ATTN: New Orleans, Louisiana
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[Apr 30,2010 10:46am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
I hate you. Fucking die already.
love,
Mother Nature
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/04/30/louisiana.oil.spill/index.html?hpt=T1
[Apr 30,2010 10:50am - DreadKill ""]
john goodman's character in treme must be pissed!
[Apr 30,2010 10:50am - ARKTOUROS ""]
the fucking government cleaning it up, who do they think they are, let the Free Market take care of it!!
[Apr 30,2010 10:51am - ARKTOUROS ""]
attn: Slag, looks like you'll be on fire as soon as your plane lands
[Apr 30,2010 11:00am - Slag NLI ""]
Attn New Orleans, I love you. Marry Me. I don't care if you are dirty, oily, smelly and devoid of any other life other than humanoid. As long as you make me shit fire and get me wasted drunk as I wander your streets in a haze of amazement, I will always be yours.
Love,
Slag.
[Apr 30,2010 11:09am - Slag NLI ""]
PS, heres to hoping NOLA continues to press on. This sucks. Some of the nicest people on the planet reside here.
I was reading that BP rejected plans earlier this year for an emergency shutdown measure that would/could have prevented this. It cost too much to install.
Assholebitchdickspermfaces. You suck.
[Apr 30,2010 11:17am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
to be fair i have nothing against NOLA. would love to see Down perform there followed by a hearty helping Jambalaya.
[Apr 30,2010 1:19pm - Yeti ""]
NEW ORLEANS IS A DYING WHOOOORE!!!!
[Apr 30,2010 1:24pm - SkinSandwich ""]
This oil slick reminds me of the slimy carnivorous slick in Creepshow 2. YAY!!!
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[Apr 30,2010 1:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
best horror story EVAR.
[Apr 30,2010 1:27pm - SkinSandwich ""]
What happened to The Thing!!!!!!!!????? :(
Oh, story. Not full movie. I was blinded by my rage for 1 second. carry on.
Creepshow 1 with "WHERES MY CAKE MADELIA" was kick ass too. Happy fathers day!
[Apr 30,2010 1:28pm - ernie ""]
totally fucking gay.
[Apr 30,2010 1:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
SkinSandwich said:What happened to The Thing!!!!!!!!????? :(
Oh, story. Not full movie. I was blinded by my rage for 1 second. carry on.
Creepshow 1 with "WHERES MY CAKE MADELIA" was kick ass too. Happy fathers day!
lol the Thing is def in my top 3 horror movies for sure. that creepshow story gave me crazy nightmares when i was a kid though.
[Apr 30,2010 1:49pm - DreadKill ""]
the part in creepshow when leslie nielsen slams the door, then turns around and sees the ted danson zombie scared the shit out of me when i was a kid. every once in a while, i'm still afraid to turn my back on a room when i go to close the door.
[May 4,2010 1:41pm - deathchick ""]
Slag%20NLI said:PS, heres to hoping NOLA continues to press on. This sucks. Some of the nicest people on the planet reside here.
I was reading that BP rejected plans earlier this year for an emergency shutdown measure that would/could have prevented this. It cost too much to install.
Assholebitchdickspermfaces. You suck.
Fucking right.
This leak is spewing an estimated 200,000 gallons a day into the gulf... and those assholes still haven't managed to stop it.
[May 4,2010 1:41pm - deathchick ""]
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[May 4,2010 1:43pm - deathchick ""]
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/30/l...oil-spill-2010_n_558287.html#s86871
[May 4,2010 1:47pm - arilliusbm ""]
Simply a disaster. I love how the news isn't making this the top story right now. It's that "foiled" car bomb shit that is more important, in their eyes.
This is quite bad.. Perhaps it will be worse than the exxon valdez. That was in an enclosed area, not the open ocean.
It is also quite ironic that this comes 3 weeks after obama approves more drilling, and a week after the wind farm was approved.
and yea, nola has nice people, awesome food, and is one of the most culturally signifigant cities in the country.
[May 4,2010 1:47pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
I think we should just say fuck it and go back to 1838 or something.
[May 4,2010 1:53pm - arktouros ""]
TheRidersofDoom said:I think we should just say fuck it and go back to 1838 or something.
HAH. You would want to kill yourself if you weren't the son of a white colonial elite.
Fucking disaster...too bad the gulf isn't full of the blood of oil tycoons.
[May 4,2010 1:53pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
also, I hear Obama is being douche and not declaring a national emergency...when this is clearly one.
[May 4,2010 1:54pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
arktouros said:
TheRidersofDoom said:I think we should just say fuck it and go back to 1838 or something.
HAH. You would want to kill yourself if you weren't the son of a white colonial elite.
Fucking disaster...too bad the gulf isn't full of the blood of oil tycoons.
I meant the modes of getting around, not the culture hahah
but seriously, our addiction sucks, everything is made from oil!
[May 4,2010 1:54pm - arktouros ""]
definitely.
[May 4,2010 1:57pm - deathchick ""]
arilliusbm said:Simply a disaster. I love how the news isn't making this the top story right now. It's that "foiled" car bomb shit that is more important, in their eyes.
This is quite bad.. Perhaps it will be worse than the exxon valdez. That was in an enclosed area, not the open ocean.
It is also quite ironic that this comes 3 weeks after obama approves more drilling, and a week after the wind farm was approved.
and yea, nola has nice people, awesome food, and is one of the most culturally signifigant cities in the country.
Many people have estimated that it is already worse than the exxon valdez spill since the weekend, and it's still going...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/01/o...spill-worse-than-exxo_n_559840.html
[May 4,2010 1:59pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
of course it's worse, the exxon valdez was one ship, this is an entire artery of oil, who knows how much is down there, opened and bleeding into the sea.
I say the fishermen should round up the BP execs and hang them from the masts.
This will probably have resounding affects on all of us, not just gas prices and seafood prices going up...
[May 4,2010 2:02pm - deathchick ""]
Truth ^
[May 4,2010 2:09pm - arilliusbm ""]
It is worse. 11m gallons of crude oil spilled in an enclosed area with the exxon valdez disaster.
This will trump it- there's rumors it's leaking nearly 1m gallons of oil a day.
BP said they'll pay for the efforts, but it will quite possibly make them near bankruptcy.
Considering BP is one of the top 5 richest companies in the world, we'll see what happens.
[May 4,2010 2:48pm - Sacreligion ""]
I was talking to the other guitar player from Wreckoning last night and he's considering going down to the Gulf for a few days to help clean up and I may go with him. I guess the Red Cross will pay for all lodging and you get 2 meals a day.
[May 4,2010 2:55pm - Sacreligion ""]
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-r...il-28-2010/gulf-of-mexico-oil-spill
[May 4,2010 3:17pm - Yeti ""]
arilliusbm said:Simply a disaster. I love how the news isn't making this the top story right now. It's that "foiled" car bomb shit that is more important, in their eyes.
This is quite bad.. Perhaps it will be worse than the exxon valdez. That was in an enclosed area, not the open ocean.
It is also quite ironic that this comes 3 weeks after obama approves more drilling, and a week after the wind farm was approved.
this is making me crazy. how convenient that this "foiled bombing" happens EXACTLY when the worst oil disaster EVER is unfolding. this oil spill is a prime example of the arrogance of man towards just how powerful the Earth is. we wanted oil, and man, we got it. but how easy is it to overshadow this with TERRORISM. so unbelievably ridiculous.
[May 4,2010 3:22pm - arilliusbm ""]
as the most recommended comment on nytimes.com states: "the real question is how this person found a parking spot in times square on Saturday night"[May 4,2010 3:23pm - ark ""]
tell me about it. and BP will pay as little as possible to clean it up, and after legal fees that will probably be reduced by political means and investments linked to oil-related commodities and such...they will still make bank with their fat new govt contracts.
[May 4,2010 3:51pm - slag nli ""]
i am all up in this bitch right now. I love New Orleans
[May 4,2010 3:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
shrimp gumbo ist krieg
[May 4,2010 4:15pm - slag nli ""]
GUMBO > NOT GUMBO. im at mothers now.
[May 4,2010 4:17pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/in...gulf_of_mexico_oil_spill_anima.html
[May 4,2010 8:10pm - demondave ""]
Slag%20NLI said:Attn New Orleans, I love you. Marry Me. I don't care if you are dirty, oily, smelly and devoid of any other life other than humanoid. As long as you make me shit fire and get me wasted drunk as I wander your streets in a haze of amazement, I will always be yours.
Love,
Slag.
I side with Slag.
[May 7,2010 6:23pm - Sacreligion ""]
The news outlets seem to be getting more and more "hush-hush" about this. I think people are finally realizing how fucking awful this will be and the MSM is intentionally avoiding it as to prevent a panic.
[May 7,2010 9:47pm - demondave ""]
I was annoyed at how the Times Square failed Bombing made this story disappear, but with the major news outlets IN New York, it was probably inevitable.
Still, its horrifying at the lack of news monitoring on it. I have to search out information, instead of it being the first story every time.
[May 10,2010 11:51am - the_reverend ""]
I can't believe this is still happening. WTF!
[May 10,2010 11:51am - brian_dc ""]
this is such a fucking disaster
[May 10,2010 12:00pm - ARKTOUROS ""]
Fidel Castro telling it like it is
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...i5uWbOVPuqck1GxL0Y1baSG58AD9FIQRK00
[May 10,2010 12:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Man, Waterworld is gonna suck.
[May 10,2010 12:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
DreadKill said:john goodman's character in treme must be pissed!
I still need to watch this. I've been downloading them but have only watched part of the first episode. It seemed slow, but knowing how awesome The Wire got after a slow start, I'm definitely willing to give it a chance.
[May 10,2010 1:11pm - Yeti ""]
now they are talking about plugging it up with garbage. this is like a bad National Lampoon movie.
[May 10,2010 1:15pm - Yeti ""]
"The process of stopping the gusher with garbage is called a "junk shot" or a "top kill." In that procedure, debris such as shredded up tires, golf balls and similar objects would be shot under extremely high pressure into the blowout preventer in an attempt to clog it and stop the leak."
[May 10,2010 1:16pm - Yeti ""]
hahaha "junk shot"
[May 10,2010 2:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Yeti said:now they are talking about plugging it up with garbage. this is like a bad National Lampoon movie.
It actually sounds more and more like an episode of South Park.
[May 10,2010 2:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
Viable solution is to cut it all the way open and just get it over with at this point.
[May 10,2010 2:49pm - arkquimanthorn ""]
seriously. drain the whole fucking earth.
[May 27,2010 4:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
finally. CNN has finally stated this to be the worst oil disaster in American history.
took about 2 months. People were saying this shit months ago. fucking picky media and their selective reporting.
I'm TOSing Rupert Murdoch to Steve Case as we speak.
[May 27,2010 4:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Ted Turner said its because God is pissed at us.
[May 27,2010 4:48pm - arilliusbm ""]
this just in:
north korean torpedo cause of oilrig explosion
[May 27,2010 4:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
ha that would be grand
[May 28,2010 3:16am - sixstringcarnage ""]
Oil execs are the real terrorists. Stop posting start killing.
[May 28,2010 3:21am - sixstringcarnage ""]
Arilliusbm it's not selective it's been done too us on purpose just
as the whole terrorist fallback is an idea from real truths. America has grown into a media facist nation.. Real execs of America have control of all forms of communication... Media, Internet, u fuckin name it.
[May 28,2010 3:23am - sixstringcarnage ""]
I wouldn't doubt they are draining it purposely so we have too bUy oil from Newly! Funded oil rigs from Arabia because some dumbfuck thought it wouldbe cool too invade the middle east with the phony intention ofkillibg terrorists when everything has to do with oil. And what ECONOMY needs too survive.
[May 28,2010 10:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
U MAD
[May 28,2010 11:27am - arilliusbm ""]
Yes, I'm plenty aware of the corporate hijack of this nation.
[May 28,2010 11:31am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
Weebles wobble but they never accidentally oil in the gulf.
[May 28,2010 12:21pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:Weebles wobble but they never accidentally oil in the gulf.
This made me laugh because I'm human.
[May 28,2010 12:38pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Don't forget to lynch the lobbyists!
[Jun 7,2010 2:48am - Douchebag_Patrol ""]
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[Jun 7,2010 12:54pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/c...e_oil.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1
[Jun 7,2010 12:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
Did not want to see those pictures. Do want to go punch BP execs in the face for waiting this long to try to find a way to stop the flow that allows them to still be able to drill there afterwards instead of just fixing the fucking problem.
[Jun 7,2010 12:59pm - SkinSandwich ""]
LULZ OILZ
[Jun 7,2010 1:07pm - Martins ""]
This isn't the worst oil spill of all time though.
http://www.forbes.com/2010/04/29/worst-oil...ness-energy-oil-spills_slide_2.html
Anyway, crude oil is a product of nature. Sure it sucks in the short term but it's nothing the environment wouldn't recover from over time. An earthquake could just as easily have cracked open up a well of oil into the ocean. What sucks is that that didn't happen. Humans caused it.
[Jun 7,2010 1:11pm - Sacreligion ""]
That's a debatable point. They still aren't even sure how much has actually leaked. I can almost guarantee that more oil has been lost from this well than any tanker can carry.
[Jun 7,2010 1:14pm - Yeti ""]
agreed, they are definitely downplaying the severity. they have been since day 1.
[Jun 7,2010 1:14pm - arilliusbm ""]
It doesn't matter when all of this could have been prevented.
NWO did it
[Jun 7,2010 1:15pm - Sacreligion ""]
I blame Eric Bischoff.
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[Jun 7,2010 1:17pm - Slag NLI ""]
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Only the Nation of Domination is real.
[Jun 7,2010 1:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
[Jun 7,2010 1:20pm - Yeti ""]
i don't really feel anything towards this anymore. anger is useless, nothing will change, BP will continue on as before, politicians will cover everything up, any sort of "regulatory" changes will take years to implement, and will just be met with delays due to bipartisan bullshit. so sit back and enjoy the ride.
[Jun 7,2010 1:23pm - Slag NLI ""]
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Marty Janetti says, FUCK YOU BIG OIL
[Jun 16,2010 12:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
pics from Chinese Media
http://www.aladding.com/newsDetail.cfm?postid=496714
[Jun 23,2010 5:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
aw now its effecting the cute animals...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100623/us_nm/us_oil_spill_florida
[Sep 2,2010 11:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
LOL another rig EXPLODED
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/02/rescu...er-oil-rig-accident-in-gulf/?hpt=T2
[Sep 2,2010 12:02pm - SkinSandwich ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:LOL another rig EXPLODED
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/02/rescue-efforts-underway-after-oil-rig-accident-in-gulf/?hpt=T2
Yes, yeeeesss.
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[Sep 2,2010 12:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i wish candy factories would blow up so it would rain skittles like in the commercials
[Sep 2,2010 12:06pm - SkinSandwich ""]
FuckIsMySignature said:i wish candy factories would blow up so it would rain skittles like in the commercials
And Sprees!!!
[Sep 2,2010 12:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
Turns out that Tom Bombadil and the Unnatural Disasters was not a one hit wonder band.
[Sep 2,2010 12:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
greatest hits album coming to a Gulf near you.
[Sep 15,2010 10:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
hahaha fucking idiots
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/09/15/gulf.oily.layer/index.html?hpt=C1