I hate people with new years gym resolutions[views:3407][posts:82]_____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:29pm - the_reverend ""] the gym was beyond packed. I renewed my membership (as I was writing carina as my emergency contact, I kept thinking what if something happened today and she's in NYC), but then when I went to downstairs, it was packed. the pool was full so I left. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:31pm - RichHorror ""] In english, please. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:32pm - the_reverend ""] that not english? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:34pm - RichHorror ""] I hate people would new years gym resolutions |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:34pm - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:that not english? Me fail english? That umplossible. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:37pm - RichHorror ""] You can't spell/have terrible grammar and it makes me hate you. That's all I'm saying. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:46pm - succubus ""] Watch it rich! I'll bite yer bum |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:46pm - RichHorror ""] For free? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:49pm - succubus ""] Sure |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:49pm - succubus ""] Butt cheek not butt hole |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:51pm - KeithMutiny ""] you shouldnt go in a pool at a gym anyway, you'll get herpies again. and you might give someone the gay. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:51pm - RichHorror ""] Sounds like someone's not getting what they need in the bedroom. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:53pm - succubus ""] Who, keith? Is that why he wants my man? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:54pm - RichHorror ""] Possibly. I want kitties. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:54pm - the_reverend ""] I got there and flex in front of guys. how is that gay? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:56pm - succubus ""] Not like u take pics of guys with no shirts or anything.... |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:57pm - KeithMutiny ""] theres NOTHING gayer than watching yourself in the mirror as you work out... NOTHING. i stay away from them at all cost, for fear of being that guy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:57pm - the_reverend ""] last time I saw keith, he got pissed at me cause I wouldn't drip candle wax on his nipples. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:57pm - the_reverend ""] I just turned around and roler bladed off. no thank you sir. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 7:58pm - KeithMutiny ""] what can i say, its routine, when you vary it angers me. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:01pm - succubus ""] That reminds me of the time my friend suzanna and I went to a male strip club (we were a group of girls, but I digress), anyhow, there was a dancer on stage and he was pouring hot wax on himself..nipples, crotch, etc...he was the s&m guy of the night..he actually had a candle on stage...so su, or zanne as she liked to be called squinted...and said..he looks familiar...she grabbed her glasses out of her purse to put them on..and it was her ex..haha |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:05pm - KeithMutiny ""] if anyone wants a list of the strip clubs my ex's work in, let me know. hahaha |
| _________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:08pm - succubus ""] It's funnier if it's a male stripper though |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:09pm - KeithMutiny ""] this is true, but if i (personally) recognised a male stripper, i would have a lot of explaining to do. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:16pm - pam ""] It's ok, Rev. They'll all be gone in a few weeks. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:19pm - ArrowHead NLI ""] KeithMutiny said:theres NOTHING gayer than watching yourself in the mirror as you work out... NOTHING. i stay away from them at all cost, for fear of being that guy. Actually, watching in a mirror is the best way to keep even form and make sure you're not over extending on your excercises. However, the guy that stands in front of the mirrors AFTER he puts the weights down is definitely a fag. In general I think Gyms are a bad thing, with the exception of two cases: Novices, and bodybuilders. Bodybuilders need access to more weight and equipment than one could reasonably store in their own home, and novices will benefit from the various machines that help with form, and being surrounded by trainers and other members that can offer advice or teach them new excercises. Any one else, however, is simply there because without their fucking steam room, fruity drinks, and the girls in leotards, they'd never have the resolve to pick up a weight on their own. There is NOTHING you can do for your body at a gym that you cannot do at home with a good set of dumbells, 200 lbs in varying weight plates, and a bench that can do incline/decline and leg extensions. Total cost? About $200 or less. How much does your gym membership cost? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:21pm - KeithMutiny ""] my gym has no leotards, fruity drinks, or steam rooms. its pretty low key, to be honest. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 4,2007 8:23pm - pam ""] I love my gym. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 5:42am - Messerschmitt ""] the_reverend said:the gym was beyond packed. I renewed my membership (as I was writing carina as my emergency contact, I kept thinking what if something happened today and she's in NYC), but then when I went to downstairs, it was packed. the pool was full so I left. yes, we call call them "seasonals" they last a week, up to a month and it's pure fucking hell when they are there. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 6:31am - Messerschmitt ""] oh and not to mention all the faggot college kids that have xmas vacation or whatever off. assholes should just stay at home studying each others balls. that's basically what they do at the gym anyway? faggots! all of them! faggots! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:30am - largefreakatzero ""] Luckily my gym is small and doesn't have a large member base. The owner makes all of his cash from personal training. Clowns usually get laughed out of there. Like the "Planet Fitness Powerlifter" -- I guess this douche showed up from Planet Fitness and tried to do his 1st set on the bench with 275 and no spotter. He got pinned and humiliated and never came back. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:38am - Messerschmitt ""] haha. great story. people should just be themselves. instead you have people trying to show you up or something? i'll lift heavy if i feel like lifting heavy, i'll lift light if i feel like lifting light. 275 doesn't seem like all that much for a meat head. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:39am - FuckIsMySignature ""] my gym rules... they play nothing but heavy rock and metal over the sound system... and death metal on the weekends! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:41am - Messerschmitt ""] FuckIsMySignature said:my gym rules... they play nothing but heavy rock and metal over the sound system... and death metal on the weekends! that's fucking awesome! i'm lucky if BOSTON comes on or something. it's usually nigjib shit. i hate wearing headphones though. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Messerschmitt said:haha. great story. people should just be themselves. instead you have people trying to show you up or something? i'll lift heavy if i feel like lifting heavy, i'll lift light if i feel like lifting light. 275 doesn't seem like all that much for a meat head. I see so many people at our gym trying to show off and lifting the wrong way. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:45am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Messerschmitt said:FuckIsMySignature said:my gym rules... they play nothing but heavy rock and metal over the sound system... and death metal on the weekends! that's fucking awesome! i'm lucky if BOSTON comes on or something. it's usually nigjib shit. i hate wearing headphones though. Our gym made me buy a fucking mp3 player. The shit they play is a fucking joke. My brother in law and I once counted 4 fucking Gwen Stefani "songs" in a single hour and a half trip to that musical hellhole. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:46am - Messerschmitt ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Messerschmitt said:haha. great story. people should just be themselves. instead you have people trying to show you up or something? i'll lift heavy if i feel like lifting heavy, i'll lift light if i feel like lifting light. 275 doesn't seem like all that much for a meat head. I see so many people at our gym trying to show off and lifting the wrong way. i know, it's retarded. i saw a kid a couple of days ago dumbell pressing 120 lbs dumbells... he was bringing them down only about 3 or 4 inches. oh well... as long as he was seen with those 120's. hahaha. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 8:46am - Messerschmitt ""] banannas |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:17am - largefreakatzero ""] Messerschmitt said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Messerschmitt said:haha. great story. people should just be themselves. instead you have people trying to show you up or something? i'll lift heavy if i feel like lifting heavy, i'll lift light if i feel like lifting light. 275 doesn't seem like all that much for a meat head. I see so many people at our gym trying to show off and lifting the wrong way. i know, it's retarded. i saw a kid a couple of days ago dumbell pressing 120 lbs dumbells... he was bringing them down only about 3 or 4 inches. oh well... as long as he was seen with those 120's. hahaha. 275 isn't that much, but this kid was doing it for his WARM UP set. I usually do 135 warm-up, then 225, then 275, then 315, then 365 (which is more or less a negative, because that's fucking heavy for my monkey arms). Anyone who tries to warm up with heavy weight is retarded and will hurt themselves. Yeah, don't you love those morons who load up the weight and do mini-reps? We have this skinny guy who loads up the leg press and then barely bends his knees. Next time you see the kid with the 120s moving them 3 inches, just tell him "Wow, that's a great tricep routine." $10 says he won't know you're making fun of him. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:23am - Messerschmitt ""] >> 275 isn't that much, but this kid was doing it for his WARM UP set. I usually do 135 warm-up, then 225, then 275, then 315, then 365 >> 365? wtf are you on? >> Yeah, don't you love those morons who load up the weight and do mini-reps? We have this skinny guy who loads up the leg press and then barely bends his knees. Next time you see the kid with the 120s moving them 3 inches, just tell him "Wow, that's a great tricep routine." $10 says he won't know you're making fun of him.>> no shit |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:26am - largefreakatzero ""] Messerschmitt said: 275 isn't that much, but this kid was doing it for his WARM UP set. I usually do 135 warm-up, then 225, then 275, then 315, then 365 365? wtf are you on? Like I said, it's just for a negative, I can only bring it down, it goes back up, but with a decent amount of spotting involved. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:29am - Messerschmitt ""] oh yarrrrr those are killer. bringing the bar down as slow as possible. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:31am - the_reverend ""] I lift heavy things just to tire myself out so I don't end up swimming for 2hrs and I have no idea what a tricep routine is, but 120lbs is a lot of weight for me. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:34am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just hide behind the cardio machines in the back and masturbate while people do pilates. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:34am - Messerschmitt ""] tricep routine could be like a close grip bench press or skull crusher. i could see how bringing down the dumbells 3 inches would work the tri's. haha. 120 is a lot of weight for me to push too Rev. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:37am - Messerschmitt ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just hide behind the cardio machines in the back and masturbate while people do pilates. dude... wednesdays... highschool cheer leading practice. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:38am - Messerschmitt ""] seriously i once saw a nip slip |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Messerschmitt said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I just hide behind the cardio machines in the back and masturbate while people do pilates. dude... wednesdays... highschool cheer leading practice. I know man.... dear fucking lord do I know. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:44am - blackmetallady ""] I love news years fitness resolutions... it gets me more clients for home training. $$$$$$$$ Which is probably why I spend less time on this board lately. I'm sure that pleases some. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2007 9:51am - Messerschmitt ""] show us your tits! |