you've gotta be fucking kidding me...[views:9826][posts:84]______________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I thought he could come through the phone like in Lawnmower Man |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:24pm - dreadkill ""] he can, he's the government! |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] So it's a good thing I didn't yell at him, unless I wanted to get raped by Pierce Brosnan in virtual reality |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:46pm - dreadkill ""] that sounds hot. i'm definitely yelling at the next recruiter who calls me. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:14pm - the_reverend ""] I told one recruiter that I thought he was cute and then he still wanted to talk to me. that was the army. I told another in the mall that "only niggers go into the army." and he took me aside and said that that's the attitude that the army was looking for! and tried telling me about his hometown but I pulled away from his armhold. they will tell you anythiing to make their quotas. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:15pm - dreadkill ""] those are funny stories. did you pop wood when he gripped your arm? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:29pm - Dissector ""] RichHorror said:Yeah! Don't they know you post anti-Bush links on a metal discussion board while sitting on your unemployed ass and do nothing to evoke any real change? FUCK THE MAN. I love you, Rich. That made my day. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:31pm - Dissector ""] I have read his e-mail over probably about 4 times already so I can try to find what you claim to be so "outrageous" about it and so far I don't see it at all. You make the left look like retards and the right look like fucking geniuses. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 12:47am - RichHorror ""] Dissector said:RichHorror said:Yeah! Don't they know you post anti-Bush links on a metal discussion board while sitting on your unemployed ass and do nothing to evoke any real change? FUCK THE MAN. I love you, Rich. Not as much as I love you, pookie. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:02am - robbieofthedeparted ""] This Person does realize that the army has German Shepheards for recon right.......please tell me their not that neive |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 9:00am - mikexmike @ work ""] I got a call from an Army recruiter one night the summer before I went to college. It went something like this. him: ...Well, how much do you really know about the army? me: i'm familiar with the concept of the army.... guns, bombs, digging a ditch and shooting at people from it... the army. him: What do you want to do with yourself after college. me: probably television production. him: WELL, okay... the army has several television stations based throughout Europe... but they're pretty small... and hiring opportunities are scarce... and there really aren't that many JOBS available there persay..... me: So you're telling me the army has even less to offer me than the rest of the real world? him: Well.... me: I'm gonna have to ask you not to call here anymore. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 9:11am - BunnyZygote ""] the_reverend said:I told another in the mall that "only niggers go into the army." and he took me aside and said that that's the attitude that the army was looking for! I really hope that actually happened. 'Cause I almost pissed myself reading it. Recruiters that've approache me have all respected my decission to go to college and just handed me a card "just in case i change my mind". It's their job, someone's gotta do it. So whatever. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 9:31am - the_reverend ""] yeah, I got that up from my dad cause he had told me once to get out of something by saying I didnt like "black people". he also told me to get out of jury duty by saying "I don't mind black people, they all just sort of smell" |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 11:06am - ShadowSD ""] Wow, apparently no one read what I said at all. You can be for our military and still be outraged by our foreign policy - THIS IS AMERICA! What the hell is wrong with someone saying that although I believe in our military, it bugs me that they're coming after me to implement policies that will make America UNSAFE. Can no one comprehend having two thoughts in their mind at the same time? If HailtheLeaf had said she was going to send a nasty e-mail to the recruiter, I would totally be with you guys. But she didn't, she didn't say anything to him, she just left it alone; all she did was mention to others that it bugged her. The ridiculous overreaction that she's getting here suggests an hyperpatriotic climate of repression that stifles the very rights the US military fights for every day. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 11:26am - dreadkill ""] mikexmike @ work said:I got a call from an Army recruiter one night the summer before I went to college. It went something like this. him: ...Well, how much do you really know about the army? me: i'm familiar with the concept of the army.... guns, bombs, digging a ditch and shooting at people from it... the army. him: What do you want to do with yourself after college. me: probably television production. him: WELL, okay... the army has several television stations based throughout Europe... but they're pretty small... and hiring opportunities are scarce... and there really aren't that many JOBS available there persay..... me: So you're telling me the army has even less to offer me than the rest of the real world? him: Well.... me: I'm gonna have to ask you not to call here anymore. that's hilarious |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:29pm - HailTheLeaf ""] ShadowSD said:Someone didn't hear what I said. I did, thanks for taking the time to think, if only there were more of you... |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:08pm - Dankill ""] This post is gayer then Rich Horror observing gay homosexuals kissing other gay homosexuals and then telling us about it. I wish I could scare people this much with rampant paranoia. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:09pm - RichHorror ""] This thread is gayer than me. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:21pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] RichHorror said:This thread is gayer than me. well you did play providence's gay pride day last year |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:21pm - RichHorror ""] And I did fuck all those guys. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:22pm - RichHorror ""] I am the gay pride of Providence. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:25pm - ratt_mowe ""] you should be the gay pride of delivering me lobster. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:28pm - RichHorror ""] When you say 'lobster' do you mean 'making love to me on a bearskin rug'? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:41pm - pam nli ""] I didn't read this thread yesterday cause I knew I wouldn't care. I wish boredom didn't lead me here today. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:42pm - RichHorror ""] Me and Ratt Mowe brought the funny to this party. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:44pm - pam nli ""] I'm going to second the letter from the left. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:49pm - scoracrasia ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:50pm - Josh_Martin ""] ShadowSD said:Wow, apparently no one read what I said at all. You can be for our military and still be outraged by our foreign policy - THIS IS AMERICA! What the hell is wrong with someone saying that although I believe in our military, it bugs me that they're coming after me to implement policies that will make America UNSAFE. Can no one comprehend having two thoughts in their mind at the same time? If HailtheLeaf had said she was going to send a nasty e-mail to the recruiter, I would totally be with you guys. But she didn't, she didn't say anything to him, she just left it alone; all she did was mention to others that it bugged her. The ridiculous overreaction that she's getting here suggests an hyperpatriotic climate of repression that stifles the very rights the US military fights for every day. Why don't you read the post by HTL that I was specifically responding to. If she is so dumb she can't answer those questions on her own (like why the army would need vetranarians) she should really stop being so vocal as all she does is make her side look dumber than dirt. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:51pm - Josh_Martin ""] HailTheLeaf said:wow...no one else is outraged over this...interesting, why would the army have vet techs in the first place? and why are they going thru Craig's list trying to recruit people? Here it is again. This post should get a Darwin Award. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:52pm - ratt_mowe ""] i'm going to second the pounding to rich horror's ass. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:55pm - scoracrasia ""] I hate hippies. The guy was simply doing his job. Get over yourself. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 3:58pm - ratt_mowe ""] so is it just going to be me and rich bringing the comedy to this party or what? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 4:06pm - ratt_mowe ""] now its just me. pathetic. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:00pm - RichHorror ""] ratt_mowe said:now its just me. pathetic. I was just trying to give you the courage to take your own life, buddy! |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 6:03pm - niccolai ""] Sepuku. |