America needs to be fatter
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[Jun 10,2008 3:01pm - the_reverend ""]
think innovative.
think of ways to get americans faster.
I'm thinking of like... liquid cheese with deep-fried twinkies in it.
[Jun 10,2008 3:02pm - dreadkill ""]
that wouldn't make americans faster. it would surely slow them down.
[Jun 10,2008 3:02pm - the_reverend ""]
hardened bacon grease burritos!
[Jun 10,2008 3:03pm - the_reverend ""]
the_reverend said:think innovative.
think of ways to get americans fatter faster.
I'm thinking of like... liquid cheese with deep-fried twinkies in it.
[Jun 10,2008 3:13pm - the_reverend ""]
OH MY GOD...
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/may/2...duct-kraft-mac-and-cheese-crackers/
[Jun 10,2008 3:14pm - Yeti ""]
instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
[Jun 10,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""]
the_reverend said:OH MY GOD...
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/may/2...duct-kraft-mac-and-cheese-crackers/
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[Jun 10,2008 3:20pm - W3 nli ""]
the_reverend said:deep-fried twinkies in it.
theyve got that shit on the San Jose peer, with chocolate sauce and powdered sugar.
i need to go throw up now
[Jun 10,2008 4:11pm - Conservationist ""]
Deep-friend, breaded, sugared, cheese-covered gay semen.
[Jun 10,2008 4:14pm - powerkok ""]
So, ya got a deep friend, do ya??
[Jun 10,2008 4:16pm - the_reverend ""]
that's what makes it gay.
[Jun 10,2008 4:17pm - Mess ""]
why? america's the fattest CUNTree in the world? why would you want us to be fatter?
oh oh oh
now i think i get it...
so we all die faster!!!!
what the fuck do i win?!?!?!?!
hopefully a deepfriedchocolatecoveredturkey!
[Jun 10,2008 4:18pm - cav nli ""]
i dunno i think cheesecake factory thought of it...a bacon cheeseburger with steak tips on top. its amazing. only had it once. things like 15 bucks. hahaha.
[Jun 10,2008 4:20pm - powerkok ""]
'They' are actually saying that obesity has peaked in the US, and is going down.
"No lil debbies fo u niggaz dis week...", is whats happening.
[Jun 10,2008 4:21pm - powerkok ""]
We came up with 'steak on the cob' which was steak kabobs wrapped in a steak. You eat it like a kabob tho.
[Jun 10,2008 4:22pm - DYA / NLI ""]
Three words:
Krispy Kreme Burger
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[Jun 10,2008 4:23pm - powerkok ""]
Id eat that fucker right now.
[Jun 10,2008 4:28pm - Mess ""]
DYA: i saw that badboy on phantom gourmet and thought to myself "who ever the fucking fat ass is that eats that is one nazzzzzty nigga mang"
[Jun 10,2008 4:32pm - cav nli ""]
DYA%20/%20NLI said:Three words:
Krispy Kreme Burger
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[Jun 10,2008 4:33pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
that burger would be better if you fried the lettuce.
[Jun 10,2008 4:33pm - Mess ""]
fucked up and down
[Jun 10,2008 4:34pm - the_reverend ""]
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MOAR!
[Jun 10,2008 4:34pm - W3 nli ""]
in the prospect of getting america fatter id like to point three reasons why they shouldnt be any fatter then they are right now.
3. Blue
2. Cav
1. Rich
and for the bonus money....Jeff
[Jun 10,2008 4:35pm - Mess ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:that burger would be better if you fried the lettuce.
and made the plate, silverware, and paper thing edible also.
[Jun 10,2008 4:36pm - Mess ""]
the thing you should know about ordering your next batch of diabEEEEEEETUS testing supply is...
[Jun 10,2008 4:36pm - the_reverend ""]
someone's mos def unemployed...
[Jun 10,2008 4:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
STAND UP FOR YOUR BEEF!
[Jun 10,2008 4:39pm - the_reverend ""]
there is someone that I made fun of here for having not a double chin, but a double set of cheeks.
[Jun 10,2008 4:39pm - Mess ""]
the_reverend said:someone's mos def unemployed...
and fucking drunk hahahahaha
[Jun 10,2008 4:44pm - Mess ""]
the_reverend said:someone's mos def unemployed...
we'll see who's laughing in a few hours. i am now getting ready to do some srtiped basssssss fishing. i'll post picks when i catch me a bitch ok?! think it's funny do ya?! we'll see who's eat'n good in da hood in a little bit now... YA HEAR?!?!?!?!?! huh! ya hear?!?!?!!!!! do ya!!!!!
[Jun 10,2008 4:46pm - powerkok ""]
Ima eat me a pastrami and swiss sammich with huhhsradish, guy.
[Jun 10,2008 4:47pm - powerkok ""]
boahs head, bruh.
[Jun 10,2008 4:47pm - tylor ""]
DYA%20/%20NLI said:Three words:
Krispy Kreme Burger
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thats what i thought this thread was gonna be about
[Jun 10,2008 4:48pm - W3 nli ""]
what
[Jun 10,2008 4:49pm - mortalis ""]
powerkok said:boahs head, bruh.
feckin awesum shit khed
[Jun 10,2008 4:50pm - powerkok ""]
Guy, riiight?
[Jun 10,2008 4:50pm - Mess ""]
keds
[Jun 10,2008 5:04pm - Conservationist ""]
powerkok said:So, ya got a deep friend, do ya??
To the elbow!
[Jun 10,2008 7:10pm - Mess ""]
the_reverend said:someone's mos def unemployed...
i only got pics of the sea. no pics of the fishes because i'm a shitty fisherman. 1 hour wasted. no fucking dinner tonight. b00000 me
[Jun 10,2008 7:13pm - powerkok ""]
damn....what u fishin for/ usin for bait?
[Jun 10,2008 7:22pm - Grizloch ""]
cav%20nli said:i dunno i think cheesecake factory thought of it...a bacon cheeseburger with steak tips on top. its amazing. only had it once. things like 15 bucks. hahaha.describe this to me, in detail... slow and sexy like
[Jun 10,2008 8:59pm - Mess ""]
powerkok said:damn....what u fishin for/ usin for bait?
fish'n for strippers, using macral fo bait... caught nutt'n
[Jun 10,2008 9:20pm - the_reverend ""]
i read that real quick as stripers.
[Jun 10,2008 10:05pm - Martins ""]
the_reverend said:Americans need to be phatter.
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[Jun 12,2008 10:31am - ellesarusrex ""]
prince alberts.. london. ontario.. the wally burger.. all the fixings and topped with peanutbutter.. best burger ive ever eaten in my life.. id break my vegetarianism to eat another one of those anytime.
[Jun 12,2008 10:32am - the_reverend ""]
you are a fakitarian then.
[Jun 12,2008 10:36am - ellesarusrex ""]
meat makes me sick to my stomach which is why i dont eat it.. the idea of eating the flesh of another creature is mostly stomach turning.. also all the anti biotics and such involved.. im not so mad sad for the cows.. their shit is killing our atmosphere.. kill them off.. i just dont wan tot eat them.. if i ate a wally burger im sure id puke gallons..
[Jun 12,2008 11:24am - the_reverend ""]
idk about that. the only thing that would break my no meat stance is if it were human. and not just any human, but one that i hate.cannibal of dusseldorf.
[Jun 12,2008 11:26am - Conservationist ""]
I love eating meat. I was a vegetarian, for some time though, and I've always wanted to be a cannibal of the stupid.
"Daddy, illiterate minorities and rednecks for dinner again?! Can't we eat someone from the suburbs for once?"
Ayup.
[Jun 13,2008 9:05am - the_reverend ""]
french fry coated bacon on a stick
http://www.lastappetite.com/french-fry-coated-bacon-on-a-stick/
[Jun 13,2008 11:05am - Conservationist ""]
oh fuck yes
[Jun 13,2008 12:48pm - Yeti ""]
butter that bacon boy.
but dad, my heart hurts.
BUTTER IT!
[Jun 13,2008 1:06pm - Conservationist ""]
China is still bigger but we can be fatter
EAT FOR THE GOOD OL' U.S. OF A!
[Jun 13,2008 1:50pm - brad weymouth ""]
Yeti said:instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
thanks Dr. Nick!
[Jun 13,2008 3:07pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
I hope I'll get to see aliens feasting upon fattened American trash in my lifetime.
[Jun 19,2008 1:57pm - the_reverend ""]
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