Death Metal sweatpants!
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[Sep 7,2008 12:17pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Hell yes!
Just ordered:
Severed Savior - Servile Insurrection Sweatpants, Tshirt, + CD Combo
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Yeah baby!
Now I'll have 4...
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[Sep 7,2008 12:20pm - sxealex ""]
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[Sep 7,2008 12:22pm - sxealex ""]
oh shit
[Sep 7,2008 12:22pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Sorry, but the saying "Jesus bow to me" is really gay. It just sounds really dumb.
[Sep 7,2008 12:28pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I never wear them outside the house, just for PJ bottoms, they rule.
[Sep 7,2008 12:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Nothing will be as cool as Composted muu-muus.
[Sep 7,2008 12:33pm - ZJD ""]
no, i haven't given up on life
i'm finally living while you're out with your wife
society's rules don't mean shit to me
when i wear what i want i'm finally free
sweatpants
with our sweatpants on, warm and snug
we'll burn down your fucking country club
[Sep 7,2008 2:19pm - Kadooganaut ""]
Dwyer I wrote you another poem:
You wear br00tal sweatpants
Good god you suck
You wear br00tal sweatpants
Good god you suck
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Good god you suck
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[Sep 7,2008 3:31pm - RichHorror ""]
And to think people say DM is for fat sexless virgins.
[Sep 7,2008 3:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i'll take ten pairs
[Sep 7,2008 4:35pm - dertoxia ""]
yeah but do you have '100% Pedophilia' sweatpants?
I think not
[Sep 7,2008 4:56pm - sxealex_ ""]
SWEATPANTS ARE 100% PEDOPHILIA BY NATURE woops caps
[Sep 7,2008 6:39pm - corpus nli ""]
tried to purchase these last night but the order would not go through. maybe i was too fucked up to make it happen accurately..but just out of curiosity..what size you get dwyer? i wanna make sure i get it right.
nothing is gayer that tight sweats circa 6th grade yo..
[Sep 7,2008 7:00pm - ancient master ""]
when i was in kindergarden i totally showed off my boner to the girls through my sweatpants
[Sep 8,2008 8:03am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
No.
Sweatpants are never cool.
[Sep 8,2008 8:08am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Get size L, you don't want them huge either.
[Sep 8,2008 8:23am - fleshfries ""]
I don't get it....
[Sep 8,2008 8:44am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Comfy sweatpants to lounge around the house in, what's not to get?
[Sep 8,2008 11:17am - largefreakatzero ""]
When I wear sweatpants, my hand is eternally on my sack. The wife loves that (not).
[Sep 8,2008 11:22am - ellesarusrex ""]
corpus%20nli said:tried to purchase these last night but the order would not go through. maybe i was too fucked up to make it happen accurately..but just out of curiosity..what size you get dwyer? i wanna make sure i get it right.
nothing is gayer that tight sweats circa 6th grade yo..,.
nick you are not an extra large... youd look like you were awimming in them. a large isnt gonna be too tight. the order prob didnt process bc ou sat there contemplating the size for 2 hours.
[Sep 8,2008 11:24am - ellesarusrex ""]
largefreakatzero said:When I wear sweatpants, my hand is eternally on my sack. The wife loves that (not).
hahaha when i wear sweatpants my hand is on my peep constantly too lol.. its the al bundy thing..something is comforting about it. also sweatpants are easy access.. i think dudes that wear nylon shorts and sweats are hot bc it leaves basically nothing to the imagination. your wife should be stoked you aint running around in smugglers and skinny jeans
[Sep 8,2008 12:15pm - DrewBlood@Work ""]
I work out in sweatpants in the winter. You have to get them at least 4 sizes too big, or else you look like an IT guy on your day off.
[Sep 8,2008 12:20pm - madoakdevin nli ""]
anyone who wears sweatpants probably also wears cargo pants and tucks them into their boots... aka... you look like an asshole.
[Sep 8,2008 12:22pm - ellesarusrex ""]
sweatpants dont make people look like assholes.. just fat people. and ugly sweatpants.
[Sep 8,2008 12:29pm - DrewBlood@Work ""]
madoakdevin%20nli said:wears cargo pants and tucks them into their boots... aka... you look like an asshole.
some of us call them heros
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[Sep 8,2008 12:37pm - narkybark ""]
I call them actors
[Sep 8,2008 12:39pm - Yeti ""]
yeah, definitely gay.
[Sep 8,2008 12:40pm - Yeti ""]
this fits into the "i have to be metal all the time" cliche bullshit.
[Sep 8,2008 12:44pm - sacreligionnli ""]
you need to get metal lacrosse shorts. waaay more comfortable than sweat pants. it's like wearing nothing at all!
[Sep 8,2008 12:52pm - ellesarusrex ""]
you should all just wear jeans all the time because any other fabric is gay obveously. and nothing is more uncool than being a homosexual..
[Sep 8,2008 12:53pm - sacreligionnli ""]
unless you were a homosexual wearing sweatpants
[Sep 8,2008 12:55pm - ellesarusrex ""]
no because atleast then youd actually take dicks rather than just looking like you do... an anal penetration poseur.
[Sep 8,2008 12:55pm - Mess ""]
i fucking hate faggots and french accents
[Sep 8,2008 12:57pm - sacreligionnli ""]
ellesarusrex said:no because atleast then youd actually take dicks rather than just looking like you do... an anal penetration poseur.
for me it's vaginal or nothin. i guess that means i can't wear sweatpants.
[Sep 8,2008 1:13pm - ellesarusrex ""]
all of those words from me werent serious. people are overreacting over a pair of sweatpants lol. dudes that wear sweatpants.. and nylon shorts are hot as fuck. well.. unless they are ugly
[Sep 8,2008 1:20pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Didn't Tyrant Trooper have sweatpants, John?
[Sep 8,2008 1:56pm - largefreakatzero ""]
ellesarusrex said:
largefreakatzero said:When I wear sweatpants, my hand is eternally on my sack. The wife loves that (not).
hahaha when i wear sweatpants my hand is on my peep constantly too lol.. its the al bundy thing..something is comforting about it. also sweatpants are easy access.. i think dudes that wear nylon shorts and sweats are hot bc it leaves basically nothing to the imagination. your wife should be stoked you aint running around in smugglers and skinny jeans
Skinny jeans -- that would be a sight.
[Sep 8,2008 2:30pm - ellesarusrex ""]
my ex wears skinny jeans. bc hes sxe hardcore. and advertises it like its a fashion statement
[Sep 8,2008 2:32pm - sacreligionnli ""]
i thought sxe WAS a fashion statement?
[Sep 8,2008 2:33pm - ellesarusrex ""]
so are sweatpants.
[Sep 8,2008 2:35pm - Mess ""]
ellesarusrex said:my ex wears skinny jeans. bc hes sxe hardcore. and advertises it like its a fashion statement
is he tuff?
[Sep 8,2008 2:39pm - sacreligionnli ""]
ellesarusrex said:so are sweatpants.
no maam, those are just plain comfy. as long as they aren't the tight, binding kind.
[Sep 8,2008 2:58pm - ellesarusrex ""]
matching metal sweatsuits would be more sick, imo.
[Sep 8,2008 3:04pm - sacreligionnli ""]
it needs to say "br00tal" across the ass.
[Sep 8,2008 3:07pm - ellesarusrex ""]
hahaha.. if i make these for someone would they wear them? bc now i want to make this happen.
[Sep 8,2008 3:08pm - sacreligionnli ""]
if a guy ever wore sweatpants with words across the ass that would just be the line that should never be broken.
[Sep 8,2008 3:09pm - ellesarusrex ""]
i think more bands should make hot pants with their logo across the ass bc id actually purchase merch.
[Sep 8,2008 3:13pm - sacreligionnli ""]
that'd be a lucrative idea if there were more girls to buy them. no one wants to see rich horror in hot pants
[Sep 8,2008 3:56pm - tylor ""]
if you fall between the ages of 10 and 60, you do not belong in sweatpants
[Sep 8,2008 4:11pm - ellesarusrex ""]
i would have already made my own hotpants of the bands i like except the only person i know whod print limited quanity super cheap for me wants band permission for logo printing bc he's a chump.
[Sep 8,2008 4:17pm - sacreligionnli ""]
hahaha lame. im sure you can have some local bands agree to that.
perfectly symmetrical, spikey artwork printed on the ass of your hot pants? it's more likely than you think.
[Sep 8,2008 4:24pm - Hungtableed ""]
I knew this kid in college who was totally not the type of person you'd think liked death metal because he was there on a hockey scholarship that had some fucking killer Monstrosity sweatpants.
[Sep 8,2008 4:58pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Composted should totally make booty shorts that say "SLAM" on the ass, and screenprinted stains on the cooch.
[Sep 8,2008 6:14pm - sxealex ""]
im very fashionable dont you guys know that?
[Sep 8,2008 7:24pm - deadlikemurf ""]
Oh Hai GUISE!
those sweats are FIERCE but when it's warm out i like to wear something a little moar br00tal.
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[Sep 8,2008 8:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Sep 9,2008 12:34am - sacreligionnli ""]
i think i'm in love...
[Sep 9,2008 4:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
With the chainmail?
[Sep 29,2008 7:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
[Nov 21,2008 11:15am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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Comfy!
[Nov 21,2008 11:17am - pam ""]
lol
[Nov 21,2008 12:13pm - AndrewBastard ""]
John, Have some Pathos sweatpants made. I'd wear those...
[Nov 21,2008 6:03pm - Lamp ""]
ZJD said:no, i haven't given up on life
i'm finally living while you're out with your wife
society's rules don't mean shit to me
when i wear what i want i'm finally free
sweatpants
with our sweatpants on, warm and snug
we'll burn down your fucking country club
YESSSSSSSS
[Nov 21,2008 6:49pm - immortal13 ""]
DrewBlood@Work said:
madoakdevin%20nli said:wears cargo pants and tucks them into their boots... aka... you look like an asshole.
some of us call them heros
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Thank you.