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More Evidence that Dogs are Better than Cats

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[May 27,2011 10:26am - arilliusbm ""]
I challenge you to a Majestic animal duel! En garde NILLACAT!
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[May 27,2011 10:35am - Yeti ""]
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[May 27,2011 10:36am - lost ark  ""]

arilliusbm said:There are dogs that act like cats, but no cats that act like dogs.


this guy does.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_%28cat%29#Temperament

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[May 27,2011 10:36am - ArrowHeadNLI ""]

arilliusbm said:No doubt. I like when a cat is purring on my lap looking for attention. But GTFO NIGGERCAT if I'm a blind person, buried under rubble, a bomb at an airport, or a dying widow who needs a real friend.



Which makes them great TOOLS. Meanwhile, as pets, they drool, pee, jump all over you when you're trying to carry groceries in the house, chew shit, and generally are INCREDIBLY STUPID yet fiercely loyal animals. Which is why dog lovers USUALLY love them - they are the most loyal creatures around.

I was a dog person all my life. 10 years ago I got a cat when I found dogs weren't allowed here. Now I love both, but prefer cats for their low maintenance. The other day I had to attend a funeral out of town overnight. I put out extra food and water and they were fine. Try that with a dog sometime.

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[May 27,2011 10:37am - lost ark  ""]
dogs are servile, cats not giving a fuck, but both are useful. best when used together.
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[May 27,2011 10:44am - lost ark  ""]
It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all. Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world — we reject it only because of our primitive cowardice and childish fear of the dark. If we were sensible we would seek death — the same blissful blank which we enjoyed before we existed. - HP Lovecraft
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[May 27,2011 10:51am - arilliusbm ""]
I knew someone was going to quote lovecraft.
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[May 27,2011 11:00am - dreadkill ""]
The only cat that was real was niggerman
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[May 27,2011 11:11am - Lamp ""]
I used to live in a house that had six cats in the enclosed porch, along with an old cat who came in and out. That changed my opinion of cats, was never a fan until then. Cleaning multiple litter boxes for six cats that get fed really well and are constantly shitting sucks, but what are you gonna do?

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