ATTN: Paul[views:15905][posts:84]________________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 7:28pm - Dorchester Ed ""] Even Mike Harrison from Misery Index thinks you and your friends look gay. Why else would would he start a thread about it on the Relapse Messageboard? http://www.relapse.com/phpbb/phpBB2/viewto...76&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 Nice tits fatso. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 7:37pm - joe/notcommon ""] HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA nice tits fatso haha you suck nice pants |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 7:49pm - the_reverend ""] I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that here. "RTTP, home of instant photoshop stars!" |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 7:55pm - Dorchester Ed ""] you forgot to say "hahahaha, nice tits fatso". the_reverend said:I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that here. "RTTP, home of instant photoshop stars!" |
| ________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 8:16pm - xmikex ""] ti really does look like paul has boobs in that one picture. pretty big ones too. Paul dude you're totally stacked. I just think it's funny that we smashed kids all night, only 3 kids did anything about it (1 got beatup, one I knocked out, and the other I shoved in the face and he didn't do anything about it until the bouncer came) and they wait till after the fact to make empty threats at us. Metal kids will never change. I guess thats their way of staying "tr00". Oh well, I had fun. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 10:57pm - Mike_STE ""] Most of the kids who get labeled "metal kids" tend to be far from it. I'm guessing maybe 8 people at that show tops, including myself, actually listened to underground death. Most of those so called "metal kids" probably found out about Dying Fetus in some issue of Hit Parader, and their attempts at "moshing" were completely laughable. They give actual metal fans a bad name. For instance, some kid came up to me, trying to talk about fetus, and then goes on to talk about how "sick" ozzfest was. Hardly metal, but the same goes for pseudo hxc kids at shows as well, they're just as bad as the kids running around with Misery Index shirts they just purchased at the show to look like they listen to underground music. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 11:48pm - joe/notcommon ""] xmikex said:ti really does look like paul has boobs in that one picture. pretty big ones too. Paul dude you're totally stacked. I just think it's funny that we smashed kids all night, only 3 kids did anything about it (1 got beatup, one I knocked out, and the other I shoved in the face and he didn't do anything about it until the bouncer came) and they wait till after the fact to make empty threats at us. Metal kids will never change. I guess thats their way of staying "tr00". Oh well, I had fun. what in God's name are you talking about? either make fun of Paul in this thread or stay the fuck out by the way Paul, nice tits you fat fuck |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 30,2003 11:56pm - joe/notcommon ""] Mike_STE said:Most of the kids who get labeled "metal kids" tend to be far from it. I'm guessing maybe 8 people at that show tops, including myself, actually listened to underground death. Most of those so called "metal kids" probably found out about Dying Fetus in some issue of Hit Parader, and their attempts at "moshing" were completely laughable. They give actual metal fans a bad name. For instance, some kid came up to me, trying to talk about fetus, and then goes on to talk about how "sick" ozzfest was. Hardly metal, but the same goes for pseudo hxc kids at shows as well, they're just as bad as the kids running around with Misery Index shirts they just purchased at the show to look like they listen to underground music. you give breathing a bad name, stop doing it. do you realize it was a member of misery index who started that thread on relapse? i do not think mike harrison heard of dying fetus in hit parader. FACT: PAUL IS GAY AND FAT |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 12:27am - xmikex ""] Joe you're jelous of the boobs. You're just mad because you have to stuff yours with tissues. haha Almost as pathetic as the roll of quarters in my pants. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 12:45am - Mike_STE ""] joe/notcommon said:Mike_STE said:Most of the kids who get labeled "metal kids" tend to be far from it. I'm guessing maybe 8 people at that show tops, including myself, actually listened to underground death. Most of those so called "metal kids" probably found out about Dying Fetus in some issue of Hit Parader, and their attempts at "moshing" were completely laughable. They give actual metal fans a bad name. For instance, some kid came up to me, trying to talk about fetus, and then goes on to talk about how "sick" ozzfest was. Hardly metal, but the same goes for pseudo hxc kids at shows as well, they're just as bad as the kids running around with Misery Index shirts they just purchased at the show to look like they listen to underground music. you give breathing a bad name, stop doing it. do you realize it was a member of misery index who started that thread on relapse? i do not think mike harrison heard of dying fetus in hit parader. FACT: PAUL IS GAY AND FAT First of all... who are you? Number 2, I wasn't talking about Mike Harrison, I was talking about the kids at that Fetus show, if you could actually read. Unfortunately that money shot to the eye's must have obstructed your sight. I don't really care who started the post, and Misery Index is nothing special at all. Last I knew they were a second rate Fetus with some Terrorizeresque riffs thrown in. I give breathing a bad name? Whoa guy... you're too witty for me! You can call me a faggot, unmetal, whatever, all you want. I didn't even say a word to you, but you're obviously calling me gay on the relapse board, because I'm in the band with Paul. You claim to be this huge supporter of metal, who do you even listen to? Not that it matters, it's probably a bunch of fruity power metal bands with " frolicing through the tulip fields while holding hands" riffs. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 12:52am - tyagxgrind ""] Mike its not worth it bro. This happened before on here. Now its spreading to the Relapse board because people that post here got bored of it so they moved it to a bigger venue where other fellow "metal heads" or "pseudo-intellectuals" can toss back and forth about meaningless shit. Your band is good. That’s all you should care about. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 12:54am - jesus ""] Mike_STE said:" frolicing through the tulip fields while holding hands" riffs. :NEWHORNS: ravage woohoo |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 2:08am - joostin ""] wow, i thought people were over this shit and grown up. here we go again, i guess. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 31,2003 2:33am - jesus ""] you can not escape it |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 10:21pm - AlRavage ""] HEY! We are a chocolate-frosted power metal band, not a fruity one...get it right asshole. :moe: Hey Joe, was this the post I was supposed to read? If so, what in hell does this have to do with the split? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 10:59pm - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] You know i really dont care that much about the pictures i think its kind of funny. Joe you need to grow up how old are you 23 and you are making comments on a message board about this shit. thought we were done with this. Guess not. You really think I care that a bunch of lonely metal kids think im fat? Not really. So call me fat all you want and you probably will call me fat and gay and my band sucks or whatever. Even though Most people dont think im gay or fat or that my band sucks. So post pictures of me being fat. Maybe you and mike harrision can go have a party together or something. You can have a paul party you know like eat all the fat that i have all over my body, or maybe just my tits. Joe you know for someone who calls people gay all the time you pay close attention to my pictures. Making fun of the clothes i wear and how fat i am. Im gonna go cry myself to sleep right now because joe notcommon thinks im gay and fat. Go ahead and post more pictures of me. Im not even going to insult you right now because there isnt a point. I know none of what you say is true. So you can go to bed tonight and think of me all you want, or you can think of "how im going to insult paul tommorow." Get a life. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 11:12pm - Mike_STE ""] AlRavage said:HEY! We are a chocolate-frosted power metal band, not a fruity one...get it right asshole. :moe: Hey Joe, was this the post I was supposed to read? If so, what in hell does this have to do with the split? I wasn't even talking about your band, but the only thing you "ravage" is man ass. Nothing else says "I love cock!" more than being in a Power Metal band. Go run down the side of a mountain with your stud leather pants, a puffy white shirt, singing about gnomes. How metal.... |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 11:19pm - AlRavage ""] attack of the ass gnomes...welcome to your nightmare :bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon: I love when people try to say power metal isn't metal...like any of the hardcore or grindcore or malcore bands today would exist without judas priest...sometimes there is nothing better than the original though :thescream: as for all the other blather...take it back to the mall and discuss it in hot topic, where you can buy all the latest "metal" gear :tightiewhities: |
| ________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 11:23pm - gork ""] Wow. He said you look gay and now you're saying it's not true? You poor guy. Now you've lost touch with reality on top of looking gay. It's just funny that people you've never talked to before from a whole other state randomly stumbled accross pictures of you and your friends and they thought the same thing as us. That you and your friends look totally ridiculous. I feel bad for your parents. They should have smothered you with a pillow when you were younger. xPaulBLAHBLAHx said:I know none of what you say is true. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 11:23pm - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] Hey dont you guys have a nu metal bassist?Yeah you do, so please dont talk about the mall. Wait there could be a response i can see it now " nice tits paul" , or something about me being "fat and gay." Go litsen to blind guardian. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 11:26pm - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] once again "gork" your response no longer bothers me, because like I said some lonely metal kids who linger over the relapse message board said me and my friends look retarded or whatever. So go suck joe notcommons asshole or something |
| _________________________________ [Aug 31,2003 11:51pm - George ""] xPaulBLAHBLAHx said:You know i really dont care that much about the pictures i think its kind of funny. Joe you need to grow up how old are you 23 and you are making comments on a message board about this shit. i couldnt agree more. you are the definetion of looser. and yes power metal is still metal, but that doesnt make it any less retarted. i suppose you could call mudvayne metal as well, but it still blows. get over yourself, not everybody listens to ravage and is gay for not liking whatever band you're promoting. its obvious that paul doesnt give a shit, you know why? cause every other post you make is about how fucking gay so and so is, or how gay that band is, or whatever. do you feel like a big boy insulting everybody over a computer? i bet you do, its pretty fucking metal huh? dork:tightiewhities: |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 12:02am - xmikex ""] slayer is the only band that matters. period. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 12:15am - RustedAngel ""] JOE < PAUL :satancross: |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 12:20am - BingChlorine ""] I think everyone's just jealous of Paul and his rock lobster godliness. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 12:22am - theodore ""] BingChlorine said:I think everyone's just jealous of Paul and his rock lobster godliness. no, we just want milk |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 7:35am - Anthony ""] Haha. Ravage have a new metal bassist? The bassist for Ravage is 30 years old and lived in the Bay Area at the height of the thrash scene. Get it right pally. Besides, even if Ravage supposedly had a "nu metal bassist." What does that mean? I don't think absolutely anything about Ravage is nu metal so how could the bassist change that? He mainly plays 16th note pedals over the root notes of the chords. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 9:35am - notcommonhatesyou ""] "Die for being so gay??, Im surprised you havent yet commited suicide, your quite possibly one of the gayest men in America go litsen to ravage some more. lol cheesy??? Im not the one who litsens to ravage and command presence, and its not worth fighting you over haha. " Now Paul am I crazy or are these the posts of yours that started all the fighting on this board in the first place. Are you fucking children looking to start a scene war or something I mean really what the fuck. Yes joe is a loose cannon he says some shit without thinking but you know what... Its funny as hell and in regards to this all of it is true. Why don't you screamo kids admit that the vast majority of you bash everything that your little click dosn't like. You're all a bunch of cliquey insecure children. Yes I like Ravage and Command presance, and New Mortiis, and Gorgoroth, and Skid row and the Eagles and the Beatles, and Aphex twin, and Madonna. I wont bother posting it but go back you said that people should be able to like what they like then bashed the bands we book. Well maybe we book em because they are doing something original and don't always have some high school clique to help em out and move from one hall to another trashing the place and destroying it like a swarm of cuffed pants locusts making sure no one else can ever play there again. Yah Joe is my friend so is Ed and most of the people your fighting with but I call em as I see em. So pick a fight with me now I know its what you do best.:middlefinger: btw. this is me the big cheasy metal homo. play with photoshop or something [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 11:30am - Mike_STE ""] AlRavage said:attack of the ass gnomes...welcome to your nightmare :bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon::bartmoon: I love when people try to say power metal isn't metal...like any of the hardcore or grindcore or malcore bands today would exist without judas priest...sometimes there is nothing better than the original though :thescream: as for all the other blather...take it back to the mall and discuss it in hot topic, where you can buy all the latest "metal" gear :tightiewhities: Power Metal is metal, it just happens to be really gay, that's all. I'm trying to figure out just why you would think any hardcore, or grindcore band would be influenced by Priest? HxC, and Grind, are NOT metal, they having nothing to do with it. All the grind bands today would be influenced by the like's of Repulsion, Napalm Death, Righteous Pigs, Siege (though a bit more hxc), Carcass, and Terrorizer, not Manlust Priest. After reading what you just wrote it would appear that your view, and knowledge of metal is just warped. Well, better get my loincloth on, my sword out, and some Manowar blasting! GAAAAAAAAAAY. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 11:33am - notcommonhatesyou ""] hahaha if you think your band is grind then you should keep craving cock stop being so ugly oh this is Joe, not Phil. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 11:39am - Mike_STE ""] notcommonhatesyou said:hahaha if you think your band is grind then you should keep craving cock stop being so ugly My band is grindcore? LOL, news to me Euronymous. We play death metal, something you probably wouldn't know about, because you're too busy wandering in the woods in corpsepaint, gauntlets, while blasting Ildjarn. Oh whichever of you it was. Anyone notice how Joe not heterosexual like's to talk about other men's appearances, and cock a lot? I'm picking up on a disturbing pattern here. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 11:40am - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] I dont think I started all of this crap. joe posted some long thing about how hardcore kids are gay. I said " i cant believe you took the time to write all of that" And then being the child he is he flipped out and wrote all kinds of shit, and of course I wrote in response. Then one day he posted pictures of me having "plugged pants" |
| __________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 11:55am - AlRavage ""] Ya I'm sure those bands originated from listening to Buddy Holly I love the brilliant responses too "gay gay gay...you're gay....and um...power metal is...faggy...gay...gay gay" reminds me of adam sandler "no colonel sanders...you're wrong...mama's right" well guys..."mama's wroooong again" :bartmoon::ralphie: |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 1:22pm - notcommonhatesyou ""] how about I just kick your ass |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 3:00pm - thegreatspaldino ""] power metal fucking rules... i hate it when people rag on it... i mean... what the fuck? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 3:13pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] We won this battle with might and fearless hearts. We came and we fulfilled our prophecy. So now we shall march back towards our kingdom, with heads up high and glimmering eyes we returned with our glory. Ensiferum - Battle Song Viking metal, debatebly cheesier than power metal. :NEWHORNS: But it still rocks like nobody's business. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 3:15pm - Terence ""] nothing will ever beat 80's new wave. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 1,2003 3:26pm - moran ""] Manowar is one of the best bands ever. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 5:58pm - RustedAngel ""] moran said:Manowar is one of the best bands ever. well, your wrong about that, they are the gayest band ever. they sure do have some kick ass shirts though. [img] :satancross: |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 1,2003 7:41pm - notcommonhatesyou ""] AIDS |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 12:10am - dirtynickname=dirtyrottenimbecile ""] you people make me laugh. everyone is being ridiculous. the pics are funny, that Paul guy or whatever looks like a typical obnoxious rich kid. whatever. and calling Manowar gay, wow lik omg, ur the 1st person to eva tink of that!@11 u ppl R teh funnay!!@ |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 12:15am - dirtyrottenimbecile ""] xmikex said:ti really does look like paul has boobs in that one picture. pretty big ones too. Paul dude you're totally stacked. I just think it's funny that we smashed kids all night, only 3 kids did anything about it (1 got beatup, one I knocked out, and the other I shoved in the face and he didn't do anything about it until the bouncer came) and they wait till after the fact to make empty threats at us. Metal kids will never change. I guess thats their way of staying "tr00". Oh well, I had fun. Proving once again how moronic hxc scenesters are. get a life. I don't know what kind of scene it is up there, but if you pull that shit here in New York you will not be standing upright very long. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 1:27am - Terence ""] this messageboard is turning as gay as Lambgoat. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 6:43am - mharrison ""] Mike Harrison here... Just a little FYI - I am not in Misery Index, haven't been in over a year. Don't associate any of the laughter on the Relapse board with the thoughts or wishes of Misery Index. Thanks, |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 10:31am - xmikex ""] dirtyrottenimbecile said: Proving once again how moronic hxc scenesters are. get a life. I don't know what kind of scene it is up there, but if you pull that shit here in New York you will not be standing upright very long. Yeah one of you oh-so-hard new york "Metal" kids tried to do something about us at the fetus show. He got a face shove by me and stood their staring at me on the verge of tears until the bouncer made his way over and then he got tuff all of a sudden and gave me a shove. Lucky for him his friend was cool about it. So once again, don't threaten me with hypothetical fights. ps. I'll be at the Red Zone in Queens (New York yup) on Saturday at the Back of tha Neck EGH show. I've got crazy respect for the new york hardcore scene, but I'll never have an ounce of respect for weiner metal kids. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 11:08am - joostin ""] [img] trying to aim for Century Media approval. note: this picture was done by me out of boredom. Not mockery. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 11:46am - xmikex ""] [img] who's tha boss |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 11:57am - DeathMetalPriestess ""] hahahhaha this message board is awesome Long live NotCommon, Ravage and motherfucking Manowar! :NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 6:19pm - joe notcommon ""] DeathMetalPriestess said:hahahhaha this message board is awesome Long live NotCommon, Ravage and motherfucking Manowar! :NEWHORNS: |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2003 8:18pm - BingChlorine ""] [img] |