| Now Find a show to go to! Jan 31 (Sat) - Dysentery, Composted, boarcorpse, psytoxia, hivesmasher, broken cross, Heisai Yasokawa's Empty Orchestra, horrifying condiments - Club Oasis (Worcester, MA) + January 31st @ Bender's Bar in Worcester, MA: COMPOSTED CD RELEASE & More!!![views:59464][posts:228][show listing] _______________________________________ [Jan 11,2009 10:12pm - the_reverend ""] ps: he won for your sins! http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/11/golden.globes/index.html [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 3:48pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 10:46pm - DrewBlood ""] i am starting to find all condiments horrifying |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm just going to have to post lyrics to the song I just wrote for HC, so it gives you a feel for how horrifying we really are... Asses to Ashes, Nuts to Dust I saw you walking alone on the side of the road Daydreamin’ of your hips screamin’ out my name Oh how I’ve been fantasizin’, romanticizin’ Of straight violatin’, fornicatin’ and creamin’ such a dame I pulled up slow and smooth like a menthol cigarette Your lips said mister, no, but my cock said sister, yes I love you lady, let me feed your little lion with my lust I’ll turn your asshole into ashes and my nuts into dust C’maaawwwwnnn… Asses to ashes, nuts to dust Let’s spread it on thick and do it in the butt Nuts to dust, asses to ashes Let my love lotion soothe ya rashes You wanna be tough, you got it, here’s your chance Got you by the scruff, bitch, take off ya hot pants No use to struggle now that I got you in a flesh muzzle C’mon puddin’ pop, my penis is the last piece to ya poopshoot puzzle I feel it honey, now we’re movin’ and a-groovin’ Moanin’ and groanin’ while people watch us bonin’ Shocked by the size of my cock, you’re drippin’ on the sidewalk I knew you’d come around when I took it to the brown C’maaawwwwwnnn… Dust from nuts, ashes from asses, Go downtown, let me bust it on ya glasses Asses to ashes, nuts to dust Next time baby we can make it a snuff Just for a minute…I could have sworn I saw you and me with a family in my mind… We could record birthday parties over all my porn, Leave my promiscuous ways behind. I clean out my bank account to buy you a ring Get a 2nd job so we can have kids and a home You’re so pretty, when I see you I hear angels sing Nah, you know I don’t give a fuck about a ho You’re gettin’ uneasy as I tear your ass up, Getting gamey, stomach’s queasy, I feel it in my final thrusts Thrown to the side, you’ve had a ride, but bitch I gotta screw UH Don’t want yo numbah cuz bitch, your ass been chewed up |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 12,2009 11:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It should be noted that Granny Monster helped write some of those lyrics. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:08am - FuckIsMySignature ""] phenomenal |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:10am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Thank you sir. There are many more gems where that came from. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:12am - FuckIsMySignature ""] you should write a song about colon blow |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll write a song about ya face. There is a song called Poopchutes & Ladders. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 2:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:13pm - Archaeon ""] Tom still needs to make a facebook event for this. kthx |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:14pm - RustyPS ""] GIT ON DA BAWL |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Archaeon said:Tom still needs to make a facebook event for this. kthx i did that like a week ago |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 3:44pm - RustyPS ""] invites?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you are not invited because you are teh suck |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:19pm - RustyPS ""] that makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you and grant both just got invites... check yo BOOKFACE |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:29pm - ouchdrumm ""] i didn't get an invite... can i still play? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:34pm - RustyPS ""] I just sent a shitload of invites |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrumm said:i didn't get an invite... can i still play? NO NOT EVER |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] do you have a facebook account? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 13,2009 10:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] updates soon... when i FUCKIN FEEL LIKE IT. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 12:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this show has been moved down the street to London Billiards since Benders was nice enough to go out of business before the show. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 2:47pm - archaeon ""] Pussies. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 2:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Benders was apparently too afraid of this show. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 3:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Bender's closed up like one of those saloons in an old western movie when they see the bad guy roll into town. I'll be posting a new flyer WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. Two can play at this game, Tom. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 3:28pm - RustyPS ""] flyer v1084753420.0 |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:21pm - aaron_michael ""] mother fuck. so far. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Got that right Aaron. I wish this show was RIGHT NOW. Also, just got the first batch of Composted stickers (We Turn Tricks On Sesame St.); postcards shipped yesterday, CDs shipped today and seizure color stickers will be picked up on Friday. Bring your fucking wallets. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mmm Mmm BITCHES |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] so the cds will be in friday? thursday? thriday? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 4:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hopefully tomorrow, but realistically Friday or Saturday. If I get them tomorrow I'll masturbate all over every single one of those motherfuckers. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 5:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] worrd |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 5:04pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll masturbate all over every single one anyway, no matter what day they come. cuz it seems like it belongs there anyway. also hamper devastation |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 7:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAMPERS AIN'T SAFE KEHD! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 7:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] not with me around |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 8:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] SHITTIN HAMPAHS SINCE 2008 |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 10:33pm - ouchdrummer ""] did i mention that Boarcorpse just got added to this show? fact. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 10:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:23pm - RustyPS ""] ouchdrummer said:did i mention that Boarcorpse just got added to this show? fact.AWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SHIT JUST GOT REAL |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You motherfuckers are SERIOUSLY going to shit your dick when you hear the new Boarcorpse lineup. Shit really did just really get really real. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:34pm - grizloch ""] "Club Oasis features a 1,000 square foot dance floor, stage, full service bar and pool tables for special events, the room is equipped with a newly installed, state of the art lighting and sound systems that are sure to ROCK YOUR WORLD! Tilted, mirrored ceilings enhance the club's vibrant atmosphere. Located inside London Billiards at 70 James Street, we are minutes from Park Avenue and Webster Square Plaza in Worcester, MA. Open Thursday through Sunday evenings until 2:00 AM, we feature a variety of entertainment from karaoke, award winning DJ’s, and live bands to colorful theme parties. Plus, don’t forget about the incredible space that is available for private parties. Club Oasis is dedicated to providing the area's best nightclub experience boasting a dynamic and diversified clientele mix. Our DJ's spin the hottest dance music including hip-hop, house, electronica, R&B and more. Ushering a new era of nightlife to Worcester and a club experience unlike any other in the area, we've raised the bar so high in Worcester that you must experience it to appreciate it. Just the best in music, entertainment and drinks (not to mention a HOT staff). See you soon!!" IM BRINGING THE HOT STAFF |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 14,2009 11:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll bring the hot SHIT. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 12:31am - narkybark ""] This is now serious business. I'll bring the hot stuff. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 10:30am - ouchdrummer ""] grizloch- you coming all the way out for this one? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""] this got moved to Oasis? that's cool, Oasis is bigger. i like that place too, the sound is really good. when Anal Cunt played there you could hear everything. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:15am - aaron_michael ""] is this shit still all ages? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:17am - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:this got moved to Oasis? that's cool, Oasis is bigger. i like that place too, the sound is really good. when Anal Cunt played there you could hear everything. Playing one show with good sound is better than playing 10 where no one can hear you. Especially with any sort of metal. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:51am - grizloch ""] yessir ouch, I play bass for Psytoxia I can only assume from their website that club oasis and london billiards are one and the same, I base this on nothing but seriously, hot staff, I's got it |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:54am - ouchdrummer ""] nice, i wasn't aware of your involvement with said band. |