48pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 10:46pm - DrewBlood ""] i am starting to find all condiments horrifying |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm just going to have to post lyrics to the song I just wrote for HC, so it gives you a feel for how horrifying we really are... Asses to Ashes, Nuts to Dust I saw you walking alone on the side of the road Daydreamin’ of your hips screamin’ out my name Oh how I’ve been fantasizin’, romanticizin’ Of straight violatin’, fornicatin’ and creamin’ such a dame I pulled up slow and smooth like a menthol cigarette Your lips said mister, no, but my cock said sister, yes I love you lady, let me feed your little lion with my lust I’ll turn your asshole into ashes and my nuts into dust C’maaawwwwnnn… Asses to ashes, nuts to dust Let’s spread it on thick and do it in the butt Nuts to dust, asses to ashes Let my love lotion soothe ya rashes You wanna be tough, you got it, here’s your chance Got you by the scruff, bitch, take off ya hot pants No use to struggle now that I got you in a flesh muzzle C’mon puddin’ pop, my penis is the last piece to ya poopshoot puzzle I feel it honey, now we’re movin’ and a-groovin’ Moanin’ and groanin’ while people watch us bonin’ Shocked by the size of my cock, you’re drippin’ on the sidewalk I knew you’d come around when I took it to the brown C’maaawwwwwnnn… Dust from nuts, ashes from asses, Go downtown, let me bust it on ya glasses Asses to ashes, nuts to dust Next time baby we can make it a snuff Just for a minute…I could have sworn I saw you and me with a family in my mind… We could record birthday parties over all my porn, Leave my promiscuous ways behind. I clean out my bank account to buy you a ring Get a 2nd job so we can have kids and a home You’re so pretty, when I see you I hear angels sing Nah, you know I don’t give a fuck about a ho You’re gettin’ uneasy as I tear your ass up, Getting gamey, stomach’s queasy, I feel it in my final thrusts Thrown to the side, you’ve had a ride, but bitch I gotta screw UH Don’t want yo numbah cuz bitch, your ass been chewed up |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It should be noted that Granny Monster helped write some of those lyrics. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:08am - FuckIsMySignature ""] phenomenal |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:10am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Thank you sir. There are many more gems where that came from. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:12am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you should write a song about colon blow |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll write a song about ya face. There is a song called Poopchutes & Ladders. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 2:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:13pm - Archaeon ""] Tom still needs to make a facebook event for this. kthx |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:14pm - RustyPS ""] GIT ON DA BAWL |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Archaeon said:Tom still needs to make a facebook event for this. kthx i did that like a week ago |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:44pm - RustyPS ""] invites?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you are not invited because you are teh suck |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:19pm - RustyPS ""] that makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you and grant both just got invites... check yo BOOKFACE |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:29pm - ouchdrumm ""] i didn't get an invite... can i still play? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:34pm - RustyPS ""] I just sent a shitload of invites |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrumm said:i didn't get an invite... can i still play? NO NOT EVER |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] do you have a facebook account? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] updates soon... when i FUCKIN FEEL LIKE IT. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 12:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this show has been moved down the street to London Billiards since Benders was nice enough to go out of business before the show. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 2:47pm - archaeon ""] Pussies. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 2:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Benders was apparently too afraid of this show. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 3:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Bender's closed up like one of those saloons in an old western movie when they see the bad guy roll into town. I'll be posting a new flyer WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. Two can play at this game, Tom. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 3:28pm - RustyPS ""] flyer v1084753420.0 |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:21pm - aaron_michael ""] mother fuck. so far. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Got that right Aaron. I wish this show was RIGHT NOW. Also, just got the first batch of Composted stickers (We Turn Tricks On Sesame St.); postcards shipped yesterday, CDs shipped today and seizure color stickers will be picked up on Friday. Bring your fucking wallets. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mmm Mmm BITCHES |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] so the cds will be in friday? thursday? thriday? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hopefully tomorrow, but realistically Friday or Saturday. If I get them tomorrow I'll masturbate all over every single one of those motherfuckers. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 5:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] worrd |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 5:04pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll masturbate all over every single one anyway, no matter what day they come. cuz it seems like it belongs there anyway. also hamper devastation |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 7:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAMPERS AIN'T SAFE KEHD! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 7:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] not with me around |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 8:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] SHITTIN HAMPAHS SINCE 2008 |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 10:33pm - ouchdrummer ""] did i mention that Boarcorpse just got added to this show? fact. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 10:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:23pm - RustyPS ""] ouchdrummer said:did i mention that Boarcorpse just got added to this show? fact.AWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SHIT JUST GOT REAL |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You motherfuckers are SERIOUSLY going to shit your dick when you hear the new Boarcorpse lineup. Shit really did just really get really real. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:34pm - grizloch ""] "Club Oasis features a 1,000 square foot dance floor, stage, full service bar and pool tables for special events, the room is equipped with a newly installed, state of the art lighting and sound systems that are sure to ROCK YOUR WORLD! Tilted, mirrored ceilings enhance the club's vibrant atmosphere. Located inside London Billiards at 70 James Street, we are minutes from Park Avenue and Webster Square Plaza in Worcester, MA. Open Thursday through Sunday evenings until 2:00 AM, we feature a variety of entertainment from karaoke, award winning DJ’s, and live bands to colorful theme parties. Plus, don’t forget about the incredible space that is available for private parties. Club Oasis is dedicated to providing the area's best nightclub experience boasting a dynamic and diversified clientele mix. Our DJ's spin the hottest dance music including hip-hop, house, electronica, R&B and more. Ushering a new era of nightlife to Worcester and a club experience unlike any other in the area, we've raised the bar so high in Worcester that you must experience it to appreciate it. Just the best in music, entertainment and drinks (not to mention a HOT staff). See you soon!!" IM BRINGING THE HOT STAFF |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll bring the hot SHIT. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 12:31am - narkybark ""] This is now serious business. I'll bring the hot stuff. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 10:30am - ouchdrummer ""] grizloch- you coming all the way out for this one? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""] this got moved to Oasis? that's cool, Oasis is bigger. i like that place too, the sound is really good. when Anal Cunt played there you could hear everything. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:15am - aaron_michael ""] is this shit still all ages? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:17am - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:this got moved to Oasis? that's cool, Oasis is bigger. i like that place too, the sound is really good. when Anal Cunt played there you could hear everything. Playing one show with good sound is better than playing 10 where no one can hear you. Especially with any sort of metal. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:51am - grizloch ""] yessir ouch, I play bass for Psytoxia I can only assume from their website that club oasis and london billiards are one and the same, I base this on nothing but seriously, hot staff, I's got it |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:54am - ouchdrummer ""] nice, i wasn't aware of your involvement with said band. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 12:49pm - Yeti ""] aaron_michael said:is this shit still all ages? i'm fairly certain that Oasis is 21+. to Grizloch, yeah they are in the same place. there is a glass door in the far back end of London Billiards, to the left of the bar, that leads into the club. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 12:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This is 18+ from what I'm told. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:05pm - Yeti ""] you're probably right, i don't know how the club works in that regard. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:06pm - ouchdrummer ""] 18+ is fantastic. With all the advertising for the "hot staff" there should be plenty of tender teens. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:09pm - ouchdrummer ""] James st. huh... did anyone else ever go to the old "espresso bar"((s) i think there were 3 total that i went to, maybe only 2 though). The last time i went to what i believed was the final location of the espresso bar it was on James st. I have so many good memories from that place. So many good bands, so many sweaty dudes, so many joints in the parking lot, and so many blood stains on my clothes.. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ya the owner said 18+. and its in the same building as the Espresso Bar used to be. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] :duffbeer: |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrummer said:did i mention that Boarcorpse just got added to this show? fact. QTF mofos. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 2:11pm - ouchdrummer ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ya the owner said 18+. and its in the same building as the Espresso Bar used to be. The same building, but not the same exact space right? Cause that place wasn't that big... but anyways, that's fantastic!! I never got to play there (and still won't) but it's close enough. memories.... Tom- did you go there a lot as a kid/young tiger? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 2:13pm - ouchdrummer ""] ALL THE OTHER BANDS: Do any of your drummers trigger their bassdrum? If so, do they have a moniter? I would be willing to share my PA/two JBLs if i could use their moniter. Most clubs won't let ya do the trigger through the same system as the PA. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 2:17pm - RustyPS ""] no triggers for our drummer |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 2:21pm - ouchdrummer ""] i am not gonna use the triggers for the HORRIFYING set, just gonna use my heavy ass DW beaters. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 2:23pm - ouchdrummer ""] FuckIsMySignature- let me just say that BOARCORPSE is really, really, excited about this show. And we are all very thankful for the chance to be on this bill. Thank you. *smooch* It's gonna be so much fun. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 3:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrummer said:Tom- did you go there a lot as a kid/young tiger? ya used to cause all kinds of trouble round that area. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 3:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm going to make this show extra hilarious by not showing up. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 3:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAHAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 5:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] it could happem. I'll probably have mono by then. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 5:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If you're lucky. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 6:12pm - sacreligion ""] oasis is def 18+. drinks are a little more expensive at this joint but if jen's working then she'll make you some good drinks. cool venue, though. the owners kind of a douche but the stage is nice and they have a pretty good PA from what i remember. a lot more room than bender's as well. i wouldn't be surprised to see a lot more shows at this place after this one. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 6:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i may need a soundguy to work the board. i have a guy in mind but i'm not so sure his ear is atuned to extreme metal. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 6:26pm - sacreligion ""] i may know someone who can help you out, tom...i'll let you know in a few |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 6:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] killer... also Tam (bar owner) said someone stole the floor monitors at the last show. wtf is wrong with people. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 6:33pm - sacreligion ""] lots. the two people i had in mind may have a prior engagement. what is the time frame for this show? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 9:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] 7pm to 1am |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 10:12pm - Blue nli ""] Lets try to keep this 8 FUCKING BAND SHOW moving at a decent pace, as much as id love to play at 12:30 to like 5 people who are sick of watching bands plzkthx |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 10:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] chill blue- you have a pm. check it |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:47pm - blue ""] hahaha i know im an asshole. just a realistic asshole. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 8:46am - ouchdrummer ""] Come on Blue, you think the kids wanna miss Dysentery? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 8:54am - ouchdrummer ""] AND... Boarcorpse and Horrifying are doing pretty short sets. |