Possibly the stoopidest pain that ever was stoopid[views:18346][posts:63]_______________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 9:40am - joey umbrella ""] you know those pegs on the wall at guitar center that hold picks? well.... i worked at guitar center a few years back, and we were all punching each other. i ended up trying to dodge a punch, and in doing this i jumped backwards. as i jumped up and back towards the wall, the hook ripped through my pants and entered my asshole. i was literally raped by an inanimate object. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 10:16am - DestroyYouAlot ""] joey umbrella said:you know those pegs on the wall at guitar center that hold picks? well.... i worked at guitar center a few years back, and we were all punching each other. i ended up trying to dodge a punch, and in doing this i jumped backwards. as i jumped up and back towards the wall, the hook ripped through my pants and entered my asshole. i was literally raped by an inanimate object. +A MILLION Edit: So, did you leave it there on the wall? Tell me you left it there. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 10:18am - DestroyYouAlot ""] MassOfTwoSlits said:I had an epidural for my second kid, one that allows you to control the pain with a press of a button... I never pressed the button. Giving Birth = Bad Idea Is that how you got two slits? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 10:34am - joey umbrella ""] it is there to this day |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 11:34am - Revocation ""] I got second degree burns on both of my hands when I was like 2 because I put my hands directly on a very hot grill. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Revocation said:I got second degree burns on both of my hands when I was like 2 because I put my hands directly on a very hot grill. Some would argue that this was a mistake. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] joey umbrella said:you know those pegs on the wall at guitar center that hold picks? well.... i worked at guitar center a few years back, and we were all punching each other. i ended up trying to dodge a punch, and in doing this i jumped backwards. as i jumped up and back towards the wall, the hook ripped through my pants and entered my asshole. i was literally raped by an inanimate object. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good fucking lord!!! A few years ago, in an old band's practice space, we were fucking around with some golf clubs we found. I noticed that I almost hit about an 8' fluorescent light, so I made sure the next time I raised the golf club, it didn't hit the light. Even though I checked the next time I raised the club, I hit the light anyway and it all came crashing down on my head. My head was just a field of fine cuts. That was awesome. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:17pm - joey umbrella ""] dude.. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:26pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] during kickball in third grade I somehow managed to have my achilles tendon pull my heel bone off of my foot. I then spent the next 2 months playing kickball while running directly on my cast, which was apparently not good for the healing process. when the doctor took the cast off and I tried to walk, it pulled the bone right back off and I fell of my face. occasionally when I go to mute a cymbol it decides to slide halfway under my thumbnail. it usually takes about a week before i can pick something up. i also once hyper-extended my shoulder trying to cheat at a carnival basketball game |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:occasionally when I go to mute a cymbol it decides to slide halfway under my thumbnail. it usually takes about a week before i can pick something up. Cymbal cuts are the worst thing ever to happen to a human. I don't know what the fuck they put in those things, but every single cut I've ever received from a cracked and/or broken cymbal has gotten infected to fuck. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] TheFilthyFrenchman said:i also once hyper-extended my shoulder trying to cheat at a carnival basketball game That's what you get for cheating, cheater. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 12:43pm - the_reverend ""] the secret is feces. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 1:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] the_reverend said:the secret is feces. Way to ruin the secret. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2007 3:01pm - horror_tang ""] Jimmy Justice said:Neandertals were actually short people. Hence, the use of the word mongoloid. |