Post in this thread when you got LAID!!!![views:10276][posts:84]_______________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:49pm - KEVORD ""] No you're confused. Getting laid signed to relapse but you can find it in your Century Media gift bag. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:57pm - Lamp ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:All last weekend. With an ex. Harpooned the fuck out of her. Shit was so cash. I can't believe people here aren't trying to run you off this board. The ignore feature must come in handy... |
| _______________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:59pm - KEVORD ""] He's the reason I implied getting laid was now trendy. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 7:44am - Yeti ""] bumpty dumpty |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 7:55am - arilliusbm ""] underwater at Webster lake or false |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 8:42am - Negrodamus ""] Major bumpage. Full on raw doggin it kid |
| _______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 10:39am - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 10:39am - Yeti ""] in hindsight though, maybe i should have done just that. might have spared me a lot of bullshit. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 10:48am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:Shit was so cash. Hahaha win |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 11:02am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeti said: arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. Haha, chicks getting lake water in their vajays is very bad. Hopefully that was the last time you banged her, fucks knows what was living in there after the lake water invasion. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 11:24am - arilliusbm ""] I too once did it in a lake. 'twas strange, the temperature was constantly fluctuating |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 11:53am - Alx_Casket ""] All I could think about while fucking in my ex's pool was the movie Cocoon :/ |
| ______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 1:21pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said: Yeti said: arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. Haha, chicks getting lake water in their vajays is very bad. Hopefully that was the last time you banged her, fucks knows what was living in there after the lake water invasion. after the Worcester lake water invasion. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 1:22pm - ghey_faguettes ""] Yeti said: arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. So my fear of getting swamp thing in my coochy isn't irrational, glad I've never done it! |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 1:58am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] girls night out, works every time |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 10:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:girls night out, works every time haha, that used to be my trick. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 2:33pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said: IllinoisEnemaBradness said:girls night out, works every time haha, that used to be my trick. :spineyes: |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 3:00pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] I havnt posted ITT in like 14 years. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:04am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 6:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions cuntPAP also flavor saver FTW |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 10:55am - largefreakatzero ""] Got some over the weekend, but I'm married, so I figured it really isn't all much of a brool story. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:34pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said: IllinoisEnemaBradness said:the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions cuntPAP also flavor saver FTW I just re read what i posted and realized it made it seem like I only lasted 10 minutes. LOL! Oh well. It's really about 30 minutes from beginning to end. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 3,2011 10:42pm - IllinoisEneMABradneSs ""] bow chicka wow wow. The wife was horny on a Monday night, and she was stone cold sober!! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2011 10:49pm - Lamp ""] josh_hates_you said:so, a few days ago in the ghetto of conway south carolina. in the kitchen. she was bent over the kitchen sink. her mom was like 15 feet away through an open door in the living room watching a movie and the girl's kid. I hope you avoided going to Myrtle while you were down that way, that place sucks ass. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2011 10:56pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2011 11:17pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Mark from The Room just got laid. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 1:44am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] 2 nights in a row |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 9:24am - Alexecutioner ""] all weekend. twas good |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 9:25am - RichHorror ""] Relevant. bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 10:16am - Goatrider ""] This thread is silly. But, I'm posting in it.... typing with the guilty hand, as it were. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 3:30pm - posbleak ""] He wore a tux so it was tux sex ...or TEX. [img] |
| ______________________________ [Oct 5,2011 6:24pm - dale ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 7:39pm - GUYnli ""] Whoa yeah! Now time for smoke and playoff baseball |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 7,2011 6:57pm - josh_hates_you ""] josh_hates_you said:also last night. providence. drunk. very drunk. good times. Who the hell did i bang in providence in july? meh, don't even really matter. I been slacking off in this thread. Booty call in Northbridge a few weeks back. Fatty in the practice space 2 weeks ago. Random girl missed the last train home on saturday night so I was a nice guy and gave her a place to crash. She was very thankful. I don't remember the last time I have had sex while not shit faced. |