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My GF wants me to pierce my cock

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[Jan 21,2010 12:02pm - beelze ""]
Very hesitant in doing so.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:03pm - Archaeon ""]
You don't have a girlfriend.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:04pm - beelze ""]
k.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:05pm - boblovesmusic ""]
fuck that...
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[Jan 21,2010 12:08pm - beelze ""]
yeah that's what I'm saying dude, I couldn't believe she even said it, right after I banged her too.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:10pm - largefreakatzero ""]
No. That's just not right.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:14pm - arilliusbm ""]
Prince Albert or youre a pussy.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:16pm - beelze ""]
Remember that fuckin wrestler lol
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[Jan 21,2010 12:19pm - boblovesmusic ""]
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[Jan 21,2010 12:21pm - beelze ""]
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[Jan 21,2010 12:27pm - Archaeon ""]
No way you had sex.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:29pm - beelze ""]
Do you even know who I am?
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[Jan 21,2010 12:30pm - boblovesmusic ""]
WHO ARE YOU!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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[Jan 21,2010 12:30pm - beelze ""]
You know me I was at the Bone Awl show I've seen you everywhere dude
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[Jan 21,2010 12:34pm - arilliusbm ""]
The only time I met you was when you were handing out stickers at the bomb shelter and when me and some other random black metal guys were throwing wads of paper at you and other sotg members at th skybar.
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[Jan 21,2010 12:35pm - beelze ""]
asshole
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[Jan 21,2010 12:35pm - arilliusbm ""]
lol
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[Jan 21,2010 12:48pm - xanonymousx ""]

beelze said:[img]


i have an autograph from this guy. right next to my signed shawn michaels actionfigure
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[Jan 21,2010 12:53pm - ugghh  ""]
that shits gay dude whats gonna happen when ya break break up with that one and the next one thinks ya a fag cause of it. and you would be a fag.
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[Jan 21,2010 1:17pm - Sacreligion ""]
Do it or you're a pussy.
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[Jan 21,2010 1:21pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""]

arilliusbm said:Prince Albert or you get no pussy.
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[Jan 21,2010 1:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
If you don't do it, someone here will do it for you whether you like it or not.
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[Jan 21,2010 1:42pm - goatcatalyst ""]
show her you're a mensch and pierce your guiche
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[Jan 21,2010 1:59pm - ouchdrummer ""]

beelze said:right after I banged her too.


I dunno if i would announce that after sex my gf wanted me to change my penis in some way....




And i did it. Prince Albert style.

Pissing in all directions... FTW!
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[Jan 21,2010 2:01pm - arktouros ""]
You only get one cock. Don't fuck it up.

Signed and notarized oath of sexual slavery from this chick, or don't even think about it.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:02pm - Sacreligion ""]
Even after getting mine done I don't think I could go with a PA. Something about the placement of it seems way too inconvenient. That and pissing everywhere.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
you got your dick pierced?
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[Jan 21,2010 2:05pm - beelze ""]
lol
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[Jan 21,2010 2:07pm - Sacreligion ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:you got your dick pierced?


Shit yea man. It was right before your St. Patty's party last year. I'm pretty sure macaque was exposed at least 5 times there. I don't blame you for forgetting or not paying attention though.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
I sliced it down the middle.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:09pm - Sacreligion ""]
The Wrigley's approach?
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[Jan 21,2010 2:10pm - arilliusbm ""]
Perhaps.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

Sacreligion said:
FuckIsMySignature said:you got your dick pierced?


Shit yea man. It was right before your St. Patty's party last year. I'm pretty sure macaque was exposed at least 5 times there. I don't blame you for forgetting or not paying attention though.



*shudder*
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[Jan 21,2010 2:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
also that reminds me.. need to start planning for this years insane St Pattys Day debauchery fest.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:14pm - Sacreligion ""]
Planning? I thought the recipe was "Keg of Gansett, People bring random food, Fin"
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[Jan 21,2010 2:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ya thats pretty much the gist of it. always room for improvement though. maybe we'll have hard no 9 set up and play in the backyard or somethin too. if its nice we could have a big ole BBQ set up.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Just have Meg make tons of Irish food again and call it a day. Shit was glorious.

Set up Brian's drums on the tramapoline or you're a pussy.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
no we're talkin.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:21pm - BlackoutRick ""]
Yeah, it's one place that should have no mutilation.
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[Jan 21,2010 2:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I would probably do it if a girl asked me and I was reasonably sure she was gonna stick around long enough to get some use out of it. The however many months of no in-and-out might be rough, though.
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[Jan 21,2010 3:03pm - Sacreligion ""]
Depends on how your body reacts. If you're comfortable enough and wear a rubber you can get back in the swing of things after only a few weeks. I waited about 2 and a half months and didn't have any issues. I wanna say it wasn't fully healed until about 4-5 months though.
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[Jan 21,2010 4:43pm - Alx at work  ""]
I waited 3 months until I could get back to fucking. 3 months after that, it pissed me off and I took it out. Do not pierce the little guy, it's just rude and disrespectful.
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[Jan 21,2010 5:16pm - quintessence ""]
Why would anyone do that. Fucking idiotic.
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[Jan 21,2010 5:48pm - immortal13 ""]
Hold on...let's get back on the subject of a keg of Gansett for a minute.
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[Jan 21,2010 5:58pm - Sacreligion ""]

immortal13 said:Hold on...let's get back on the subject of a keg of Gansett for a minute.


$60(not including keg deposit) comes with a half-barrel, a Gansett t-shirt, and two sleeves of cups. That promotion may be over though.
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[Jan 21,2010 6:07pm - immortal13 ""]
Dammit. I can't find gansett anywhere up here in NH, and the house I'm moving into, my roomates already have a keggerator and that would be perfect.
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[Jan 21,2010 6:43pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Don't know about kegs, but the Market Basket near me just started carrying it - being an RI native, that brought back meeemmmmorrriiiesssss.
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[Jan 21,2010 6:44pm - immortal13 ""]
Which market basket is that?
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[Jan 21,2010 6:46pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Let's just say northwest of Concord.
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[Jan 21,2010 6:48pm - immortal13 ""]
That's really far away from me. Fuck.

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