.:.:.:.:RTTP.Mobile:.:.:.:.
[<--back] [Home][Pics][News][Ads][Events][Forum][Band][Search]
full forum | bottom

jump pages:[all|1|2|3|4|5]

Asystole to break up....Final show

[views:52158][posts:242]
[show listing]  ______________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 1:11pm - BlackoutRick ""]
Wow.
 ___________________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 1:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i think we scared them away. :(
 _____________________________
[Jul 18,2007 1:31pm - Cav ""]
that bitch does have a fleshy face. HAHA
 _________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 2:06pm - c.dead  ""]
I finally looked at their myspace and they have to be the gayest band i ever did see. I like how they have a street team, hahahaha, i can't even believe, a street team. hahahahah, its called the Flatliners! this is so awesome, i would have never have known the pleasures of Asystole

aha, this is so great. I like how they sound like Sevendust and Killswitch, they rule so hard. hahahahah. i can't stop being insane over this band. Thank you guys for the memories, i will miss you. i will listen to the tracks tonight to verify how much i love these original tunes of sevendust meets Killswitch. they were really a step ahead and better than even Sevendust meeting up with Killswitch for a jam session. Brilliant musicians, really ugly fat guys playing late nineties radio rock rifffs, as i lay dying shirts, fatty girls wearing their shirts (i want one!), jagermeister as a sponsor (Only 150 bands get this honor, does YOUR band have Jager as a sponsor? Give up already death metal fruit cakes!),
a dude named JJ (YEAH!!!!), their cd's are in Newbruy Comics for convienence, and i love this qoute:

"... Whether its to ten, or hundreds of people, here's an act that continually busts ass on stage, time and time again."

See, its all about dedication.

And a great bio, pussies like you fags couldn't write it:

"In the medical world "asystole" (assist-o-lee) is a dire form of cardiac arrest in which the heart stops beating and there is no electrical activity in the heart. Asystole is a universal experience that every human will eventually go through, marking a passage from life to death.

Sounding in the same vein as Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne, ASYSTOLE delivers high energy metal with a unique edge that just skates upon the mainstream public eye. Based out of the Boston music scene, Tim Munroe, Art Gordon, Greg Gillis, and J.J. Long have been rehearsing their dynamic sound together since the summer of 2004. Their hard work ethic and overpowering stage performance have captured the hearts of many while subliminally bridging the gap between hardcore and hard rock genres.

The Massachusetts area band has accomplished much since its conception. They currently have a CD out in music stores all over New England, touring experience up and down the east coast, professional write-ups including a spotlight article in the November 2006 issue of Northeast Performer Magazine (40,000+ copies circulated throughout NE), experience being interviewed on college radio, experience opening up for national bands, and the fulfillment of leading a most dedicated street team and ever-growing fan base. They have also just recently been added to the roster as an official JAGERMEISTER band which is a music sponsorship that only 150+ bands in the whole country recieve.

ASYSTOLE'S debut EP is a seven-track blend of ambient samples, heart pounding riffs, crunchy screams, passionate melodies, and brutal drums. Lyric wise, every song evokes different feelings of inner torment and mental anguish while the overall messages remain hopeful and true. Through their harmony of hardcore licks and hard rock grooves, accompanied by an explosive live show, ASYSTOLE continues to permeate all spheres of heavy sounding music, leaving audiences in a transfix of enthrallment. "

 ___________________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 2:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
"In the medical world "asystole" (assist-o-lee) is a dire form of cardiac arrest in which the heart stops beating and there is no electrical activity in the heart.


wow, i thought an Asystole was a kind of hemorrhoid. learn somethin new every day.
 _____________________________
[Jul 18,2007 2:11pm - Cav ""]
does jagermister give you money or free booze if you have a sponsorship? or do they just get the people that come to your shows drunk so that they think your good?
 ______________________________
[Jul 18,2007 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
sorry Ass-i-stole, you have failed. failed miserably.
 ____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 3:49pm - FleshFries ""]
Yeti said:sorry Ass-i-stole, you have failed. failed miserably.


i second this
 _____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:10pm - J.J. Long  ""]
Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:13pm - archaeon ""]
you're a faggot
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:21pm - Niccolai ""]
J.J. Long said:... or all our loyal Asystole flatliners.


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 _____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:24pm - murph nli  ""]
J.J. Long said:Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.



Asystole is the worst fucking name ever.

Blood pressure, is not that innovative, and it sums up the failed attempts of you and your band to create anything above watching a retard tie their shoes.

My new band, DIASTOLE, is going to flush your band down the toilet with our new jam, "120/80"

Bitches.
 ___________________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:31pm - Fuck Logging In  ""]
Along with the rest of my band mates fuck you. Nice support for the Boston Metal Scene around here I see....I remember starting this band for years ago with my best friends JJ, lil bill Cosby, and a wax figure for Joesph Stalin. Why hate on that RTTPee'rs? Why be hatin' on the beatuy for this band? WHy?
I remember during one practice I drank everyones seamen to play faster...how can you hate on that?
And now its all ending. fuck you...if only you knew the tears streaming down my face right now....fuck you fuck all of you...
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:33pm - archaeon ""]
people take this board way to seriously, it's pathetic.
 ________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:37pm - boine ""]
i think they all just got some sand in the vagina
 _____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:45pm - Keithnli  ""]
huh? is this a joke?
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:48pm - archaeon ""]
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:22 PM): I don't like the smack you been saying about my band asshole
fenderwnt149 (10:38:38 PM): is that right?
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:42 PM): yes
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:54 PM): I'm appracticte you showin' some respect...
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:03 PM): what band you in?
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:22 PM): I ain't even heard them and I think you blow donkey balls
fenderwnt149 (10:39:36 PM): yea we aint hardcore like you guys
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:48 PM): we'll we ain't hardcore
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:02 PM): we're a mix of linkin park , seven dust KSE ect..
fenderwnt149 (10:40:09 PM): all my favs
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:14 PM): that defiys gerne you dumbass
fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): man you put it all into perspective for me
fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): damn
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:44 PM): fuck you
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:54 PM): you and everyone on that board is a gimmavk
fenderwnt149 (10:41:19 PM): you and all your fans are gay
fenderwnt149 (10:41:25 PM): hooray
YouAreALeBangle (10:41:43 PM): nice to be homophobic...
YouAreALeBangle (10:42:08 PM): you know what I wouldn't want some closed minded fuck like you to even listen to my awesome band
fenderwnt149 (10:42:18 PM): you're right man
fenderwnt149 (10:42:32 PM): you guys just are so orginal or amazing
fenderwnt149 (10:42:38 PM): i'm not worthy
YouAreALeBangle (10:42:58 PM): and when I start a new band and were on WAAF...Faster harder...we'll right a song call everyone on RTTP is a loser and we're winners
YouAreALeBangle (10:43:03 PM): then you'll see
YouAreALeBangle (10:43:43 PM): i'll send you little of the millions I'm making...just to help out you're homeless ass
YouAreALeBangle (10:44:15 PM): and maybe if you repent now...I'll let you touch one of my groupies boobies
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:21 PM): and decades from now you can jerk-off to watching us getting into the rock and roll hall of fame on the tv.
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:26 PM): then you'll see
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:40 PM): and you'll remember that you had your chance
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:48 PM): and you fucking blew it
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:51 PM): fuck you man
fenderwnt149 (10:46:20 PM): gay
YouAreALeBangle (10:46:28 PM): homophobic
fenderwnt149 (10:46:45 PM): w/e you kiss guys anyways
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:28 PM): that's not true
fenderwnt149 (10:47:35 PM): thats not what i heard
fenderwnt149 (10:47:39 PM): one of the flatliners told me
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:42 PM): well you heard wrong
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:52 PM): those pics where photoshopped
YouAreALeBangle (10:48:07 PM): fuck you
YouAreALeBangle (10:48:13 PM): you're just making shit up
fenderwnt149 (10:48:31 PM): lets just end this before you make yourself look more retarded
 ______________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:53pm - I_am_not_me ""]
J.J. Long said:Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.



Yeah, because criticism of music has to lead to violence. Brilliant, just like your intellectually stimulating music.

Fuckin' meatheads.
 ________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 10:55pm - slow  ""]
I like when emotional guy sings then the bad boy says his mean stuff.



Joking, this is the gayest shit ever.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:02pm - archaeon ""]
I still can't believe he IMed me. haha
 ________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:04pm - slow  ""]
yeah that is crazy. they must be pretty young i imagine
 _______________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:11pm - blue ""]
i remember when this band was a nu metal band called mr ect. even better name. good thing you guys jumped onto the metalcore bandwagon, you guys wouldve looked like losers if were still doing nu metal after 2005.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:12pm - Niccolai ""]
HAHA There's NOOOO way that screen name is really him.

YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:13pm - Niccolai ""]
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:13pm - Niccolai ""]
YouAreALeBangle (11:15:12 PM): I got tons of friends in whitman
Xedora (11:15:15 PM): you and your limp bizkit crew are going down.
Xedora (11:16:11 PM): they are probably scarecrow dolls and juggalos and coldread kids
 _____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:16pm - FleshFries ""]
i wonder what the last post in this thread is going to be....
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:18pm - archaeon ""]
he was a lot more real with me, dang i would of had more fun with it.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:19pm - Niccolai ""]
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:17 PM): same day my mother died
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:28 PM): but that's not the point
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:52 PM): the point os you're a bully that feels the need to slove its problems with voilince


Everyone should make fun of his fat pig of a mother for dying.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:21pm - Samantha ""]
J.J. Long said:If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees...


Ahem...

http://www.returntothepit.com/venue.php?venue=middle_east
 _____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:23pm - FleshFries ""]
RTTP LEGION...ASSEMBLE!
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:26pm - Niccolai ""]
I looked on that flatliner myspace... that's the biggest collection of ugly people/fat girls who probably cut that I have ever seen.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:32pm - timjohn  ""]
this has to be a gimmick

no way.... "faster, harder" , "those pics were photoshopped" , "i'm an ex-juggalo" , "i got tons of friends in whitman" , "my enormous bass player" , and "you're a bully the feels the need to slove its problems with voillince"
 _____________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:35pm - FleshFries ""]
timjohn said:this has to be a gimmick


well clearly....and im pretty sure most of us realize that.....i think now we're all just having some fun with it
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:37pm - archaeon ""]
"eatting pizza...crying"

haha his away message
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:42pm - timjohn  ""]
indisputable evidence that this is a gimmick found here
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:43pm - Niccolai ""]
Xedora (11:11:51 PM): HAHA You are sooo fucking dead you pseudo-goth Numetal Faggot.
YouAreALeBangle (11:12:02 PM): listen...
Xedora (11:12:07 PM): Theres no listening
Xedora (11:12:11 PM): that's all there is to it.
YouAreALeBangle (11:12:20 PM): if I wanted your lip I would have pulled it off my zipper
Xedora (11:12:29 PM): You're done buddy, you're fucking done. Fucking with my little brother
YouAreALeBangle (11:12:40 PM): I'm scarred
Xedora (11:12:46 PM): haha you're clever, did you learn that from Chester Benington?
Xedora (11:12:59 PM): I'm going to make your throat smile you fucking mall goth
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:00 PM): how you goin' to find me?
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:20 PM): Linkin' Park rules..don't be disin' fool
Xedora (11:13:26 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
Xedora (11:13:34 PM): How am I going to find you? "Their last show will be Friday at the middle east downstairs at midnight."
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:45 PM): I don't like your homophobia
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:51 PM): just try and show up
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:00 PM): and start trouble
Xedora (11:14:06 PM): Nothing homophobic about it. I love the taste of balls.
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:08 PM): the mid east surity staff will eject you
Xedora (11:14:12 PM): HAHAHA
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:25 PM): I'm not scarred of you
Xedora (11:14:29 PM): Too bad I've been going to REAL shows there for years and know half the staff
Xedora (11:14:39 PM): the other half of the staff is gay and gets beat up by eulogy kids
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:41 PM): mister 'I hide behind an SN"
Xedora (11:14:47 PM): Nothing hidden about it.
Xedora (11:14:54 PM): 165 broad st.
Xedora (11:14:55 PM): whitman ma
Xedora (11:14:57 PM): 02382
YouAreALeBangle (11:15:01 PM): I'l be there
Xedora (11:15:06 PM): Make it happen buddy
YouAreALeBangle (11:15:12 PM): I got tons of friends in whitman
Xedora (11:15:15 PM): you and your fucking limp bizkit crew are going down.
Xedora (11:16:11 PM): they are probably scarecrow dolls and juggalos and coldread kids
Xedora (11:16:12 PM): hahaha
Xedora (11:16:14 PM): faggot.
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:17 PM): the mid east sercutiy staff is my crew...they the marital arts
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:06 PM): but it will also taste good
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:17 PM): same day my mother died
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:28 PM): but that's not the point
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:52 PM): the point os you're a bully that feels the need to slove its problems with voilince
YouAreALeBangle (11:19:18 PM): all I want is people to show respect for my hard work in a band I love
 ___________________________________
[Jul 18,2007 11:47pm - brian_dc ""]
he toughed me into liking his band.


*wears baggy jeans*

*gives up on life*

*enjoys the sound of another man's whispering crescendoing into an angry failed scream*

*eats pizza...cries*
 ______________________________
[Jul 19,2007 12:21am - Cav ""]
drown you in faygo?!?!?!?!?! woooooooooooooooooooooooow dude.
 ___________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 1:06am - fucktard  ""]
JJ roxorz ur soxorz

[img]
 ____________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 1:19am - FleshFries ""]
[img]
 __________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 1:24am - Samantha ""]
LMAO! WTF?
 ________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 7:50am - big and short  ""]
I guess we'll see none of you losers at thr middle east.
 _________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:09am - c.dead  ""]
HAhaha, this thread went out of control. Fucking awesome!

I like how they think playing the Middle East is some huge accomplishment, what dorks. My band(s) have played there countless times, as i am sure many of you guys' bands have as well. What a goon.
 _________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:15am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
fuck brids
 ________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:21am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""]
TEH MIDDLE EAST IS CHARGED WITH BEING TEH SHIZZNITZ

ASSYSTOLE IS CONVICTED OF BEING TRICKAZZ BUSTAZ AND STARTING TEH DRAMAZ! GET IN TEH TR00 GRIM KVULT PADDYWAGON!!
 ____________________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:22am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
RTTP_SWAT_TEAM said:TEH MIDDLE EAST IS CHARGED WITH BEING TEH SHIZZNITZ

ASSYSTOLE IS CONVICTED OF BEING TRICKAZZ BUSTAZ AND STARTING TEH DRAMAZ! GET IN TEH TR00 GRIM KVULT PADDYWAGON!!



You're fucking gayer than Asystole. Die.
 ________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:25am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""]
TEH SWAT TEAM SHALL PROVIDE MSD WITH A FREE BODY CAVITY SEARCH
 _________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:27am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
it will only cost him his pride
 ________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:29am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""]
[img]
 ________________________________________
[Jul 19,2007 9:31am - RTTP_SWAT_TEAM ""]
^ THE LAST TIME TEH SWAT TEAM WAS HANGING WITH ASSYSTOLE^

jump pages:[all|1|2|3|4|5]


Reply
[login ]
SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
message

top [Vers. 0.12][ 0.008 secs/8 queries][refresh][