From my friend who's teaching Korean kids
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[Feb 4,2002 11:58pm - the_reverend ""]
this was an e-mail sent to me from a friend who's teaching 7-year-olds in Korea <br> <br>>cool things that the kids i teach have done lately: <br>>-called me all of the following: <br>> osama bin laden's mother <br>> baby gorilla <br>> african (a real insult here) <br>> dinosaur ears (?) <br>> osama bin laden's girlfriend <br>> giant baby <br>>-told me that i eat all of the following: <br>> osama bin laden's dung <br>> my own dung <br>> voldemort's dung <br>>(they don't know the word "crap" or anything) <br>>-mashed a brown crayon on the floor and called it <br>>"dung" <br>>-made me a card that said "teacher, i'm harry. today <br>>is lost day, and i'm lost day too. love, harry." <br>>-when asked to draw a picture of our school they <br>>instead drew: <br>> a thousand monsters <br>> a huge fire <br>> a picture of the american flag and the japanese <br>>flags on fire that said "japan american fuck die" <br>> a picture of me with horns <br>>-asked me how old i was and believed me when i said i <br>>was 56 and i had been married five times and i eat <br>>children <br>>-believed that my name was really jason <br>>-and the number one thing they did this week was one <br>>boy who made a valentine card. on the front was a big <br>>pink heart. you opened it up and there was a huge <br>>picture of a middle finger and a caption reading <br>"FUCK YOU!" <br>
[Feb 5,2002 12:10pm - eben ""]
Killer.. <br> <br>Hey dino ears, eat my gorrila dung.
[Feb 5,2002 12:53pm - Stalker ""]
<a href="http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground" target="_blank">http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground</a>/ is a dictionary of playground insults. Mostly American-English-Aussie, not Korean though.
[Jun 12,2004 12:25am - the_reverend ""]
I'm bumping this cause I just read it to my brother and his girlfriend
[Jun 12,2004 12:29am - BornSoVile ""]
Wow.
[Nov 12,2004 9:38am - the_reverend ""]
bump again.
[Nov 12,2004 9:41am - lynneaus ""]
teaching kids rules
[Nov 12,2004 9:45am - dan. ""]
hahahhahahaha
[Nov 12,2004 9:46am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
haha, where did you say she taught again? Canada?
[Nov 12,2004 10:20am - succubus ""]
umm KOREA
[Nov 12,2004 10:21am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I thought it was Canada
[Nov 12,2004 10:22am - the_reverend ""]
canada? joe, don't be silly. they can't even speak english up there.
[Nov 12,2004 10:23am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
My uncle loves to attack asian people for being yellow.
[Nov 12,2004 10:25am - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:canada? joe, don't be silly. they can't even speak english up there.
:middlefinger:that from someone who can't spell:spineyes:
[Nov 12,2004 10:26am - lynneaus ""]
"how do u spell the name of the country to the north of us?"
"C eh N eh D eh"
[Nov 12,2004 10:27am - the_reverend ""]
duh
[Nov 12,2004 10:27am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I'm canadian.
[Nov 12,2004 10:28am - succubus ""]
lynneaus said:"how do u spell the name of the country to the north of us?"
"C eh N eh D eh"
make fun all you want...yer still dating one...
[Nov 12,2004 10:28am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Guineas do not count as Canadians. Either do frogs.
[Nov 12,2004 10:30am - lynneaus ""]
either do?
man ur canadian is showing
[Nov 12,2004 10:30am - succubus ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Guineas do not count as Canadians. Either do frogs.
you are correct
but i prefer being called a "WHOP"
[Nov 12,2004 10:30am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Nova Scotia 4 life!
[Nov 12,2004 10:31am - succubus ""]
lynneaus said:either do?
man ur canadian is showing
i'm going to smack your ass silly tonight when i get to the palladium!
what time will you be there?
[Nov 12,2004 10:33am - lynneaus ""]
i gotta be there at six...
hey im french canadian but i dont let on to people.... i mask my heritage well
[Nov 12,2004 10:36am - succubus ""]
i'll probably get there a little after you...i want a good parking spot!
lol
i'm going to run out at lunch and get Thai food for me and get something for the "cool chick"
:p
[Nov 12,2004 11:40am - humanbonedeathmachine ""]
succubus, its WOP not WHOP. With Out Papers
[Nov 12,2004 12:54pm - lynneaus ""]
Hey Carina..... (sorry i couldnt help it... take it out of the context of where its from and its hilarious lol )
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[Nov 12,2004 1:16pm - the_reverend ""]
doo wop
ditty
ditty dum
ditty dum
[Nov 12,2004 1:18pm - succubus ""]
actually whop / wop comes from Guapparia (italian mob) you pronounce is WHOP A RIA
but yer not the first person to tell me about it meaning without papers
[Nov 12,2004 1:23pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
This thread went from Korea, to Canada, to Carina's ethnically challenged background.
[Nov 12,2004 1:25pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm guessing it's either going to go to
a) masturbation
2) ass fucking
c) joe being an ass
d) d00dz the razor was sic?!
[Nov 12,2004 1:27pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I smell horrible, I should take a shower.
[Nov 12,2004 1:28pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:I'm guessing it's either going to go to
a) masturbation
2) ass fucking
c) joe being an ass
d) d00dz the razor was sic?!
why not all of the above?
a) i love watching you touching yourself aaron
2) haven't done it in a while
c) yes that last comment was worthy of me calling him an ass
d) that's what i hear
funny how it's a 2 C D
heh
[Nov 12,2004 1:28pm - PaganMegan ""]
how insightful
[Nov 12,2004 1:29pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I should follow Pagan Megan around like a puppy, and then have her kick me in the balls and cut my eyes out.
[Nov 12,2004 1:30pm - succubus ""]
megan is a hottie!
i'm sure you'll enjoy it
[Nov 12,2004 1:32pm - PaganMegan ""]
HAHAHAHAHA, cut your eyes out? Thats awesome
Thanks sucubus
ha
this board is endless amusement for the dull work hours
[Nov 12,2004 1:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I really need to go shower, I think I shit myself while I was asleep.
[Nov 12,2004 1:33pm - PaganMegan ""]
look at the subject shift now : koreans, to canadians to eyeball removal, what's next
[Nov 12,2004 1:34pm - the_reverend ""]
2) a while? ok.. I guess 4 days is a "while"
(ps the numbering/lettering was a joke)
[Nov 12,2004 1:34pm - PaganMegan ""]
pants shitting hooray
[Nov 12,2004 1:35pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:2) a while? ok.. I guess 4 days is a "while"
(ps the numbering/lettering was a joke)
you think people are going to start believing us?
[Nov 12,2004 1:38pm - the_reverend ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:I should follow Pagan Megan around like a puppy, and then have her kick me in the balls and cut my eyes out.
I always knew you wanted to look like that bad actor in event horizon.
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[Nov 12,2004 2:19pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
He is a good actor, that was just a gay movie.
[Nov 12,2004 2:30pm - the_reverend ""]
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... let's look at his movies shall we?
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
jurassic park III (aka straight to video)
so forth and so on.
[Nov 12,2004 2:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
He is Sam Neill....into the mouth of madness!
[Nov 12,2004 2:56pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
Allow me bring this thread back to its true and intended meaning: the defamation of Italians...
1) they wear their shirts half-unbuttoned, as though their love of The Old Country were directly proportionate to the amount of chest on display
2) they slick their hair back with fine spaghetti sauce
3) the letters "G" and "U" appear nowhere in the words "mozzarella" "ricotta" or "manicotti"
feel free to add on
[Nov 12,2004 4:32pm - GoatCatalyst ""]
... and let's not forget the unrelenting braggadocio
[Nov 12,2004 4:34pm - succubus ""]
i think you are mixing up WANNA BE's
those born in the US that call themselves ITalian but can't speak it.
and i have no idea what you mean about G and U
[Nov 23,2004 10:02pm - the_reverend ""]
sam neill is on the science channel (227) talking about aliens...
he sucks