ONLY SPAG'S IS REAL[views:29882][posts:87]_________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 3:32am - bobnomaamrooney ""] NO BAGS YOU FAGS, FUCK CREDIT CARDS. OPEN SUNDAY? FUCK THAT SHIT. ROTTMAN'S A SPAGGOT, FAAAAANTASIC SAVINGS? OUR'S ARE SPAGTACULAR. FUCK BUILDING 19 |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 6:22am - BSV ""] NO BOLOGNA SLAMMIN YOUR TRUNK HARD WHEN YOU GET MANURE YOUR CHECK IS TAKING A RIDE IN THE FANCY SPACE TUBE |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 8:02am - arktouros ""] BOXES OF ASSORTED SCREWS (7˘ - 9˘ EACH) NO PUSHBROOMS, NO THEFT PREVENTION, NO MERCY CHECK OUT THIS PALLET OF TIRES WE FOUND IN THE BACK |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 8:16am - Yeti ""] WARM DIET CHOCOLATE CHERRY FUDGE SODA USED MATTRESSES, STAINS ARE FREE BURIED IN A 10 GALLON COWBOY HAT |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 9:11am - bobnomaamrooney ""] STORE EXPANSION WITHOUT ANY DISCERNABLE BUSINESS PLAN, SPAG'S SPORTING GOODS AND GARDEN CENTER OR GTFO. STAYING WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND? YOU'RE GOING TO SPAG'S AND GETTING A 10 GALLON TIN OF CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS FOR $1.99. SQUEEZE INTO THE BACKSEAT OF THEIR 88 MERCURY COUGAR, HOLD THAT 64 PACK OF VOIT TUBE SOCKS SONNY, THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN THE TRUNK. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 9:29am - SPAGS4EVER ""] THAT'S NOT MOLD, THE BREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN BOOKS MISSING PAGES - NO BIG DEAL, WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THE WHOLE THING ANYHOW |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 9:31am - bobnomaamrooney ""] FREE TRAMBOBOLINE! TRAMAPOLINE! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 9:37am - SPAGS4EVER ""] UNDERAGE CUTIES WITH LIP PIERCINGS BEHIND THE COUNTER ARE READY TO PARTY WITH YOU WHEN THE STORE CLOSES |
| _______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 10:40am - Yeti ""] SHOPPING CART TRAFFIC JAM ON SHREWSBURY STREET ALL CANS BLOATED WITH BOTULISM, HALF OFF NEVER BEEN FIRED, ONLY DROPPED ONCE |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 10:46am - SPG4LFE ""] CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR MOTHERFUCKER NO SNEAKERS TODAY BUT WE GOT SOME FUCKIN GRAPEFRUITS |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 10:59am - chrisREX ""] IRREGULAR SIZED SCREWS PACKAGED TOGETHER IRREGULARLY HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS ON SALE IN JULY CALENDARS FROM THREE YEARS AGO |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BURLAP SACK FULL OF SWEDISH FISH DANCING SODA CANS 5 FOR A DOLLAR (SORRY, TAB ONLY) AFTER EXTENSIVE RENOVATION, WE PROUDLY GUARANTEE ALL SHOPPING CARTS, NOW WITH FOUR WHEELS OR GET A FREE PAWSOX ASHTRAY |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 2:11pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] GOT A SPORTS FAN IN THE FAMILY? THEY'LL LOVE OUR KNOCKOFF IHL JERSEYS! GET ALL THEIR FAVORITE TEAMS LIKE THE DETROIT VIPERS, HOUSTON AEROS AND PHOENIX ROADRUNNERS! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 2:28pm - josh_hates_you ""] NOW WITH BI-LINGUAL EMPLOYEES THAT SPEAK ENGLISH TOO |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 2:50pm - ark ""] SPECIAL ON GOOD AS GOLD COFFEE, FOREVER BRING A SHARPIE, NAME YOUR PRICE |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 3:22pm - Yeti ""] BLANK GLASS JARS FULL OF MYSTERY FLUID IN AISLE 6 WHERE IS THE 1/10TH? HUMBERTO HAS DOWN SYNDROME |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 3:32pm - ark ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 4:05pm - narkybark ""] omg i completely forgot about this place |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 5:18pm - Yeti ""] FORGET ABOUT SPAGS? SPAGS DOESN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU PEOPLE/REMAINS IN THE LOADING DOCK |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 5:21pm - Ancient_Master ""] whole thread= lulz |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 6:35pm - BSV ""] WE HAVE HOT SNES TITLES LIKE UNIRACERS AND KIRBY'S AVALANCHE, LOCATED NEXT TO OUR POTTING CUPS PORK CHOPS ARE 39 CENTS A POUND THAT CB RADIO PA WE GOT? TURN IT DOWN??? DIAL 9 TO GO FUCK YOURSELF |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 14,2011 6:41pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] 101 RULES OF BLACK METAL MUGS AND POSTERS NOW HALF OFF GENIUNE "BOWER" HOCKEY SKATES NOW ON SALE AT SPAG'S SPORTING GOODS, THE OFFICIAL SUPPLIER OF THE WORCESTER ICE CATS |
| ______________________________ [Oct 14,2011 6:52pm - BSV ""] THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN HERE WITH THAT BALLOON YOU GOT AT THE GROUND ROUND? THINK AGAIN KID. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 10:23pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] Oooh Spag's. This thread just gave me a flashback... CAN I HAVE YOUR ZIP CODE? "Yeah its, um... no on second thought why do you want my zip code?" BECAUSE I'M FORCED TO STAND IN THIS 2'x 4' PEN FOR 10 HOURS LIKE A FARM ANIMAL SO I CAN SAVE MONEY TO GO AWAY TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR AND BECAUSE I ASKED NICELY "Oh, ok, its... no actually, could you just ring me in. I don't like giving out such private information..." WILL THAT BE CASH OR CREDIT? "Check, actually." >__< FML |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2011 11:12pm - man o warski ""] scdscsdxc |
| ______________________________ [Oct 25,2011 7:30am - Yeti ""] DADDY'S JUNKY MUSIC?? SPAGGY'S JUNKY BROOMSTICK TRASHBAG FULL OF SWASTIKA COOKIE CUTTERS FOR A BUCK ONLY MANATEE'S NEED APPLY |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 25,2011 7:57am - AndrewBastard ""] Yeti said: TRASHBAG FULL OF SWASTIKA COOKIE CUTTERS FOR A BUCK WANT.:point: |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2011 11:58am - SPG4LFE ""] WHO ELSE GIVES AWAY FREE TOMATO SEEDS NOBODY THAT'S FUCKING WHO WCIS TOTE BAGS FIFTY CENTS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2011 12:32pm - Samantha ""] I miss Spag's: expired cold medicine for $1, Christmas ornaments on sale in April, free coffee at the front door that smells like burnt diarrhea... What's not to love? Building 19 will never achieve such greatness. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 27,2011 7:41am - Yeti ""] Samantha said: EXPIRED COLD MEDICINE FOR $1 CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ON SALE IN APRIL FREE COFFEE AT THE FRONT DOOR THAT SMELLS LIKE BURNT DIARRHEA fixed. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 8:29am - arilliusbm ""] LOL |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 1:05pm - Samantha ""] GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE ON SALE ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME. 50 POUND DRUMS OF NUCLEAR WASTE FLAVORED GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE FOR $5.99. THINGS OLD PEOPLE LIKE, BLAND SNACK FOOD, PAISLEY MUMUS FROM 1974, THROWN IN A HUGE BIN RIGHT NEXT TO FREE CUPS OF GOOD AS BURNT DIARRHEA COFFEE. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 1:10pm - Samantha ""] YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MR. SPAGNOLI. +25 SPAG'S SCENE POINTS. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 27,2011 1:26pm - Yeti ""] TSUNAMI OF BURNT DIARRHEA IN AISLE 1 ALL CASHIERS EJECT BURNT DIARRHEA TWICE AN HOUR DON'T LIKE BURNT DIARRHEA? WE DON'T LIKE YOUR PATRONAGE |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 1:31pm - ANTHONY 'SPAG' BORGATTI ""] "ORIENTAL" FLAVORED VIENNA SAUSAGES - 3 CANS FOR 79 CENTS ASSORTED GOLF CLUBS COVERED IN UNKOWN STICKY SUBSTANCE - YOUR CHOICE FOR 5 BUCKS PEEL & STICK AUTO GLASS TINTING KITS - LIGHT PURPLE AND FOREST GREEN ONLY - 4.99 "MYSTIC GARDEN" SCENT AEROSOL (WITH CFCS) AIR FRESHENER SPRAY - 1.49 |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 1:51pm - Samantha ""] FULL PALLETS OF BURNT DIARRHEA SCENTED BAN DEODORANT 5 FOR $1 |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 2:04pm - ANTHONY ˇ®SPAGˇ® BORGATTI ""] NYNEX COFFEE MUGS - 59 CENTS OR 2 FOR $1.05 HOLY CROSS CRUSADERS WINDBREAKERS (SIZE 3XL - 5XL ONLY) - $7.99 CHECK OUT OUR SELECTION OF LIQUIDATED MERCHANDISE PURCHASED FROM CHESS KING AT THE GREENDALE MALL NEED HELP LOADING YOUR 10 BAGS OF FERTILIZER IN YOUR 87 BUICK CENTURY? ASK YOUR CASHIER TO PAGE DICK. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 2:07pm - ANTHONY ˇ®SPAGˇ® BORGATTI ""] FOLKS YOU JUST WON'T FIND BARGAINS LIKE THESE AT BRADLEES OR STUARTS |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 2:26pm - narkybark ""] SMALL WOODEN THINGS WITH NO DISCERNIBLE PURPOSE - CHEAP STALE SWEATSHIRTS FROM CALDOR'S OVERSTOCK, MADE FROM TAIWANESE SLAVE LABOR, HALF OFF! DECORATIVE CERAMIC PLATES THAT NO ONE'S BOUGHT SINCE 1952 - SOME DAMAGED, ALL PRICED TO GO! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 27,2011 3:21pm - Yeti ""] WE HAVE SO MUCH BURNT DIARRHEA IT'S COMING OUT OF OUR EARS BRING YOUR GALOSHES |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 11:08pm - Samantha ""] ENJOY THE SPAGTACULAR SAVINGS! [img] |
| _______________________________ [Oct 27,2011 11:15pm - BSV ""] EXCUSE ME SIR, IF YOU'RE CHILD IS GOING TO SIT ON YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE A PHARAOH, YOU MUST TAKE HIM TO OUR CEILING FAN SECTION. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 11:30pm - KEVORD ""] Every time I drive past Spags on Rt. 9 I shed a tear I can't get a free tomato plant with my purchase of slighly out of date off brand D batteries. Thank you Ocean State Job lot in Marlboro for keeping the dream alive. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 27,2011 11:58pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] KEVORD said:Every time I drive past Spags on Rt. 9 I shed a tear I can't get a free tomato plant with my purchase of slighly out of date off brand D batteries. Thank you Ocean State Job lot in Marlboro for keeping the dream alive. Drove by last Saturday night, life just ain't the same :( |
| ______________________________ [Oct 28,2011 3:26pm - Yeti ""] ANTHONY BORGATTI, WHERE ARE YOU NOW? SPAG'S NEEDS YOU, IT'S GOING DOWN EXHUMED CORPSES .50, LIVIDITY IS FREE |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 28,2011 3:50pm - ANTHONY 'SPAG' BORGATTI ""] WWF VIDEOS - VHS OR BETAMAX - CHOOSE FROM THESE TITLES "HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN'S GREATEST MATCHES", "HULK HOGAN: AMERICAN MADE" AND "MEAN GENE OKERLUND SINGS THE HITS" - $3.79 NON-DOLPHIN SAFE CANNED TUNA (IN VEGETABLE OIL) - 2 FOR A BUCK PEPE GONZALES TACO SAUCE (MILD OR WILD) - $.99 DISC FILM (12 EXPOSURES) - $.50 |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 28,2011 5:32pm - Beorht-Dana ""] Wiki- Spag's was, from 1934 to 2004, a discount department store on Route 9 in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts. The store was considered an early pioneer of discount retailing and was notable for its longtime resistance to accepting charge cards (until 1992)[1] and offering plastic shopping bags (late 1996)[2] and shopping carts (introduced in 1998)[3]. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 28,2011 10:42pm - narkybark ""] holy shit, disc film, I had one of those cameras |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2011 9:07am - goatcatalyst ""] I still have no idea what is going on herę |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 12:24pm - SPG4LFE ""] FUCK THE FAIR WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO TO WEST BOYLSTON ANYWAY ECONOMY PAINT SUPPLY PAINTERS CAPS HALF OFF THIS WEEK ONLY |