im shitting at work on mobile![views:5762][posts:61]_______________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 11:40am - the_reverend ""] So when you go into the bathroom at work and there is someone in there washing their hands. So you continue into the stall and it is so obvious that they were just sitting in there and the toilet is freshly flushed, but there are pubes in/on the seat/bowl... What do you do? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 11:48am - nekronaut ""] A wise man once said, ''KILL IT WITH FIRE!'' |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 11:52am - SkinSandwich ""] I would say to the pube layer to get in there and clean it up or i'll fuck his wife dry with no KY. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2010 12:32pm - boblovesmusic ""] Take a picture of it, then print it out and post it at some community board thing for all to see |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2010 12:46pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahahahaha i always bring a tissue in with me for this reason. they are always like 6 inches long too. TRIM THAT SHIT!! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2010 12:13pm - the_reverend ""] im on visit 2 or 3... Working out 4 taco bell meals from sat/sun right now. Just like heaven! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2010 12:20pm - boblovesmusic ""] Not at work, but I too am on the can |
| __________________________________ [Aug 30,2010 12:24pm - AlxNLI ""] Monopoly on my phone is the best way to pass shits at work. No one ever questions why I'm in the bathroom for 4 hours, they probably think I'm very sick. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2010 12:44pm - Brentano‘s ""] Your phones have been flagged. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2010 1:10pm - Yeti ""] i like to finish my morning bagel before i shit, but this morning i could only make it through the first half. nothing but pizza and Beck's Oktoberfest yesterday. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2010 1:12pm - nekronautnli ""] Eat while you take a shit or you are civilized. Got it in the right thread this time. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2010 1:14pm - Yeti ""] marvel at the human digestive process. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2010 1:17pm - slag nli ""] HOT SAUCE SHIT RIGHT NOW |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 12:02am - Conservationist ""] Don't shit on your mobile unless it's waterproof. MINE IS AND IT'S IN MY RECTUM RIGHT NOW. Until you come and get it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 2:27am - Spaldino ""] i like to eat pizza while i blast a dook |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 7:39am - the_reverend ""] i didnt order my pizza... with sausage... |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 8:52am - Slag nli ""] Turdooken |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 9:34am - Discostew ""] Turddokken? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 31,2010 10:34am - Yeti ""] TURDOOOOKEN! [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2010 12:04pm - sethrich ""] the_reverend said:So when you go into the bathroom at work and there is someone in there washing their hands. So you continue into the stall and it is so obvious that they were just sitting in there and the toilet is freshly flushed, but there are pubes in/on the seat/bowl... What do you do? Gorilla mask |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 1,2010 11:10am - the_reverend ""] Yeah! First time shitting with new phone! Someone is out there taping something. Idk what that is all about. Also, 2 meals of hothot tofu and working wonders. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2010 11:27am - Slag nli ""] I enjoy the satisfaction of making others in the bathroom uncomfortable when I first sit down and unload. Try and make the water splash as loud as possible. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2010 11:30am - Dr. Strangebrew ""] Slag%20nli said:I enjoy the satisfaction of making others in the bathroom uncomfortable when I first sit down and unload. Try and make the water splash as loud as possible. Make sure you yell out: "Mein Führer! I can walk!" |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 1,2010 2:27pm - Hamturd Hamburglar ""] Just scream out "I love Taco Bell!" before the first spray. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 8,2010 2:38pm - the_reverend ""] holy shit! i had the sound turned off on my phone, but i open up tetris... in the bathroom. LOUDEST MUSIC EVER. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 3,2010 9:14am - the_reverend ""] All the stalls are full here! I think someone just peaked between the cracks in the door at me@ |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2010 9:18am - slag nli ""] AFTERBURNER |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2010 9:18am - AndrewBastard ""] that was me. Cool poop bro |
| ___________________________________________________ [Dec 3,2010 9:33am - RustyPS should be working ""] getting paid to poop is pretty awesome....just got finished |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 10:31am - the_reverend ""] Oh how I did not miss group shitting. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 10:33am - boblovesmusic ""] Yep got a bit of turtle going on |
| __________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 12:34pm - posbleak ""] ITT: a bunch of pussies who've never had to wipe someone else's menstrual blood off of the seat. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 12:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] :pukeface: |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 12:38pm - twistd fuk ""] posbleak said:ITT: a bunch of pussies who've never had to wipe someone else's menstrual blood off of the seat. stories about shitting in the girls room or GTFO |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 1:12pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Supreme hate for the never ending wipe.. fuck that. Gimme some "wet ones" |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 1:38pm - blessed offal ""] Yeti said:TURDOOOOKEN! [img]tuuuuurdyuken! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 5,2011 1:40pm - Mutis ""] not pubes. butt crack hairs. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 19,2011 11:32am - the_reverend ""] Busy times in the work shit house today. All 3 stalls filled and I had to gogogogogogogo!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 19,2011 11:35am - the_reverend ""] I would play some angry birds, but I know the sound will come on. What to do what to do. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 19,2011 11:58am - boblovesmusic ""] Turn off the sound, duh! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 20,2011 1:11pm - the_reverend ""] There is no over all sound offi don't think... don't want to risk it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 20,2011 1:13pm - the_reverend ""] Some person who was beside me in the stalls today flushed like 3 times during the same shit. Wtf! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 20,2011 1:22pm - Boozegood ""] Toilets in the Marine Corps have no doors, or walls often. Talking to your bromosapians while unleashing shit is awesome once you get used to it. Face to face even, sometimes. Picture urinals, but shitters instead. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 20,2011 1:23pm - NuclearWinter ""] Not gay at all. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 20,2011 1:23pm - boblovesmusic ""] Rev, there's an option for no sound! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 26,2011 2:25pm - ark ""] Hey guys, I'm shitting at work on mobile!!!!!!1 and I have a window...you ever watch a plane going for a landing while you take a shit??? |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 26,2011 9:10pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 17,2011 9:54am - The_Reverend ""] Wow... I should not have eaten so much raw garlic last night. My bhole is frowning. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 18,2011 10:50am - The_Reverend ""] Yeah! And again! |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 18,2011 10:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] beavis and butthead attacked the getting paid to shit at work ideology quite well last night. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 8:47am - the_reverend ""] Raced into here today. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 12,2011 8:58am - arilliusbm ""] Must be hard to wipe with all that semen crusted in your asshole. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2012 11:53am - the_reverend ""] That isn't semen, it is diamonds. At least that is what he told me. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 22,2012 12:03pm - Alx_Casket ""] I just had both legs fall asleep after sitting on the throne for too long. Got up and had to brace myself on the sink until the juices started flowing again. I have a feeling that this will be the most interesting part of my day. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 22,2012 1:47pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 8:49am - DYA is BILLYUNS ""] Just topped off a nice steaming bowl of Wrestlemania appetizers. A two-flusher (once for the bulk, and once for the remainder). |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 9:34am - the_reverend ""] I hear that... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 10:05am - the_reverend ""] I ate a huge apple last night. waiting for that. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 10:45am - largefreakatzero ""] Shit 3 times already, going for a fourth soon. Scotch really gets things moving. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 12:05pm - the_reverend ""] once, but I'm looking forward to continuing later. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 1:57pm - largefreakatzero ""] #5 is coming out as I type. Getting cleared out good today! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 7,2014 2:02pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |