Writer's block!![views:7373][posts:88]______________________________________ [May 21,2008 1:54pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] hey kadoogan. you played one show with pillory. ONE. you've never exchanged 2 words with me in person. added to that, you came into this thread bashing me for giving constructive advice that you yourself agreed with. You called me pompous for it and now proceed to say it's an example of my holier than thou attitude when I defend myself. Not sure what I've done to offend you, but if you really have that big of an issue with me, why not take it up with me in person? why attack me in a thread where i'm doing nothing but be helpful? In essence, you're the one behaving in the exact manner you accuse me of. do you want to start a fight or something? Because I'm clearly starting to dislike you. |
| ____________________________________ [May 21,2008 7:34pm - Godlessrob ""] Bump! Waiting for the fight, I can host it down here in the Godless Cranberry Bogs! Kadoog I have to say that Pete really does talk like that in "real" life. I have never found him to be pompous. Arrogant, self absorbed def. pompous no way. Plus I don't see what the hell you guys are fighting about anyway, you both agree on the same thing. |
| _____________________________________ [May 21,2008 8:15pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i didnt read half the posts. BUT STOP FIGHTING IN MY THREAD!! everybodys cool. just chill to the next episode |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2008 8:57pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Sorry Dave, you're right. I can't stop myself, and as everyone knows by know I always try to have the last word. However, for the record, everybody's NOT cool. It's been brought to my attention that Mr. Kadoogan has been talking shit about me since sometime in 2005 when Abhorred did a show with Pillory. Talking shit about me for three years, then attacking my GRAMMAR, my stage demeanor (nervous jokes at my second show? Who woulda thunk!), My ex-band's music, and whatever else is available. All because I tried to offer you some helpful advice. Mr Kadoogan, I missed your point. You are angry because it comes across like I think I'm better, smarter, or holier than thou? Then be angry. I AM better, smarter, and holier than you. It's just part of who I am. What are you going to do about it? That's what it all comes down to. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 22,2008 11:19am - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] What I'm going to do about it is make a list: 1. You weren't offering me shit for advice. I have my own ways of dealing with writer's block. I agree that inspiration comes and goes and that you can't force it. Simple as that. When you turn it into "waves hitting the beach" it makes me want to gouge my eyes out and lop off my hands so I won't be associated with the creative types (like you) who are so god damn full of themselves that they turn every sentence into a way to feed their egos. 2. I wouldn't waste time talking shit about you for 3 years. I made fun of you and your band at and after the show the way I made fun of any other band I don't/didn't like, and it stopped probably a week later. If I had nothing better to do than spend the last three years making fun of you I'd have offed myself by now. 3. I'm assuming Jawshy told you about those hurtful, hurtful words I spewed after your "second show". Don't get me wrong, I think Jawwwwsh is a good dude, but he has a penchant for drama that gets the better of him sometimes. 4. "SECOND SHOW"? I'm pretty positive I've seen you on here flapping your gums about how many different bands you've been in, and how many different genres they've spanned, and how big your cock is for being such a daring musical entity within the New England Scene. 5. You DO come off as an arrogant prick, and your ego apparently doesn't let it register with you. Arrogance and pomposity go hand in hand, whether the strict definitions line up or not. 6. I have no intention of fighting anyone, ever, especially if the assbag who wants to fight me makes with message board "WHUDDAYA GUNNA DO 'BOUT IT"s when they run out of valid points to make. 7. WHUDDAYA GUNNA DO 'BOUT IT? |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2008 2:51pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] " I have no intention of fighting anyone, ever" oh, at this point I'm pretty sure the choice is no longer yours. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:09pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] Hahaha ok fuckface. Keep making threats 'cause I bruised your ego. It really helps the "enlightened" persona you've made for yourself on here. |
| _________________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:15pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] :FUBUDDY: |
| _____________________________________________ [May 22,2008 3:16pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] Also, you know my list is right, so you again resorted to WHATTAYA GUNNA DO ABOUT ITs. Why don't you take Route Stupid back to Dumb Broadington, ya dumb broad? Hey Tony! |
| _______________________________ [May 22,2008 3:56pm - aril ""] Alright, In the LEFT CORNER, standing at 6'9'' and wearing ORANGE TRUNKS, we have kadoooooooooga! In the RIGHT CORNER, standing at 5'4'' and wearing a HAMMERFALL speedo, we have Aroooowwwheead! FIGHT! |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2008 4:31pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] i'm at work and have no time to address any of this. however, for the record, I haven't spoken to Josh S in like a year, so I need to get it out there that he has nothing to do with this. It's nice how you turned this into an opportunity to talk shit about him as well. You've got a big mouth, Kadoogan...just like me. |
| ___________________________________ [May 22,2008 4:43pm - dreadkill ""] you guys should use your big mouths for something....else. |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2008 1:10am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] KadoogaNaturalBall said:.... .... .... Big Gigantic List of Ridiculous and Resentful Shit: ....1 ....2 ....3 ....4 etc... see? Now THAT ^^^^^ is Exactly what POMPOUS means. I've admitted a few billion times now that I'm arrogant, a douche, and just all around perfect. But it is YOU, sir, who is pompous. And to address your gigantic bulleted list of bottled up animosity: 1) I came here to offer dave advice. Dave. DAVE. Not you. You saw it as reason to attack me for using a metaphor. A METAPHOR. Wave comes, hits beach, goes away. You can't chase the wave. The wave's gone. You got to wait for the next one. Not flowery, not ornate, not a moonlight walk on the fucking beach with a rose in my teeth. 2) O.k., so you talk shit. good for you. Glad to know I'm not the only asshole in the room. 3) More shit talk. About Josh. I didn't hear about it from ANYONE. I just searched the board, figured what band you're in, and ASSUMED you were a shit talking coward. Another example of exactly why I think I'm so much smarter than you. I still don't even know which guitarist you are. I never gave two shits about you. I'm glad you've spent so much time noticing me and the things I've said over the years. 4) It was Pillory's second show. What the fuck is your point? 5) I'm well aware that I'm arrogant. I've admitted it a few times in this very thread. Point is, I WASN'T being arrogant. I gave Dave some good advice, and you called me pompous. 6) If you don't intend to fight anyone, stop talking shit. Period. Think about what happened to Tom. As an opinionated asshole I fully support your right to say your piece without being afraid. However, when you talk shit the plain fact is you're already committing to a fight. Some people get angry, and when we get angry we hit things. It's not your choice anymore. I'm not here for a fight, I came here to give a writing advice. You're the critic, you seem to have a problem. Did you want to fight? When I ask why you attack me, you got all this bottled up "I'm sick of your shit" stuff that you've obviously been too much of a pussy to ever say to me before now. Where'd you get these balls, and exactly WHAT the fuck is your problem? And ARIL, I get it. You don't like POWERMETAL. That's fine. I don't like beards that look like pubic hair. We'll have to agree to disagree. Honestly, until a few days ago I thought you were a chick. I'm sure we've never met, as you're into REAL metal while I spend most of my time prancing around in a TuTu at Sonata Arctica shows. Oh, and did Kadooganooganogurt tell you? I listen to the Cult too! Wow. I am so cast out of the inner circle of metal now. Seriously though, have I offended you, or are you just a cunt? |
| __________________________________ [May 23,2008 1:44am - marklar ""] I have so many ideas for horror stories and shit . Like real gore type stuff but i can't write it well. I want to make a real fucked up psycho killer script/story but it can never come out well. Shit sucks maybe one day i will take creative writing classes |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 9:16am - aril ""] Actually, I like Power Metal. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 9:17am - aril ""] Just the bands that aren't overly cheesy. |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2008 9:18am - DYA / NLI ""] Fight! Fight! Internet fight! |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 9:23am - aril ""] I never said anything about an inner circle of metal, brah. I'm a self-admitting 'cunt' who likes to poke fun at HOW RETARDED THIS THREAD IS. You're only feeding into this nonsense - it's like you're asking for attention. Just drop this stuff and move on. You have to realize there are people who don't like you. |
| __________________________________ [May 23,2008 9:24am - Niccolai ""] writers block is a funny animal. I go like a year or more without being able to write anything. and then out of nowhere, I'll sit down and write an album or two worth of lyrics. My mood and atmosphere don't effect wether or not I can write lyrics, but they do effect the lyrics themselves. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2008 9:34am - corpus_colostomy ""] :bow: lol...such precision, such control. how do youuuuu do? |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 10:47am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:26am - dreadkill ""] starbucks and arby's should merge to form starby's |
| _____________________________________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:27am - institute for advanced hoganomics ""] that would be a hella BM after a trip there brother.. |
| ____________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:28am - dreadkill ""] i would build a toilet paper factory next to it and make millions |
| ________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:31am - aril ""] the competition.... BUSTED |
| ________________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:32am - "The Donald" ""] I'm interested in investing. Maybe while we're at it, we can cajole Dupunt to make the stainmaster underwear I have been developing since 1983. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:05pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] ArrowHeadNLI said: OW, MY EGO! I QUIT! I was absolutely not shit-talking Josh. He'd tell you himself that he likes to start internet drama. Josh is a great dude, which I'm pretty sure I already said. I was wrong in assuming he told you. Oh, shit, I admitted I was wrong, try it sometime. If you searched the board, and found that I've been making fun of you right along, please post the links to the threads. Then I can be sure that my "bottled up I'm sick of your shit stuff that" I've "obviously been too much of a pussy to ever say to" you was vented long before this, at least in internet form. I have no intention of coming to any gig you might be playing, so my shit-talk will stay online. Again, the word POMPOUS is not the fucking point here. The point is that you come off like a fucking know-it-all douchebag who has to let the world know just how smart he is. Whether that strictly fits the definition of pompous, arrogant, or whatever, will never detract from the fact that, (on the internet anyway) you come across as a gigantic, gaping fucking asshole. I, on the other hand, tend to keep my e-opinions to "oh that band is terrible" or "maybe they should just quit", because I'm not getting paid by the word and I'm not saying it to feed my ego. I'm stating opinions and that's that. You state your opinions all you want, it's the fucking INTERNET, that's what it's for, and I have no intention of stopping you. I just wanted to point out that you are a fucking windbag with a thesaurus. Use all the god damn metaphors you want. The fact remains that you could have simply said "hey man, inspiration comes and goes. just give it time." Instead, you said "waves hitting the beach and bleeh blah blooh" in another attempt to let everyone who might ALSO write, and look at this thread, that YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY OH MY CHRIST STOP THE PRESSES THIS GUY'S GONNA WRITE THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL ONE DAY AND INVENT A CURE FOR AIDS. I don't know who Tom is, or what happened to him, but if some retard got pissed off enough to find me, kick my ass, and risk jail time over a message board argument, I'd still consider myself to be the victor in the long run. You and your friends' ability to swing things at people's heads proves absolutely nothing, other than a lack of self-control and good judgment. I've been threatened I-don't-know-how-many times for the shit I talk on here, and not ONCE has anything come of it. Hell Within live in the next town over, and for all their wind-baggery about 8-Balls in socks and watching my back at shows, three years have gone by and here I sit, still making fun of things I don't like on the internet. "As an opinionated asshole I fully support your right to say your piece without being afraid. However, when you talk shit the plain fact is you're already committing to a fight. " Can someone please explain what sense these two sentences make? Talking shit on the internet is soon to be looked at like apple pie, or baseball. It IS my god damn right, so I deserve to get beat up over it? I'm not committing to a fuckin thing, other than the idea of my continued posting of internet opinions ruining people's fragile little egos (I hope). It was your second show with Pillory... If you're such a veteran of different music scenes, and played so many shows, by now you should know that stupid fucking one-liners between songs is lame, no matter what band you're on stage with. If you're nervous, keep your mouth shut until the song kicks in. No one wants to hear what the song is about or whose basement you were in when you wrote it. So I've gone on way to long with this. Please keep in mind that I barely listen to any metal anymore. I still break out the classics, but that's about it lately. So have fun listening to the Cult, who, metal-scene-points aside, suck huge testicles for a living. Also please keep in mind that I am far from arrogant. When your teeth are falling out of your head and you weigh 135 pounds, an ego is hard to hold onto. Again, I just think you come off as a douchebag on the internet. Sincerely yours, Benjamin Lee Farley 15 Juniper Street Chelmsford, MA 01824 Come and prove how much better than me you are with your fists. I look forward to it. Or: Let thyself be cast upon my territory, like a phalanx of soldiers hitting the beach and retreating. |
| ________________________________ [May 23,2008 12:09pm - aril ""] PWNED. |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2008 3:21pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] I already said i'm not going to beat you up, so it's nice that you grandstand and post your address. I'm going to take your ass-pal's advice and stop feeding into this thread. |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 3:23pm - aril ""] Sweet.. I was upgraded from a "cunt" to an "ass-pal." +5 HP +2 STR +4 DEF |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2008 4:05pm - dreadkill ""] i prefer to call someone a buttclown, ass-pal isn't bad. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 23,2008 4:06pm - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] "Some people get angry, and when we get angry we hit things. It's not your choice anymore." I took that as continuing the threats, regardless of, "I'm not here to fight anyone." I've said pretty much all I gotta say anyway. Once again, internet posturing turns up nothing. And I have no idea who aril is in real life, but I hope he'll be my cunty ass-pal, someday... |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2008 4:09pm - aril ""] Sure, just come to the Herugrim show on June 13th and you, me and DestroyYouAlot can celebrate this thread being over. |
| ________________________________________ [May 23,2008 4:45pm - NippleViolater ""] dreadkill said: aril said:At work last week, we had a bunch of Brits over on business and they were talking about going on a "fag" break outside. Couldn't help but laugh.do they call muffins "american muffins?" Or Dentists "witches"? |
| ________________________________________ [May 23,2008 5:09pm - NippleViolater ""] Who are these two people anyway? Myspace pages or anything? I have GOT to see these two. Especially the one who says he's "perfect." |
| _______________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:13pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] NippleViolater said:Who are these two people anyway? Myspace pages or anything? I have GOT to see these two. Especially the one who says he's "perfect." Actually, we've met. I was the singer of Pillory a few years ago. And if you fail to see my perfection, don't feel bad. You're just too imperfect to be able to see it. I don't have a myspace page at all. Ironic for someone who is so obviously starved for attention, right? However if you don't remember me, I'm the stoned guy with the fag-hand: [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:16pm - chillywillywongaface ""] Homey Doo Rag no cool. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 23,2008 11:18pm - chillywillywongaface ""] dreadkill said:starbucks and arby's should merge to form starby's You merge in to faggot, gay and homo=fagayomo Now you Japanese stool pusher. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2008 8:16pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] this is hilarious |