dicks are awesome[views:20011][posts:70]_____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 8:55pm - the_reverend ""] why's everyone gotta be hatin on them? dicks are trrrriffic. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 8:57pm - the_reverend ""] your ugly friend that you gotta love! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 8:59pm - Hooker in sweatpants ""] I'm not really that psyched on them as much as I am "it" |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:17pm - the_reverend ""] it's why you every started talking to girls in the first place |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:19pm - the_reverend ""] that's one against it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:33pm - Mike_K ""] Theyre terrific in a best friend sort of way rather than an actual...dick sort of..way... |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:37pm - the_reverend ""] only fags don't love dicks |
| _______________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:46pm - Mike_K ""] haha Rev, you make my life |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:48pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:54pm - thuringwethil ""] "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public Or they will put you in the dock And you won't come back" -- Monty Python "Meaning of Life" |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:55pm - Conservationist ""] ONLY DICK IS TRUE |
| _________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:59pm - Grizloch ""] my dick is amazing, but its the only dick Ive ever had any experience with, so for all I know dicks could totally suck and I would be basing my whole dick opinion on a representative of the dick minority, in conclusion, I support a dick, but the general population of dicks is a big unknown |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 10:01pm - thuringwethil ""] We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 10:07pm - Dankill ""] I like dicks in vaginas My dick in particular |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 10:34pm - the_reverend ""] note to self, chop up dankill's dick and put it in many vajayjay's for his birthday. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 10:39pm - Niccolai ""] Nothin wrong with smellin a couple dicks. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 12:18am - ellesarusrex ""] not all dicks are awesome... some of you are horribly unlucky. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 12:28am - craigforacurse ""] ellesarusrex said:not all dicks are awesome... some of you are horribly unlucky. like mine. its attached to someone who never gets laid. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 12:34am - DestroyYouAlot ""] DICKS IST KRIEG |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 1:22am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:03am - Conservationist ""] Only fags hate bushels of dicks. |
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| _________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:32am - corpus_colostomy ""] cack = :gun: yes? or is "sometimes a gun, just a gun." |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:58am - the_reverend ""] this thread is like a 21 dicks salute! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:02am - corpus_colostomy ""] thats what i used to call peeing at the old fenway park troughs. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:09am - the_reverend ""] omg.. when I was a kid, I loathed the man trough. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:12am - brian_dc ""] the world loves to pretend to hate the dick but really the world loves the dick just look around all day and count the phallic symbols you will die trying |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:21am - corpus_colostomy ""] hatred is an adverse form of love. penis envy in effect. respect da caaack. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 1:30pm - Monster_Island ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 2:31pm - the_reverend ""] bump for dix |
| _________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 7:33pm - Dankill ""] the_reverend said:note to self, chop up dankill's dick and put it in many vajayjay's for his birthday. See, that's why I like you Rev. Always thinking outside of the box. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 7:40pm - ellesarusrex ""] i dont eat foods that look like dicks. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 7:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dick + vagina = sexorz |
| __________________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:17pm - carina on her new phone ""] in response to the title of this thread..if u think they are so awesome..how comw u haven't sucked on one or put one in yer bum? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:22pm - the_reverend ""] my car is awesome, but have I sucked on that or put that in my bum? no. but that doesn't mean my car isn't awesome. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:27pm - ellesarusrex ""] the_reverend said:my car is awesome, but have I sucked on that or put that in my bum? no. but that doesn't mean my car isn't awesome. lol |
| __________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:30pm - Niccolai ""] the_reverend said:my car is awesome. Lol |
| __________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:31pm - succubus ""] well...you didn't say you dick is awesome..you said dicks.... |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:33pm - the_reverend ""] why the fuck are you typing? you should be giving me a 2-handed bj right now. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:35pm - succubus ""] but i'm in boston and you're in dover. i'm eavesdropping on a convo...hence me texting you those grad student questions...damn i want to be in NYC and chicago |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:36pm - the_reverend ""] that would be even harder forf the 2-handed bj. you'd best do it when I get home and swallow my bleach pudding. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 3,2008 12:04am - MarksFuckingRichard ""] no homo he's got a wicked good looking dick. no homo. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 3,2008 12:08am - the_reverend ""] FEEL THE TERRIFIC TREEEEEEEE! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:07am - the_reverend ""] bump. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:11am - Nicc nli ""] so wait.. why isn't this thread stickied again? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:21am - ellesarusrex ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:21am - the_reverend ""] truth. damn, I need to write the ability to sticky things. *wink* |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2008 12:05am - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2008 12:16am - Martins ""] Dicks are pretty awesome. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:30pm - the_reverend ""] horay! up for dicks |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:55pm - narkybark ""] literally and figuratively! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:57pm - the_reverend ""] everyone, commemorate this thread by turning your ass into a cock parking lot. park so many fucking dix back there that you vomit dicks. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 7:48pm - the_reverend ""] never ending thread of fucking dicks. whoopdy friggin doooo! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2008 9:38pm - the_reverend ""] bumpers for pumpers |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2008 11:20pm - Conservationist ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 12:14am - the_reverend ""] someone needs to re-record that man-o-war song, gay it up, and make them say "if you don't like dicks, you are not my friend!" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 12:15am - the_reverend ""] wait, if you made a mow song gayer, the universe would implode under the sheer homoerotic weight. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 12,2008 2:52am - the_reverend ""] DIX |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:35pm - the_reverend ""] today is a sad day... NOT TO HAVE A DICK! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] rev is having a dickless friday |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:49pm - the_reverend ""] no, not me. I was saying that anyone out there without an awesome dick today must be making teh sadfaces. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:31pm - Yeti ""] It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:45pm - grizloch ""] best movie |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 27,2008 11:18pm - the_reverend ""] hells fucking yeah up for the dix |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:18am - thuringwethil ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 5:17am - the_reverend ""] <3 |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 8,2008 10:31am - the_reverend ""] yeah! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 8,2008 10:39am - brian_dc ""] how have I not noticed this thread before? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 8,2008 10:39am - brian_dc ""] [Sep 8,2008 10:27am - aril ] whatever floats your boat. __________________________ [Sep 8,2008 10:32am - brian_dc] DICKS dicks float my boat boat made of dicks dickboat ______________________________ [Sep 8,2008 10:37am - SkinSandwich] Nothing beats a dickboat! Err, Wait... |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 8,2008 12:36pm - sacreligionnli ""] i'm gonna dick the boat and go neg 3 on my tits |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2013 1:13am - BUTT BUMPER ""] bennyhillifier |