Cops shoot face-eating naked guy[views:20911][posts:50]__________________________________________ [May 27,2012 2:31pm - largefreakatzero ""] http://m.newser.com/story/146834/cops-shoo...uy-eating-mans-face-on-highway.html Cocaine? Sounds like a zombie cover-up to me. |
| _______________________________ [May 27,2012 3:11pm - yummy ""] They had to shoot the guy 6 times before he stopped chewing on the man's face. wow |
| ______________________________________ [May 27,2012 4:12pm - the_reverend ""] Pcp anyone? Angel dust is back! |
| ___________________________________ [May 27,2012 4:20pm - chernobyl ""] Holy shit, this rules! |
| ___________________________________ [May 27,2012 4:25pm - chernobyl ""] "Police unsurprisingly think cocaine may have been involved." Didn't realize a side effect of cocaine was biting people's faces off. |
| ________________________________ [May 27,2012 4:29pm - Burnsy ""] Yeah, apparently it makes people ravenously gay. News to me. |
| _________________________________________ [May 27,2012 11:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Z-day 0 |
| ________________________________________ [May 28,2012 1:14pm - Happy Hipster ""] Cocaine is one helluva drug. |
| ____________________________________ [May 28,2012 2:33pm - xgodzillax ""] im surprised "ben" hasnt come in here talking about how it is "niggers" |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2012 5:21am - Lamp ""] Shit. [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2012 6:27am - chernobyl ""] Lamp said:Shit. [img] [img] Ok what the fuck..I cant tell whether in the 2nd pic that is the back or front of his head? Jesus.. I believe "bath salts" might have caused this, I read some stories that say bath salts make people very unusually violent. This guy stabbed himself in the face and didnt know why he did it for example. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html?pagewanted=all "Some of the recent incidents include a man in Indiana who climbed a roadside flagpole and jumped into traffic, a man in Pennsylvania who broke into a monastery and stabbed a priest, and a woman in West Virginia who scratched herself “to pieces” over several days because she thought there was something under her skin." |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2012 8:27am - largefreakatzero ""] This one is saying the guy took a "new and potent" form of acid: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-21...face-victim-police-shoot-Miami.html Acid? Yeah right. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2012 8:40am - the_reverend ""] Javier Ortiz, a police spokesman, said that based on information he's received, the officer who fired the shots 'is a hero and saved a life'. not much of a life from what I see. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2012 8:41am - the_reverend ""] you can see the glimmer in his "eye" |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2012 8:48am - chernobyl ""] Why don't they just take a sample from his hair and find out? |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2012 9:13am - Alx_Casket ""] Very reminiscent of Naked Blood |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2012 9:14am - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:Javier Ortiz, a police spokesman, said that based on information he's received, the officer who fired the shots 'is a hero and saved a life'. not much of a life from what I see. If he really wanted to be a hero, the cop would've shot the victim too. Or maybe this guy (after 423 reconstructive sugeries) could start a steamy romance with the lady who got her face torn off by a chimp. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2012 9:16am - the_reverend ""] I was thinking the same thing about the chimp... and shooting the guy. sick beard though. |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2012 9:58am - DestroyYouAlot ""] 1. grow beard long 2. comb up over face 3. ????? 4. profit! |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2012 12:41pm - chernobyl ""] largefreakatzero said:This one is saying the guy took a "new and potent" form of acid: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-21...face-victim-police-shoot-Miami.html Acid? Yeah right. "One emergency room doctor suspects an LSD-like substance called bath salts is behind Eugene's attack, citing several cases of drug-induced mania in Miami in recent months." |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2012 3:42pm - largefreakatzero ""] So bath salts makes zombies? Who knew the end of the world would smell so fresh... |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2012 5:16pm - turdeater ""] violence and bath salts usually only happen when people go on week long benders on the shit from what i have read about them. aparently head shops in flordia just give away free samples of this shit. |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2012 5:21pm - hungtableeeed ""] bath salts are not LSD...not even fucking close as a matter of fact and I'm offended by how this article is misleading the reader. bath salts are an amphetamine and are far more comparable to adderal, crystal meth and mdma (molly). It is a "legal" alternative to mdma that's turned out to be fucking waaaaaay more dangerous and unpredictable. Bath salts have nothing to do with lysergic acid, not even one bit. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [May 29,2012 5:24pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] xgodzillax said:im surprised "ben" hasnt come in here talking about how it is "niggers" 1) He's busy making bad videos for bad music. 2) Of course it's niggers. |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2012 9:57pm - yummy ""] By now, I'd thought that pic would have a caption reading "This is your brain on bath salts." Gruesome, yet intriguing. Epic news story. |
| _______________________________ [May 30,2012 3:18am - ernie ""] another reason why this is the best drug ever |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2012 7:12am - SkinSandwich ""] Turns out it was bath salts, well so the news said this morning. I still think it is a cover up and the dude was a walker. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2012 10:17am - chernobyl ""] "I have a message for whoever is selling it out there," said Aguilar. "You can be arrested for murder if you are selling this LSD to people, unsuspecting people on the street and somebody ends up dying as a result you will be charged with murder." Why do they keep saying its LSD like everyone is saying...People need to get their facts straight. |
| ________________________________ [May 30,2012 10:19am - Hoser ""] It has some "LSD like effects" on some people. I have seen this stuff in action and it is NASTY. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2012 10:26am - chernobyl ""] Hoser said:It has some "LSD like effects" on some people. I have seen this stuff in action and it is NASTY. Go on.. |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2012 10:49am - xmikex ""] Voted the #1 story that your high school classmates will be discovering on Facebook 3 weeks from now. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2012 10:52am - Surely Joe ""] NOT A FUCKING ZOMBIE JUST SOME SHITBAG DRUG ADDICT |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2012 1:33pm - chernobyl ""] This just in... Victim of attack was WEARING A HOODIE! |
| ________________________________ [May 30,2012 1:38pm - Burnsy ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2012 2:05pm - SkinSandwich ""] Now CNN is calling it a "zombie" style attack, ha.... http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/30/secur...tire-miami-zombie-attack/?hpt=hp_t3 |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2012 8:07pm - SkinSandwich ""] [img] [img] |
| ____________________________ [Jun 1,2012 2:34am - ben ""] SkinSandwich said:[img] [img] I'm lovin' this post. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2012 10:58pm - nekronaut ""] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2012 11:04pm - trioxin245 ""] awesome. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 12,2012 11:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fucking christ, I'd be pissed to not be dead if I was that guy. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 6:50am - the_reverend ""] poor guy |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 7:45am - largefreakatzero ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Fucking christ, I'd be pissed to not be dead if I was that guy. Yup, I'd definitely be looking to eat the business end of a high caliber handgun. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 8:57am - the_reverend ""] you wouldn't be able to find one... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 9:50am - Alx_Casket ""] hehe oh revy. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 9:53am - RustyPS ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Fucking christ, I'd be pissed to not be dead if I was that guy. :point: |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 10:39am - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:you wouldn't be able to find one... I can always find one. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2012 4:50pm - SkinSandwich ""] I felt bad for this guy until I found out he was a Miami Heat fan. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 13,2012 7:40pm - yummy ""] He actually looks better than I imagined. I was under the impression he chewed his tongue and mouth. Here's for looking at the bright sight of things. I wish that joke were tongue in cheek... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2012 12:15pm - Burnsy ""] Phew, looks like this fucking bath salt joke can end now. The End of Bath Salt Jokes Rudy Eugene—the Florida man who was suspected to be high on "bath salts" last month when he was shot and killed by police after refusing to stop chewing a homeless man's face—was not on "bath salts" after all. According to the Miami-Dade County medical examiner's office, toxicology tests performed on Eugene found marijuana in his system, but no street drugs, prescription drugs or alcohol. Eugene also tested negative for adulterants commonly mixed with street drugs. "The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of 'bath salts,' synthetic marijuana and LSD," the medical examiner said. But that doesn't necessarily mean cannabis was the cause of cannibalism. "There is an almost infinite number of chemical substances out there that can trigger unusual behavior," Bruce Goldberger, professor and director of toxicology at the University of Florida, told the Associated Press. "There are many of these synthetic drugs that we currently don't have the methodology to test on, and that is not the fault of the toxicology lab. The challenge today for the toxicology lab is to stay on top of these new chemicals and develop methodologies for them, but it's very difficult and very expensive. There is no one test or combination of tests that can detect every possible substance out there." Ronald Poppo, the 65-year-old homeless victim, remains hospitalized following the May 26 attack. [Related: How do 'bath salts' drive people crazy?] According to the American Association of Poison Control Centers, the use of "bath salts" appears to be on the rise, with poison control centers fielding 20 times as many calls related to the "drug" in 2011 as they did in 2010. And "bath salts" have been linked to a string of bizarre crimes in the United States in recent months. On June 3, police in Illinois said a 37-year-old man admitted to using "bath salts" before a robbery attempt in which he "dismantled a fan, plugged in a hair dryer, pulled out wires from a furnace, toyed with a hatchet and managed to pour gasoline on himself." Officers used a stun gun to subdue him. But marijuana has been linked to bizarre behavior, too. On Wednesday, a Texas judge revoked bond for a 22-year-old man who allegedly killed and began eating his roommate's dog "after chasing a neighbor on his hands and knees while growling." Police say the man had taken K-2, a form of synthetic marijuana, before the the attack. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 28,2012 12:16pm - Burnsy ""] Burnsy said:But marijuana has been linked to bizarre behavior, too. On Wednesday, a Texas judge revoked bond for a 22-year-old man who allegedly killed and began eating his roommate's dog "after chasing a neighbor on his hands and knees while growling." Police say the man had taken K-2, a form of synthetic marijuana, before the the attack. Also, I was worried that ignorami in the media would start calling this shit marijuana. It's not even marijuana at all. |