Things We'd Like To Do With The OlsenTwins[views:10927][posts:68]______________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 12:53pm - christraper ""] I have confidence in everyone's creativity. :krusty: |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 12:54pm - succubus ""] no |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 12:56pm - Dissector ""] Feed them a hamburger. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:04pm - christraper ""] keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence..... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:10pm - powerkok ""] first, I'd wow them with my Luke Perry mask, then work my way towards their MOM, make her think I (Luke Perry), was in love with her, and live off their money forever.... oh, and I'd shackle them in the basement, and let some friends come over and pork them blue. Of course only after I turn them into fat, dirty talking trailer whores. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:11pm - Abbath ""] i'd pour battery acid on there face and slowly piece by piece feed their body parts to sharks |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:16pm - thornnvine ""] i'd bath with them.....in their own blood. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:20pm - Dissector ""] christraper said:keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence..... I repeat, feed them a hamburger. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:26pm - mikedown ""] SHut up, I had them before they were famous |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:28pm - thornnvine ""] mikedown said:SHut up, I had them before they were famous hamburgers? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:29pm - powerkok ""] thornnvine said:mikedown said:SHut up, I had them before they were famous hamburgers? hahahaha. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:38pm - the_reverend ""] whatever it is, it's already been done to them through the magic of photoshop |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:39pm - christraper ""] Dissector said:christraper said:keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence..... I repeat, feed them a hamburger. this is true |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:50pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i would dress up as Danny Tanner and rape them. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:50pm - Josh_hates_you ""] then maybe get uncle jesse and joey to help me run a train on them. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:51pm - Josh_hates_you ""] jesse and the rippers rule |
| _________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:52pm - Lincoln ""] Hog-tie them and make them watch Full House re-runs....I think thats mean enough. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:56pm - powerkok ""] Josh_hates_you said:jesse and the rippers rule hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahhahaha he had the KING of ALL mullets!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 4:09pm - FrancisPman ""] nothing. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 4:19pm - Lincoln ""] C'mon you'd do something to them.....I'd slap em around a bit for being so stupid and skinny. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 4:42pm - vivi ""] id make em go ass to ass and then pile on top of each other and i would fuck then in the ass while making the other scream about how bad she wants it and then i would duct tape them and pour cement down their throat. yes |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 6:17pm - Hoser ""] I can think of 3 words here.... "Pound" "Anorexic" "Ass" |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 7:08pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'm still waiting to see them in porn. it just seems so natural |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:43pm - iFuck ""] i would first drench ashley in kerosene, and while holding a lit road-flare, i would DEMAND that mary kate, come give me a blumpkin, i would then cum in ashleys asshole, and make mary-kate smrimp it out with a silly-straw. i would then drench mary-kate in kerosene as well, light them both on fire, go home and play Counter-Strike. THATS what Id do... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:51pm - powerkok ""] counter strike is for gays. fag h4x ruined that game. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:53pm - JoeDavolla ""] Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:57pm - iFuck ""] powerkok said:counter strike is for gays. fag h4x ruined that game. yeah, but silly-straws ROCK!! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:07pm - Hoser ""] Don't you ever say that Counterstrike sux.....or I will......I will.... I will fuckin' fuck yer mout so hard!!!! Hey asshole, post that picture of you climbing the mountain !!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:14pm - powerkok ""] [img] arrr, I come to windows xp to wipe ye out, arrr. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:15pm - powerkok ""] I need to enlage my mitt in that pic. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:20pm - Hoser ""] Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:27pm - powerkok ""] hahhahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahhaa |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:27pm - powerkok ""] hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:38pm - YO HO HO ""] JoeDavolla said:Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! YEAH! GIMME GEORGE LOPEZ! THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT MANS ASS! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:40pm - powerkok ""] oook...i bet ya would there, buddy! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:46pm - Hoser ""] YO HO HO said:JoeDavolla said:Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! YEAH! GIMME GEORGE LOPEZ! THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT MANS ASS! Easy....Easy...Gimme the gun...that's it....Gimme the gun...... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 2:38am - anonymous ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 11:40am - Dissector ""] JoeDavolla said:Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! Carmen from the George Lopez show is SWEET! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 11:13pm - $ilky ""] I'm astonished no one mentioned blowing tons of cocaine with them. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 12:12am - christraper ""] that anonymous post was me. sorry i forgot to log in |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 1:47am - retzam ""] We should ignore them, maybe they will just...go away... |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 2:06am - Abbath ""] powerkok said:[img] arrr, I come to windows xp to wipe ye out, arrr. best fucking picture i've ever seen in my whole LIFE! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 2:53am - retzam ""] hahahahahahha i agree |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 8:34am - Joe/NotCommon ""] If the Olsen Twins were in my control, I would make them fight to the death. Then I'd fuck them both after the fight ended. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 11:45am - swamplorddvm ""] Insert my penis in there vaginas and thrust 'til I climax. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2004 3:36pm - JoeDavolla ""] I like to give it to the two chicks on 8 Simple Rules.Id fuck the mom too. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 14,2004 1:58pm - korpse-l- ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 14,2004 4:07pm - wood ""] Wood's olsen fantasy # 168: I'd keep one locked up all nice, healthy and clean. the other one I'd use and abuse in all ways possible. my little rape slave she'd be. I'd have every hole she has including the ones made by my knife dripping with my cum. While I slowly rape and kill that whore I'd get the one locked up pregnant. eventually the rape slave will die but by that time the other olsen should have given birth. if it is a boy I'd kill it and eat it. if it is a girl I'd raise it as my crying olsen spawn fuck doll. now with all the dick this baby will have to take before it reaches 2 years old, will most likely result in its death. so I'll have to keep the locked up twin heathy so she can keep birthing out the fuck toys. Eventually I'll get tried of all the olsen pussy and just kill them all off. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 14,2004 5:44pm - wood ""] Fantasy #17: every day I hold a gun to their heads and make them suck me off. whoever does it the best doesen't get raped and abused later that night. The loser also has to write me a check for 666 dollars. I repeat thins untill I'm rich or get tired of their Olsen pussy and kill them. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2004 6:00pm - Devin ""] I wouldn't mind seeing their heads impaled on flagpoles. Mary-Kate's head should be on a flagpole thinner than Ashley's, though. |