Jam/Metal Band Seeks Bassist[views:15707][posts:87]__________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 11:30am - 80081e5 ""] kill! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 12:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] mom and dad stop fighting!... your ruining my berfday party!!! waaaahhhh. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 1:32pm - Why? ""] I do kiss guys, you're right Troll. I love it. I love to slide my tongue into their mouths and just slip it all around. Hey baby, I'll be waiting for you at the muster. If you don't wanna fight, we can just make love. You see buddy, the difference between you and me is that I'm secure enough to not give a shit. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 1:47pm - TROLL ""] I'm right? Right about what Seth? I never brought up anything about you kissing guys. Wheres that coming from anyways? You insecure? Do what you want man. Hey, If your gay be proud. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 1:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 1:48pm - TROLL ""] Seth, that is your name right? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:01pm - TROLL ""] ....Oh wait, or is it Mike? Ahh Yea, thaaaats it. Hence the "rip me apart on guitar" email. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:18pm - Why? ""] Mike it is. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:25pm - Why? ""] That's basically what I look like. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:28pm - Why? ""] You know, if you wanna disprove me, why don't you post a link to your band on here? I mean, I'm pretty much counting on the fact that you'll be a no show to fight me - your voice was noticeably quavering on the phone last night - so you might as well save some face somehow. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:41pm - Why? ""] THERE! That's exactly what I look like! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:44pm - TROLL ""] Why? said:You know, if you wanna disprove me, why don't you post a link to your band on here? I mean, I'm pretty much counting on the fact that you'll be a no show to fight me - your voice was noticeably quavering on the phone last night - so you might as well save some face somehow. Quavering, huh! Are you 12? Good attempt at getting a rise out of me though. If you were half as smart as you think you are I'd expect you to be a little more observant and notice all the links on my RTTP profile and Myspace. Do some research kid. I expect you'll have nothing good to say anyways and I'm quite fine with that. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] dis thred iz st00pitt |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:49pm - Why? ""] It looks like I did a pretty good job of getting a rise out of you, wouldn't you say? I mean, that last message sounded pretty bitter. Why don't you go find some Jewish, black, or mentally retarded people to kill, that would probably make you feel better. Until then, I'm quite satisfied with my ability to get a rise out of you. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:55pm - Why? ""] Oh, and the links on your RTTP and Myspace profiles indicate your status as a has-been in bands that didn't work out. Otherwise, I would expect to find links to a current band page. You must be, what, 30 or something? Don't get me wrong - I'm sure you're a legend in Lyme. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 2:58pm - Why? ""] That's right - I know where you live. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Why? said:That's right - I know where you live. OMG RUN!!! *snort* |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:07pm - Why? ""] He doesn't need to run - Nazis always have guns and hang out in packs. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:10pm - Why? ""] Now that's what I'm talking about. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:21pm - TROLL ""] Why? said: Why don't you go find some Jewish, black, or mentally retarded people to kill, that would probably make you feel better. You've got a real problem with the whole Totalitarianism thing uh? Thats fuckin' hilarious. What are you one of them ARA utopist peace nazis? Do you cry when you step on a blade of grass? You think you know what I'm about? What, you've got ESP or some shit? Your just making these laughable judgments at face value and I'm finding it quite entertaining! I can tell you were at the head of your class. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:27pm - Why? ""] You're goddamn right I was at the head of my class. I can tell you were at the bottom of yours. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 2,2007 3:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 7:23am - espresso ""] *raises eyebrow* oh my... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 8:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] You guys should have GEORGE ZIMMER play for your band. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 9:14am - shamash ""] meh |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 10:02am - DestroyYouAlot ""] shamash said:meh Do not tempt the wrath of ZIMMER. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 10:24am - shamash ""] ^uh...who? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 2:47pm - mike............. ""] so, is anyone gonna join this band or what? i think we got a little off-topic in this thread. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 3:18pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND C.E.O. OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE MY MASSIVE MENTAL FACULTIES ARE ADVANCED FAR BEYOND THE SILLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS SPIRITUALITY SPOUTED SENSELESSLY IN SUNDAY SERMONS, ALL BUSINESSMEN KNOW THE ADVANTAGES OF KEEPING UP A PIOUS PUBLIC PERSONNA. IT WAS WITH THIS IN MIND THAT I RECENTLY VISITED A LOCAL CHAPEL, THOUGH AS YOU WILL SOON LEARN, THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE TEMPTING, IN TYPICALLY TAWDRY, TITTILATING ZIMMER FASHION. ALL WAS PROCEDING ACCORDING TO PLAN UNTIL MY WANDERING GAZE FELL UPON THE ROUND, ROBED RELIGIOUS RUMP OF THE CHOIR DIRECTOR, A SEDUCTIVELY SLENDER SAINT SINGING SENSUOUSLY ON STAGE. DESPITE MY DILIGENT DESIRE TO DEMONSTRATE DEVOUT DEDICATION AND DERAIL MY DIRTIER DISPOSITIONS, MY MIRACULOUSLY MIGHTY MANMEAT MESSIAH BURST FORTH WITH A FLASH OF HEAVENLY LIGHT, RISING FROM ITS TROUSERY TOMB LIKE THE RESURRECTED CHRIST. THE ANGELIC AUBURN-HAIRED ARTISTE ARRESTED HER AURAL ADMINISTRATION AND RENT HER ROBES, BENDING BACKWARDS TO BARE HER BURNING BUSH. MY PERENNIALLY PASSIONATE PENILE POWERHOUSE PARTED HER PUBES LIKE MOSES BEFORE THE RED SEA. AS I BAPTISED THE BODACIOUSLY BUXOM BIBLE-BANGER BY SPEWING A SALACIOUSLY SINFUL SURGE OF SACREMENTAL SEMEN INTO HER HERETICALLY HOT HOLY OF HOLIES, SHE SANG NOTES ONLY AUDIBLE TO THE HIGHEST CHOIRS OF ANGELS. THE VIRGIN MARY'S BEEN PROPOSITIONING ME IN VISIONS EVER SINCE. I GUARANTEE IT. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 3:34pm - A_Dark_In_The_Light ""] not now mike. way to make our whole band look like complete assholes. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 5,2007 3:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL, GEORGE ZIMMER's like the Candyman; say his name too many times, and he appears. OSHI- [img] |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 6,2007 2:39am - Mike the Complete Asshole ""] Right, so I got involved in this ridiculous pissing match with some dude I don't know, and it was a poor decision. Look, all we wanna do is make some music. Believe it or not, we're not complete assholes. Between the two of us, I, Mike can be an asshole sometimes, and Seth does his best to keep me from making asses out of us in public situations. Sorry Seth, guess I let you down here. I was frustrated by the lack of positive response from this board. We're not a typical band. We're not appealing to the metal mainstream. If you want to play metal like what you've heard before, we're not the band for you. Some people don't like us - ok. I should have accepted that. Instead, I got involved in an extended argument with some dude I don't know. Hell, I would probably like Troll if I met him - he has good taste in music. I'm sorry for wasting your time. If you like our music and play bass, please get in touch with us. I'm a reasonable fella, I'm just hot-blooded sometimes. Makes for some good music, and bad forum behavior. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 6,2007 7:35am - slow ""] Mike the Complete Asshole said:Right, so I got involved in this ridiculous pissing match with some dude I don't know, and it was a poor decision. Look, all we wanna do is make some music. Believe it or not, we're not complete assholes. Between the two of us, I, Mike can be an asshole sometimes, and Seth does his best to keep me from making asses out of us in public situations. Sorry Seth, guess I let you down here. I was frustrated by the lack of positive response from this board. We're not a typical band. We're not appealing to the metal mainstream. If you want to play metal like what you've heard before, we're not the band for you. Some people don't like us - ok. I should have accepted that. Instead, I got involved in an extended argument with some dude I don't know. Hell, I would probably like Troll if I met him - he has good taste in music. I'm sorry for wasting your time. If you like our music and play bass, please get in touch with us. I'm a reasonable fella, I'm just hot-blooded sometimes. Makes for some good music, and bad forum behavior. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 6,2007 9:06am - 80081e5 ""] Mike the Complete Asshole said:Right, so I got involved in this ridiculous pissing match with some dude I don't know, and it was a poor decision. Look, all we wanna do is make some music. Believe it or not, we're not complete assholes. Between the two of us, I, Mike can be an asshole sometimes, and Seth does his best to keep me from making asses out of us in public situations. Sorry Seth, guess I let you down here. I was frustrated by the lack of positive response from this board. We're not a typical band. We're not appealing to the metal mainstream. If you want to play metal like what you've heard before, we're not the band for you. Some people don't like us - ok. I should have accepted that. Instead, I got involved in an extended argument with some dude I don't know. Hell, I would probably like Troll if I met him - he has good taste in music. I'm sorry for wasting your time. If you like our music and play bass, please get in touch with us. I'm a reasonable fella, I'm just hot-blooded sometimes. Makes for some good music, and bad forum behavior. you shouldn't have caved |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 6,2007 9:35am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |