5000 Birds Fall from the Sky - Cause Unknown[views:23027][posts:78]___________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "It has become one of the strangest stories to come out of the New Year and one of the most puzzling for scientists and local officials: Just what caused 5,000 birds to fall from the sky just before midnight New Year's Eve in Beebe, Arkansas?" [img] http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/03/what-...-of-birds-fall-from-the-sky/?hpt=T2 |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:41pm - aril NLI (sXe) ""] it's funny how there's no mention of the 50,000 fish that washed ashore not too far away |
| _________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:42pm - W3 nli ""] Hail Satan. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] aril%20NLI said:it's funny how there's no mention of the 50,000 fish that washed ashore not too far away http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/02/arkansas.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2 i'm sure its not in any way related to the Gulf Oil issue that by some miracle of God just stopped being any kind of problem. oh wait. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:45pm - aril NLI (sXe) ""] i'm more concerned about the bee population dwindling. thanks to the 3g network. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the Bee Sharps? |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 12:48pm - bloblovesmusic ""] someone farted |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:07pm - Sacreligion ""] The fish are because of the oil, the bees are being inundated with 3g porn, and the birds fell because Sacreligion is getting back together. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:19pm - Alx_Casket ""] and Peter Steele died because boblovesmusic farted at a concert |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:23pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] My guess is probably just a freak accident. it is crazy to hear about how at the beginning of the 1800s the skies used to go black with bird flocks being so huge, people used to be able to just shoot into the sky at random and fell a couple of birds for dinner during such migrations. Birds are an indicator species on the health of an eco system as they are highly affected in their reproduction from chemicals and are highly mobile so they normally will leave an area if it is unsuitable. But they are not the most important indicator species, that title goes to amphibians which are almost extinct in the Northeast. cool story bro? I love animals and used to want to be a zoologist. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:24pm - Sacreligion ""] Spiders and mice are good indicators too, and they sure as shit haven't gone anywhere. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:39pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] Sacreligion said:Spiders and mice are good indicators too, and they sure as shit haven't gone anywhere. actually rodents and insects are the least affected groups of all, they actually benefit from civilization whereas larger creatures get fucked over by man's actions. I even have some discovery show about the future of evolution that basically says in 500 million years from now all life on earth will be descended from insects, gastropods, and if at best the last living mammal might just be large rodents who are highly intelligent, about the same as dolphins. Apparently spiders will be the dominant species according to this dvd and octopus might evolve to swing from trees in the amazon |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:46pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Future_Is_Wild show was pretty badass but far-fetched of course. I guess the tree living squid are postulated as the likeliest ancestor for earth's next sapient life form. Cthulhu? |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] TheRidersofDoom said: octopus might evolve to swing from trees in the amazon [img] WE'RE FUCKED. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 1:47pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 2:14pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] It's safe to note that insects can't grow to huge sizes in the type of atmosphere we humans need. Their exoskeletons would crush them much like terrestrial animals can't grow much larger than elephants today. how fucked would we be if oxygen rates increased in the atmosphere...seagull sized dragonflies and mosquitoes that could drain a toddler of blood. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:24pm - Yeti ""] i really, really, really, really, really, really, really want this to be an indicator of the end of times. just be done with it already. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:38pm - xmikex ""] The entire ecosystem could turn to toxic dust overnight, and someone would still be complaining that we should stop what we're doing and let gay people get married. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:41pm - the_reverend ""] aril%20NLI said:it's funny how there's no mention of the 50,000 fish that washed ashore not too far awayI think that was 100,000 fish. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:41pm - Sacreligion ""] Giorgio Tsoukalos probably has something to say about this. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:42pm - the_reverend ""] Sacreligion said:Giorgio Tsoukalos probably has something to fake tan about this. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 3:49pm - Sacreligion ""] The tan is a prouct of exposure to alien technology and the hair is his mind-blowing take on history. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 4:01pm - goatcatalyst ""] I am gladly doing my part to fuck this faggot of a planet to the point where tree-swinging octopi will never become reality. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 4:05pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] I watched that show one day before reading about it here and was mind fucked by his hair and the crazed look of his eyes that I choked on whatever I was eating. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 4:29pm - obstaclecorpse ""] Great... now some shithead in the post-rock Cult of NeurIsis genre is going to name their band 5000 Birds Fall From the Sky |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 4:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:41pm - immortal13 ""] Indicator of a zombie virus? Probably not, but we can hope. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:42pm - immortal13 ""] Apparently this also happened in Brooklyn, and some parts of Jersey. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541/ns/us_news-life/ the only obvious reason. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 5:57pm - immortal13 ""] So that's how many different dates the world is supposed to end? This bitch should kill herself before some high priest of God rapes her and dumps her body in the Atlantic for the fish to feed on. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 3,2011 8:56pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] [img] Anus [img] Vagina |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 12:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] moar dead brids http://www.wbrz.com/news/hundreds-of-dead-blackbirds-found-near-new-roads/ |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:08pm - Yeti ""] whoa. that's in a different area. i wonder if this has anything to do with the oil spill considering all 3 incidents are fairly close to the Mississippi. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:16pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm sure the Oil spill has something to do with it but only indirectly- more so because of the undewater volcano and seismic events related to that. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:23pm - immortal13 ""] Like I said before, this also happened in parts of Jersey and Brooklyn. It's everywhere. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:28pm - aril NLI (sXe) ""] It's HAARP. Seriously, it really is. Reports of strange activity... |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yes and that |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:51pm - xmikex ""] Rapture or oil spill... in descending order of likelihood |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 1:58pm - Kadoogla-booglerizer ""] I bet it had something to do with millions of drunk folks texting "HAPPY NEW YEAR u GUYZ" back and forth. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 3:50pm - xmikex ""] UPDATE: A state veterinarian tells NBC that preliminary necropsy results from several birds show that they died of "multiple blunt trauma to their vital organs," though what caused the trauma remains uncertain. According to Dr. George Badley, their stomachs were empty, so they weren't poisoned, and they died in midair, not upon impact with the ground. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 3:52pm - Mutis ""] Hovering cloaked motherships, duh. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 4:14pm - boxxy ""] xmikex said:UPDATE: A state veterinarian tells NBC that preliminary necropsy results from several birds show that they died of "multiple blunt trauma to their vital organs," though what caused the trauma remains uncertain. According to Dr. George Badley, their stomachs were empty, so they weren't poisoned, and they died in midair, not upon impact with the ground. The thing is, for a single mothership to have taken down all those birds, it'd have to be huge!!! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 4:16pm - Mutis ""] A Romulan Warbird is plenty big enough. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 4:19pm - boxxy ""] Mutis said:A Romulan Warbird is plenty big enough. ... |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2011 4:19pm - nekronaut ""] boxxy said: The thing is, for a single mothership to have taken down all those birds, it'd have to be huge!!! [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2011 4:20pm - Mutis ""] I think we all know thems don't cloak. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 10:43am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Your daily dead bird listing: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110105/ap_on_re_eu/eu_sweden_dead_birds |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 10:56am - Slag NLI ""] It's possibly the HAARP. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 11:01am - FuckIsMySignature ""] from what i've gathered through respectable news outlets - its the HAARP-Flu Oil-Spill unleashed via Fireworks from the Katy Perry video in conjunction with North Korean Chemtrails. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2011 11:14am - FuckIsMySignature ""] or.. http://bullionbullscanada.com/index.php?op...emid=122&func=view&catid=11&id=4635 |