Asystole to break up....Final show[views:50862][posts:242][show listing] ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 2:27pm - Big and Short ""] Terrible news. One of Boston's finest bands calling it quits. Their last show will be Friday at the middle east downstairs at midnight. Everyone please show up to wish them off. It's too bad. They had a buzz goin around boston |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 3:26pm - Big and Short ""] What the fuck? You will see us play one more time and you will respect us. We will smoke every band on this board. Be there(middle east) or don't listen to the best live band one more time |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2007 3:49pm - hoss ""] Big and Short said:What the fuck? You will see us play one more time and you will respect us. We will smoke every band on this board. Be there(middle east) or don't listen to the best live band one more time WOW:shocked: |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:02pm - Anthony ""] has anyone ever heard of this band? buzz around Boston? I don't recall this. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:06pm - Aegathis ""] i was wondering the same thing. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:11pm - yummy ""] Thankfully you guys are all done. Any band that has to post "terrible news" when their own band calls it quits should have never played at all. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:13pm - Big and Short ""] Your all fags if you haven't heard of us. Losers. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:14pm - Dwellingsickness ""] "Sounding in the same vein as Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne, ASYSTOLE delivers high energy metal with a unique edge that just skates upon the mainstream public eye. Based out of the Boston music scene, Tim Munroe, Art Gordon, Greg Gillis, and J.J. Long have been rehearsing their dynamic sound together since the summer of 2004. Their hard work ethic and overpowering stage performance have captured the hearts of many while subliminally bridging the gap between hardcore and hard rock genres." - from the website Who are the fags? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:19pm - Big and Short ""] whatevr keep listening to gay bands like job for a cowboy. nobody likes that ultra brutal extreme crap. your failure bands arent going to get any fans playing like that. its not that hard to be sucessful. your just all failures. have a nice life |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:26pm - Big and Short ""] seriously though, if you've never been to an asystole or any of our brothers shows like spinny 5 or trashmop, than you know nothing about the music scene here. You failures make me ashamed to be from boston. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:27pm - slow ""] a band failing is when they don't make it and break up, right? what grade are you in dude? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:43pm - dreadkill ""] my ex is friends with this band. if big and short is really from that band, then fuck em. what a dickhead. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:50pm - Anthny ""] From their Myspace: "Sounds Like Sevendust with a dash of Killswitch " SOUNDS LIKE AIDS |
| __________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:51pm - Spinny5 ""] My bros tell me some chumps on here are tawkin shit. If anybody has a problem with asystole then they have a problem with Spinny5. and you don't want that kind of trouble. Trust me. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:52pm - C.DEAD ""] "If anybody has a problem with asystole then they have a problem with Spinny5. and you don't want that kind of trouble. Trust me. " HE SOUNDS E-FURIOUS! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:53pm - trashmop ""] werd to that, cuz. any bustaz that wany to step to dis, we down. im a bust a cap in any trick azz bustaz that gots sum shit 2 say bout aristotle. roll on one |
| _________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:54pm - C.DEAD ""] I think i just realized this is a joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:58pm - anonamuuus ""] we're all glad you're done...fags. the only good Asystole was from colorado in the early 90's. good death metal on seraphic decay....not faggot metalcore from mass. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 4:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Why are you hiding your name? Do you think they're going to beat you up? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 5:00pm - RichHorror ""] Metalcore is serious business. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 5:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Fact: Nobody should have responded to this thread after the second post. xmikex said:[img] here's a sneak peek at the album art for the theoretical Spinny 5 demo. Ya welcome. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 5:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ohhh i've been waiting for another thread like this for some time now. awaiting confirmation of said band's awful music... |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 5:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Confirmed: Awful. FAIL |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 6:25pm - SacreligionNLI ""] why am i even posting on this thread? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2007 6:30pm - Lamp ""] RichHorror said:Metalcore is serious business. You're being too generous, I'd say it's emo college rock metal by the description. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 17,2007 6:33pm - pam ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Fact: Nobody should have responded to this thread after the second post. Exactly. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2007 10:24pm - cav ""] WOOOOOOOOOOOW |
| ______________________________ [Jul 17,2007 10:26pm - Cav ""] http://www.myspace.com/asystoleband listening to this band is even funnier than the lameness of this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 10:32pm - brian_dc ""] having a recording studio must suck so much. so many shitty bands that want to get on record sucking. |
| __________________________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 10:47pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WHY OH WHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO actually this is pretty terrible. feel free to email me for a two page examiniation of what I do and don't like about the song "Ambrosia" |
| ________________________________ [Jul 17,2007 11:01pm - Pires ""] Wait? So this band is for real? God fucking damn...This is terrible even for metalcore...Get some originality, and maybe some people who know how to sing/play instrumenets, stray away from the verse, chorus, "bridge", chorus formation of songs, and you MIGHT be worthy enough to suck a dick...You guys are breaking up cause no one gives a FUCK about a "buncha metal-thugs"(yes, that's a direct quote from their myspace). Die losers... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 12:24am - Samantha ""] :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 12:47am - FleshFries ""] Big and Short said:nobody likes that ultra brutal extreme crap. fuck...i could have sworn i enjoyed listening to Decapitated the other day, but if Big and Short says i'm wrong then i must be...i mean cmon folks, he's in Asystole........*cums on the guitarist's face* |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 6:22am - fucktard ""] [img] "the biggest supporters when it comes to the local scene" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 6:23am - fucktard ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 7:48am - big and short ""] What the fuck? After my second post someone else posted under my name. Fuck you all. You wouldn't know good music if you were deepthroating it. Asystole may be broken up but will never die to all of our fans. Fuck RTTP and fuck death metal. We are better than all of you |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 8:11am - the_reverend ""] who? is this band named after the store in the mail where the dudes have their shirts 1/2 off? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 8:52am - DreamingInExile ""] wow... I just had to see how bad this really was, and my first impression was "wow, this is gay" and after listening for a while, I realized that it's not just gay, it's a flaming truckload of gay, with off key whimpery queer clean vocals, sub-par-at-best weak 'harsh' vocals, insanely boring guitar and drum work, and not an original thought out of every riff I suffered through... I'm going to go listen to the new Nile. But since "no one listens to ultra brutal extreme crap", I feel that I should, since Nile and many many many other bands work hard to come up with original ideas. Just a question: If an unoriginal band, that noone I know has ever heard of, calling it quits because the didn't make it in the first 2-1/2 years of their existance, fails, does anyone care? I don't. go back to the gaystate cock board where you belong. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 9:02am - timjohn ""] this band is beyond terrible |
| _________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 9:13am - c.dead ""] Wow, it really wasn't a joke. That makes it even more pathetic. Seraphic Decay was a great label. Put out some stellar 7in's way back. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 9:31am - timjohn ""] i like how he acts like his second post wasn't completely retarded. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:38am - Cav ""] damnit i dont think spinny 5 and trashmop really exist. at least on myspace i cant find them. boooo. i wanted more nu metal to make fun of. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:43am - FuckIsMySignature ""] my sentiments exactly |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:49am - archaeon ""] this band is the best |
| ________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 12:01pm - haha ""] This is a photo of the whole band celebrating with their fans. All 6 of them. I'd say it was just their family but one of them is chinese and must like the band. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 12:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha ya that asian chick looks like Hazel Mae after having a massive allegeric reaction |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:00pm - dreadkill ""] she has a round fleshy face |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:08pm - Niccolai ""] HAHHAHAAHAHA how did I miss this thread. This is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Who the fuck is named spinny5? haha what a bunch of faggots. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i got fingers crossed for a reunion tour of new england rest stops |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:10pm - Niccolai ""] fucktard said:[img] Quick question /rttp/, who do you think is more of a disgusting pig? the disgusting pig in the black shirt, the disgusting pig in the white shirt, or the other disgusting pig in the black shirt? or the kid in the Hot Topic as i lay dying shirt with the hot topic sweatbands and Hot Topic Choker necklace who probably works at We Got What's Hot? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:11pm - BlackoutRick ""] Wow. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think we scared them away. :( |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2007 1:31pm - Cav ""] that bitch does have a fleshy face. HAHA |
| _________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 2:06pm - c.dead ""] I finally looked at their myspace and they have to be the gayest band i ever did see. I like how they have a street team, hahahaha, i can't even believe, a street team. hahahahah, its called the Flatliners! this is so awesome, i would have never have known the pleasures of Asystole aha, this is so great. I like how they sound like Sevendust and Killswitch, they rule so hard. hahahahah. i can't stop being insane over this band. Thank you guys for the memories, i will miss you. i will listen to the tracks tonight to verify how much i love these original tunes of sevendust meets Killswitch. they were really a step ahead and better than even Sevendust meeting up with Killswitch for a jam session. Brilliant musicians, really ugly fat guys playing late nineties radio rock rifffs, as i lay dying shirts, fatty girls wearing their shirts (i want one!), jagermeister as a sponsor (Only 150 bands get this honor, does YOUR band have Jager as a sponsor? Give up already death metal fruit cakes!), a dude named JJ (YEAH!!!!), their cd's are in Newbruy Comics for convienence, and i love this qoute: "... Whether its to ten, or hundreds of people, here's an act that continually busts ass on stage, time and time again." See, its all about dedication. And a great bio, pussies like you fags couldn't write it: "In the medical world "asystole" (assist-o-lee) is a dire form of cardiac arrest in which the heart stops beating and there is no electrical activity in the heart. Asystole is a universal experience that every human will eventually go through, marking a passage from life to death. Sounding in the same vein as Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne, ASYSTOLE delivers high energy metal with a unique edge that just skates upon the mainstream public eye. Based out of the Boston music scene, Tim Munroe, Art Gordon, Greg Gillis, and J.J. Long have been rehearsing their dynamic sound together since the summer of 2004. Their hard work ethic and overpowering stage performance have captured the hearts of many while subliminally bridging the gap between hardcore and hard rock genres. The Massachusetts area band has accomplished much since its conception. They currently have a CD out in music stores all over New England, touring experience up and down the east coast, professional write-ups including a spotlight article in the November 2006 issue of Northeast Performer Magazine (40,000+ copies circulated throughout NE), experience being interviewed on college radio, experience opening up for national bands, and the fulfillment of leading a most dedicated street team and ever-growing fan base. They have also just recently been added to the roster as an official JAGERMEISTER band which is a music sponsorship that only 150+ bands in the whole country recieve. ASYSTOLE'S debut EP is a seven-track blend of ambient samples, heart pounding riffs, crunchy screams, passionate melodies, and brutal drums. Lyric wise, every song evokes different feelings of inner torment and mental anguish while the overall messages remain hopeful and true. Through their harmony of hardcore licks and hard rock grooves, accompanied by an explosive live show, ASYSTOLE continues to permeate all spheres of heavy sounding music, leaving audiences in a transfix of enthrallment. " |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 2:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "In the medical world "asystole" (assist-o-lee) is a dire form of cardiac arrest in which the heart stops beating and there is no electrical activity in the heart. wow, i thought an Asystole was a kind of hemorrhoid. learn somethin new every day. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 18,2007 2:11pm - Cav ""] does jagermister give you money or free booze if you have a sponsorship? or do they just get the people that come to your shows drunk so that they think your good? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 18,2007 3:26pm - Yeti ""] sorry Ass-i-stole, you have failed. failed miserably. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 3:49pm - FleshFries ""] Yeti said:sorry Ass-i-stole, you have failed. failed miserably. i second this |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:10pm - J.J. Long ""] Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies. yours truly, J.J. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:13pm - archaeon ""] you're a faggot |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:21pm - Niccolai ""] J.J. Long said:... or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:24pm - murph nli ""] J.J. Long said:Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies. yours truly, J.J. Asystole is the worst fucking name ever. Blood pressure, is not that innovative, and it sums up the failed attempts of you and your band to create anything above watching a retard tie their shoes. My new band, DIASTOLE, is going to flush your band down the toilet with our new jam, "120/80" Bitches. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:31pm - Fuck Logging In ""] Along with the rest of my band mates fuck you. Nice support for the Boston Metal Scene around here I see....I remember starting this band for years ago with my best friends JJ, lil bill Cosby, and a wax figure for Joesph Stalin. Why hate on that RTTPee'rs? Why be hatin' on the beatuy for this band? WHy? I remember during one practice I drank everyones seamen to play faster...how can you hate on that? And now its all ending. fuck you...if only you knew the tears streaming down my face right now....fuck you fuck all of you... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:33pm - archaeon ""] people take this board way to seriously, it's pathetic. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:37pm - boine ""] i think they all just got some sand in the vagina |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:45pm - Keithnli ""] huh? is this a joke? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:48pm - archaeon ""] YouAreALeBangle (10:38:22 PM): I don't like the smack you been saying about my band asshole fenderwnt149 (10:38:38 PM): is that right? YouAreALeBangle (10:38:42 PM): yes YouAreALeBangle (10:38:54 PM): I'm appracticte you showin' some respect... YouAreALeBangle (10:39:03 PM): what band you in? YouAreALeBangle (10:39:22 PM): I ain't even heard them and I think you blow donkey balls fenderwnt149 (10:39:36 PM): yea we aint hardcore like you guys YouAreALeBangle (10:39:48 PM): we'll we ain't hardcore YouAreALeBangle (10:40:02 PM): we're a mix of linkin park , seven dust KSE ect.. fenderwnt149 (10:40:09 PM): all my favs YouAreALeBangle (10:40:14 PM): that defiys gerne you dumbass fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): man you put it all into perspective for me fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): damn YouAreALeBangle (10:40:44 PM): fuck you YouAreALeBangle (10:40:54 PM): you and everyone on that board is a gimmavk fenderwnt149 (10:41:19 PM): you and all your fans are gay fenderwnt149 (10:41:25 PM): hooray YouAreALeBangle (10:41:43 PM): nice to be homophobic... YouAreALeBangle (10:42:08 PM): you know what I wouldn't want some closed minded fuck like you to even listen to my awesome band fenderwnt149 (10:42:18 PM): you're right man fenderwnt149 (10:42:32 PM): you guys just are so orginal or amazing fenderwnt149 (10:42:38 PM): i'm not worthy YouAreALeBangle (10:42:58 PM): and when I start a new band and were on WAAF...Faster harder...we'll right a song call everyone on RTTP is a loser and we're winners YouAreALeBangle (10:43:03 PM): then you'll see YouAreALeBangle (10:43:43 PM): i'll send you little of the millions I'm making...just to help out you're homeless ass YouAreALeBangle (10:44:15 PM): and maybe if you repent now...I'll let you touch one of my groupies boobies YouAreALeBangle (10:45:21 PM): and decades from now you can jerk-off to watching us getting into the rock and roll hall of fame on the tv. YouAreALeBangle (10:45:26 PM): then you'll see YouAreALeBangle (10:45:40 PM): and you'll remember that you had your chance YouAreALeBangle (10:45:48 PM): and you fucking blew it YouAreALeBangle (10:45:51 PM): fuck you man fenderwnt149 (10:46:20 PM): gay YouAreALeBangle (10:46:28 PM): homophobic fenderwnt149 (10:46:45 PM): w/e you kiss guys anyways YouAreALeBangle (10:47:28 PM): that's not true fenderwnt149 (10:47:35 PM): thats not what i heard fenderwnt149 (10:47:39 PM): one of the flatliners told me YouAreALeBangle (10:47:42 PM): well you heard wrong YouAreALeBangle (10:47:52 PM): those pics where photoshopped YouAreALeBangle (10:48:07 PM): fuck you YouAreALeBangle (10:48:13 PM): you're just making shit up fenderwnt149 (10:48:31 PM): lets just end this before you make yourself look more retarded |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:53pm - I_am_not_me ""] J.J. Long said:Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies. yours truly, J.J. Yeah, because criticism of music has to lead to violence. Brilliant, just like your intellectually stimulating music. Fuckin' meatheads. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 10:55pm - slow ""] I like when emotional guy sings then the bad boy says his mean stuff. Joking, this is the gayest shit ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:02pm - archaeon ""] I still can't believe he IMed me. haha |
| ________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:04pm - slow ""] yeah that is crazy. they must be pretty young i imagine |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:11pm - blue ""] i remember when this band was a nu metal band called mr ect. even better name. good thing you guys jumped onto the metalcore bandwagon, you guys wouldve looked like losers if were still doing nu metal after 2005. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:12pm - Niccolai ""] HAHA There's NOOOO way that screen name is really him. YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:13pm - Niccolai ""] YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe? YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'( |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:13pm - Niccolai ""] YouAreALeBangle (11:15:12 PM): I got tons of friends in whitman Xedora (11:15:15 PM): you and your limp bizkit crew are going down. Xedora (11:16:11 PM): they are probably scarecrow dolls and juggalos and coldread kids |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:16pm - FleshFries ""] i wonder what the last post in this thread is going to be.... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:18pm - archaeon ""] he was a lot more real with me, dang i would of had more fun with it. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:19pm - Niccolai ""] Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe? YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'( YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully YouAreALeBangle (11:18:17 PM): same day my mother died YouAreALeBangle (11:18:28 PM): but that's not the point YouAreALeBangle (11:18:52 PM): the point os you're a bully that feels the need to slove its problems with voilince Everyone should make fun of his fat pig of a mother for dying. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:21pm - Samantha ""] J.J. Long said:If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees... Ahem... http://www.returntothepit.com/venue.php?venue=middle_east |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:23pm - FleshFries ""] RTTP LEGION...ASSEMBLE! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:26pm - Niccolai ""] I looked on that flatliner myspace... that's the biggest collection of ugly people/fat girls who probably cut that I have ever seen. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:32pm - timjohn ""] this has to be a gimmick no way.... "faster, harder" , "those pics were photoshopped" , "i'm an ex-juggalo" , "i got tons of friends in whitman" , "my enormous bass player" , and "you're a bully the feels the need to slove its problems with voillince" |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:35pm - FleshFries ""] timjohn said:this has to be a gimmick well clearly....and im pretty sure most of us realize that.....i think now we're all just having some fun with it |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:37pm - archaeon ""] "eatting pizza...crying" haha his away message |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:42pm - timjohn ""] indisputable evidence that this is a gimmick found here |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:43pm - Niccolai ""] Xedora (11:11:51 PM): HAHA You are sooo fucking dead you pseudo-goth Numetal Faggot. YouAreALeBangle (11:12:02 PM): listen... Xedora (11:12:07 PM): Theres no listening Xedora (11:12:11 PM): that's all there is to it. YouAreALeBangle (11:12:20 PM): if I wanted your lip I would have pulled it off my zipper Xedora (11:12:29 PM): You're done buddy, you're fucking done. Fucking with my little brother YouAreALeBangle (11:12:40 PM): I'm scarred Xedora (11:12:46 PM): haha you're clever, did you learn that from Chester Benington? Xedora (11:12:59 PM): I'm going to make your throat smile you fucking mall goth YouAreALeBangle (11:13:00 PM): how you goin' to find me? YouAreALeBangle (11:13:20 PM): Linkin' Park rules..don't be disin' fool Xedora (11:13:26 PM): HAHAHAHAHA Xedora (11:13:34 PM): How am I going to find you? "Their last show will be Friday at the middle east downstairs at midnight." YouAreALeBangle (11:13:45 PM): I don't like your homophobia YouAreALeBangle (11:13:51 PM): just try and show up YouAreALeBangle (11:14:00 PM): and start trouble Xedora (11:14:06 PM): Nothing homophobic about it. I love the taste of balls. YouAreALeBangle (11:14:08 PM): the mid east surity staff will eject you Xedora (11:14:12 PM): HAHAHA YouAreALeBangle (11:14:25 PM): I'm not scarred of you Xedora (11:14:29 PM): Too bad I've been going to REAL shows there for years and know half the staff Xedora (11:14:39 PM): the other half of the staff is gay and gets beat up by eulogy kids YouAreALeBangle (11:14:41 PM): mister 'I hide behind an SN" Xedora (11:14:47 PM): Nothing hidden about it. Xedora (11:14:54 PM): 165 broad st. Xedora (11:14:55 PM): whitman ma Xedora (11:14:57 PM): 02382 YouAreALeBangle (11:15:01 PM): I'l be there Xedora (11:15:06 PM): Make it happen buddy YouAreALeBangle (11:15:12 PM): I got tons of friends in whitman Xedora (11:15:15 PM): you and your fucking limp bizkit crew are going down. Xedora (11:16:11 PM): they are probably scarecrow dolls and juggalos and coldread kids Xedora (11:16:12 PM): hahaha Xedora (11:16:14 PM): faggot. YouAreALeBangle (11:16:17 PM): the mid east sercutiy staff is my crew...they the marital arts YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting YouAreALeBangle (11:17:06 PM): but it will also taste good YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe? YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'( YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully YouAreALeBangle (11:18:17 PM): same day my mother died YouAreALeBangle (11:18:28 PM): but that's not the point YouAreALeBangle (11:18:52 PM): the point os you're a bully that feels the need to slove its problems with voilince YouAreALeBangle (11:19:18 PM): all I want is people to show respect for my hard work in a band I love |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2007 11:47pm - brian_dc ""] he toughed me into liking his band. *wears baggy jeans* *gives up on life* *enjoys the sound of another man's whispering crescendoing into an angry failed scream* *eats pizza...cries* |
| ______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:21am - Cav ""] drown you in faygo?!?!?!?!?! woooooooooooooooooooooooow dude. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 1:06am - fucktard ""] JJ roxorz ur soxorz [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 1:19am - FleshFries ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 1:24am - Samantha ""] LMAO! WTF? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 7:50am - big and short ""] I guess we'll see none of you losers at thr middle east. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:09am - c.dead ""] HAhaha, this thread went out of control. Fucking awesome! I like how they think playing the Middle East is some huge accomplishment, what dorks. My band(s) have played there countless times, as i am sure many of you guys' bands have as well. What a goon. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:15am - SacreligionNLI ""] fuck brids |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:21am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""] TEH MIDDLE EAST IS CHARGED WITH BEING TEH SHIZZNITZ ASSYSTOLE IS CONVICTED OF BEING TRICKAZZ BUSTAZ AND STARTING TEH DRAMAZ! GET IN TEH TR00 GRIM KVULT PADDYWAGON!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] RTTP_SWAT_TEAM said:TEH MIDDLE EAST IS CHARGED WITH BEING TEH SHIZZNITZ ASSYSTOLE IS CONVICTED OF BEING TRICKAZZ BUSTAZ AND STARTING TEH DRAMAZ! GET IN TEH TR00 GRIM KVULT PADDYWAGON!! You're fucking gayer than Asystole. Die. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:25am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""] TEH SWAT TEAM SHALL PROVIDE MSD WITH A FREE BODY CAVITY SEARCH |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:27am - SacreligionNLI ""] it will only cost him his pride |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:29am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:31am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""] ^ THE LAST TIME TEH SWAT TEAM WAS HANGING WITH ASSYSTOLE^ |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] You should do stand up. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:41am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""] LOOK WHAT TEH DETECTIVEZ FOUND! LULZ! http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/375152841.html "This is a very unique night for us in more ways than one because we will be having guest drummer Eric Peoples from the Boston band HALOBURN filling in on drums for us. Eric is coming in clutch for us learning 8 ASYSTOLE tunes in 7 days and without his hard work ethic and determination to help us out, this farewell show wouldn't be happening." |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:42am - c.dead ""] "My new band, DIASTOLE, is going to flush your band down the toilet with our new jam, "120/80" " HAhaha, that was good, 120/80, hahaha. Just noticed that. I love this thread, hours of amusement here. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:45am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i am VERY suprised that Ms Andersen Mar has nothing to do with this. i mean what the fuck... these guys clearly take up at least 11% of the music scene. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:47am - c.dead ""] "We'll also be signing posters and stuff by the merch table the whole night, so make sure you stop by and take a piece of us home with you. " AHAHAHAHA, a band signing too? These guys are really know how to give back to the fans man. It just gets better and better. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 19,2007 9:54am - mOe ""] blue said:i remember when this band was a nu metal band called mr ect. even better name. good thing you guys jumped onto the metalcore bandwagon, you guys wouldve looked like losers if were still doing nu metal after 2005. THAT'S Mr. Ect!?!?!? GHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:14am - xmikex ""] I took a look at their Myspace. I scanned it for a few seconds until I found something that satisfied all my theories that this band was a shitty waste of time. ASYSTOLE writeup in Nov. Issue of Northeast Performer Magazine! Only poser 30 something year olds that hang out around practice spaces and check out little kids' asses ever give a shit about what goes into Northeast Performer. Only poser bands that get excited over playing sports bars, and pay to play battle of the bands shows would ever give a shit about being talked about in a free magazine that's good for nothing but soaking up cum stains on the floor of a practice space. You know what I'm talking about? That group of guys that always seem to be hanging around the studio no matter when you're there. They think they have some huge fanbase because they have a regular gig going at Waterworks or some dudeguy bar that people only goto for dollar chickenwings. They'll always try to sell you on their band and tell you "It's way heavier than that WAAF shit." like that's how I gauge my music: in relation to what Opie & Anthony or whoever, think is cool. And one of them always has like a fishing hat on...and a soul patch... and it's all because he's going bald......and they want to tell you stories about the rock star life and all these fairytales about girls they've done......and even though they brag about having huge exposure, and a massive fanbase, and all these gigs they always seem blown away when they find out you're playing a show out of state, or a show at a real venue. Ya know??? And even though they're playing music that's aimed at teenagers no one under the age of 27 has ever seen them play. And they always have some super glossy looking logo that the bass player made because he goes to night classes on graphic design at a community college. And they always get excited about playing Bills Bar even though there hasn't been a real show at Bill's bar since like 2003. And they always have shitty equipment and Crate amps that most people out grow by the time they're 18, but with a dozen effects pedals and envelope filters and a wah pedal that they don't even use. Ya know?? AND THEY ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, HAVE GIRLS TANK TOPS!!!! Nah mean? |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:28am - slow ""] That was so well put! I’m gunna command c / command v that one for my archives. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:35am - Yeti ""] xmikex for president! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:43am - xmikex ""] xmikex for a nap. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:45am - slow ""] xmikex for a good xtimex |
| _______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 10:46am - Yeti ""] YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting YouAreALeBangle (11:17:06 PM): but it will also taste good YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe? YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'( YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully i cant believe i just read that. i feel so dirty now. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:46am - detazathoth ""] this band pwns |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm holding this band directly responsible for my constipation. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:05pm - Cav ""] xmikex said:I took a look at their Myspace. I scanned it for a few seconds until I found something that satisfied all my theories that this band was a shitty waste of time. ASYSTOLE writeup in Nov. Issue of Northeast Performer Magazine! Only poser 30 something year olds that hang out around practice spaces and check out little kids' asses ever give a shit about what goes into Northeast Performer. Only poser bands that get excited over playing sports bars, and pay to play battle of the bands shows would ever give a shit about being talked about in a free magazine that's good for nothing but soaking up cum stains on the floor of a practice space. You know what I'm talking about? That group of guys that always seem to be hanging around the studio no matter when you're there. They think they have some huge fanbase because they have a regular gig going at Waterworks or some dudeguy bar that people only goto for dollar chickenwings. They'll always try to sell you on their band and tell you "It's way heavier than that WAAF shit." like that's how I gauge my music: in relation to what Opie & Anthony or whoever, think is cool. And one of them always has like a fishing hat on...and a soul patch... and it's all because he's going bald......and they want to tell you stories about the rock star life and all these fairytales about girls they've done......and even though they brag about having huge exposure, and a massive fanbase, and all these gigs they always seem blown away when they find out you're playing a show out of state, or a show at a real venue. Ya know??? And even though they're playing music that's aimed at teenagers no one under the age of 27 has ever seen them play. And they always have some super glossy looking logo that the bass player made because he goes to night classes on graphic design at a community college. And they always get excited about playing Bills Bar even though there hasn't been a real show at Bill's bar since like 2003. And they always have shitty equipment and Crate amps that most people out grow by the time they're 18, but with a dozen effects pedals and envelope filters and a wah pedal that they don't even use. Ya know?? AND THEY ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, HAVE GIRLS TANK TOPS!!!! Nah mean? HAHA! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:15pm - detazathoth ""] so wait...why are the done if this guy is saying he's going to be so successful? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:24pm - xmikex ""] Exactly, if this band had so much going for them then why are they over with? If this band had so much buzz, and exposure then why don't they have any label support? If there's such a demand for their music then where's the tours, the distros, the recognition? Bands like this make you feel like you're taking crazy pills. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:36pm - detazathoth ""] stop making my brain hurtzzzz so muczz |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:45pm - brian_dc ""] mike...I'm saving your first post on my computer forever. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:48pm - slow ""] here's how he put it... "whatevr keep listening to gay bands like job for a cowboy. nobody likes that ultra brutal extreme crap" this may at first look kinda dumb, but I see brilliance! seeing as Job For A Cowboy are successful, and that's what he's comparing RTTP bands to, I believe the young man sees our "ultra brutal extreme crap" peaking in popularity. the "nobody" that he refers to not liking RTTP music is in his ability to "read the scene". He correctly predicted the nu-metal scene's mighty rise with Mr ETC and bailed right when nu-metal’s popularity sank. He then guessed right again with Asstole predicting Metalcore’s increasing popularity. That’s why Jagermiester sponsored them! Now he’s predicting metalcore failing that’s why Asstole is breaking up. And he came here to simply give us a heads up that nobody is going to like our gay RTTP brutal crap soon. Why don’t we listen to the words of this seasoned pro? He’s got his ear to the ground, he knows the underground. If everyone is nice maybe he can help all the bands on here become as successful as his! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:49pm - xmikex ""] haha, well I'm glad people enjoyed it. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:53pm - Niccolai ""] xmikex said: And they always have shitty equipment and Crate amps that most people out grow by the time they're 18 :moe: |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 12:58pm - brian_dc ""] I knew you'd chime in on the Crate dig. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 1:00pm - Niccolai ""] HAHAHA They are TONE MONSTERS I tell you! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 1:22pm - xmikex ""] Niccolai said:HAHAHA They are TONE MONSTERS I tell you! You know what I'm talking about. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 2:11pm - c.dead ""] I think this is the most exposure this band ever got! They should be thanking us, yeesh. Come to think of it, i think i saw their nu-metalesque sticker at my practice space building somewhere. Hmmmm.... |
| _______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 2:18pm - slow ""] does the sticker have a lot of drop shadow, lens flare, plastic wrap and backward letters accented by tribal decorations? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 2:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Crates fall apart after 2 years... at least mine did |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 3:16pm - c.dead ""] "does the sticker have a lot of drop shadow, lens flare, plastic wrap and backward letters accented by tribal decorations? " hahahaha, very accurate depiction. No tribal though, but the font is dead on late-nineties cheese radio nu-rock. Those guys know how to bring the riff. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 6:11pm - Niccolai ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Crates fall apart after 2 years... at least mine did That's one crate. Not all crates. Shockwaves are indestructable monsters of sweet harmonic brutality. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 7:41pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] FleshFries said:i wonder what the last post in this thread is going to be.... [img] sorry....i had to |
| _______________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:02pm - blue ""] Niccolai said:FuckIsMySignature said:Crates fall apart after 2 years... at least mine did That's one crate. Not all crates. Shockwaves are indestructable monsters of sweet harmonic brutality. the gx-130c head im picking up will smoke your shockwave. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:29pm - brian_dc ""] it's like blue smells gear talk in a thread and comes in to drop his opinion off instinctively it's creepy |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 19,2007 11:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Niccolai said:FuckIsMySignature said:Crates fall apart after 2 years... at least mine did That's one crate. Not all crates. Shockwaves are indestructable monsters of sweet harmonic brutality. my buddy's fell apart too. i will agree they have a sweet metal tone though. thats why i bought it in the first place. maybe the shockwave is the result of better production... i'll have to try it sometime. i have a toneblaster now which is decent but i never use it because my band has their own rig for me to use. laziness prevails. ohh and asystole blows fat cock. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 10:10am - immortal13 ""] Big and Short said:What the fuck? You will see us play one more time and you will respect us. We will smoke every band on this board. Be there(middle east) or don't listen to the best live band one more time Any band that thinks they can smoke any other band on this board should have called it quits before they even started. Hah, I'm kinda glad. That's one more band we don't have to deal with in New England! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:07am - slow ""] Any band that thinks they can smoke any other band on this board should have called it quits before they even started. Hah, I'm kinda glad. That's one more band we don't have to deal with in New England! Yeah but what if each band member starts a new band. Destruction causes multiplication. When the band was intact, the problem was contained. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:20am - archaeon ""] "check out my sweet band http://www.myspace.com/asystoleband we're playing our last show at the mid east in cambridge Sat. show your support. and if your a rttpee pee head no need to show up." |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:46am - FleshFries ""] rttpee pee head......haha thats priceless |
| ______________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:48am - pam ""] What a great thread. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:51am - pam ""] "ASYSTOLE'S debut EP is a seven-track blend of ambient samples, heart pounding riffs, crunchy screams, passionate melodies, and brutal drums. Lyric wise, every song evokes different feelings of inner torment and mental anguish while the overall messages remain hopeful and true. Through their harmony of hardcore licks and hard rock grooves, accompanied by an explosive live show, ASYSTOLE continues to permeate all spheres of heavy sounding music, leaving audiences in a transfix of enthrallment." A TRANSFIX OF ENTHRALLMENT....HAHAHAHAHAH |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:53am - FuckIsMySignature ""] archaeon said:"check out my sweet band http://www.myspace.com/asystoleband we're playing our last show at the mid east in cambridge Sat. show your support. and if your a rttpee pee head no need to show up." where did you find that gem? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:56am - FleshFries ""] http://youtube.com/watch?v=BABWQ2iJW6g everybody go and rate it 1 star |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:56am - archaeon ""] the guys AIM profile |
| ______________________________ [Jul 20,2007 11:58am - pam ""] FleshFries said:http://youtube.com/watch?v=BABWQ2iJW6g everybody go and rate it 1 star I'm so glad the sound on my laptop is broken. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this band is turning into the William Hung of the metal industry. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:09pm - DeRtOxIa ""] FleshFries said:http://youtube.com/watch?v=BABWQ2iJW6g everybody go and rate it 1 star hahahah the guitarist and bassist are head banging out of time with each other |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:12pm - C.DEAD ""] I watched it with the sound off and it was marvelous. I like how the one kid in the place isnt even watching them. Nice jump too, really cool. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:13pm - C.DEAD ""] "hahahah the guitarist and bassist are head banging out of time with each other " I just noticed that, very akward. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:24pm - Fuck Logging In ""] Tonight Bitches...maybe someone on this Board is actually cool and can actually respect band hard work. Sorry we tried something new and not something rehashed like all you sheep metal people do. you just fallow each like sheep and listen to bands that all sound the same and do the same blast beats and same pig vocals...and you call us unoriginal? So come down and think for yourselves. If you can. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:25pm - xmikex ""] STAP FALLOWING DA SHEEP!!!!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:31pm - yummy ""] Who have I had thinking for me again? I forgot. I'm sure the only real post from anyone affiliated with this band was the first and even that one is questionable. Humorous nonetheless. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:39pm - Yeti ""] Fuck Logging In said:Tonight Bitches...maybe someone on this Board is actually cool and can actually respect band hard work. Sorry we tried something new and not something rehashed like all you sheep metal people do. you just fallow each like sheep and listen to bands that all sound the same and do the same blast beats and same pig vocals...and you call us unoriginal? So come down and think for yourselves. If you can. you are gay. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:39pm - Yeti ""] slow said:Any band that thinks they can smoke any other band on this board should have called it quits before they even started. Hah, I'm kinda glad. That's one more band we don't have to deal with in New England! Yeah but what if each band member starts a new band. Destruction causes multiplication. When the band was intact, the problem was contained. slow, you have scared me. excellent point. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 12:43pm - xanonymousx ""] On Broken Wings called they want their breakdown back. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 20,2007 2:10pm - Cav ""] i love bands that say 1 2 3 GO!! |
| _____________________________ [Jul 20,2007 2:11pm - Cav ""] DOOO DAAA DAAA DAA DOO DA DA DAAA DAA DAA!! those guitarists are not bending over far enough. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2007 5:22pm - FleshFries ""] Cav said:those guitarists are not bending over far enough. they were saving their strength until after that show :HUMP: |
| _____________________________ [Jul 21,2007 1:15pm - Cav ""] this thread cant end. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:28pm - ArrowHead is watching you ""] Fuck Logging In said:Sorry we tried something new and not something rehashed like all you sheep metal people do. you just fallow each like sheep and listen to bands that all sound the same and do the same blast beats and same pig vocals...and you call us unoriginal? So come down and think for yourselves. If you can. Well, see, that's where the rules of generalization apply. Saying that some bands are unoriginal rehashes of other bands' styles? Sure, it could apply. I can think of dozens of metal bands, not just on RTTP, who would fit this category. However, you've also got dozens more bands on RTTP who are very unique and original. Even a few that play the very style of music your own band does, and do it a lot better. There's the biggest problem with you retards. You lumped every band on this board together, and tried to talk shit about originality. Pretty hard to make all encompassing statements like that, considering you're talking about literally HUNDREDS of bands. Meanwhile, there's just ONE mr. Ect, or Astyhole, or whatever you call yourselves now. And unfortunately, it's pretty easy to pigeon hole your own band as unoriginal crap. You guys sucked when it was Changing Skin playing your style. They were a big Jaeger band too! Got them pretty far. Meanwhile, while you brag about your rock stardom, and sell CD's on consignment in Newbury Comics, you're here talking shit to some legitimate bands with REAL endorsements, and actual WORLD WIDE recording contracts. Can you see, yet, why you're coming across as a little shit-nose to all these people? Have fun at your last show. It's always bittersweet, and I feel bad even for the shitty bands when they break up. Losing a musical outlet can be pretty demoralizing for most people. Hopefully you'll gain some perspective and maturity before your next big project. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:37pm - dreadkill ""] hahahaha, little shit-nose. that was great. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:38pm - ArrowHead is watching you ""] Thanks. I was gonna use "Interweb fucktard", but I thought I'd try a new one. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:43pm - dreadkill ""] i was calling my girlfriend's cat a fucknose yesterday, so i loved shit-nose. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:44pm - Cav ""] aarowhead is the man! thanks for keeping this going. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 2:58pm - DomesticTerror ""] big and short said: Asystole may be broken up but will never die to all of our fans. Fuck RTTP and fuck death metal. We are better than all of you From their myspace: "So...we're still selling tix to our Farewell show at the Middle East for $10 and we'll drive all over GOD'S CREATION to get them to you." I've played the Middle East (we went on last, too...oooh), and never had to sell tickets. I have 2 albums on 6 continents. Not saying my band was anything great, but you are most certainly not better than everyone/anyone here. Maybe Jarrod's will reopen someday, then you can do a reunion show. def order some plus size "Asystole" thongs when that day comes tho. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2007 3:37pm - goatcatalyst ""] man, i'm late to this thread, but ... wow i'll give Rich Horror 50 bucks and an 8ball if he goes and pisscups them |
| ______________________________ [Jul 22,2007 11:49am - Cav ""] RICH, DO IT!!! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 22,2007 11:50am - Cav ""] oh man im pretty sure this monstrosity of an event already happened. goddamnit!! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 12:02pm - xmikex ""] I was actually standing outside the Middle East for a little while on Friday night. And of course I saw some bar broad looking girl sauntering by in an Asystole TANK TOP with some guido looking guy who idolizes Vinny Barbarino, owns enough silk shirts to cover Gilette stadium, and can never understand why people hated The Tank in Revere so much... on her arm. Nice fanbase. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 7:07pm - Fuck Logging In ""] xmikex said:I was actually standing outside the Middle East for a little while on Friday night. And of course I saw some bar broad looking girl sauntering by in an Asystole TANK TOP with some guido looking guy who idolizes Vinny Barbarino, owns enough silk shirts to cover Gilette stadium, and can never understand why people hated The Tank in Revere so much... on her arm. Nice fanbase. dude if you got a problem with our fanbase you got a problem with Asystole. You should have came in a had a actual good time. Oh wait; this is RTTP were one can never good against group think. fucking sheep. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 7:10pm - dreadkill ""] Fuck Logging In said:Oh wait; this is RTTP were one can never good against group think never good against group think? what the hell does that mean? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 7:14pm - detazathoth ""] lol you guys sound really shitty, just letting you know 1...2...3... GO! how fred durst of you |
| _______________________________ [Jul 22,2007 7:55pm - slow ""] i'm never good against group think! yeeeeah! :ralphie: |
| __________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 8:32pm - Samantha ""] OMG you guys! You're all sheep because you don't want your bands to sound like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne! You're all sheep because your goal isn't to make millions of dollars and be on MTV! Jeez! Learn how to think for yourselves! Stop trying to be so "original", and just play stuff that worked for other bands that made it. It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East. :spineyes: /sarcasm /obvious |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 8:37pm - Fuck Logging In ""] Samantha said:OMG you guys! You're all sheep because you don't want your bands to sound like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne! You're all sheep because your goal isn't to make millions of dollars and be on MTV! Jeez! Learn how to think for yourselves! Stop trying to be so "original", and just play stuff that worked for other bands that made it. It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East. :spineyes: /sarcasm /obvious I'm glad you understand...did you come support our last show? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 8:37pm - RichHorror ""] goatcatalyst said:man, i'm late to this thread, but ... wow i'll give Rich Horror 50 bucks and an 8ball if he goes and pisscups them Dammit, I wish I read this earlier. I could really use a pick-me-up. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 8:45pm - Samantha ""] Fuck Logging In said:Samantha said:OMG you guys! You're all sheep because you don't want your bands to sound like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne! You're all sheep because your goal isn't to make millions of dollars and be on MTV! Jeez! Learn how to think for yourselves! Stop trying to be so "original", and just play stuff that worked for other bands that made it. It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East. :spineyes: /sarcasm /obvious I'm glad you understand...did you come support our last show? :ralphie: My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 22,2007 9:20pm - brian_dc ""] *begins slow clap* *stands in applause* *eats gun* *dies happy* |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:10am - DestroyYouAlot ""] HAI, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? (posting in an epic thread) |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:12am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] This thread is begging for naked bodybuilder women. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 12:18am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] One step ahead of ya. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 1:04am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I liked this thread better when it was about EASTCIDE |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 5:58am - Colonel Clusterfuck ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 8:35am - xmikex ""] Samantha said:It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East. :spineyes: /sarcasm /obvious It's no wonder why Burial won't show up if you book them at the Middle East :shocked: |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 8:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DestroyYouAlot said:HAI, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? (posting in an epic thread) [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 8:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 8:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 27,2007 9:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I liked this thread better when it was about EASTCIDE Ahh, those were the days. *drills hole in skull to let the voices out* |
| __________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 11:43pm - archaeon ""] http://anthill.diaryland.com/return.html looky what i found |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 9:50am - shr3dd1ngsw3d3 ""] Some people cannot take constructive critisizm. :Shrugs: |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 9:54am - DestroyYouAlot ""] archaeon said:http://anthill.diaryland.com/return.html looky what i found Well, that just proves that no one actually likes (liked) this band. It's science! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 11:42am - narkybark ""] The plot thickens! Like old milk! Oh, and [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 11:18pm - Samantha NLI ""] OMFG! That is hilarious. There is an Asystole sticker on the stairs at Ralph's. I think about this thread every time I see that sticker. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 1:32am - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] archaeon said:http://anthill.diaryland.com/return.html looky what i found http://simple.returntothepit.com/profiles.php?nickname=Anthill Adam, formerly of "Burnt Beyond Recognition". Who is that? |
| _________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 6:51am - archaeon ""] Samantha NLI said:OMFG! That is hilarious. There is an Asystole sticker on the stairs at Ralph's. I think about this thread every time I see that sticker. theres one in the bathroom at the compound too. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 21,2008 10:28pm - NorthEast Quarter. ""] First off. The guys in Asystole didn't start this thread or have anything to do with it for that matter. It's some loser who lives in his mothers basement sitting around in his underwear all day. Regardless if you Like Asystole's music, They are great guys and we always loved playing with them. They would never respond to anytype of critisizm Constructive or negative like this nit whit would like you to believe. The funny thing is the guy who wrote this doesn't think anyone knows who he is... I DO.. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 21,2008 10:41pm - brian_dc ""] lolwut? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 21,2008 11:14pm - YouAreALeBangle ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 9:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] NorthEast Quarter. said:First off. The guys in Asystole didn't start this thread or have anything to do with it for that matter. It's some loser who lives in his mothers basement sitting around in his underwear all day. Regardless if you Like Asystole's music, They are great guys and we always loved playing with them. They would never respond to anytype of critisizm Constructive or negative like this nit whit would like you to believe. The funny thing is the guy who wrote this doesn't think anyone knows who he is... I DO.. Go kick his ass or shut the fuck up. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 9:47am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Yaaay! It's back! [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 10:18am - sinistas ""] Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil! Sign of the devil! CITY ON FIRRRRRRRRRE! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 12:52pm - BlackoutRick ""] thread to end all threads. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 1:17pm - GoatCatalyst ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Go kick his ass or shut the fuck up. mmm hmmm and thanks for reminding me how much i love this thread ...now if you'll excuse me, i have to get back to underpantsing around my mom's basement |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:03pm - GodlessRob ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:NorthEast Quarter. said:First off. The guys in Asystole didn't start this thread or have anything to do with it for that matter. It's some loser who lives in his mothers basement sitting around in his underwear all day. Regardless if you Like Asystole's music, They are great guys and we always loved playing with them. They would never respond to anytype of critisizm Constructive or negative like this nit whit would like you to believe. The funny thing is the guy who wrote this doesn't think anyone knows who he is... I DO.. Go kick his ass or shut the fuck up. MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] GodlessRob said:MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93. Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:26pm - dreadkill ""] DestroyYouAlot said:GodlessRob said:MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93. Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3. sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:29pm - DrewBlood ""] dreadkill said:DestroyYouAlot said:GodlessRob said:MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93. Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3. sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars. he's just doing the best that he can |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sometimes he has a hard time driving, what with the snakebite entering his vei-ei-eins. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:43pm - narkybark ""] So does this band not exist anymore? Do we have to keep this thread alive in memory? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 4:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] 7/17/07 NEVAR 4GET |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 11:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3. dreadkill said:sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars. DrewBlood said:he's just doing the best that he can DestroyYouAlot said:Sometimes he has a hard time driving, what with the snakebite entering his vei-ei-eins. hahahahaha EPIC WIN |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 22,2008 11:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] L - O - L: Lulz On deLivery |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 9:34am - SmellslikeChickenshit ""] narkybark said:So does this band not exist anymore? Do we have to keep this thread alive in memory? YES! This thread should be archived:doublehorns: |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 9:41am - jon doe ""] are you all fuckin stupid ? who in there right mind would post so pompous a message bragging about how awesome their band is and they are the be and end all of the music scene ? some dumb shits who dont want any fans is who.....and who is more moronic ? some dumb shit for talking this way ? or all you idiots for actually believing it.... jj long is one of my best friends and is one of the MOST down to earth , considerate people i know . he would NEVER boast about something... do any of you actually know jj? do you know he is a self employed oil painter who actually supports himself from doing what he loves? how many of you can claim that shit......or are you still working the mcdonalds counter trying to finish up your associates degree whilst still mooching off momma and dadda ? how many of you have tried to sing..get up and perform? oh i thought so...otherwise you would know what it actually took and wouldnt be so quick to criticize anothers endeavors...... dont get me wrong....i wasnt a fan of asystole BUT the dumbshit talking about nile ? nephren kah was the biggest waste of money EVER . rather listen to michael jackson than hear that shit ever again.......difference is i would to go to NILE's page to tell them that.....not start some anonymous thread bashing them...... and in response to northeast quarter....i think i know too.....look at the time this thread started and the circumstances at that time...hmmmm sad sad sad lil' man and in conclusion....who the fuck spells the word "the" TEH? get some grammar and an education you mental midget...... |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 9:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I know JJ... in the biblical sense. And by that I mean buttsecks. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 10:13am - bradmann ""] so i've read almost all of this thread thinking the band's name was pronounced ass-eh-stole. i was wrong after watching this visual nightmare: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3...0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4 we didn't miss much apparently. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 4:48pm - Niccolai ""] jon doe said: and in conclusion....who the fuck spells the word "the" TEH? get some grammar and an education you mental midget...... Where would one "get some grammar"? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 23,2008 4:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Niccolai said:jon doe said: and in conclusion....who the fuck spells the word "the" TEH? get some grammar and an education you mental midget...... Where would one "get some grammar"? http://www.grandmaporn.com/ |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 12:29pm - godlessrob ""] Hahahaha the drama continues! http://www.baystaterock.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=25133&start=45 there is alot of priceless shit going on over there the last couple of days. I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 1:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wow i havent checked that board in at least 3 years |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 2:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This is my favorite thread. Ever. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 5:35pm - fuck logging in ""] DestroyYouAlot said:This is my favorite thread. Ever. |
| __________________________________ [May 6,2008 11:43am - cav nli ""] just got this email today. all i thought about was this thread... hey fellas...i saw your ad on Baystate rock. i was wondering if you were still looking for a bass player. I've been playing bass for about 9yrs now. I was recently in a boston local metal band called Asystole (www.myspace.com/asystoleband) i have pro gear & attitude. I have plenty of touring, booking, live & recording experience. i wanted to see if you could email me some mp3's. My work computer blocks media on myspace & your labels site doesn't have any media on it either. if you like what you hear from my old band let me know if we can talk more. thanks Tim Tim...i for one...LOVE your old band! your in! |
| ________________________________________ [May 6,2008 12:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] IT'S A LOVE CONNECTION |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2008 12:19pm - W3 nli ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:DestroyYouAlot said:Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3. dreadkill said:sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars. DrewBlood said:he's just doing the best that he can DestroyYouAlot said:Sometimes he has a hard time driving, what with the snakebite entering his vei-ei-eins. hahahahaha EPIC WIN bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2008 5:56pm - cav nli ""] should i just send him a message saying "hey remember when your old band had your last show, and announced it on rttp, then a bunch of kids made fun of you for a month about how lame you are, yea that was us, still wanna be in the band?" hahahahah |
| __________________________________________ [May 6,2008 7:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i miss these guys. truely one of new england's finest. |
| ___________________________________ [May 7,2008 4:00am - anonymous ""] DestroyYouAlot said:IT'S A LOVE CONNECTION http://www.stdsingles.com/ |
| _____________________________ [May 7,2008 12:27pm - ha ""] This thread can never die! Def. needs to be archived and put in a time capsule and sent into space. |
| __________________________________ [May 7,2010 5:16pm - arktouros ""] archaeon said:YouAreALeBangle (10:38:22 PM): I don't like the smack you been saying about my band asshole fenderwnt149 (10:38:38 PM): is that right? YouAreALeBangle (10:38:42 PM): yes YouAreALeBangle (10:38:54 PM): I'm appracticte you showin' some respect... YouAreALeBangle (10:39:03 PM): what band you in? YouAreALeBangle (10:39:22 PM): I ain't even heard them and I think you blow donkey balls fenderwnt149 (10:39:36 PM): yea we aint hardcore like you guys YouAreALeBangle (10:39:48 PM): we'll we ain't hardcore YouAreALeBangle (10:40:02 PM): we're a mix of linkin park , seven dust KSE ect.. fenderwnt149 (10:40:09 PM): all my favs YouAreALeBangle (10:40:14 PM): that defiys gerne you dumbass fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): man you put it all into perspective for me fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): damn YouAreALeBangle (10:40:44 PM): fuck you YouAreALeBangle (10:40:54 PM): you and everyone on that board is a gimmavk fenderwnt149 (10:41:19 PM): you and all your fans are gay fenderwnt149 (10:41:25 PM): hooray YouAreALeBangle (10:41:43 PM): nice to be homophobic... YouAreALeBangle (10:42:08 PM): you know what I wouldn't want some closed minded fuck like you to even listen to my awesome band fenderwnt149 (10:42:18 PM): you're right man fenderwnt149 (10:42:32 PM): you guys just are so orginal or amazing fenderwnt149 (10:42:38 PM): i'm not worthy YouAreALeBangle (10:42:58 PM): and when I start a new band and were on WAAF...Faster harder...we'll right a song call everyone on RTTP is a loser and we're winners YouAreALeBangle (10:43:03 PM): then you'll see YouAreALeBangle (10:43:43 PM): i'll send you little of the millions I'm making...just to help out you're homeless ass YouAreALeBangle (10:44:15 PM): and maybe if you repent now...I'll let you touch one of my groupies boobies YouAreALeBangle (10:45:21 PM): and decades from now you can jerk-off to watching us getting into the rock and roll hall of fame on the tv. YouAreALeBangle (10:45:26 PM): then you'll see YouAreALeBangle (10:45:40 PM): and you'll remember that you had your chance YouAreALeBangle (10:45:48 PM): and you fucking blew it YouAreALeBangle (10:45:51 PM): fuck you man fenderwnt149 (10:46:20 PM): gay YouAreALeBangle (10:46:28 PM): homophobic fenderwnt149 (10:46:45 PM): w/e you kiss guys anyways YouAreALeBangle (10:47:28 PM): that's not true fenderwnt149 (10:47:35 PM): thats not what i heard fenderwnt149 (10:47:39 PM): one of the flatliners told me YouAreALeBangle (10:47:42 PM): well you heard wrong YouAreALeBangle (10:47:52 PM): those pics where photoshopped YouAreALeBangle (10:48:07 PM): fuck you YouAreALeBangle (10:48:13 PM): you're just making shit up fenderwnt149 (10:48:31 PM): lets just end this before you make yourself look more retarded [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:00pm - metal_church101 ""] LOL. Finally read this thread. |
| ________________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] besterest thread |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:06pm - Slag NLI ""] brian_dc said:having a recording studio must suck so much. so many shitty bands that want to get on record sucking. I actually came to a conclusion last night that I will only record bands I like, therefore, I can never intend to make money from it, therefore, it's just a fucking hobby. The minute it becomes like work, I'm done. |
| _________________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:07pm - metal_church101 ""] DestroyYouAlot said:besterest thread I actually like the pizza core pizza brothers thread better. :tmnt1: |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:14pm - ShadowSD ""] I don't think that one can ever be topped. This one comes close though. |
| ________________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] metal_church101 said: DestroyYouAlot said:besterest thread I actually like the pizza core pizza brothers thread better. :tmnt1: well yeah, that thread is the besterestest. |
| _________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:24pm - reimroc ""] classick |
| _________________________________________ [May 10,2010 1:28pm - metal_church101 ""] The Rich Bova threads were pretty killer too |
| __________________________________________ [May 10,2010 4:19pm - fuck logging in ""] So much awesome trolling |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2010 4:29pm - brian_dc ""] I forgot an Asystole guy wanted to play in my old band after this thread. Good times. |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2011 5:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] one year bump |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 10,2013 1:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Bump for fond memories |
| ______________________________ [Dec 10,2013 4:42pm - Yeti ""] what a magical event. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 10,2013 5:26pm - xmikex ""] Lol. Fuck Burial. 2013. |