ATTN: ANYONE THAT HAS SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT PETRUS[views:17279][posts:78]_____________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 1:52am - inject-nli ""] Come...to the next Hirudinea show/Witch Tomb show/212 associates....FLAP YOUR GUMS......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 1:55am - MikeOv ""] They won't do it. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 4:01am - Sacreligion ""] Does making an Adventures of Pete and Pete thread count? |
| ___________________________________________________________________ [May 14,2010 3:13pm - I HAVE SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT PETRUS ""] WHEN / WHERE DO WE MEET SO I CAN SAY IT? COME ON, YOU AND ME MOTHERFUCKER LETS GO! |
| ______________________________ [May 14,2010 3:21pm - Yeti ""] only Lord Petrus T. Ratajczyk is real. |
| _______________________________ [May 14,2010 4:00pm - boxxy ""] who is petrus? |
| _________________________________ [May 14,2010 4:01pm - PETRUS ""] I AM THE REAL PETRUS PETRUS. ALL SHALL KEEL BEFORE ME |
| _________________________________ [May 14,2010 4:06pm - reimroc ""] boxxy said:who is petrus? facepalm.jpg Peter Steele's birth name |
| ___________________________________________ [May 14,2010 4:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] whatchoo say bout my prius? |
| ___________________________________________ [May 14,2010 4:24pm - MikeofdecrepitudE ""] boxxy said:who is petrus? The Official Website of Technocratic People's Republic of Vinnland |
| ___________________________________________ [May 14,2010 4:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha that great |
| __________________________________________ [May 15,2010 5:49am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2010 9:55am - BlackoutRick ""] FuckIsMySignature said:whatchoo say bout my prius? SMUG. |
| __________________________________________ [May 16,2010 11:50am - James Hetfield ""] FuckIsMySignature said:whatchoo say bout my prius? gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which i desire! yeeeeea-ah hah hah ha [img] |
| ________________________________________ [May 16,2010 1:19pm - blessed offal ""] so what if i die, 1000 deaths you think im insane but i have no regrets. one more time wont matter no question, suicide is self-expression OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| ___________________________________________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 11:00am - I HAVE SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT PETRUS ""] WILL THE OP PLEASE BACK UP THEIR THREAT AND TELL ME WHEN/WHERE THE GUM FLAPPING CAN TAKE PLACE |
| _________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 11:03am - c.DeaD ""] Your dads bedroom. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 11:19am - xmikex ""] YO, CHECK IT. PETRUS IS SO UGLY THAT WHEN HE TRIED TO TAKE A BATH... THE WATER JUMPED OUT! What's a Petrus? |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 11:30am - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] Yo, Petrus was soooooo stupid, he went to see an R rated movie and saw a sign that said "Under 17 not admitted" so he went and asked 16 other people to go with him! Bwahahahahaha!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 3:31pm - sophia petrillo ""] Petrus was so gay, he picked up a picnic basket and the picnic basket said "put me down, faggot!" |
| __________________________________ [Jun 3,2010 3:35pm - Lich_King ""] Petrus was a pooptrus |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 4,2010 9:58am - BUDDY LOVE ""] YO, PETRUS WAS SO FAT - SO FAT - THAT HIS BLOOD TYPE WAS ROCKY ROAD! NOT O NEGATIVE! GET IT??? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 4,2010 10:03am - fapadoccio ""] Yo, petrus was so hung, "FAP FAP FAP FAP" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2010 10:49am - Sam Kinison ""] Petrus sucked so many men's dicks that his blood type was SEMEN!!!!! OH!!! OHHHHHH!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 4,2010 2:11pm - Walt Kowalski ""] The rotting corpse of Petrus walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Get the fuck out of here, the fag bar is down the street!" |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 4,2010 2:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] but he likes goils |
| _____________________________ [Jun 4,2010 3:30pm - Yeti ""] fapadoccio said:Yo, petrus was so hung, "FAP FAP FAP FAP" this is the best one so far. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2010 9:35pm - Surtep ""] FuckIsMySignature said:but he posed in fag mags |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 2:26am - Douchebag_Patrol ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 3:24pm - BERNIE MAC ""] YO CHECK IT OUT, PETRUS WAS SO DIRTY, HE MADE SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN! KICK ASS! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 3:52pm - MACHO MAN ""] OOOOH yeaaaah.... PPPPETRUS was the typo guy that would steeele your heart....... oooooooh yeah |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 3:59pm - KEVIN SORBO ""] PETRUS WAS SO DUMB HE THOUGHT TUPAC SHAKUR WAS A JEWISH HOLIDAY! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 7,2010 4:05pm - xmikex ""] BERNIE%20MAC said:YO CHECK IT OUT, PETRUS WAS SO DIRTY, HE MADE SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN! KICK ASS! we havea winner |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 4:30pm - CEDRICK THE ENTERTAINER ""] YO, PETRUS WAS SO OLD, I TOLD HIM TO ACT HIS AGE... AND THE MUTHAFUCKA DIED! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 7,2010 4:46pm - George Carlin ""] Petrus was so brain dead, he believed in Roman Catholic dogma. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 10:19am - Ray Combs ""] Folks, we asked 100 people this question: How ugly was Petrus? Surrrrrveyyyyyy says! Number one answer: Petrus was SO ugly, Bigfoot took pictures of HIM! Let's play the feud!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 11:55am - spaldino on phone ""] Petrus is so poor the he couldn't even afford to pay attention! |
| _____________________________ [Jun 8,2010 1:09pm - Yeti ""] Petrus was so tall, he wished he wasn't so tall. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 1:11pm - Sacreligion ""] Yeti said:Petrus was so tall, he wished he was in Skee-Lo's video for "I Wish" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2010 3:32pm - CHRIS ROCK ""] LISTEN UP Y'ALL, PETRUS WAS SO NASTY, HE CALLED JANET MISS JACKSON!!! THAT MUTHAFUCKA WAS SO DISEASED, HE HAD MORE CLAP THAN A FUCKIN AUDITORIUM! NIGGA HAD SO MANY CRABS, HE HAD TO POUR SALT WATER IN HIS DRAWERS TO KEEP EM ALIVE! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 11:11am - EARTHQUAKE ""] YO, YO, YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, HE THOUGHT FRUIT PUNCH WAS A GAY BOXER! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 11:35am - Rob Halford ""] I never did fancy Petrus much. In fact, I would go so far as to say that the only time Petrus had a talented bone in his body was when I fucked him in his arse. Perhaps also when Philip Anselmo did as well. Bollocks, carry on mates! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2010 4:52pm - Ozzy Osbourne ""] Eh I believe it was back in 1997 during the Ozzfest when I caught that balmy bastard Petrus in my fucking dressing room. That poofter was having a wank off to his own fucking magazine photos! Freaked me the fuck out, really. For the remainder of the tour I had Sharon put a security detail on that tit willow! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2010 4:42pm - Andrew "Dice" Clay ""] Hickory dickory dock. Petrus tried to suck my cock. The clock struck four, I busted his fuckin' jaw, with a roll a quarters in a fuckin' sock! Ohhhh! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2010 11:10am - BILLY MILANO ""] NEW S.O.D. ALBUM COMING THIS YEAR, TRACK ONE IS "THE BALLAD OF PETRUS" SET TO THE TUNE OF "I LOVE A PARADE" |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2010 11:01am - Dirty_Limerick_Man ""] There once was a homosexual named Petrus. Whose HIV was infectious. With a cock in his mouth, his heart suddenly gave out, and he died on a cum stained mattress. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 6,2010 12:20pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] Lich_King said:Petrus was a pooptrus Really? That's your best? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 2:18pm - Corn Shucker ""] I heard his grave was desecrated by juggalos - has this been confirmed? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2010 3:35pm - Yeti ""] MikeofdecrepitudE said: boxxy said:who is petrus? The Official Website of Technocratic People's Republic of Vinnland "The Glorious Liberation Of The Technocratic People's Republic of Vinnland By The Combined Forces Of Europa" SONG TITLE FAIL The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 9,2010 4:26pm - CRICKETS! ""] Yeti said: "The Glorious Liberation Of The Technocratic People's Republic of Vinnland By The Combined Forces Of Europa" SONG TITLE FAIL The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa bennyhillifier |