local wigger slam band[views:10201][posts:53]____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:20pm - c00t dad ""] im really into wigger slam and i wanna learn more about the genre. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:21pm - Alexecutioner ""] hmm, i seem to remember there being a thread about this, it even had a wigger slam pie chart, lemme see if i can find it |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:22pm - Alexecutioner ""] http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=61189&downloads=11 |
| _______________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:23pm - blue ""] LISTEN TO NEW YORKMENT OR GTFO |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:25pm - c00t dad ""] blue, why are dysentery listed as technical slam? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:29pm - blue ""] couldnt tell you. maybe our caveman slams are too advanced for some people? |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] c00t%20dad said:blue, why are dysentery listed as technical slam? because they are technically "slam." |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:35pm - josh_hates_you ""] only covering slam by onyx is real. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:35pm - c00t dad ""] blue, is dysentery more technical than revocation? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:38pm - reimroc ""] you are one of the worst trolls i have ever seen. off with you. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 12:46pm - timma ""] I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category. "Harumph" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 1:00pm - Wigtastic ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 1:03pm - reimroc ""] when did brock lesnar start a slam band? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 1:05pm - reimroc ""] timma said:I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category. "Harumph" i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 1:06pm - burnsy ""] Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 1:08pm - Alx_Casket ""] he got a haircut just so he could troll at work |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 2:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] reimroc said: timma said:I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category. "Harumph" i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this. Horrif'diments is slam free. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 3:05pm - reimroc ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: reimroc said: timma said:I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category. "Harumph" i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this. Horrif'diments is slam free. slam free is raviolis |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 3:23pm - Randy_Marsh ""] burnsy said:Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike. would you like to know what your reasoning behind this is? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 5:06pm - arilliusbm ""] http://bloodspotbrutalmetalassault.blogspo...com/2009/05/frogkill-demo-2008.html check this demo out |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 5:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] reimroc said: MarkFuckingRichards said: reimroc said: timma said:I couldn't help but notice there is no "Silly Slam" category. "Harumph" i know right? i would imagine horrifying condiments is extremely unhappy with this. Horrif'diments is slam free. slam free is raviolis Free slam > Slam free |
| ________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 5:15pm - burnsy ""] Randy_Marsh said: burnsy said:Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike. would you like to know what your reasoning behind this is? Nah, I already know my reasoning behind it. Thanks, though. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 7:44pm - Randy_Marsh ""] burnsy said: Randy_Marsh said: burnsy said:Convinced that "c00t dad" is creepy mike. would you like to know what your reasoning behind this is? Nah, I already know my reasoning behind it. Thanks, though. hah you know what i meant..."would like to know your reasoning behind this is?" |
| ________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 7:57pm - burnsy ""] ;) haha this particular troll has definitely posted some creepy mikeisms, that's all. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 8:01pm - aaron_michael ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 8:21pm - demondave ""] bennyhillifier |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 8:25pm - conservationist ""] Ass slam is the best type of music ever. It just makes you want to scream out "Take my man c00t and rip it bloody!" while thrusting your naked ass in the air, and waving a bottle of lubricant at the first ripped Emosexual to enter the room (and shortly, your rectum). |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 15,2011 8:47pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 12:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Wigtastic said: bennyhillifier 02:17 is a dysentery riff. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 12:53pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] And by riff I mean 4 chords. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 1:17pm - xmikex ""] The real question is. If you've only got 1 brick, who do you throw it at? The big guy, the American Eagle looking kid, or the mosh leprachaun in the sweatpants? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 1:19pm - reimroc ""] Well the big guy is too easy of a target and the mosh leprachaun is a bit too squirrely to land an effective hit so that leaves baby phat american eagle kid. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 1:22pm - reimroc ""] need i also remind guys you aren't metal until you shoot your music videos in a sleeping bag warehouse. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:12pm - largefreakatzero ""] xmikex said:The real question is. If you've only got 1 brick, who do you throw it at? The big guy, the American Eagle looking kid, or the mosh leprachaun in the sweatpants? Definitely take the big guy out with the brick. Pick up the other 2 retards by the throat and throw them forcefully into the drum set to end the horrific sound-pollution altogether. A grenade would be a much better device to ensure that nobody ever needs to hear that ever again. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:22pm - xmikex ""] You absolutely hit the big guy with the brick. I want my knuckles to be fresh for punching Sweatpants into oblivion. The guitarist looks pretty big, but I think if I knocked him over he'd never be able to get out of that giant moon bounce looking thing he calls a jacket. He'd just sit there like a helpless turtle. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:25pm - largefreakatzero ""] Your tactics are sound, grasshopper. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The guitarist looks like he'd just act like that big goofy retard in Of Mice & Men. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:27pm - largefreakatzero ""] And his "riffs" certainly back up that theory. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:34pm - brodown ""] WigNig Slam!! bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 2:37pm - xmikex ""] Lenny was a feeble-minded giant with an unappreciated soul. I'd compare the guitarist more to Kube of Parker Lewis Can't Lose [img] A moron wrecking machine who never actually beat anyone up |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 3:30pm - reimroc ""] cunthunt777 is a pretty supid band name but its still better than hated, twytch and hell within. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 3:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Who wants to start a terrible slam band called Kubiak? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 4:09pm - xmikex ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Who wants to start a shoegaze black metal band called Parker Lewis Can't Mosh? fixed. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 4:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Wigtastic said: bennyhillifier wow worst thing ever. what language was that garbage in? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 4:53pm - reimroc ""] xmikex said: MarkFuckingRichards said:Who wants to start a shoegaze black metal band called Parker Lewis Can't Mosh Without His Backpack? fixed. DOUBLE FIXED |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 5:52pm - xmikex ""] The fact that these guys are from Germany makes a lot more sense actually. When I was in Betrayed By All we'd always get emails from horrible German and French wigger bands. Everywhere else in the world was turning out really cool underexposed hardcore bands, but for some reason Germany and France could never get over the wigger deathcore toughguy thing. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 6:09pm - reimroc ""] I know wigger is huge in montreal too. But you technically already said that. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 6:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only defeated sanity is real |
| ______________________________ [Mar 16,2011 6:26pm - blue ""] xmikex said:The fact that these guys are from Germany makes a lot more sense actually. When I was in Betrayed By All we'd always get emails from horrible German and French wigger bands. Everywhere else in the world was turning out really cool underexposed hardcore bands, but for some reason Germany and France could never get over the wigger deathcore toughguy thing. this totally explains why we get so many german/austrian merch orders hahahah |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 6:27pm - reimroc ""] blue were exactly did you get that gold and diamond encrusted sweatshirt that says SLAM? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 16,2011 7:40pm - blue ""] from the austrian (surprise) band distorted impalement, whom dysentery toured with in 2008. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 7:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Wigtastic said: bennyhillifier wow worst thing ever. what language was that garbage in? oh yeah this is def the best thing I ever saw. setting up tour. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 8:51pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] Wigtastic said: bennyhillifier Even niggers hate this crap. It begs the question, is there some amount of this shit that is somehow poking fun at niggers (probably wishful thinking on my part), or do these chunks of shit aspire to act, dress, speak and smell like niggers in hopes of actually becoming niggers? Whatever it is, it's fucking godawful. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2011 7:22pm - reimroc ""] needs a bamp |